Super Smash Quest - Story - Chapter 118: Undersea Madness
Date: January 5th, 7th, 8th, 10th 2005.
Charles goes to R&R with 3 minutes passing. He goes online to his cyberjournal which is easily accessed by anyone. Day: IIXO.
Wolfman is now in his room.
Charles: 'Condition: Misplaced Anger. Weather: Freezing rain outside. Today SIMBER made me angry by reporting to Wolfman about a message from an unknown sender. It came from, surprisingly, Ivo Robotnik... err..the hologram. This one might not be under the influence.'
Charles: 'He told me that he would help me return to Earth. He also told me that while Ivan wasn't in league with the Void, he would enslave Nintendus after saving it. I must consider this as the alternative to Ivan being allied with Void. And a couple days ago, I became a member of the SIMBER family and we discussed about its origins.'
Charles: 'I had found out that they find it illogical that Ivan would be allied with him. I also found out why I am attacked each and every time I'm at my tower; I'm the Void's priority one target. That would explain the Quester Hunters, the evil hologram of Ivo, and even himself attacking me.'
Charles: 'This is all the more reason I'm leaving. Before I close out, I gotta admit that I sent Alys, anonymously, some of the finest Slim Fast in all the Mushroom Kingdom. Apparently, she didn't take lightly to that and started... fighting at lvl 12 holograms. She then forced the cans down the drain.'
Charles: 'And I paid top-dollar as well! It's not like I can pull that damn bag of money out of my pocket every 5 seconds!...Uh... well I better be off.' *begins to gear up for his meeting with Ivo in Neo Robotnikland. First, he checks his emails...* "Okay then..."
AOL Guy: "You've got mail!"
Charles: "SIMBER: How many death threats have been blocked by the junk mail blocker?"
SIMBER: 1201320984091347043917 31409347304971430941720942172410 97209472192741092417241097412094127 09147142909412731059790753297352993 5297532970352907905329 72350952397395702970 25390750792357 90325973259779 23500972 35709, Locos. Also, This email is from Administrator Wolfman."
Charles: "Puuuuuut it up."
SIMBER: (Not pictured: Blinding eye color combination) "Locos: Good luck at this meeting. If you need backup or anything like that, you know how to reach me. Again, I'm sorry for what happened earlier. --Wolfman--"
SIMBER: "It appears Wolfman is trying to blind you with bad color combinations."
Charles: "Okay. Delete latest passed email. Now... how many death threats have been sent that isn't Ivan, or cohorts of the Void? Void included."
SIMBER: "12013209840913 4704391731409347304 9714309417209421724109 72094721927410924172410 97412094127091471429094 12731059790753297352993 5297532970352 9079053297 23509523973957 02970253907507 9235790325973 25977923 50097235 708, Locos."
SIMBER: "...Most of them are from things emailed by non-cohorts which broke through the weak dimensional barrier to this realm."
Charles: "Uhh... patch in the one that *isn't* sent by Voids."
SIMBER: "Email accepted."
Charles: "Then reblock after reading."
SIMBER: "Covert Secret Plans--Sent By Bob, Master of Electric Death."
Charles: "...That's... a death threat email?"
SIMBER: "You must obtain a rock, another rock, and then the other five rocks which Ivan has... bring them to me... Put them into the--DEATH THREAT!!!!!-special machine I have hidden in the land of tower. The filter will error. Giving you this message. Through SIMBER."
Charles: "End and delete. reblock."
Charles goes to the mail room to see if he has any normal mail there. He reads through them... "Let's see... junk..junk, junk, bill, junk, Community Service, junk..."
SIMBER: "Normal Email: 3. Message 1: Temporary Permanent Insanity. By Aribar. Errr... error. Nevermind."
Charles checks his mail from any gargoyle's or other dark magic person. "We really should've pulled back once we read those signs of the streets."
Metal Man (GM): Charles has mail... from Bob. It's made out of newspaper letters. 'Secret Covert Plan.'
Metal Man (GM): 'Dear Locos,'
Charles reads it while walking towards the warp room and gets out his chair.
Metal Man (GM): 'This is a letter to tell you the exact plan to use my special inter-dimensional escape rocket... My last invention. It needs one of the many relics the Questers are trying to get. I have a plan written to divert one of the relics... There are some relics hidden in one of the old bases which are still protected. There is also a teleporter there. You must take one relic, any one, and use the teleporter to send you and it to me.'
Metal Man (GM): 'Do this the minute you set foot in the base. Once you have te relic, you can use it to power the rocket and both you and me can escape. I have run out of newspaper. See you later.' The letter ends.
Charles: "That could take years. And it blows my plan use the doorman staff, powered by white super emerald, and directly go to Earth. Yet I like Bob's plan as well. *goes to the control to set coordinates.* "SIMBER, set a course for the ph..." *gives a blank stare.*
Wolfman is nowhere near Locos.
Charles: "Pheraba... Phunbaba... Pherunaba..."
Charles: "...an ocean that begins with a P."
Charles snaps his fingers several times. "...tip of the tongue... yeah! that one. That's where we'll find good ol' Zio."
SIMBER: "...But Zio is in the cave..."
Charles nods yet..
SIMBER: "Warp online. You ready? Done."
Charles: "Can you lock onto any metallic surfaces, uhh... any metal ions that could construed as a base in the Phendrenda Ocean?"
SIMBER: "...There is... an underwater facility."
Charles gives a forward motion. "...Do it!"
SIMBER: "Do you wish to be sent there? I cannot send you back, and you will have to find your own way out..."
Charles: "Of course! That's where all these puzzles are gonna be solved!" *walks onto the transporter.* "Energize."
Metal Man (GM): *WARP.* Charles reappearo... in a dark room... except for a glass dome all around. There's a steel door dead ahead... Charles can see the ocean... Some light comes from above.
Wolfman will eventually have gotten a log of Locos leaving... and wonders if he really does know what he's doing.
Metal Man (GM): Charles hears some dripping. (Insert eerie atmospheric music) There's some puddles in the ground, which is also made of steel. This place must be ancient... but how he got here is a good question.
Charles approaches the door.
Metal Man (GM): The door ahead opens for Charles. Charles hears some seals open. There's a halfdome tube walkway to a larger dome.
Charles: "...I must make ZETA perfect."
Metal Man (GM): There's some lights here, which are sparking and flickering.
Charles walks through the hallway, at a slow rate, and observes his surroundings.
Metal Man (GM): Charles sees the ocean. Fish, sharks, coral... plenty of barnacles attached to the outside of this structure. The door ahead is also unlocked. Charles' walking makes a clank noise with every step.
Charles: "What an old facility. And if this is the case... then did Smithy actually make the Zio?"
Metal Man (GM): http://www.vgmusic.com/music/console/nintendo/gamecube/MP_Frigate2.mid The dex is silent.
Smash Dex: "Out of range to communicate with database."
Charles enters through. He turns off his dex.
Metal Man (GM): The door opens, revealing a slightly larger, lit up room. There's a rusty old computer console across the room. It's off. The other doors through have been locked. There are two other consoles, equally deactivated.
Charles walks across the room to the console. He blows off the dust.
Metal Man (GM): It's a rather strange thing... It's got a regular keyboard, and a big rusty switch. The switch is in the 'OFF' position. Charles can push it into the 'ON' position.
Charles switches it to 'ON'. He begins to uses his strength to push than pull.
Metal Man (GM): Charles pushes it on. It's not all that stuck, but it took effort.
Charles begins to pant a wee bit.
Metal Man (GM): The buttons buzz, and light up.
Charles looks around.
Metal Man (GM): The thin, LCD screen on that console Charles turned on activates. A basic menu pops up. It has arrow keys, of course, and 'Enter'... The menu is as follows: 1. Unlock doors. 2. Activate Drainage Mechanisms. 3. Light control. Charles may open any option.
Charles presses down once from option 1 to option 2. He presses enter.
Metal Man (GM): 2. Activate Drainage Mechanisms. 2A. Entryway, Storage Room and Computer Room Drainage: ON.
Charles: "...I hope it doesn't actually drain water INTO the rooms."
Metal Man (GM): 2B. Main Docking Area, Storage Room 2: OFF. 2C. Unit Training Division, Power Room, Pumps: ON. End-of-Options-for-Option-2. Charles may turn them on and off as he chooses.
Charles presses down from option 2 and chooses 2B. he presses enter.
Metal Man (GM): 2B. Main Docking Area, Storage Room 2: OFF. Change to ON?
Charles presses the Y key and presses enter.
Metal Man (GM): 2B. Main Docking Area, Storage Room 2 drained. The OFF turns to ON. Charles can exit this menu if he wants.
Charles exits the drainage menu and selects option 3. Light control. He enters.
Metal Man (GM): 3. Light control. 3A. Lighting Systems 1: OFF. 3B. Lighting Systems 2: OFF. 3C. Lighting Systems 3: OFF. 3D. Lighting Systems 4: ON. End-of-Options-for-Option-2.
Charles activates Lighting Systems 2 to ON.
Metal Man (GM): It blinks. Lights turn on under the floor. It's brighter now.
Charles: "System 2 is for the floor so what's..." *deactivates lighting systems 4.*
Metal Man (GM): The lights above, although dim, are now out. It's kinda weird being lit from only under the floor.
Charles reactivates 4.
Metal Man (GM): The lights go back on. The dim ceiling ones.
Charles turns on 1.
Metal Man (GM): The ceiling lights are now as bright as the floor ones. Lightning Systems 4 automatically turns off.
Charles deactivates 2 and turns on 3.
Metal Man (GM): Side lights go on, floor lights go off.
Charles exits the options menu for 3 and enters 1.
Metal Man (GM): 1. Unlock Doors. A. Entryway 1 Doors: OPEN. B. Route 1 Doors: CLOSED. C. Route 2 Doors: CLOSED. End-of-Option-1.
Charles activates route doors 1 and 2.
Metal Man (GM): Doors activated.
Charles exits the options for the doors.
Metal Man (GM): Charles has seen all three options. There are two other mainframes which have been turned off. Charles can turn them on.
Charles blows off the dust for one, turns it on, and does the same for the other.
Metal Man (GM): Both turn on.
Smash Dex: "...Database detected."
Smash Dex: "Backup World Database--Anti-Void Contingency Plan."
Charles: "I wonder what the other mainframe contains... errr..is for."
Smash Dex: "Other mainframe has activated communication antenna. Contact to HQ established."
Charles: "Open a channel."
Smash Dex: "Channel open to SIMBER."
SIMBER: "Hello. Your transmission is a bit faded, but I receive your transmission. Is there anything you want besides transmission confirmation?"
Charles: "SIMBER, I have a*static.*activated what see.*static.*eems to be a base in the Phendrana Ocean. What is my altitu.*static.*ude?"
SIMBER: "You are... 5 miles under the ocean!!!!!"
Charles: "Do you know what this base is called?"
SIMBER: "The database which you activated calls it... The *static.*. ...I'm sorry. Your system is preventing me from sending you that information. That is confidential information which must be released by... somebody."
Charles: "Can you download information about backup anti-void contingency plan? I will continue my searching. Over and out."
SIMBER: *nods and disappears.*
Charles ends the communication, being impatient about wanting to search.
Metal Man (GM): Charles hears nothing... it's eerily quiet. The two doors, Route 1 and Route 2, are open.
Charles activates his dex briefly to know which route controls a storage room and and another route contains the other storage room.
Smash Dex: "Checking... One Storage room is behind you, the other is the left door."
Charles enters the first storage room by backtracking a bit.
Metal Man (GM): Charles backtracks, and sees there was a door behind him which he missed. It opens, revealing yet another identical passageway... to another dome.
Charles travels through there.
Metal Man (GM): Charles hears a rustling under the path. Someone... or something...
Charles stops for a moment to hear... and listens.
Metal Man (GM): Charles hears a bit more rustling... which then realizes Charles has stopped. In a split second, some sort of robot leaps out from under the path and lands in front of Charles.
???: "Leave this place!"
Metal Man (GM): It's sort of red... like SIMBER... but made out of metal that was spray painted red.
Charles: "You look like a badly painted SIMBER."
Metal Man (GM): He's also rather rusted, dented, and creaky.
Charles: "...And in worse shape... but let's see if you have its abilities..."
Metal Man (GM): There's some panels missing, he makes a strange humming noise... and one of his eyes is wall-eyed.
Charles takes out his dex and tries to scan it.
Smash Dex: "...DING!"
Charles: "Pardon. I did not mean to be rude." *bows.*
Smash Dex: "...PSIM. Prototypical Simple Integration Machine."
Charles: "Then you... must be a part of the programming of E Li Three." *puts away his dex.* "I will not leave this base. Not until I know its generic name."
P.S.I.M.: "Yes... I was... This base... Please forgive me... my. Voice. Slow."
Charles: "Understandable. You were left forsaken in this ancient establishment."
P.S.I.M.: "This base... broken... slow... built long ago secretly by Master Hand... Used repeatedly by SIMBER, Smithy, and co. to store things. I have been programmed to protect this place, even though I am continually ignored and dilapidated."
Charles: "Then you will not be ignored this time."
P.S.I.M.: "I was made by E Li Three to guard this place. What do you want... I must get you out of here. This place... I am the least dangerous thing here. The evil that not even Crazy Hand could put up with was hidden here. You are in danger!"
Charles: "And I am a user of the SIMBER 'family.' I request access to something that was put in storage here by Kajidoh."
P.S.I.M.: "...User... that's... .... . Can't be. SIMBER doesn't care about me. You are in danger! SIMBER wants to kill you."
Charles: "Its A.I. has been destroyed."
P.S.I.M.: "...The AI is still around. You have been deceived."
Charles: "Then... why do you care?"
P.S.I.M.: "You must... leave! The forbidden ones crave blood!"
Charles: "I will leave... under the condition... that I take the Machine Made Zio."
P.S.I.M.: *He points his right arm, which becomes a sort of a laser buster, pointing at Locos.* "You are in... danger? ...You cannot have him. He will destroy everything."
Charles: "So... the seventh one was hidden well away for a purpose."
P.S.I.M.: "DANGERRRRRR!!! Flee, fleeee!!!" *Walks towards Locos, trying to push him back.*
Charles laughs manically... resisting. "No! I will not leave without what I desire."
P.S.I.M.: "...Then I must resort to Lethal Force."
Charles: "Not even the protoype shall stop me from completing my collection of MM Fallen Questers! I will have my perfect Zeta to combat the Void!" *gets into battle stance.* "If I die, the Void will have its top priority desired! Would you really want the information that you would stop me permanently stored forever into you? I have faced enough danger in my life. I know of the risk, and I will face that danger."
P.S.I.M.: "You forget. This facility is indestructible. You are illogical. SIMBER is trying to kill you. Smithy is as well!!!"
Charles feels a jolt through his mind like in animes when they become surprised.
Metal Man (GM): PSIM shoots at Locos with his buster.
Charles: "Kajidoh... wants me dead?"
Metal Man (GM): CRIT! Damage.
Charles: "So instead of having SIMBER or the void kill me, you would want to stop me yourself."
P.S.I.M.: "You must be destroyed."
Metal Man (GM): PSIM shoots again. Damage. ...And again. Miss.
Charles: "...Then you *shot.*...are of the SIMBER AI as well. Very well..." *unholsters his hammer..* "You are an enemy of Charles L. Magellean as well." *attacks with a charge at PSIM and to hit it on the side.*
Metal Man (GM): Miss. He charges up his buster.
Charles uses his hammer to smash up the rickety unused version of SIMBER twice. Ice damage.
Metal Man (GM): And Charles freezes him solid.
P.S.I.M.: "Movement disabled!"
Charles bows. He holsters his weapon.
P.S.I.M.: "You will... be killed by them... I tried to save you... If you die, remember that I tried to save you..."
Metal Man (GM): The way ahead is open.
Charles: "I will survive. Yet... In the heat of battle, I called you an enemy. I did not mean it. If your actions are truly noble as you say you are, then I will help give you repairs. But until then." *walks forward.*
Wolfman puts all of the paperwork off to the side... he goes to his room, but remains on standby.
Charles approaches the dome and begins to open the door.
Metal Man (GM): Charles opens the door... It opens slowly, showing a rather large warehouse.
Charles shudders. He puts his hands beneath his mouth.
Metal Man (GM): ...And staring Charles in the face is 'abomination no. 1', as it's called.
Charles begins to yell, but then puts his hands to his sides.
Metal Man (GM): It's... misted, though. Charles can't see what's inside yet.
Charles: "...Can I assume your the next line of defense?"
Metal Man (GM): It's frozen shut... cryostasis. All Charles sees are two red eyes.
Charles begins walking away from it. he then puts his hands beneath his mouth to shout. "ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZIIIIIIIooooooooooo!" *then observes his surroundings. He starts rummaging through some of the stuff.
Metal Man (GM): Charles finds all sorts of weird things... 'Master Skeleton Key.' There's also the 'Bad Guy Remote'... shaped just to be used by Master Hand. The cryostasis thing with Abomination No. 1 suddenly clears the mist as it begins a cycle of continual cooling. Charles see... some sort of strange robot with red eyes. 'ZODIUS' is written on the tag inside. There's some other of these cryostasis things laying around.
Smash Dex: "...Be VERY careful. This place holds forbidden monsters from other dimensions."
Charles checks the other cyrostasis tubes... "Didn't I turn you off??"
Metal Man (GM): Charles also sees... a weird man named 'INDALACEO', something named 'LACHRONIKUS'... and the scariest of all... A broken one, that says 'THE VOID.' Next to it is 'SMITHY', which also broke. And... yet another one. 'METAL SONIC' Broken.
Metal Man (GM): ...That entire row of them with 'THE VOID' has been broken. Though no unfamiliar faces are included. The rest of the broken ones are: 'SEAL OF ALGOL'
Metal Man (GM): 'SEAL ON FANTASIA' 'SEAL ON SAGA' That's all of them. The ones where the seals were show a variety of broken runic symbols.
Charles: "Hmm... this is interesting."
Metal Man (GM): There's one last box, which isn't of much interest. It's been emptied. A note in it says: 'Borrowed by Quester Hunters'
Charles: "Tsk... tsk." *sneaks back to the master skeleton key.*
Metal Man (GM): The skeleton key sparkles unnaturally.
Charles: "Now this puppy could be useful."
Metal Man (GM): It seems super-magical. It's the size of Charles' fist.
Charles goes to touch the end of it.
Metal Man (GM): Charles picks it up. No negative effects, except... *WARP.* Slytock Aribar appears in front of Charles.
Slytock Aribar: "How dare you! Touching MY key!"
Charles cringes. He jerks his hand back.
Slytock Aribar: "It's a good thing I put an awareness spell on it. ...How did you get here? I'd love to know, seeing as I've been... the only soul here for a long time."
Charles looks to him with the following look. O_-
Slytock Aribar: "I mean... no. I had nothing to do with those broken cryostasis things."
Charles opens his other eye.
Slytock Aribar: "You've got to believe me. They were broken when I got here."
Slytock Aribar: "...Now... I have to leave. I have a party... uhhh... innocent gathering of good people! To attend."
Charles: "Do not attack, and I will answer your question in addition to leaving 'your' key alone."
Charles: "I was warped here. I wanted to investigate this place and claim something that Kajidoh created."
Slytock Aribar: "You're in the wrong storage room."
Charles: "I have noticed. Now... go." *goes to walk out of the storage room.*
Metal Man (GM): Slytock Aribar nods and disappears, taking the key with him.
Charles: *sweatdrop and sigh of relief.*
Metal Man (GM): Charles exit the room, and are getting back to the central hub.
Charles: "I can't believe he believed me."
Metal Man (GM): Charles reach the hub. Charles may go left, right, or backwards. Left is storage room 2. Right is engineering.
Charles had ignored the frozen PSIM and goes left towards the route one.
Metal Man (GM): Charles walk to the door of the storage room. It opens... and a small amount of water comes in to where Charles is walking. This entire room is full of water. Well... was. There's still water everywhere, but it's up to Charles' ankles and draining.
Charles gets spooked a bit and backs off a bit. "Perhaps I should've waited a bit more."
Metal Man (GM): This room is a huge mess.
Charles enters the room.
Metal Man (GM): There's a tube in the center, and a variety of machines are keeping it secured. There are some other tubes... containing delightful things like metroids and X parasites.
Charles circles around the tube, wondering what it is.
Metal Man (GM): The central tube... is covered in mist. Charles'll have to wipe some of it off of the glass.
Charles picks up some of the mess and tries to... well..pick up. He circles the tube again to look for an opening to the glass.
Metal Man (GM): The glass itself is hidden behind a bunch of kelp and sea weed.
Charles goes to grab chunks of it and throws it to the floor.
Metal Man (GM): Charles reveal... a highly realistic copy of Zio. He's actually more evil looking. Charles see his red eyes, which seem to stare through Charles.
Charles: "Fallen Quester Machine Made Zio. ..." *takes a few steps back.* "It even looks powerful."
Metal Man (GM): The minute Charles say that, it breaks free from inner-restraints, and glowing with a dark aura, the glass around his tube shatters.
Machine Made Zio: "You have... come for me."
Charles: "... What have I done..."
Machine Made Zio: "Seeing you... it awakened my systems... I was able to overpower the restraint systems."
Computer: "Security systems Compromised."
Metal Man (GM): alarms start going off.
Charles looks around being a bit paranoid.
Machine Made Zio: "This place has determined you are an intruder."
Metal Man (GM): The door out shuts and locks.
Machine Made Zio: "We must escape."
Computer: "Drains for all rooms: DISABLED."
Charles looks to the door after it shuts. He looks back to the opened tube.
Charles looks to 'Zio' and nods.
Metal Man (GM): The tube is surrounded by bits of broken glass... each bit 3 feet thick. Water starts pouring in. Machine Made Zio points his hand at the ceiling.
Computer: "Drainage activated manually."
Charles opens his wallet and pulls out the box of the chair. He presses the button and throws it a bit forward. The chair unfolds.
Metal Man (GM): The water is drained as fast as it came.
Machine Made Zio: "The system will fight us tooth and nail. Even since The Void escaped, all security measures were bolstered 2x by Master Hand."
Metal Man (GM): Turrets come out of the ceiling.
Computer: "Terminate intruders. Terminate intruders."
Charles gets in his chair and immediately activates his shield.
Machine Made Zio: "There is no time."
Metal Man (GM): Machine Made Zio creates his own shield... the turrets fire continuously at both of you, but fail to hurt Charles. Turrets pop out of the ground. The room is getting to be a war zone. The X parasites are released.
Charles: "You were sealed specifically in this room alone... with restraints for more than I saw for a couple others."
Metal Man (GM): Machine Made Zio furiously blasts at them.
Charles: "It is best we leave this place."
Machine Made Zio: "They surrounded me with the most dangerous creatures available."
Metal Man (GM): Machine Made Zio releases the Metroids, who eat the X parasites. He then freezes them solid.
Charles: "Then... you weren't created by Kajidoh."
Metal Man (GM): ...*BAM* The door out is punched open by... That robot!
Zodius: "All must be made equal. You are unbalancing the universe. You must die!"
Metal Man (GM): Zio flings a dark bolt of energy at the robot, but it dodges and fires three cosmic-energy boomerangs, which explode against the shield.
Charles: "...Umm..." *says nothing more and thrusts by Zodius in his chair.*
Machine Made Zio: "Watch out! He's tough!"
Metal Man (GM): Charles gets to Zodius.
Zodius: "How dare you challenge me, the balancer of the universe!"
Charles: "I don't mean to! and I didn't know he was this powerful!" *attempts to zoom past Zodius.*
Metal Man (GM): Charles flies past him. He chases Charles.
Machine Made Zio: *Follows.*
Metal Man (GM): The tube Charles is in suddenly disconnects from the complex. It's sealed, and being picked up by the ocean.
Machine Made Zio: "...That's just great. Now we're going to be sent into the center of Nintendus."
Zodius: "I, Zodius, am above this! I shall rule the universe!"
Charles spins his char around at 20 miles an hour because he's being so panicky.
Machine Made Zio: *Socks Zodius.*
Zodius: "Ow! Infidel!!!"
Metal Man (GM): Zodius shoots a laser at Zio, which misses... but causes water to leak into the tube.
Charles stops his chair and though dizzy... and staggering...
Machine Made Zio: "...Just great. Idiot man here wants everyone killed, including himself."
Charles: "The Dark Energy Wave!"
Zodius: "I am not Idiot Man! Prepare to die!"
Charles: "Use the Dark Energy Wave!"
Machine Made Zio: "Doesn't work. I tried it. He's from another dimension. We're going to need to outsmart him."
Charles: "Then let's do so by unleashing a barrage!"
Metal Man (GM): *Insert FF7 Hurry! Music.*
Charles opens his penultimate barrage. Five Mortar cannons, 10 chainsaws, 3 bazookas, 20 machine guns, 8 hurricane fans, and 9 flamethrowers.
Metal Man (GM): *BATTLE* Machine Made Zio and Locos vs. Zodius: Abomination Number 1.
Zodius: "Just try me. I've taken on a marshmallow AND a lemon, simultaneously!"
Charles: "...You took on Sir Gibby!?"
Zodius: "Not even the Queen of Hearts can defeat me! Why yes!"
Charles: "Then you are an evil man as well!"
Zodius: "I must balance the universe. You are creating too much devils food cake for your own good!"
Metal Man (GM): Zodius turns to MMZ.
Zodius: "And you... you buy too many loafers!"
Charles unleashes the 20 machine guns onto Zodius.
Machine Made Zio: "...I must have been the most sane person there."
Metal Man (GM): Zodius takes all the hits... then smiles crazily.
Zodius: "You've allowed me to begun my ultimate attack! ...CHEETOS INFERNO!"
Charles gaps his gaw and his eyes turn swirlish.
Metal Man (GM): A geyser of Cheetos erupt out of nowhere inside the shield at Charles. No damage, but it's annoying. It also... disables the chair.
Zodius: "Ha! Now fight me on foot without shields, petty mongrels!"
Charles: "Cackletta's ...rocket chair."
Machine Made Zio: "Show him who's boss while I repair your chair and that wall."
Charles: "Alright, you want a battle!? Then let's see who's the most insane!"
Machine Made Zio: *Starts fixing the chair... yet another strange built-in ability.*
Charles slants backwards... He charges at Zodius foot-first.
Zodius: "Bring it on, king Coffee Pot!"
Charles: "Boot to the Head!"
Zodius: "You missed me like a Sneasel! Ha!"
Charles: "NOT... THE POKEMON."
Zodius: "You hate pokemon? Okay. I shall attack you with... THE POKERAP!!!"
Charles jumps as high as he can with his unholstered and blindly attacks him with the hammer first... and he would dodge outta the way.
Metal Man (GM): Zodius starts singing the Pokerap. Charles avoids being confused.
Zodius: "...Zapdos Zubat--what? You aren't melting into the ground? How strange..."
Charles: "You are the unbalance of the insanity of this space. That is why you must be killed. Boot to the Head!"
Metal Man (GM): Miss.
Zodius: "Ha ha! I dodge like a ballerina! Take this! TWIZZLER TERROR!"
Charles: "Ack! Blackberry flavored!"
Metal Man (GM): A... deadly twizzler pokes Locos in the eye for some damage.
Zodius: "Ha ha! Now you are defeated!"
Charles: "Ahh..." *covers his eye.*
Zodius: "Now to finish you off! KELLOGS CEREAL ATTACK!"
Metal Man (GM): He throws boxes of cereal at Charles. *CRIT* *HIT* *HIT* *HIT* damage.
Charles: "...He makes me look like I'm...!"
Zodius: "Taste the fury of CEREAL, you English Muffin!"
Machine Made Zio: "...Now I see why he was sealed in a glass tube."
Metal Man (GM): Locos... miraculously... survives!
Zodius: "No! It can't be! You survived!"
Charles bleeds now.
Zodius: "I must have forgotten a page out of my instruction booklet!"
Charles: "...I..have to admit... I had underestimated... your power." *approaches Zodius.* "Yet... I only have..one ...last shot!"
Zodius: "Get away from me, Toaster Breath! I don't want your angry pizza!"
Charles hits Zodius, which is part of an illegal breakfast, with his frozen hatred twice.
Metal Man (GM): Both hit.
Zodius: "Ow! You're harshing my banana squid!"
Charles: "...Your ...reign of Cornflakes has come to an end. Wait... what's that?"
Machine Made Zio: "...Where does he come up with this?"
Charles begins to sniff around. "Oh no... IT'S HIM!"
Zodius: "Him? The King of Martini Glasses?"
Charles grabs Zodius's head, and turns it to the direction of where's he pointing. "The most evil diabolical person of all time... Skyhigh!"
Zodius: "My hero!"
Charles: "He's out there in the ocean!! HE'S DROWNING himself purposely to gain power... but it's gonna fail!"
Zodius: "I have always wanted to be just like him. Every day, I would eat cornflakes with orange juice. That's right, Orange Juice in Cornflakes!"
Charles: "Quick! Get to him!! GET TO HIM!"
Zodius: "Then I smashed my head into all the walls I could find! Wait... you lie! I must bran-muffin you to death!"
Charles: "Oh... wait... sorry."
Machine Made Zio: "For the love of... LEGION!"
Charles: "That was just a tick on the glass."
Metal Man (GM): Zodius is blasted with light energy, taking damage.
Zodius: "Ow... you twisted my plastic fan guzzler... Where am I? Why do I smell like... French Fries?"
Charles: "...Well... I can see a turtle down there... but that's about it."
Zodius: "...Who are you?"
Charles looks to Zodius's eyes. "My name... is Evil Master."
Zodius: "Oh, really? Ok. Now... do you know of the crystal of Resto?"
Charles: "Nooo... but I do know where the Holy One Ton Tomato of Emdrad is."
Zodius: "...Why are we drifting in the ocean again?"
Charles: "Because the bad man Good Master is pulling us there. If you swim to the center of the planet, you can beat us there to him and defeat him."
Zodius: "That crystal must have changed me into Food Advertisement Man..."
Charles gets off his head.
Zodius: "Enough craziness. Tell me what I am doing, drifting miles under the ocean? I believe I had to balance the universe before that crystal hit me..."
Metal Man (GM): Zodius rubs his head, getting up. Locos' dex beeps.
SIMBER: "Urgent message..."
Charles: "...You were trying to get to some bad men... in the center of the planet..." *opens his dex.*
SIMBER: "Message is downloading. Message downloaded. Sorry for the wait. Message from Dr. Ivan Robotnik. Title: Lost Interdimensional Persons."
Message: "Hello Locos. You have just found a gold mine of people who do not, rightfully, belong in this realm. In order to help me, you should warp them back home using the dex. Have the smash dex warp them to the encrypted coordinates included at the end of this message. You shall be paid 1000 coins per person, since it IS your time..."
Metal Man (GM): At the end of it is a 'Warp to' button. Charles can point the dex at Zodius and just press that button (It's on the touch-screen.)
Charles: "Zodius, I believe it's time you went back to your own realm."
Zodius: "You mean it, really? Thank you! I've been wandering this horrible place too long..."
Charles: "In your weird state, I was hardly a match for you. May we meet again... on non-insane terms. *points it to Zodius."
Metal Man (GM): Zodius salutes Charles.
Charles presses the 'Warp-to' Button.
Metal Man (GM): He disappears, and Charles' purse magically gains 1000 coins.
Charles: "Who is next."
Machine Made Zio: "I have fixed this walkway and the chair. We will need to use the chair as a sumbmarine."
Smash Dex: "The others in the base."
Charles: "Unfortunately, the base is far above us."
Machine Made Zio: "Well... we're too far to be warped back ourselves."
Charles, with enough bruises to put his bag of money to shame, gets on his chair with great difficulty.
Machine Made Zio: "Well... now we need to get back to the base."
Charles: "Activating... the shield." *squints a bit then nods his head. He then activates the shield.*
Machine Made Zio: *Is on the chair as well.*
Charles: "Activating backup seat. Turning on auxiliary oxygen-nitrogen generator."
Machine Made Zio: "I believe you should be able to drive out."
Charles: "Now here we go." *thrusts the gears in front of him to the 3rd, 5th, and 7th shifts respectively. The engines activate and the chair heads upward/forward towards the bigger of the holes in the tube or door. *switches the lever on the right of him, 3 inches below the seat.* "Modifying engines to submerging purposes." The chairs rockets deactivate and go back into the bottom of the chair. "Conversion complete. Heading into the water." *makes the chair go forward so that he and Zio can head into the ocean.*
Metal Man (GM): Charles drives out and into the ocean.
Charles: "We best move fast. This 'submarine' wasn't exactly made to withstand the magnitude of five miles of pressure. Ummm... you have any sonar to help get us back to the base?"
Machine Made Zio: "Sure..." *Projects a sonar image that shows the base dead ahead... and a little bit above the submarine.*
Charles: "Movement for underwater pressure has been adapted. Engines calibrated. Engaging towards docking bay."
Metal Man (GM): Charles moves the chair towards the base.
Charles engages the manual piloting. The submarine-like machine moves through the water. The inside is a bit humid, concerning how much heat is being produced.
SIMBER: "Sorry to bother you, but something is going on at the base. Every single one of the containment units has been broken. And the center unit is about to be... launched to the surface."
Charles: "Whatever it i---...did you say... every single?"
Machine Made Zio: "...We have to stop that... but how? The things in there are too powerful to just defeat in combat."
SIMBER: "Every single thing."
Charles: "We use the dex to send them back."
Metal Man (GM): Charles is about to the docking area.
Charles: "Safety protocols are now in effect. Proceeding with docking procedures." *slows the machine. He then begins to turn off the engines.*
Metal Man (GM): Charles manages to dock with it. The dock door opens immediately, showing storage room 1. It's completely empty, all the cylinders have been broken.
Computer: "Danger. All containment subjects have escaped."
Charles: "Deactivating all submarines and reconfiguring chair for above ground transport."
Machine Made Zio: "...Are you ready for some... dangerous action?"
Metal Man (GM): Charles hears some explosions.
Charles deactivates the shield for Zio.
Computer: "Main room seals have been opened forcefully."
Charles: "You may do better being outside."
Machine Made Zio: "I'll guard your craft."
Charles: "Thank you. Even the slightest attack can either knock me out for a long period of time or kill me."
Metal Man (GM): The way to where all the bad guys are is straight ahead.
Charles makes the backup chair return.
Metal Man (GM): Charles can hear a lot of loud talking and stuff.
Computer: "Emergency launch protocols have been overridden. All prisoners are to be let loose on the surface."
Charles: "Go forward, Zio. I will follow from behind."
P.S.I.M.: "Ugh... ..."
Machine Made Zio: *Nods, and goes ahead, passing PSIM's ice-statue.*
P.S.I.M.: "You see... what I mean? The world is doomed! You shouldn't have come here... these people will kill you..."
P.S.I.M.: "At least free me so I can help you..."
Charles uses one of his flamethrowers... if it isn't drenched, to melt some of the ice on the prototype."
Machine Made Zio: *Peeks through a ruined door.* "...Indalaceo is hacking the computers."
Metal Man (GM): The prototype is defrosted.
P.S.I.M.: "...Okay... now let's get them before it's too late!"
Charles deactivates his weapons. "I had no idea this would happen. I only intentionally released Zio. Yet I will correct this mistake."
P.S.I.M.: "...Your presence awakened them. For all of them deeply hate Questers... They gained the energy to escape."
Charles: "You should've said that instead of just saying 'go away'."
Machine Made Zio: "Let's go. If we wait any more, they're gonna escape!"
Charles: "But water under the bridge now."
Machine Made Zio: *Kicks the door open.*
Metal Man (GM): The door flies open, and Charles see the following people in front of him.
Charles activates his penultimate weapon package.
Metal Man (GM): Lachronikus, who looks like some bad Metal Man ripoff... Indalaceo... Charles feels Deja Vu looking at him, but why doesn't he remember seeing him? Team Rocket... so THAT'S where they went! Wily... his hair doesn't look much better from storage... Sigma... Charles don't even want to know what he was doing in there... And finally, SA-X. The original, of course.
Sigma: "It's him! The fool who released us!"
Wily: "You can't defeat us! We just hot-wired the controls!"
Indalaceo: "The crest of destruction shall rise again..."
Jesse: "Team Rocket will defeat you at the Speed of Light!"
James: "Prepare to fight!"
Meowth: "That's right!"
Lachronikus: "Ahahahaahaha... Quester meat! Hahahahaha!"
Charles: "You faced the Questers before. But now face the power of Charles L. Magellean and his latest of the Magellean Military: Machine Made Zio!"
Machine Made Zio: "...I sure hope you know what you're doing..."
Charles: "...and the prototype of SIMBER."
P.S.I.M.: "...Maybe we need a bit of backup?"
Sigma: "Hah! Two machines. I shall infect them with the Maverick Virus!"
Charles: "Hmm... you may be right."
Metal Man (GM): SA-X just turns towards Charles' guys, and looks ready to blast everything to smithereens. Indalaceo is currently destroying the consoles with destruction magic.
Charles: "...Let's see..."
Computer: "Controls disabled."
Machine Made Zio: "...You could try summoning the rest of the Machine Mades."
Charles: "...Welp, look's like we can't call in for the Doorman's Staff."
Wily: "Give it up. You're outnumbered!"
James: "Give us your Pikachu!"
Jesse: *Smacks James.* "They don't have Pikachu, you idiot!"
Charles gives out his SMB3 whistle with crossbones. *SMB3 whistle tune.*
Sigma: "You better hurry up. I don't know how much longer I can think of ways to kill you."
Charles plays it several times.
Metal Man (GM): The whistle glows with some ethereal light. The room somehow expands into a coliseum sized place... And ZETA appears, all decked out in combat armor.
Charles: "Now then... all we can do is hold these people o--eh-wah!?"
ZETA: "Final transformation Ready."
Charles: "Zeta... separate."
Charles: "Meet my personal army, you extras!"
Metal Man (GM): ZETA separates into Linkbot, Ruvyn, Skyhigh, Digifanatic, and Roybert.
Sigma: "...Wha? He has a small army of them?"
Metal Man (GM): Okay, add Jeff Maxwell in there. Zio gets in front of them... making a rather impressive 7-person army.
Machine Made Zio: "Chaaaaaaaaarge!!!!"
Metal Man (GM): The Seven-person army and PSIM run at the horde of bad guys.
Charles: "Fallen Quester Machine Made Zio was the final key to transforming a complete package to a perfect."
Metal Man (GM): Battle between them begins. PSIM immediately KOs James with a good shot to the head.
Charles: "Now then... where's my special batch of coca-cola that helps me heal my wounds by a great margin?"
Metal Man (GM): SA-X and Jeff Maxwell begin a rather long firefight, as they are rather equal. Indalaceo trades sword swipes with Roybert. Wily is attacked by Linkbot. Sigma dukes it out with both Ruvyn and Skyhigh. Locos finds said coca-cola in his pocket... with a note attached to it.
Metal Man (GM): The note is signed... 'The Void.'
Charles reads it while watching the fight then looking back to the note.
Metal Man (GM): *Cue '3 Black Noises' from SA2.*
The Void: 'Dear Locos. Thank you for causing chaos. This was the last place that evaded my powers. Master Hand... was impressive at keeping things locked up tight. This fight is the extra amount of energy I need to destroy the Questers, and Nintendus. I shall be unstoppable from now on. I destroyed the temples earlier to combine their energy into my own body. With the extra bit of destruction down here, I am perfect. This is just a present for Charles. Because either way this battle goes, I shall win! Every death shall give me the power... TO DESTROY THE UNIVERSE!'
Metal Man (GM): The letter ends there.
Charles: "Big frickin' whoopdey do." He crumbles the note and throws it into his garbage can. He then chugs his last batch of Coca-Cola.
Metal Man (GM): Charles are instantly healed. However, Charles must choose one battle at a time. Digifanatic vs. Team Rocket... Sigma vs. Skyhigh and Ruvyn. Indalaceo vs. Roybert. SA-X vs. Jeff Maxwell. Wily vs. Linkbot. Lachronikus vs. PSIM.
Charles: "The least threat..." *jumps into...* BATTLE: MM Digifanatic & Charles vs. Team Rocket. "You people have tormented us for long enough! I'm-a send ya back towards your own dimension!"
Metal Man (GM): Jesse has an Arbok out. And a Wobbuffet.
Jesse: "Get out of the way, you twerp! Wobbuffet, HEADBUTT!"
Metal Man (GM): Wobbuffet tries to headbutt Locos. ...It flops over and misses. Charles may counter-attack. Though all damage goes towards Jesse, if Charles attack Wobuffet. The targets, essentially, are: Jesse, James, Meowth.
Charles gets out his dex. He tries to point it at one of the Rocket members with the encrypted coordinates. "...Hmm..I'm thinking they have to be KO'ed or willing to go back."
Smash Dex: "Correct."
Charles: "As I suspected." *puts it away.*
Jesse: "He's got a pokedex too! He must be a trainer!"
James: "But where's his pokemon?"
Charles: "...Quester actually. Smash dex."
Jesse: "...Must be some goody-two-shoes who bribed Oak."
James: "Wait... didn't they defeat us when we tried to steal Christmas?"
Meowth: "Shut up and fight them!"
Charles: "Why yes we did! Normally, I'm a cat person, but a smart-alecked English talking one? I don't think so!"
Meowth: "Whattaya going to do, sneeze on me? You don't have any pokemon, so naturally you must be an easy target! Give me your money!"
Charles: "...I've been trained... differently." *dashes at Meowth and gets out his Frozen Hatred to smack his charm and his head.*
Metal Man (GM): *HIT.*
Meowth: "Ow! My head!"
Metal Man (GM): Charles may continue.
Charles: "Now Meeoowth this!" *goes to hit him two more times.*
Metal Man (GM): CRIT, Hit. Meowth is FROZEN.
Meowth: "Brrrrrr. *FREEZE*"
Smash Dex: "You can warp him out while he is frozen."
Charles backflips to near MM Digi.
Jesse: "Hey! What did you do to Meowth?"
James: "He froze him, duuuuuuh."
Charles: "Doing you two a favor in a way."
Jesse: *Smacks James.* "You dolt!"
Charles points his dex at the frozen kitty. *Pressing the Warp-to button.* "Have a nice trip, ya ding-dong!"
Metal Man (GM): *WARP!* Meowth disappears in a white portal. *1 of 2 maximum people warped this counter-attack. * Charles may continue on one of the other two.
Charles: "I merely sent him back to your own realm."
Jesse: "He's a pokemon thief!"
Charles: "Now if you'll excuse me... there's a Biiigg piece of blubber in my way."
James: "Dirty Pokemon thief! We'll get you!"
Charles slants backwards and faces Wobuffett. He then flies, his foot first, in the air.
Jesse: "Prepare to be CLOBBERED, YOU LITTLE FREAK WITH THE FAKE POKEDEX!"
Charles: "One goes the other way! Boot to the head!"
Metal Man (GM): Charles... gives the Wobbuffet/Jesse a chance to counter Charles.
Jesse: "Take this, you twerp!" She runs up to Locos and tries to smack him.
Metal Man (GM): *SMACK* Damage.
Jesse: "Wobuffet! Destroy him!"
Charles: "You forget... he can only Counterattack."
Metal Man (GM): *CRITICAL HEADBUTT OF DOOM.* Damage.
Charles is wobbed backwards.
Jesse: "And now... take this!"
Metal Man (GM): Jesse tries to smack Locos again.
Charles: "I forgot... that was a counterattack."
Metal Man (GM): *SMACK OF CRITICAL DOOM!* Damage.
Jesse: "Wobuffet! Finish him!"
James: "Go Jesse! Defeat that pokemon thief!"
Wobuffet: "WOB WOB!!!"
Metal Man (GM): *SMACK* Damage.
Jesse: "And take this, thief!"
Metal Man (GM): Jesse... finally... misses... I think.
Charles: "...!" *catches the hand with his own.* "My, my. You do have such a spark." *lets go with ease.* *then backflips once again.* "Now then good sir, I think it's your turn!"
MM Digi: "Finish them off! Then we'll team up to overpower the rest!"
Charles extends his hammer to unfathomable reach to attempt to hit James on the head... then attempt to grab him after being pulled by his hammer.
Metal Man (GM): James, the slow guy, is grabbed.
James: "Let go of my hair, you freak!"
Charles: "Now then, my good friend, perhaps we should discuss this is after the two hits you'll receive." *throws at James, with his free hand, a normal straight, followed by a Heavy Right.*
Metal Man (GM): HIT.
James: "Ow! My beautiful face!"
Charles lets go of him. "Now let's do this... the both of you wannabes leave right now and you'll not take another beating."
Jesse: "Even without Meowth, we can't pass an opportunity to steal Pikachu!"
James: "That rodent is more valuable than either of us! We'll be rich if we have those other people help us!"
Sigma: .oO(It's a good thing that maniac is taking out the garbage..)
Charles: "The fool you're after isn't even in this world!" *readies his hammer again. He stands triumphantly with it in his hands... he attempts to use the Weapons Quirk of Intimidation.* "And I won't say it again!"
James: "We'll get you, worthless maniac!"
Charles: "Sooo... you have backbone after all, James."
Jesse: "AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" *Flees into a wall.*
James: "You're going to pay for stealing Meowth! I'll take all your money too!"
Charles: "Wobuffett, perhaps you should return to your pokeball."
Metal Man (GM): Wobuffet is also fleeing... until it goes into the pokeball.
Jesse: "Get me outta here! Everyone is gonna kill us!"
Charles points his dex Jesse.
James: "No... we can defeat this idiot with the hammer and win!"
Charles: *presses Warp-To button.*
Metal Man (GM): *WARP.* Jesse disappears, leaving Charles with James.
Charles does the same for the pokeball.
James: "...I don't care what you do, I will defeat you alone. Now bring it on, wannabe pokemon trainer!"
Charles returns his dex to his side.
James: "I'll trash you for that! Arbok, GLARE attack!"
Metal Man (GM): ...Arbok fails to stun Locos.
Charles stares right back into Arbok's eyes.
MM Digi: "I'll finish this guy off for you!"
MM Digi: "...YOSHI COOKIE!"
Charles shakes his head and looks with bewilderment.
Metal Man (GM): ...James is instantly killed. As in, death. Annihilated. Exploded. The egg sucks him into a black hole.
MM Digi: "...Uhhh... oops?"
Charles: "Ummmm... Arbok... are you okay?"
Metal Man (GM): The Arbok is on the ground, KOd.
Charles: "Poor thing." *points his dex to it.* *presses Warp-To button.*
Metal Man (GM): It warps out. *FF victory fanfare.* Team Rocket: Defeated.
Charles: "Oh well. Not exactly my fault."
Metal Man (GM): Charles may now pick another group, and have the help of digifanatic.
Charles: "...now for the next one..." *jumps into...*
MM Digifanatic: "Remember, if there's one of them you're afraid of, fight them last. You can have all of us helping you at once!"
Charles: BATTLE: PSIM, MM Digi and Charles vs. Lachronikus. "That's what... I'm kinda doin. Proto, I've come to help you."
Lachronikus: "I'm the real Metal Man! I'll show you!"
P.S.I.M.: "Help is appreciated."
Lachronikus: "POWER WASHER!"
Metal Man (GM): Everyone but Digi avoids a huge Washing Machine. Digi takes damage.
Charles: "...In retrospect, maybe I should've picked Wily. I mean after all... this IS a person that's like Metal."
P.S.I.M.: "LASER BLAST!"
Metal Man (GM): *BLAMMO* Damage to Lachronikus.
Lachronikus: "I'll get you for that! DEFLECTOR!"
Metal Man (GM): Locos is surrounded by a silver aura. Some attacks sent to Locos may be deflected back at the attacker.
Charles is puzzled. "...This is a trap in the long run... I just smell it." *slants backwards... blah blah blah.* "Boot to the Head!"
Metal Man (GM): Hit!
Lachronikus: "Ow! My head!"
Charles goes to smack Lachronikus with his Frozen Hatred then grab him.
Metal Man (GM): *WHIFF.*
Charles: "...This is gonna hurt."
Lachronikus: "You missed me, you oaf! Take this! IMPLODE!"
Metal Man (GM): Lachronikus, and everyone else in the battle, implodes then reforms. Everyone takes weird damage to themselves.
Charles: "...I have a headache..." *also not feels where everywhere else.*
Digi: "YOSHI'S COOKIE!"
Metal Man (GM): ...Lucky yet again. Locos heals some HP. As does PSIM and Figi.
Charles feels wonderful. "Ahh... that felt wonderful."
Lachronikus: "What? You dirty cheater! Take this!"
Metal Man (GM): Lachronikus runs up to Digi and throws many punches at him. Hit... miss miss.
Digi: "Hey! you suck!"
P.S.I.M.: "MOVE DISABLER!"
Metal Man (GM): Lachronikus' 'Power Washer' Move is disabled.
Charles: "For the Military!" *disappears...* The fake metal feels a tap on his shoulder.
Charles: "Saprise!" *then quickly hits him on the head twice with his hammer.*
Metal Man (GM): BAP BAP Hit. Lachronikus is looking a bit... dented.
Charles appears in front of Lacronikus.
Lachronikus: "I will fight you with the way of the spoon! TO THE DEATH!"
Charles goes to grab him.
Metal Man (GM): Miss.
MM Digi: "Yoshi's Cookie!"
Metal Man (GM): ...He heals Lachronikus fully.
Charles: "...Oh you just did not do it!"
Lachronikus: "Yes! I rock!"
Lachronikus: "And now, to punch out that loser! POSER PUNCH!"
Metal Man (GM): *SMACK*
P.S.I.M.: "...Wait... This should do it. BLASTER SHOT!"
Metal Man (GM): PSIM hits a monitor above Lachronikus' head. *SMASH!* *INSTANT KO.*
Charles: "..." O_O
Lachronikus: "No... not that trick... why did I have to stand under such a huge monitor..." *Faints.*
Charles gets out his dex and points it toward Lachronikus. *Presses the Warp-To button.*
Metal Man (GM): *WARP.*
Charles: "Let's go team... into the next battle!" *jumps into..* BATTLE: P.S.I.M, MM Digifanatic, MM Linkbot and Charles vs. Wily.
Wily: "...This is embarrassing. Why did you have to fight me with an entire army? No less... I will destroy you myself! ULTIMATE ROBOT MASTER POWER ATTACK!"
Charles: "Well... it would've been my Zeta against all of you had I not said to disperse."
Metal Man (GM): Wily glows, and suddenly, hordes of Robot Masters (From The past) appear, and then they morph into some huge Ride Armor of doom.
Charles: "...Can't you just be like the other two and go back to your own reality?"
Wily: "...I'd much rather crush you!"
Charles: "Of course... one last chance to get back at the Questers."
Wily: "I'll crush you!" Wily presses some buttons, and the mech hurls a huge boulder at Locos.
Metal Man (GM): *FLATTEN.* Charles manages to push it out of the way.
Metal Man (GM): Linkbot launches his arms at the mecha. One hit, one miss.
Charles: "These fights are becoming more... difficult."
Metal Man (GM): Damage from that one hit.
P.S.I.M.: "HEALING LIGHT!"
Metal Man (GM): Locos is healed a little bit.
Charles: "Two targets here..." *just aims at the ride armor. He runs at it and attempts a bash.*
Metal Man (GM): Hit.
Wily: "You call that an attack? Hah! My Mecha could take 50 more of those hits!"
Charles attempts an old fashioned punch then spins 360 degrees counterclockwise to give it a roundhouse kick.
Metal Man (GM): Miss. The armor blocks Charles.
Charles spins back into place.
MM Digi: "Time to try... yet another Yoshi's cookie!"
Metal Man (GM): Everyone on Locos' side glows. Double attack power to them!
Wily: "...You little mechanical twerp! Robots are supposed to be my SLAVES!"
Metal Man (GM): Wily's mecha opens up in the chest, revealing a... huge cannon with a skull face on it.
Charles: "No! These Machine Mades work for the Magellean Military!"
Wily: "3... 2...1... DEATHRAY!"
Metal Man (GM): A huge blue beam fires at Digi. HIT! Digi's health is halved.
Charles: "...not your trademaaaark." *yipe!*
MM Digi: "Ow!"
Wily: "And now... take this, you disrespectful toaster!"
Charles: "...Smithy is here?"
Metal Man (GM): Wily throws a rather powerful punch at MM Digi.
Charles looks around.
Metal Man (GM): SMACK! Damage. Digi is bashed into the wall.
Wily: "Hahaha ha! And now, take this, pathetic MACHINE!"
Metal Man (GM): Wily's mecha fires Metal Blades at Digi. OUCH. All 3 hit. Damage.
Charles: "Digi!" *looks to him with gasping.*
MM Digi: "Armor is at extreme low. Danger."
Wily: "And now... get out of my face, hunk of junk!"
Metal Man (GM): Digi is flattened under a boulder. Only has a little left, and loses the next turn. Wily's mech turns to Locos.
Charles: "Quite resilient... BUT..."
Wily: "Prepare to die! Take this!"
Charles turns to Wily with eyes of red in his eyes.
Metal Man (GM): The Mecha launches a cloud of razor sharp leaves at Locos. Damage.
Wily: "This is too easy. Maybe next time I should get out and fight you with my fists!"
Charles just takes a step forward.
Wily: "Fire the deathray!"
Metal Man (GM): ...It malfunctions. *BLAM.* Wily blasts HIMSELF with the deathray.
Charles would deflects it back at him if it would try to hit him.
Metal Man (GM): Wily's health is halved. ...Charles even deflected those leaves back at him!
Wily: "Oh no! My mecha is losing power!"
Charles uses both of his arms to lift the hammer and spit it quickly. He glares at Wily and uses his weapons quirk to attempt at Intimidating Wily.
Metal Man (GM): Wily doesn't even flinch. Instead, he punches Charles.
Charles: "So, you have a powerful will."
Metal Man (GM): *PUNCH* damage.
Wily: "You idiot! I'm not scared of anything! This mecha makes me INVINCIBLEEEE!!!"
Charles: "Yet a powerful will does not mean you have a powerful attack mode!"
Wily: "I'll show YOU powerful attack mode!"
Charles raises up again.
Linkbot: "Terminate target."
Metal Man (GM): Three missiles fly at Wily. He punches two of them out of the air, but one hits his dome. Damage. *CRACK* His glass dome is damaged.
P.S.I.M.: "I'll make sure he pays for those earlier attacks..." *Shoots the mecha with his laser cannon.*
Metal Man (GM): ...He trips and falls on his face.
Charles: "Aim at the human next time."
Wily: "Ha ha ha ha!"
P.S.I.M.: *Takes damage and is blasted backwards.*
Charles stops spinning it. He shifts out of sight then near-instantaneously appears right next to the mech. He jumps at the dome and attempts to swipe at it twice with his hammer.
Metal Man (GM): One hit, double damage because of the power-up.
Wily: "And now... to finish you off!"
Metal Man (GM): Wily fires several Metal Blades at Charles. Hit... hit... really bad miss... only one hit. The other one flies back and nails him in the head.
Metal Man (GM): Damage to Charles, and to Wily.
Charles goes down on one knee.
Metal Man (GM): Linkbot launches those arms again... he's not very useful. @_@ One hit, one horrible miss. The double damage thing wore off, too. Damage to Wily.
P.S.I.M.: "Uhhhh... DEFLECTOR!" *Digi gains a deflector shield.*
Charles: "...Attack... attack." *raises again.* "...Boot... boot to the dome!"
Metal Man (GM): Charles misses, and Wily's mecha grabs Charles. Miss. Counter-counter attack!
Charles jumps from the hand. And uses this chance to hit & grab with his hammer and fist.
Metal Man (GM): Counter counter counter! Wily tries to grab Charles again. Counter counter counter counter!
Wily: "...Why do we keep on missing each other?"
Charles runs to behind the mech. He then jumps to behind wily. "Damn this Ride Armor!"
Wily: "I'll crush you!"
Charles uses the run from behind... then goes to Stomp the dome very hard.
Metal Man (GM): I'll be nice and say that hit.
Wily: "Gah! My dome!"
Metal Man (GM): Hit. The Ride Armor is smoking!
Wily: "...Maybe I should have put more armor on this thing..."
Charles: "Harrrrburbuebuburrrr!" *goes in a frenzy and pulls out his hatred and smack it on the dome twice.* *goes in a frenzy and goes very close to the dome and attempts to grab some kind of edge.*
Metal Man (GM): Wily FINALLY grabs Charles... but doesn't have time to do anything else. Wily avoids being barbequed.
Charles is now helpless and is flailing. "I don't believe this!"
Wily: "I think I'll just hold you right here..."
Metal Man (GM): Linkbot sends his fists at Wily. ...One hit... and the other... misses even Locos.
Charles starts flailing less. Occasional struggles now and then, but conserving energy.
P.S.I.M.: *Shoots Wily.*
Metal Man (GM): BLAM. Damage.
P.S.I.M.: "HEALING LIGHT!"
Metal Man (GM): Locos regains some health.
Charles: "Errrnnn... this is like... pulling out the bag of money! ...And the money... is... winning!"
Metal Man (GM): Charles are still stuck. Digi is surrounded by a force field. The mecha drops Charles... then does to fire the deathray. *EXPLODE.*
Charles: *dashes off a bit.*
Metal Man (GM): The deathray glows... then explodes with Wily inside. Wily is now on the ground, with @_@-looking face.
Wily: "...Maybe... next time... I'll leave out the death ray..."
Charles: "There won't be a next time... here." *takes out the dex.* *points it at Wily.*
Wily: "I'll get you for this!" *WARP.*
Charles: *Presses the Warp-To button.*
Metal Man (GM): *Paused.*