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These are logs of what happened in the original SSQ. They are made using regexes on old IRC logs. They are rather long and may be confusing; reading them in order is suggested.
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Book 1: The Battle For The Stadium, The Melee Moves, and Against Kuja - Commentary - 6 Seasons
Season 1: The Unending Bowser & Ganondorf Saga - Commentary - 42 Logs
- Chapter 1: The Early Days
- Chapter 2: The Twenty-Five
- Chapter 3: The New Generation
- Chapter 4: The Betrayal
- Chapter 5: Unity
- Chapter 6: The Food
- Chapter 7: Basic Training
- Chapter 8: The Necklace
- Chapter 9: Clogged Pipes
- Chapter 10: The Need for Greed
- Chapter 11: Onnet's Troubles
- Chapter 12: VHe're All Gonna Die!
- Chapter 13: [Both] Kevin's Bad Day
- Chapter 14: A Dark Legacy
- Chapter 15: Simon Says
- Chapter 16: Ridley's Race
- Chapter 17: Dreaming Nightmares
- Chapter 18: The Variety Chapter
- Chapter 19: Wolfman's Mission
- Chapter 20: Knight of Honor
- Chapter 21: Forgotten Friend
- Chapter 22: Freaky Fixins
- Chapter 23: More Car Craziness
- Chapter 24: A Handy Fight
- Chapter 25: Mine Cart Madness
- Chapter 26: The Sky is Falling
- Chapter 27: The Sky has Fallen
- Chapter 28: Aww Poo[p]!
- Chapter 29: Double Oh Stealth
- Chapter 30: Rhyme Time
- Chapter 31: Mount Moon Madness
- Chapter 32: Forest! NYAH!
- Chapter 33: Hunting Questers
- Chapter 34: Clowning Questers
- Chapter 35: Zio's Last Stand
- Chapter 36: In Sync
- Chapter 37: A Hunter's Fall
- Chapter 38: Aribar's Oddysee
- Chapter 39: Changing of the Guard
- Chapter 40: Mario is Missing (Abridged)
- Chapter 41: It's a Little Wyrm
- Chapter 42: A Chilling Prophecy
Season 2: Weapons of Chaos - Commentary - 44 Logs
- Chapter 43: Wolfman's Replacement
- Chapter 44: Supermarket Showdown
- Chapter 45: Trouble at Home
- Chapter 46: Klumsy's Will Part I
- Chapter 47: Zio's Return; Klumsy's Will Part II
- Chapter 48: Troubles with Tiff
- Chapter 49: The Dark Blade
- Chapter 50: The Fellowship of the Sword
- Chapter 51: Krazy Kong Kapers (Abridged)
- Chapter 52: Pokemon Trainer Showdown!
- Chapter 53: The Christmas that almost wasn't, but then was.
- Chapter 54: Metroid Mayhem!
- Chapter 55: Power Possessed Changes
- Chapter 56: Worm War
- Chapter 57: Quester Hunters Beware!
- Chapter 58: Weapons in Action
- Chapter 59: Monstro Town Melee
- Chapter 60: Doomsday
- Chapter 61: The Iron Conqueror Returns
- Chapter 62: Time for Scenes from a Couch
- Chapter 63: Machine Bustin'
- Chapter 64: The Valley of Heartless
- Chapter 65: Bob, Lord of Electric Death
- Chapter 66: Sinister Machines
- Chapter 67: The Fource of Ganondorf
- Chapter 68: Wands n' Wizards
- Chapter 69: Humid Hallucinations
- Chapter 70: Return of the Holo Tomb
- Chapter 71: Smithy's Psycho Dish
- Chapter 72: Cold, Heartless Triangles
- Chapter 73: Questers... IN SPACE
- Chapter 74: Satellite of Idiocy
- Chapter 75: Mental Metal Temple, Part I
- Chapter 76: Mental Metal Temple, Part II: Bananas of Wrath
- Chapter 77: Razor vs. Metal Sonic
- Chapter 78: Dracula's Smelly Castle
- Chapter 79: Bats n' Meteorites
- Chapter 80: The Phantom Satellite
- Chapter 81: Poisoned Coins of Confusion
- Chapter 82: Dark Links of War
- Chapter 83: Doomship of Wrath
- Chapter 84: The Face of Doom
- Chapter 85: Lies, Horrible Lies, and Robotnik
- Chapter 86: Mind-Melting Machine Melee
Season 3: Crazy Nonsense - Commentary - 39 Logs
- Chapter 87: Attack of the Master Chief Clones
- Chapter 88: Yurie & Razor Explore the Archives
- Chapter 89: The Million-Door Madhouse
- Chapter 90: Wacky, Airy Battles
- Chapter 91: Aribar's Darkness
- Chapter 92: War Breaks Out
- Chapter 93: Robotic Revenge
- Chapter 94: Artifact Wars
- Chapter 95: Metal Tournament Madness
- Chapter 96: Impostor Invasion
- Chapter 97: Bullets and Fists
- Chapter 98: An Intruder Convention
- Chapter 99: Ironic Paradise
- Chapter 100: Masters of Madness
- Chapter 101: Sha'Fol's Curse
- Chapter 102: Clowns of Wrath
- Chapter 103: Time Smashers
- Chapter 104: Cannon Chaos
- Chapter 105: False Order
- Chapter 106: Tower of Terror
- Chapter 107: The Wrath of Wakatu
- Chapter 108: Reality Breaks
- Chapter 109: Heartless Die A Lot
- Chapter 110: Wolfman & Zero
- Chapter 111: Saga of Silliness
- Chapter 112: Reploid Weirdness
- Chapter 113: Bitter Bickering Battles
- Chapter 114: Attack of the Aribar Army
- Chapter 115: SIMBER Silliness
- Chapter 116: Stewing Gargoyles
- Chapter 117: Malevolent Ramblings
- Chapter 118: Undersea Madness
- Chapter 119: Dark Duplicity
- Chapter 120: Attack of the Wackos
- Chapter 121: Gerudo Failure
- Chapter 122: Swimming for Soup
- Chapter 123: Towers of Madness
- Chapter 124: Castle Maneuvers
- Chapter 125: DeVoid of Truth
Season 4: The Fall of Nintopia - Commentary - 85 Logs
- Chapter 126: Car Crashes, Mind Tricks, and Feckless Fighting
- Chapter 127: Thieves of Whaller
- Chapter 128: The Time of Dark Temples
- Chapter 129: Matek's Massacre
- Chapter 130: Three Threats
- Chapter 131: Techno-Frisbee Adventure
- Chapter 132: Dark Beings of Future Past
- Chapter 133: Mighty Mimics
- Chapter 134: Of Curses, Magic and Machine
- Chapter 135: Wanton Property Destruction
- Chapter 136: The Needlessly Complex Adventure
- Chapter 137: Breaking Boxes
- Chapter 138: Everybody Hates Aribar
- Chapter 139: Death of a Jentanian
- Chapter 140: Smithy's Scheme
- Chapter 141: Extreme Underground Waterfall Driving
- Chapter 142: Battle for Doughnut City
- Chapter 143: Poorly Sealed Evil
- Chapter 144: Amazeing D.A.R.K.ness
- Chapter 145: Evil Hockey and Overkill Strikes Again
- Chapter 146: Darkness Denied
- Chapter 147: Dark Faith
- Chapter 148: Kuja's Conspiracies
- Chapter 149: Absurdity Mountain
- Chapter 150: Malicious Machines
- Chapter 151: Traps n' Thieves
- Chapter 152: Paranoid, Fiery Saviors
- Chapter 153: Judicator Magellean
- Chapter 154: Quixotic Questing
- Chapter 155: Hands of Madness
- Chapter 156: Self-Delusions of Grandeur
- Chapter 157: Boring, Unfair Melee Matches
- Chapter 158: Terrifying Machines From the Abyss
- Chapter 159: Splinters of Unreality
- Chapter 160: Grinding Grunty's Gears
- Chapter 161: Lynk's Revenge
- Chapter 162: The True Plot Begins
- Chapter 163: Chaotic Clashes
- Chapter 164: C: Questers Run
- Chapter 165: Falling Valhalla, Melodramatic Questers
- Chapter 166: Divinity & Car Clashes
- Chapter 167: Wolfman's Mental Breakdown
- Chapter 168: Super Sonic Questing
- Chapter 169: Dimensional Silliness
- Chapter 170: State of Exile
- Chapter 171: Shadows and Spirits
- Chapter 172: Shadows over Nintendus
- Chapter 173: Don't Mess With E Li Three
- Chapter 174: Wolfman Team Presents: Quester Driving Simulator
- Chapter 175: Twilight Town's Temple
- Chapter 176: Recipes of the Solarian Temple
- Chapter 177: Origin of the Solarians; Turmoil in the City
- Chapter 178: Troubled Nintendus
- Chapter 179: Axioms of City Destruction
- Chapter 180: Stadium Defense
- Chapter 181: Tantalizing Treasure
- Chapter 182: Kitchen Island
- Chapter 183: Out of the Kitchen, Into the Kettle
- Chapter 184: Radioactive Time-Warping Battles
- Chapter 185: Match of Madness
- Chapter 186: Wandering in the Desert: Part I: Klumsy's Tomb of Doom
- Chapter 187: Wandering in the Desert: Part II: The Mysterious Tower
- Chapter 188: Wandering in the Desert: Part III: The Void Attacks!
- Chapter 189: The Atlantean City & Twist Ed
- Chapter 190: Suspiciously Easy Disaster Aversion
- Chapter 191: Mewtwo's Moon
- Chapter 192: Water Wars
- Chapter 193: The UND Strikes Back!
- Chapter 194: Ominous Prelude
- Chapter 195: Rampage of the Skeleton King
- Chapter 196: Lost Questers
- Chapter 197: Illian's Propaganda
- Chapter 198: Lashiec's Lesson
- Chapter 199: Principles of Illianism
- Chapter 200: The Second Moon's Doors
- Chapter 201: Smithy's Sadistic Space Station
- Chapter 202: Horrors of the X-Zone Project
- Chapter 203: End of the End of the World
- Chapter 204: Lynk, Magellan, Whaller, Assassins
- Chapter 205: What Remains of Kazlo, Oprybo, and Magellan
- Chapter 206: The War for the Stadium and Julian's Sandwich
- Chapter 207: The Glass Dungeon Part I: Diabolical Marician Machines
- Chapter 208: The Glass Dungeon Part II: Whallerian X-Zone Wackiness
- Chapter 209: The Glass Dungeon Part III: Stolen Solarian Seal
- Chapter 210: Kuja's Weak Revenge
Season 5: Stranded on Turion - Commentary - 32 Logs
- Chapter 211: Of Puppets and Lizardmen
- Chapter 212: Dangerous Ruins
- Chapter 213: Monotonous Monster Melee
- Chapter 214: Ruinous Sins
- Chapter 215: Interminable Intermission
- Chapter 216: Danger Canyon
- Chapter 217: Mental Illness Theater
- Chapter 218: Continual Crustacean Combat
- Chapter 219: ELECTRIFIED SALTWATER
- Chapter 220: Dumb Dinged Dang Field
- Chapter 221: Sandy Pillars
- Chapter 222: Many Melee Matches
- Chapter 223: Trap Mountain
- Chapter 224: Tech it to the Max!
- Chapter 225: Cold Robots
- Chapter 226: Robotic Repetition
- Chapter 227: Metallic Madness
- Chapter 228: Death Prism
- Chapter 229: Dark Omens
- Chapter 230: Illian's Punchline
- Chapter 231: Red Buttons
- Chapter 232: Digital Souls
- Chapter 233: Death Guys
- Chapter 234: Phantom's Phantoms
- Chapter 235: Comedic Evil
- Chapter 236: The Glitch Lab
- Chapter 237: Getting to the Crystal City
- Chapter 238: The Melee Move Mecha
- Chapter 239: Warped Minds
- Chapter 240: Mechanized Extreme History
- Chapter 241: The Demise of Evil SIMBER
- Chapter 242: Kales Meets His Match
Season 6: The Fury of Nintendus - Commentary - 34 Logs
- Chapter 243: Retaking the Stadium
- Chapter 244: Furious Fleet Fighting
- Chapter 245: Magitek Maulin' Maniacs
- Chapter 246: The Truth About Maxamillion
- Chapter 247: Ivan's Assistance
- Chapter 248: Paths of Insanity
- Chapter 249: Endlessly Challenged (Platinum Challenge Part I)
- Chapter 250: Back to Back Brawling (Platinum Challenge Part II)
- Chapter 251: Dark Laughter (Platinum Challenge Part III)
- Chapter 252: Goats and Car Crashes (Platinum Challenge Part IV)
- Chapter 253: Illian's Omens (Platinum Challenge Part V)
- Chapter 254: Sephiroth Showdown (Platinum Challenge Part VI)
- Chapter 255: Denon's Dire Defenders
- Chapter 256: Requiem for a Denon
- Chapter 257: Cellphones and Laser Battleships
- Chapter 258: Magitek Fueled Madness
- Chapter 259: Flight of the Dauntless
- Chapter 260: Fighting Force Fields
- Chapter 261: Prophecies of Despair
- Chapter 262: Kuja's Feint
- Chapter 263: Mysteries of the Mushroom King
- Chapter 264: *Censored* Robots
- Chapter 265: Backstories, Past and Future
- Chapter 266: Ruby Friday at Death Mountain
- Chapter 267: Vampires in Valhalla
- Chapter 268: Finding Vladimir
- Chapter 269: Through the Darkness
- Chapter 270: Departures
- Chapter 271: Double Edged Elements
- Chapter 272: The Dark Ruler's Descent
- Chapter 273: Against Maxamillian's Fleet
- Chapter 274: Battle for the Tower
- Chapter 275: Kuja's Last Stand
- Chapter 276: Omnipotent Guest Week
Book 2: Everything Goes Haywire - 7 Seasons
Season 7: Lots of Weird Missions - 34 Logs
- Chapter 277: An Official APN Introduction
- Chapter 278: Ganondorf Smackdown
- Chapter 279: Deceptive Computers
- Chapter 280: Fires of Chaos
- Chapter 281: Robots, Ghosts, and Computers
- Chapter 282: Interdimensional Smack Talk
- Chapter 283: Stalfos are the REAL Nukes, right?
- Chapter 284: Who is Good... and Who is Evil?
- Chapter 285: Time and Consequences
- Chapter 286: Ruvyn's Rationale
- Chapter 287: Nuclear Houseageddon
- Chapter 288: Attack of the Mental Breadworms
- Chapter 289: CAL: Characters' Anguished Lectures
- Chapter 290: The Incredible Angry Australian Computer
- Chapter 291: The Void's Astral Tarot
- Chapter 292: Rand's House of Rage
- Chapter 293: Sands of Deception
- Chapter 294: The IIF Conspiracy
- Chapter 295: The Time Calamity, Part 1: Grave Tidings
- Chapter 296: The Time Calamity, Part 2: Wrath of the Eggman
- Chapter 297: Philosophy of the Questers
- Chapter 298: The Light of Saturn's Wrath
- Chapter 299: Time Tower Thrashing
- Chapter 300: Studies on The Cycles of Phantom Lords
- Chapter 301: Epitaph of the Quester Hunters
- Chapter 302: Fury of The Neo-Earthians
- Chapter 303: Circular King's Ambush
- Chapter 304: Edgelords of Turion
- Chapter 305: Gravity Egg Part I: Astral Navigation
- Chapter 306: Gravity Egg Part II: Countdown to Destruction
Season 10: Genetia's Wrath - Commentary - 44 Logs
- Chapter 311: Shipped Off
- Chapter 312: Bumpy Landing
- Chapter 313: Aetos the Airhead
- Chapter 314: Dead Time
- Chapter 315: Measuring Atlantis
- Chapter 316: Robotnik's Machine Quarry
- Chapter 317: Robotic Pitfalls
- Chapter 318: Passworded Shipwreck
- Chapter 319: Futuristic Family Feud
- Chapter 320: Capital Chaos
- Chapter 321: Enemy Infighting
- Chapter 322: Unbalanced Pride
- Chapter 323: Rubber Tree Unsolid
- Chapter 324: Quantum Robot Soap Opera
- Chapter 325: Quantum Curse Mechanics
- Chapter 326: Logistical Headaches
- Chapter 327: MM2 Mauling Maniacs
- Chapter 328: You call THAT Heaven?
- Chapter 329: Angry Antimatter Attrition
- Chapter 330: Ultimately Useless Tests
- Chapter 331: Deadly Arguments
- Chapter 332: The Dark Palace
- Chapter 333: A Tale of Two Banks
- Chapter 334: Clash of the Magelleans
- Chapter 335: McDermid's Vengeance
- Chapter 336: Hangin' Out with Ricky
- Chapter 337: The Untimely Ship
- Chapter 338: DoubleVoid Gum
- Chapter 339: Erzez's Extreme Elimination
- Chapter 340: The Capital's Generators
- Chapter 341: The Rise of Ricky
- Chapter 342: Saga, Continued
- Chapter 343: Iggy's Deal, Dumb Truths, and Dumber Dares
- Chapter 344: Military Morals
- Chapter 345: Shipwrecked Principles
- Chapter 346: Wishy-Washy Prophecies
- Chapter 347: Armadillos del Locos: Part 1 Reverse World
- Chapter 348: Voids and, Emeralds, Swords: Part 2 Reverse World
- Chapter 349: A Fistful of WMDs
- Chapter 350: Plans of The Man
- Chapter 351: Grudge of the Millenium
- Chapter 352: Kairah's Rampage
- Chapter 353: Eggmanomics
- Chapter 354: Maester's Massacre
Season 11: The Void's Revenge - Commentary - 41 Logs
- Chapter 355: An Arbitrary Introduction
- Chapter 356: Let's shoot our allies!
- Chapter 357: Museum of Fated Destruction
- Chapter 358: Banking a la Kuja
- Chapter 359: Eggman's Dimensional Cannon
- Chapter 360: Reality takes a Water Break
- Chapter 361: Radioactive Glitches
- Chapter 362: Fiery Fetch Quest
- Chapter 363: Portal Lunacy
- Chapter 364: Shopping for Weirdos
- Chapter 365: Do not Lick Spoon
- Chapter 366: Master Hand's Impossible Trials
- Chapter 367: Laughing Librarians
- Chapter 368: Attack of the Benches
- Chapter 369: Holo Gloves
- Chapter 370: Bumbling Atlantis Questers, Monologuing Maester
- Chapter 371: Zio vs. Atlantis, Garrick's 1000 Coins
- Chapter 372: Couch Potatoes
- Chapter 373: Haunted Questing
- Chapter 374: Ominous Ore
- Chapter 375: Maester's Death
- Chapter 376: Shadows of the Light Side
- Chapter 377: No Life on Mars
- Chapter 378: Machine-Made Flashback
- Chapter 379: Pipes of Death
- Chapter 380: Ferran Fakemen
- Chapter 381: Annoying Alexia & Green Hill Follies
- Chapter 382: The Destroyer's True Face
- Chapter 383: Bust an Ice Cap
- Chapter 384: Nintendus Shopping 2007
- Chapter 385: As Reality Crumbles
- Chapter 386: The Faker and the Hand-Smacker
- Chapter 387: Dreams of Peace
- Chapter 388: Grave Temple Melee
- Chapter 389: Bowserzilla
- Chapter 390: Struggle for the Smash Emblems
- Chapter 391: The Void Battle Part I: The Overpowering
- Chapter 392: The Void Battle Part II: The Neverending
- Chapter 393: The Void Battle Part III: The Undying
- Chapter 394: Hilarious Epilogue
- Chapter 395: Years later...
Season 12: Faded Glory - Commentary - 28 Logs
- Chapter 396: Snake's Training Mission Disaster
- Chapter 397: Final Phantasy Part I: Tragic Reunion
- Chapter 398: Final Phantasy Part II: Going nowhere Fast
- Chapter 399: Wrath of the Cheeto-Eating God
- Chapter 400: Super Smash Trade Network
- Chapter 401: Egg-centric Eggvestigation
- Chapter 402: Techno-Piracy
- Chapter 403: Enlightening Technology
- Chapter 404: Suspicious Deserters
- Chapter 405: Old Friends, Old Enemies
- Chapter 406: Of Crashes and Fortresses
- Chapter 407: Radioactive Sniper Duel
- Chapter 408: Team Rocket's Murky Mess
- Chapter 409: Metallic Legal Crusade
- Chapter 410: Master Hand Difficulties
- Chapter 411: Breakin' All the Rules
- Chapter 412: Bizarroworld Badness
- Chapter 413: CastleWarMania
- Chapter 414: Earth Channel 51
- Chapter 415: Revenge of the Magi
- Chapter 416: Electric Book Boogaloo
- Chapter 417: In a Pit with a BAG of Trouble
- Chapter 418: Anticlimactic Mutinies
- Chapter 419: Urban Robot Fighting
- Chapter 420: E Li Three's Anti-Failure
- Chapter 421: Glitchin' Through Viridian City!
- Chapter 422: Dark Dork Destruction
- Chapter 423: A Merry Little Christmas
Season 13: Dr. Proctor, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Kill Bad Characters - Commentary - 21 Logs
- Chapter 424: Too Many Doctors, Too Few Weapons
- Chapter 425: Cranky Kong's Favorite Show
- Chapter 426: A Warped Tattle-Tale
- Chapter 427: The Questers Meet Some Other Questers
- Chapter 428: Proctor's Stupid Tournament
- Chapter 429: Droids on a Space Ship
- Chapter 430: Innotek Showdown at the ARK
- Chapter 431: Burnt Innotek Sandwich
- Chapter 432: Boring Errands
- Chapter 433: The power of OVERKILL!
- Chapter 434: Worse than Nothing
- Chapter 435: The Vile Supercomputer
- Chapter 436: Fruit Brick Beats Supertechnology
- Chapter 437: Kuja's X-ed out Plan
- Chapter 438: The Island of Why
- Chapter 439: Turf War Overkill
- Chapter 440: Trevor's Terrible Time Travel Tropes
- Chapter 441: Ivan's Incredible Creations
- Chapter 442: Master's Identity Crisis
- Chapter 443: The Stairway to Hell
- Chapter 444: The Final Fight