Super Smash Quest - Story - Chapter 146: Darkness Denied

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Date: 8:34:50 PM, February 17th; 4:06:59 PM, February 18th, 2005.
Charles Magellean hands him the pen.
Spyke keeps quiet, jst confused.
Metal Man (GM): Kappa signs it, taking up his third action and possibly saving Garrick from having his gun scanned. It's got a robotic looking K, a loopy a, two small ps, and a robotic a at the end.
Charles Magellean: "Thank you." *He takes back the pen and closes the book.*
Spyke: "... Okay..."
Charles Magellean puts both away.
Metal Man (GM): Overkill is looking REALLY mad at VG. It attacks VG with all it can muster.
Charles Magellean: "I now have three signatures. Avon's, Lumis's, and yours."
Metal Man (GM): A hammer throw at VG...
VG: "Hey! We both lost our weapons! Why are you angry at me?!?"
Metal Man (GM): A bob-omb...
Charles Magellean: "And as such, we are now Clund`nakuns."
Hammer Brother: "You suck, loser! Take this! DIEEEE!!!"
Metal Man (GM): The thing charges at VG ..Luckily, that misses.
Spyke: "... Wow, getting a bit peeved are we not?"
VG: "...you think?"
Metal Man (GM): 40% damage at VG, VG is now confused.
VG: "...do you?"
Spyke: "Yeap."
Kappa: "Well, it's nice to know that. Who's Lumis?"
VG is a little... kooky.
Charles Magellean rolls his eyes. "Lumis Dongthar. Dark Socerer and Master Mimic. Evil twin brother from another dimension."
Kappa: "Master... mimic? How interesting..."
Charles Magellean: "Swore revenge and attempts to kill me to regain his full power."
Kappa: "Well... if you don't mind, perhaps I could protect you from him?"
Garrick Fy`aar unloads on Overkill again...
Metal Man (GM): All hit!
Charles Magellean: "This is between me and the dark man. I'd appreciate others staying out of the way."
Kappa: "Okay..."
Charles Magellean: "But to get involved all you have to do is get in his way." *He shuts up about it.*
Kappa: "Thank you... ...weapon copied!"
Metal Man (GM): Kappa gains his own M150.
Spyke: "..." .oO(Dear... This isn't good...)
Wolfman ignores the scan complaining.
Kappa: "This weapon is neat. It's a shame I can't copy all of it."
Garrick Fy`aar: "Doesn't matter what weapon it is, it's how you use it."
Wolfman: .oO(He's able to learn by watching and observing... and scanning for history. Rather unique... hopefully, he is going to be on our side for good.)
Spyke: .oO(While he is distracted with VG.)
VG is the one confused, not you Spyke.
Spyke holds his palms six inches apart as a ball of swirling greenish wind forms. He closes his eyes and meditates.
Metal Man: "Hmmm..."
Metal Man (GM): The gun morphs a little. It now says 'M150 - Lite Edition'
Charles Magellean: "I'm tired of looking at this piece of garbage. What next? The Overkill 3000+ OMEGA edition?"
Wolfman: "Don't give him ideas."
Charles Magellean: "Point."
Hammer Brother: "No! The Overkill 3000+ Super Deluxe, you... cretin! Heh heh heh."
Wolfman: "...nevermind."
Charles Magellean fires 6 more bullets at the metal vase casing. *He hmms...*
Metal Man (GM): hit miss miss miss hit hit
Charles Magellean then goes into defensive mode. +2 AC.
Metal Man (GM): The vase thing ker-blows.
Charles Magellean: "What exactly did the metal casing do, anyway?"
Hammer Brother: "Keep you from chucking me in there!"
Charles Magellean smiles. "Yeah... old, but you can't beat the classics."
Wolfman: *Points to Official Mario Hat He lands more hammer hits he thinks.*
Metal Man (GM): Two hits!
Metal Man sick and tired of this machine, attacks it with a smack-a-thon!
Metal Man (GM): Miss miss hit hit! 30 damage.
Wolfman is also sick and tired...
Metal Man (GM): Hammer Brother fires two Bob-ombs at me.
Metal Man is hit once.
Charles Magellean: "Come on, come on! Tell me when I can chuck'em!"
Kappa: "Soon. He needs some more beating, though."
VG is all... well, picture a mushroom drunk, alright?
Charles Magellean gets more gidding.
VG is still in drunk state, though... he takes out a Molecular Pill... oooh... can be in walls... he sends it to.......
Metal Man (GM): You hit: Me! X_x
VG sends the molecular pill to disco boy.
Metal Man is hit... he starts glowing. "...Whoa! Been a while snce I had one of these!"
VG also finds... what the heck? what is an acorn doing here? He tosses it out, towards........ He is very, VERY, drunk.
Metal Man (GM): Kappa is hit by it!
VG sends Kappa the Guardian Acorn.
Kappa: "...Thank you for the extra defense."
Charles Magellean: "Oh thank lord it did not get hit the overkill."
Metal Man (GM): Overkill attacks Locos with not one, not two, but THREE ramming attacks.
Charles Magellean: "Overkill, what will it take for you to leave us alone other than trying to kill us?"
Metal Man (GM): OUCH!!!!!
Hammer Brother: "DIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Metal Man (GM): How many hits?
VG sees a fast train go towards an ant... or something.
Charles Magellean: *...none. my defensive stance!*
Metal Man (GM): The defensive stance saves you from painful death.
Spyke continues to charge, now holding a ball of greenish swirling winds, 2 feet in diameter and growing. He opens one eye. "Someone cover me..."
VG: "Sorry, but I don't have a blanket..."
Charles Magellean fires 6 at the robot.
Metal Man (GM): 1 miss, 5 hits.
Charles Magellean: "...Now can I chuck him!?"
Kappa: "You better..."
Main HP: 430/800%
Metal Cockpit HP: DESTROYED/50%
Metal Vase protector HP: DESTROYED/100%
Charles Magellean goes to defense mode. "Smack your brother, Wolfman!"
Wolfman: "He's NOT my brother, but fine." *To VG* "Forgive me." *Fires 3 Howl Buster shots.*
Charles Magellean: "I think he forgave you."
VG: "Oooh... shooting star coming towards me-----" *WHACK!* "Huh? What the...?"
Charles Magellean: "Your sacrifice is greatly appreciated, Wolfman."
VG shakes the cobwebs out of his head... and broken hat...? He remembers that now...
Wolfman then layeth the smacketh down on the cockpiteth with the hammerith. He shouldn't Oocly descibe attacks with a spiteth.
Metal Man finally goes nuts! I mean... Overdrive!
Charles Magellean: "No infinity blade, Metal!"
Metal Man: "I'm sick of looking at this thing... DIEEEE!!!!!" *He fires the DEATHMACHINE at it!*
Hammer Brother: "AHHHHHHHH!!!!"
Metal Man (GM): The Hammer Brother is hit by ... Wheel! Giant Vase! Small Grenade! Deathray! Giant Vase! Rocket! Giant Barrel Full of Lit Explosives! Cannonball! Rubber Ball! Cannonball!
242 Damage Total!
Main HP: 672/800%
Metal Cockpit HP: DESTROYED/50%
Metal Vase protector HP: DESTROYED/100%
Metal Man finishes his turn by attacking it with a deck of cards!
Metal Man (GM): Hit! 11 damage!
Hammer Brother: "...Woah... that guy... that guy there... he has a purdy death cannon..."
VG rushes towards the robot... but he stops for a moment. Then, he ZOOM ZOOMS towards and back, hopefully hitting twice. (QUICK ATTACK)
Charles Magellean: "Uh hewlin itum be pwety generous, Veeghee."
Metal Man (GM): Miss miss!
VG decides to just toss another star egg at the beast... he's running out of ideas.
Metal Man (GM): It misses.
VG is getting too frustrated to even hit right...
Kappa: "...Scanning lifeform... Metal..."
Charles Magellean: "Remember... weaken. it... don't destroy it."
Kappa: "Only weakness... SPD... currently in a hyper state of awareness..."
Metal Man: "...I'd bash you into the pavement if that other machine wasn't there."
Charles Magellean: "How about doing that another time. Create a counter move later."
Wolfman just wants that robot destroyed.
Kappa: "Too late." *Counter attack created.*
Wolfman chuckles.
Charles Magellean: "Fine, fine. just weaken that thing."
Metal Man (GM): Then, it turns to Overkill.
Kappa: "Take this! SLICE AND DICE!"
Metal Man (GM): All but 1 hits.
Charles Magellean becomes all sorts of giddy.
Metal Man (GM): 100 damage!
Charles Magellean: "It's mine!"
Hammer Brother: "Gaaaaaaaah!"
Charles Magellean runs over to the Overkill.
Kappa: "I'll leave this to you, Locos."
Spyke lets out a battle cry as he leaps into the air, the tears in his jeans flapping with the rush of air, his untied shoelaces trailing behind him. Held above him is a 7 foot ball of swirling green winds, a whooshing sound eminating from it. His wavy brown hair waves about wildly underneath the swirling collection of wind energy. "This is for my gun... RASENGAN!" He hurls the massive ball of wind at Overkill, pushing himself up into the air a bit.
Charles Magellean: "...Cheese doodle."
Hammer Brother: "Oh. Yeah! I'm hungry."
Metal Man (GM): He pulls out... and eats... THREE BAGS.
Spyke: *198 Wind.*
VG sees Spyke do that... woah.
Metal Man (GM): *ASPLODE CRATER.*
Hammer Brother: "AHHHHH!!!!" *Disappears off into the horizon.*
Metal Man (GM): Unless... oh noz! Psycho shield activate! ...Even the psycho shield freak activation did not save it! ...But you see, the damage sends anything it hits into outer space. Either way, just do the rolls for it.
Spyke lands on the ground, gasping for breath, eyes half-closed. His muscles ache, his vison is bluury and he feels like taking a nap for the next eleventy two hours.
Charles Magellean jumps onto the Overkill before it is totally burninated by Spyke's cool cool destructive move. The mech, heavily... just destroyed... except for parts of it, hammer bro, and me are in the space. "My comrades finished off your machine... but I will make sure you learn your lesson this time!" He attempts to grab the Hammer Brother and hoist him above his arms.
Hammer Brother: "...Whaaaaaaa?"
Metal Man (GM): Miss. You both are now grappling! Another check. Locos is grabbed!
Charles Magellean: *yeah... I'm grabbed.*
Hammer Brother: "Into... the vase!!!!"
Metal Man (GM): Locos is bonked off of the vase, but not into it.
Charles Magellean bonks his head, goes to swim to the top, and we repeat the cycle.
Wolfman: "Umm... have a nice trip up there?"
Metal Man (GM): You grab him... but do you hit the vase? Rool eeeeeiiiiitttt
Charles Magellean hoists him into the air. He then throws him at an arcish angle, up, then down, and down into the vase... hopefully.
Metal Man (GM): *Bounce!* You hit the vase... however, when he flies in, something odd happens.
Hammer Brother: "Heh heh heh heh heh!"
Metal Man (GM): The thing explodes.
Charles Magellean: "Yes!"
Metal Man (GM): ...Revealing an escape vehicle.
Hammer Brother: "...Cough. Cough. Cough."
Charles Magellean is flown backwards by the explosion.
Metal Man (GM): The Hammer Brother puts the pedal to the metal and disappears.
Charles Magellean: "As long as I am able to do that to you, then I have defeated you a third time in a row!"
Metal Man (GM): Kappa is up in space with you.
Charles Magellean then swims about in orbit...
Kappa: "Hello, Locos. How's it hanging?"
Charles Magellean: "No no no!"
Kappa: "No no no?"
Charles Magellean: "I will get back on my... ehh hell with it. Can you ya give me a lift back to the temple?"
Kappa: "Yes. I can get you back. Hold on."
Charles Magellean: "Thnx."
Metal Man (GM): *WARP* *DOUBLE WARP* Everyone is warped back, into the dark world where the crystal lies. Wolf has the hammer to smash it with. Everyone gained 800 EXP from that battle.
Charles Magellean: "...Who created you?"
Wolfman just smashes the evil rock to nothingness.
Kappa: "Grunty."
Metal Man (GM): *SMASH WARP AGAIN.*
Charles Magellean: "You don't seem evil to me."
Metal Man (GM): The temple is gone... ...but a certain something is still wrong here.
Kappa: "Oh, that. Well... I had to destroy my competition."
Wolfman doesn't feel all is right...
Charles Magellean: "There's still two more statues."
Spyke: "Yeah... Not evil..." *He looks around slowly * "..."
Kappa: "Now then... I must go."
Metal Man (GM): *WARP* Kappa disappears.
Charles Magellean: "Buh-bye."
Wolfman: "You mean I have to use this hammer to destroy two more evil things?"
Spyke: "Yeah... Seems like it..."
Charles Magellean: "Maybe the other ones require a different instrument."
Spyke: "I hope not..."
Wolfman stores the Hammer into his item list.
Charles Magellean sighs of relief. "At last... I have dealt the final blow to my rival three times in a row." *He writes in his journal.* "Day XXO..."
VG: "Okay, that is all fine and dandy, but PLEASE! Don't go out of your way to do that again!"
Metal Man (GM): There's two other stones... on pedestals... right in front of you. They just appeared.
Charles Magellean: "Third edition of Overkill destroyed. Wolfman's brother complains about me and my 'obsession'... ...Be on lookout for Overkill 3000+ Super Deluxe. Use the hammer on the statues!"
Metal Man (GM): Anyway. Wolf, gonna smash those stones?
Wolfman will smash more stones if he is by them...
Charles Magellean: "Smashy, smashy, or I will smashy!"
Wolfman does the Donkey Kong.
Metal Man (GM): *SMASH SMASH* The power of the three stones combine... to form....
Spyke: "Well, that sounds promising... I think..."
Metal Man (GM): DARK MAN!!!! I mean... Ganondorf.
Wolfman: "..."
VG is nervous.
Spyke: "..." *He blinks acouple times.*
Ganondorf: "Heh... heh... heh heh. Hello, Questers..."
Spyke: "Uh... Hi?"
VG: "Been awhile since I've seen you..."
Metal Man (GM): http://www.vgmusic.com/music/console/nintendo/n64/Z5meetgd.mid
Ganondorf: "In your attempt to seal me away... You unwittingly released me back onto this world."
Spyke: "..."
Ganondorf: "Once again... my armies of darkness and terror shall prey upon the weak. And I... shall destroy the Questers... once and for all!"
Wolfman: "Jeez... you won't let us live this once just because we freed you?" *Semi sarcastic.*
Ganondorf: "You shall regret crossing me. I will not be defeated again! For you... carry my power."
Spyke: "Army?" *He looks around *"What army?"
Metal Man (GM): Ganondorf laughs, and a black orb of energy forms in his hands.
Wolfman wonders what Ganondorf is talking about.. .oO(Duh! The Triforce of Power!)
Metal Man (GM): In it... appears the Triforce of Power. *FLASH* Ganondorf is reunited with it.
Wolfman: "What the?!? How did you get that from my safe?!?!?!?"
Spyke: "... Uh... Wolf, what is that thingy?"
Ganondorf: "Wolfman... your safes have never been safe."
Wolfman: "The Triforce of Power... Zio gave it to me for some reason."
VG attempts to discreetly send out an SOS to SSQ HQ through the Smash Dex.
Ganondorf: "Zio? I demand you to tell me about him."
Metal Man (GM): The smash dex crackles with dark energy and... explodes in VG's hands.
Wolfman: "Zio is a dark magician... but a former ally."
Ganondorf: "Do not try such nonsense against me, mushroom!"
Spyke: "Um... Sir, may I ask you a question?" *He directs this at Ganondorf * "Why do you want to terrorize people?"
Ganondorf: "Ahhhh... I know who he is, Wolfman. Perhaps your memory circuits are damaged."
Wolfman: "He was only allied during a small part of recent history due to issues with a being called The Void."
Metal Man (GM): Ganondorf turns to Spyke.
Wolfman: "...no question there."
Ganondorf: "I must rule this pathetic land. Ever since I stole the Triforce, it belonged to me."
Spyke: "Why? Haven't you always dreamed of opening up a private Noodle Cart and monopolizing on it instead?"
Ganondorf: "Yes... Link and Zio shall both be destroyed... ..."
Metal Man (GM): Ganondorf fires a ball of thunder energy at Spyke. Spyke is automatically knocked on his back, sparking with electricity.
VG: "Spyke, there is some sarcasm that works, and some that doesn't."
Ganondorf: "Is there anyone else who wishes to mock the King of Darkness?"
Metal Man (GM): Ganondorf laughs to himself.
Metal Man: "...You'll never win, Ganondorf. We've defeated you too many times."
Ganondorf: "Oh... you... that metallic fool. I never tire of fighting you... Unfortunately, this will be the last time. Not even... the one named Lumis can save you now. Are there any more who wish to talk to me?"
Wolfman and VG stay silent.
Spyke lands on his back groaning. "I... wasn't being sarcastic..."
Metal Man (GM): Ganondorf idly charges up another blast of lightning.
Ganondorf: "Do you wish to taste my fury again, impotent fool?"
Metal Man (GM): Ganondorf tosses the energy next to Spyke, making a crater.
Spyke turns his head, looking at the crater...
Metal Man (GM): With Spyke looking at the crater. Alas! A Three-parter! Involving Ganondorf's return... Ganondorf has recovered completely! Can Locos kill him as he desires? Why was Kappa helping the Questers? Will VG ever get his hat fixed? All this and more, on the next episode! *Fades to black with Ganondorf's theme playing, which then also fades.*
Metal Man (GM): I'm going to start with, a recap. http://www.vgmusic.com/music/console/nintendo/n64/Z5meetgd.mid The Questers went into the Lost Woods to seal Ganondorf and get a Grunty key. They proceeded to go through a maze, fighting a powerful robot developed by Grunty, which was named Kappa. They wound up finishing the maze and getting the key. Then, they went to what appeared to be a temple. They played hockey with some Iron Knuckles, then found the Megaton Hammer! Unfortunately, the Overkill 3000+ Deluxe had contrary ideas. They defeated it when Kappa came in and helped them, though. So, Wolfman used the megaton hammer to destroy the stones that were supposed to be trying to free Ganondorf. At least, that's what the Smash Dex said. When they smashed them all, instead of sealing Ganondorf, they freed him! Ganondorf came out, and they are now facing him, in an open field. Ganondorf also regained the Triforce of Power... somehow.
Ganondorf: "Now then. I must destroy all of you, to prevent you from ever sealing me again."
Gibby: "Bring it on!"
Ganondorf: "That I shall."
VG gulps... he really doesn't want to face Ganondorf...
Metal Man (GM): *BOSS BATTLE!!!!*
Aribar: "...Goodie. Another chance to hack off your arm!"
Gibby takes out his gun.
Metal Man (GM): Ganondorf is faster than VG.
Charles Magellean: "Oh how we are folly to face the King of Evil. We have nothing to volley his energy shots, no Light Arrow to stun him, and no Master Sword to slay him with."
Wolfman: "I'm guessing we just wing it then."
Charles Magellean: "Like I would want to do the last one anyway."
Aribar: "!!!" *He quickly gets out his Smash Dex and tries to call the Stadium for help.*
Ganondorf: "Heh heh heh."
Charles Magellean: "And so... a second dex breaks."
Metal Man (GM): The dex instantly explodes in Aribar's face.
Aribar: "GAH!"
Gibby: "Nice..."
Charles Magellean: "I don't even know why I bother." *He turns around.*
Metal Man (GM): Not in the Dark World, silly. Light World.
Charles Magellean sighs then faces back with the group.
Metal Man (GM): Ganondorf turns to Aribar, Wolfman, and Gibby.
Ganondorf: "Taste the darkness of my sword!"
Wolfman: *Sarcastic* "I'd rather not, thanks."
Charles Magellean: "Is that one of the swords you had during the time of the Great Ocean?"
Metal Man (GM): He swings at them with the same sword he had in SSBM... (but never used in SSBM)
Gibby rolls his eyes.
Metal Man (GM): All of you are hit by the sword for 10% damage... and...
Gibby is hit... yeah... "GAH!"
Aribar: "Oof!"
Metal Man (GM): Anyone hit by that takes 50% dark damage.
Charles Magellean: "Let's see... by the look of it."
Wolfman recoils greatly... ouch; 60% in one go.
Gibby dodges that attack.
Charles Magellean gets out his journal.
Aribar: "Gaah!"
Metal Man (GM): Then, Ganondorf turns to Deloth and attacks him with two uppercuts.
Charles Magellean: "Est--im--ation--of---strength--: Seven--ty... to seventy one."
Metal Man (GM): 10% darkness damage per hit... 30% damage to Deloth in total.
Deloth: "UMPH!"
Metal Man (GM): He then turns to Metal and attacks with a kick.
Charles Magellean: "Hmm..."
Metal Man (GM): ...He trips, provoking a countering move!
Metal Man: "Take this, Wizard of Blindness!"
Charles Magellean writes beside it 50 and makes a dash between 50 and 70 and circles the number.
Metal Man opens up a telephone book and fires a laser at him.
Metal Man (GM): Ganondorf is hit. 20 damage.
Charles Magellean: "Des--troys... dex... on contact. Got it."
VG does his two actions somewhat... separated, just in case Ganondork does something funny. He does his first action: he pops open the top of a Megalixer for himself and his allies.
Aribar: "Thanks!"
Metal Man (GM): Yes, that works, VG.
VG then does his second action... he's going to need protection to help out here... he uses a Guardian Acorn on himself.
Metal Man (GM): *Heald* It is activated correctly.
Aribar fires a Terrorbolt at Ganondorf for 110% Electrical damage before casting Mirror on Veegee. "Terrorbolt! Mirror!"
VG finds himself... coated with a Mirror?
Metal Man (GM): Ganondorf is shocked, ala OOT. He moves his hand outwards, dissipating the charge after taking full damage.
Ganondorf: "I shall teach you the meaning of pain!"
Gibby takes out a Deku Nut, and tosses it at Ganondorf.
Charles Magellean: "Believe me. Aribar knows more about that and death than any of us here combined."
Wolfman says nothing.
Metal Man (GM): He dissipates it by shielding himself with his cape.
Ganondorf: "...Hah!"
Metal Man (GM): You may use your second attack, Gibby.
Gibby shrugs, and fires a shot at G-man.
Metal Man (GM): Hit!
Ganondorf: "Hmph."
Charles Magellean: "Umm, k. Well we really never had any past disagreements than me being a Quester and you wanting to kill me solely based on that. Looking at this and the fact we never actually FACED ever other in a battle, you let me go and I won't get in your way. I trust that's a fine agreement, right?"
Aribar: "Locos! Quit being traitorous!"
Ganondorf: "You may leave. My battle is only with the Questers. Seeing as you lack the integrity to be one, I do not care."
Charles Magellean: "...Oh that's a taunt if I just didn't hear one."
Digifanatic: .oO(What is he THINKING?)
Charles Magellean fires 6 shots at the bastard for questioning his motives.
Metal Man (GM): Hit hit miss hit miss miss.
VG: .oO(Locos, you might be doing the right thing... oh NOW you are!)
Digifanatic: .oO(Ah.)
Metal Man (GM): He's hit twice, deflects a bullet, hit again, then deflects two more.
Charles Magellean goes into a defensive stance. "Just because I don't fulfill the stereotypical position of a Quester doesn't I am not one."
Wolfman starts his attack off by running towards Ganondorf, somewhat sliding, and then sliding... with energy. He is using the Wolf's Foot on this beast.
Metal Man (GM): Hit.
Ganondorf: "Grrr."
Charles Magellean: "And that is good enough reason to fight you. To uphold the honor and the commitment to protecting those who would endanger my comrades." *He adjusts his glasses.*
Wolfman then uses his hammer to attack... the unmentionables.
Charles Magellean: "Just... not the world."
Wolfman should have mentioned these unmentionables.
Ganondorf: "Hah!" *Deflects Wolfman.*
Metal Man (GM): His cape must be made out of diamond or something.
Wolfman wasn't aiming for the cape... oh well.
Deloth runs up to Ganondorf and hits him with a Friction Blade.
Metal Man (GM): Ganondorf leaps right over Deloth's attack.
Ganondorf: "Amateur."
Deloth: "Gah! Stand still!"
Digifanatic is not willing to take chances; he uses one of his X Accuracies.
Ganondorf: "I would prefer if you brought your own brain from a standstill, Dragon boy."
Digifanatic: *He then attacks Ganondorf with a Fire Punch.*
Metal Man (GM): Hit! Ganondorf is plowed into with the punch.
Deloth growls.
Ganondorf: "Bah."
Metal Man: "Take this! And this!"
Charles Magellean: "Besides, what's the frickin' deal with the Triforce anyway? I mean you have only 1/4 of it's power."
Digifanatic: "Locos..."
Metal Man opens a deck of cards at Ganondorf, then pulls out a DVD launcher and fires several of them at Ganondorf as well.
Metal Man (GM): It hits, for a rocking 47 damage! Ganondorf is cut several times with cards...
Charles Magellean: "I mean, be honest with yourself, isn't there something else of interest that you would bother to take for yourself?"
Digifanatic: "Alright Metal!"
Wolfman just... looks at Locos. .oO(It's times like this I sometimes wonder about him...)
Metal Man (GM): One... two... three DVDs hit Ganondorf. 15% damage total.
Ganondorf: "Curse you, insolent man of steel."
Charles Magellean: "Besides, haven't you already used your only wish on the triangle?"
Digifanatic braces himself...
Ganondorf: "You, chatterbox, shall meet your demise." *He rounds up, and fires a fast Warlock Punch at Locos.*
VG gets ready... this won't be pretty.
Charles Magellean: "There's like 12 other sources of power and all your concerned about is a glowing 3 sided figure that has done nothing for you except for greed, a lust for power, and other."
Metal Man (GM): *SLAM* 80% dark damage to Locos.
Charles Magellean gets skidded across several yards.
Ganondorf: "Your silence will be more exquisite than the death of Hyrule."
Gibby: .oO(...I could really go for some pancakes. Yeah... pancakes with maple syrup. That's the ticket. I wonder if we have pancakes? Hmmm... I should go buy some more anyway. Oh wait... I'm still in a fight. Yeah I better do that first.)
Charles Magellean gets up... slowly.
Wolfman still can't believe that Ganondorf pulled that Warlock Punch out that fast...
Metal Man (GM): Ganondorf walks up to Locos and tries to hit him with the cape.
Digifanatic: "Locos, are you alright?"
Charles Magellean: "...What... I say... is true."
Metal Man (GM): It misses, Locos ducking under it.
Charles Magellean ducks under that.
Ganondorf: "Have at you!"
Metal Man (GM): Ganondorf then tries a double-uppercut at Locos. He's mad! 10% darkness damage per hit.
Charles Magellean: "My... words... will live on." *He gets knocked by... his body too battered and bruised for the blood to work.*
Gibby: .oO(OH CRAP! Locos is getting killed! ...then again, maybe I should just have eggs and bacon. It's not as filling.)
Metal Man (GM): Locos is KO'd in traditional Stadium fashion by the fast-moving Ganondorf.
Charles Magellean collapses to the ground.
VG feels VERY tempted to attack Ganondorf right now... but that won't do any good.
Gibby: "Oy... he just HAD to run his mouth..."
VG returns the favor to Aribar by giving him a Red Essence on the first action.
Aribar: "Thanks!"
Metal Man (GM): Aribar is made invincible for 3 rounds!
VG then gives Wolfman an X Defend for the second, giving him a +3 AC bonus for 5 rounds.
Wolfman catches and uses it... hopefully.
Metal Man (GM): Correct. It is used on Wolfman.
Ganondorf: "You can never defeat me."
Charles Magellean body begins to twitch now and then.
Ganondorf: "I will utterly destroy you... for the last time."
Aribar downs a Maple Syrup and Lightning Topaz... He wants to prepare for the upcoming rounds.
Gibby fires two more shots at Ganondorf.
Metal Man (GM): Hit hit. Ganondorf is too slow to evade.
Ganondorf: "...Such an annoyance you are..."
Gibby: "I get that a lot..."
VG chuckles at that.
Deloth: "It's his job!"
Charles Magellean: "...I... hate to say it... but he's right, Gibby."
Ganondorf: "Then he must be tempting fate."
Gibby: "Yup... sure is. Don't hate, appreciate!"
Wolfman: .oO(We all tempt fate today in case you didn't know that.)
Charles Magellean slowly gets up from the ground, and dusts himself off. He is completely healed somehow.
Ganondorf: "All I do is hate. You cannot stop me."
VG: "Okay, can anyone find a couple or something so we can show him love?"
Gibby: "Can't you feel love?"
Ganondorf: "Not even... the rolling pin-like powers of you Questers can stop me."
Digifanatic: "Locos, I thought he took you down!"
Charles Magellean: "He did, I just needed some time to recuperate."
Ganondorf: "All love makes me angry. People, jealously keeping to themselves like that... it sickens me."
Charles Magellean: "...Then you are a hypocrite."
Gibby: "I think if we all just did a sing-a-long, we'd be happier..."
Wolfman nods at Locos's statement. He then turns to Gibby.
Charles Magellean: "...Ganondorf... just do us all a favor..." *He points to Gibby.*
Ganondorf: "I am above your primitive word association games."
Wolfman: "No offense, but this time, DON'T push it."
Charles Magellean: "And kill this thing!"
Gibby: "See? This is what I'm talking about. Locos, do you need a hug?"
Ganondorf: "I can destroy all three of you simultaneously."
Wolfman: *Facefault.*
Aribar: "..."
Charles Magellean: "I am almost tempted to side with you to just put it to sleep forever!"
Aribar follows Wolf's example...
Charles Magellean: "But... I'm not."
Metal Man facepalms, despite looking like a disco-freak and dancing.
Gibby: "...I'm sensing a bit of hostility..."
Charles Magellean fires 6 shots at Ganondorf.
Metal Man (GM): Hit miss hit miss hit hit. 4 hits.
VG justs looks at them... yep; from one kooky stadium to another...
Metal Man (GM): 52 damage. Ganondorf is looking rather worn out. Erm... well, ranged attacks can have crits. Add 13% to that.
Ganondorf: "Your mindless rambling tires me..."
Charles Magellean: "Then just walk away. Really we can all stop this bullcrap now and be on our business."
Ganondorf: "Never! I must destroy all of the voices!"
Charles Magellean: "Oh dear..."
Aribar: "Locos, we have to seal him or kill him..."
Wolfman tries his hammer again at Ganon's "business"...he really wants to hear Ganondorf squeal.
Charles Magellean: "...You've been assimilated!?"
Metal Man (GM): Hit miss... although, Ganondorf prevents from being hit there.
Ganondorf: "No. Your voices are the ones I am talking about."
Charles Magellean: "Oh... for a moment, I thought you were one of the Borg."
Deloth tries a Slice and Dice on Ganondorf.
Aribar: "...Borg?"
Metal Man (GM): Hit!
Ganondorf: "Urgh!"
Deloth: *Two hits, 11% each.*
Charles Magellean: "Borg."
Ganondorf: "Do not presume to test me. For I will not fail."
Charles Magellean: "...The next person to make a joke about grades will be shot. That includes you, Gibby."
Gibby: .oO(Must... resist...) *He is holding it in.*
Digifanatic: "Right..."
Aribar: "...Who are the Borg, Locos? Enemies from your world?"
Digifanatic launches out with a Super Mario Punch.
Charles Magellean: "They're... fictional characters."
Metal Man (GM): Ganondorf reflects you... Digi hits himself.
Charles Magellean: "I'll put it that way."
Digifanatic: "Ow!"
Ganondorf: "Heh heh heh."
Charles Magellean checks the clock.
Digifanatic tries a Fire Punch this time around.
Metal Man (GM): It hits.
Ganondorf: "Accursed punch of flames... must you hit me every time?"
Digifanatic: "Ah... better."
Charles Magellean: "!"
Metal Man: "Who cares? TAKE THIS!" *He glows, and runs up to Ganondorf, dancing madly in his direction.*
Charles Magellean sits down in the nearby grass and pops a bottle of the greatest elixir of all time.
Metal Man (GM): Darn... close to 1234 for no reason....
Gibby: "...ooook."
Metal Man uses his weapon, fire damage, +15 to hit, 5 hits... oh yeah! Damage!
Metal Man (GM): 10 damage... Ganondorf is hit twice for 40% fire damage total.
Metal Man then attacks Ganondorf with DVDs!
Metal Man (GM): Only one hit... how odd. 5 damage.
Charles Magellean: "I'd join in right now... really."
Ganondorf: "...I grow tired of your attacks."
Charles Magellean: "But... it's union break right now."
Metal Man (GM): Ganondorf glows. His sword goes funky.
Digifanatic practically glares at Locos.
Ganondorf: "Poor fools. you do not know that I carry the Chaos Breaker!"
Wolfman and VG wonder what Ganondorf is doing.
Charles Magellean: "The the wWHHAHHAA!??"
Metal Man (GM): Ganondorf points his sword in the air. It morphs, revealing the Chaos Breaker.
VG is confused.
Charles Magellean: "Aiieie!"
Deloth: "Kuso..."
Wolfman looks to Locos...
Charles Magellean grows giddy with laughter.
Gibby: "What's a Chaos Breaker?"
Wolfman: "What is this weapon again?"
Ganondorf: "I shall DESTROY YOU with this holy weapon of destruction!"
Charles Magellean: "...After break."
Aribar: "Piffle! How did he get that!?"
Deloth: "If it's holy, how can you use it?"
Charles Magellean takes a sip of his Doctor Pepper.
Metal Man: "...We used that to kill The Void, silly."
Ganondorf: "Correction. It is both light and dark."
Charles Magellean: "*Gulp* He*Burp*--excuse me---he's right Deloth."
Deloth: "So it's gray?"
Ganondorf: "Twice the power of the Sword of Darkness. Now then. Rather than waste my time, I will destroy you."
Metal Man (GM): Ganondorf flies up to Gibby and attacks with it...
Gibby: "EEP!"
Charles Magellean drinks a little more.
Gibby: *Hit hit hit.*
Metal Man (GM): One crit miss... so it misses anyway... 112% Light and Dark Damage.
Gibby is just about dead.
Wolfman gasps... that hurt...
Metal Man (GM): No counter attack, 'cause the crit miss would have hit anyway. Ganondorf then flies over to Locos and accosts him while he takes his break.
Ganondorf: "Die, pathetic being!"
Metal Man (GM): The sword has a lot of special effects.
Charles Magellean: "...OH NO YOU WOULDN'T DARE..."
Metal Man (GM): 56% damage per hit.
Wolfman: .oO(...he dared.)
Ganondorf: "You cannot annoy me while dead."
Metal Man (GM): Ganondorf then turns to Gibby and attacks him with a Warlock Punch.
VG: .oO(...Locos, you REALLY need to learn to keep that mouth shut now and then. Nothing personal, of course.)
Metal Man (GM): He misses, creating a crater.
Gibby dodges that at least "...kinda... hurting... here..."
Charles Magellean becomes sliced piles on the ground... very bloody.
Metal Man: "...This can't be... Ganondorf is wielding the ultimate weapon of dimensional continuity!"
VG: "Locos, this better help you next time... DON'T blow it." *Takes out a Super Plush Bear and sends it to the corpse.*
Gibby: "You... can... say that again..."
Digifanatic: "How did he get that?"
Ganondorf: "I will never tell you."
Metal Man (GM): Ganondorf laughs, the blade surrounded by a mist of black and white particles, much like static on a TV screen.
VG tosses Deloth an X Attack if he hasn't already gotten one.
Deloth catches the X Attack.
Aribar drinks another Syrupy Maple thing of doom +1 before firing a Terrorbolt at Ganny. 121% electric damage!
Digifanatic: "Whoa, Ari!"
Gibby: "Yay." *Cough.*
Aribar: "You won't win today!"
Ganondorf: "Argh!"
Gibby attacks Ganondorf with a running kick to the torso.
Metal Man (GM): Hit.
Gibby then backflips, inhales some air and attacks with fire breath. *Crit.*
Metal Man (GM): Hit.
Gibby: "Gah... heart burn...*Cough*."
Metal Man (GM): Or... bad enough, I should say... @_@
Charles Magellean has his body parts... and all the blood that flowed out... they squirm around and reform his body on the ground.
Gibby: "Ewww..."
Deloth: "Okay, that is disgusting."
Wolfman: "Then don't look."
Charles Magellean is now in a pissed off mood. "in jack. You in' attack me when I am on a mandatory union break under federal law of Ivan? That's not honorable, ya 'in Gerudo."
Deloth blinks.
Wolfman thought he heard... bleeps... in Locos's rant.
Gibby: "Jeez... talk about bad language. THERE ARE KIRBIES PRESENT YOU KNOW!"
Charles Magellean disappears... and tries his thief quirk. *He reappears right beside Ganondorf.*
Digifanatic: (mumbling) "This could be interesting..."
Deloth: "Oooooh, grudge match."
Charles Magellean: *What do I steal?*
VG wonders if Locos can pull this off... he watches.
Aribar: "..."
Metal Man (GM): Hmmmm... You grab the only thing takable.... You grab the Chaos Breaker ..*El Big uh-oh.*
Charles Magellean disappears and attempts to reappear in his nice spot.
Metal Man (GM): You grab it... however... It has an adverse reaction to the curse on you. Locos starts being zapped by it... the mist consuming him.
Aribar: "...Locos! Give that back right now!"
Ganondorf: "...Whaaaaat?"
Digifanatic: "Locos, what in the...?"
Deloth runs over and tries to grab it away from him.
Wolfman and VG both look at Locos... with fear.
Metal Man (GM): The sword is... burning the curse that Lumis put on Locos.
Charles Magellean: *Is being shocked*
Gibby: "Uhhhh..."
Metal Man (GM): Deloth: Upon touching it, your dex is also shocked.
Deloth: "Wait..."
Digifanatic: "What is that mist?"
Metal Man (GM): But not you... you can't take it away from him.
Wolfman: "Guys... I don't think we want to interfere..."
Charles Magellean makes many a face gesture.
Metal Man (GM): It's melting the curse off of him.
Deloth: "Whoa..."
Metal Man (GM): The sheer energy of the interdimensional balancing tool starts to bend reality around him. Ganondorf backs off, looking shocked.
VG wonders what is happening to Locos...
Ganondorf: "...Is this... the full power of the Chaos Breaker?"
Deloth steps away slowly.
Digifanatic backs off a bit.
Wolfman: .oO(...I have no clue Ganondorf.)
Charles Magellean: "Aiioyoooieeayyeooiooiiiyyyoooya..."
Metal Man (GM): Finally, it makes a loud explosion, dropping Locos on the ground, curseless... and the sword lands back in Ganondorf's hands. Locos has: A. Been de-cursed B. Shocked up and C. now has a holy aura around him. Locos's attacks are now holy-elemental for this battle only!
Gibby: "...uhh... what just happened?"
Digifanatic: "Holy crap..." (no pun intended)
Aribar: "...Thank you, Locos. Sorry for his rude actions, Ganondorf..."
Ganondorf: "...This sword... it dissipated some evil force in him! ...Even my knowledge of darkness does not cover WHAT it was... but it's gone..."
Wolfman gets his Beam Saber out instead... he wants to do some Swords Dancing instead.
Ganondorf: *Ahem* "Back to destroying you."
Metal Man (GM): Miss miss CRIT Critmiss. The critmiss causes you to be hit instead.
Ganondorf: "Hah!"
Charles Magellean gains his trance staring again during the time the Questers fought Smithy.
Digifanatic uses a Fire Lunge on Ganondorf. *WONDER BADGE CRIT! He then uses the real easy opportunity to unload a Super Mario Punch.*
Metal Man (GM): Hit!
Ganondorf: "Ow..."
Digifanatic: "Ha!"
Metal Man unloads a deck of cards on Ganondorf. He shoots the 'How to play Stud Poker' card into the air. "...Let's try that again." *He hits Ganondorf 5 times with cards.*
Ganondorf: "Are you fooling around?"
Metal Man (GM): He ignores Locos, feeling that he's suffered enough. Then he attacks VG with the chaos breaker.
VG: "Woah... he's avoiding Locos... but going for me? AYE!" *He gets hit by the weakest slash.*
Metal Man (GM): 56 Dark + Light damage.
Ganondorf: "Curse you, worthless mushroom!"
Metal Man (GM): Ganondorf hurls an orb of electricity at VG. It barely misses, impacting the ground. Ganondorf attacks you with yet more slashes. one CRIT!
VG goes Matrix-style to avoid those... or something.
Metal Man (GM): Ganondorf misses... he's mad now.
Ganondorf: "I must destroy you, insolent item throwing maniac!"
VG: "Here, have another one!" *Tosses Star Egg at him*
Metal Man (GM): Ganondorf sends it right back at all the Questers.
Ganondorf: "Ha ha ha!"
VG actually only took 28 damage from Chaos Breaker due to Guardian Acorn... but oh well.
Metal Man avoids it too... that Star egg is bad at hitting people.
Metal Man (GM): Wolfman is hit for DOUBLE DAMAGE as it impacts him in the head.
Wolfman gets CONKED.
Ganondorf: "Try that again. It is highly amusing. Not only does it miss me, but most of your teammates..."
VG: "Oh shut up!" *Goes to Quick Attack him.*
Charles Magellean has his irises beginning to fade away.
VG can not attack well when provoked.
Metal Man (GM): It misses.
Ganondorf: "This has been quite a battle. It would be a shame if I had to lose after saving your friend from a curse and surviving a badly aimed egg."
Aribar's red glow fades as the Red Essance effect on him disappears. The elf downs another Maple Syrup and fires an Electric Elemental Blast (66% damage) at Ganondorf.
VG mumbles under his broken hat.
Metal Man (GM): It hits... ouch. Confetti streams down...
Gibby: "YAY!"
Digifanatic: "Here we go..."
VG can't believe that... confetti is coming down...?
Digifanatic: "Thank you very much, Aribar."
Metal Man (GM): Sirens and stuff go off...
Aribar: "Gah! The evil sirens of doom!"
Wolfman laughs at that.
Ganondorf: "...The confetti... what is it for?"
Metal Man (GM): 760 coins gained. The confetti goes away and stuff.
Ganondorf: "..."
VG and Wolfman both feel our pockets... well, heavier.
Aribar: "That... Was odd."
Gibby returns back to action by hitting Ganondorf with two running shots.
Metal Man (GM): ...Two misses.
Charles Magellean becomes out of trance. "I have thought it over... And this... is my Final Judgement." He starts hoping on one foot, then the other foot, then the other foot. He begins to cause to stomp harder and harder... The stomping begins to cause waves up and under the grounds.
Wolfman can't tell if he's feeling vibrations by that stomping.
Charles Magellean: *It's beginning to cause an increase in size, emphasis, and severity.*
Gibby: "Ummm..."
VG is not liking what is going on... even from the loco Locos.
Digifanatic: "L-l-l-l-l-l-l-Locos? How does this translate into a Final Judgement?"
Charles Magellean: *It's causing an earthquake from his center of where he's doing it as he continues to stomp up and down.*
Ganondorf: "What is going on here?"
Wolfman: "For once, I have no clue."
Charles Magellean: "I have judged that those who are unworthy of being here are to be sent into the X-Zone!"
Aribar: "Gah! W-what?!"
Charles Magellean: "All beings unworthy of Nintendus, all that have caused suffering to each other..."
Ganondorf: "...It appears the sword has done more than I thought..."
Charles Magellean: "...You may call it here... ...The Chaos Maker!" *It has no effect ...yet.*
Ganondorf: "This is the Chaos Breaker."
Gibby: "Breaker... Maker... so much chaos, so little time."
Ganondorf: "...I know because of unknown sources... if we value our lives... destroy him! This sword can only do so much against a warp to the X-zone. Even with the power bestowed in it."
Wolfman gets the hammer out again... two shots at whatever vulnerable area Ganon has.
Metal Man (GM): The Chaos Breaker is glowing. You hit once.
Ganondorf: "Fool! You will destroy us all! He's trying to send us into the X-zone!"
Metal Man manages to avoid that, if it effects him.
Aribar: "...At least if we go down you'll go down too!"
Metal Man: "...I know Ganondorf is evil, but I don't want to be in the X-zone."
Charles Magellean: *It continues to increase in power. It's starting to make a dome around Locos. The power is starting to affect more of Nintendus.*
Metal Man: "Stop Locos! I order you! I must stop this madness!"
Wolfman: "Locos, Metal is right."
Charles Magellean: "The powers to be have spoken!"
Aribar: "...Okay."
VG: "Don't you mean powers THAT be?"
Digifanatic: "I don't know who to trust here..."
Metal Man: "I will stop him."
VG is definitely scared...
Charles Magellean: "Yes. The powers that be have decided that many of this planet is to be sent to the X-Zone."
Metal Man starts glowing. It's the Infinity Blade... aiming at Locos's dome.
Charles Magellean: "Regardless if they consider themselve's 'good' or 'evil'."
Wolfman: "...define who is to be going to the X-Zone."
Metal Man: "I shall destroy you before you can do this!"
Charles Magellean: "Only order and chaos reigns in this realm!"
Wolfman: "I meant... NAMES!"
Charles Magellean: "Ganondorf... Zio..."
Nova: *Appears* "Class 12 interdimensional threat."
Charles Magellean: "Questers... ...Ivan..."
Nova: "Terminate."
Charles Magellean: "The chaos emeralds..."
Nova: *Starts glowing.*
Wolfman: "NOVA, whoever else hears this, STOP Locos Magellean!"
Metal Man (GM): The sky turns black. Dark Force appears.
Dark Force: "You are unbalancing the dimension. you must be stopped!"
Aribar: "...This is impossible!"
Charles Magellean: "And even Lumis of the Dark Realm!"
Gibby: "Uhh..."
Metal Man (GM): Dark Force raises a hand. Dark energy forms in it.
Aribar: "The gods themselves are trying to stop this!"
Wolfman: "...let them."
VG cowers behind Wolfman... he is DEFINITELY scared.
Gibby: "Does that include me?"
Metal Man (GM): Ivan and Metal Sonic appear, charging up energy as well... so do the Seven Sages... GANONDORF HIMSELF raises the Chaos Breaker against Locos.
Charles Magellean: "Ivan... Metal sonic..."
Metal Man (GM): A large amount of energy is now battering the dome, cracking it.
Charles Magellean: "Only Dark Force and Nova may be allowed!"
Wolfman just watches the battle... within the battle.
Gibby: "Awww..."
Metal Man (GM): Whatever attack that is bounces off of the force field around Ivan and Metal Sonic and back at Locos. Time itself is starting to crack....
Aribar: "Locos, please stop!"
Charles Magellean: *The dome shatters.*
Aribar: "You'll destroy everything!"
Charles Magellean: *He still continues to do so.*
Metal Man (GM): Tridus appears... oblivious to the chaos. He draws a black sword.
Charles Magellean: "There is no such thing as Light and Darkness!"
Tridus: "Destroy... temporal instability..."
Charles Magellean: "There is only Order and Chaos! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Tridus: "...Dimensional... STABILIZE!!!!!"
Wolfman walks slightly closer to the battle......
Metal Man (GM): *FLASH* *FLASH* *FLASHFLASHFLASHFLASHFLASH.*
Wolfman: "What the hell is going on?"
Metal Man (GM): ...Locos is on the ground, unconscious. All the other people are gone.
Charles Magellean: "..."
Metal Man (GM): The bear is unharmed, and back in VG's hands.
Gibby: "...*Blink*...*Blink*..."
VG is now being hugged by... his Super Plush bear? He stores it back in his inventory.
Metal Man: "...Don't mind that. The dimension just ironed out that time anomaly. Now then. To finish Ganondorf!"
Wolfman: "...but Locos is out of the battle, isn't he?"
Gibby: "Duhhh..."
Metal Man: "Yes."
Ganondorf: "...You can never... win..." *Cough.*
Aribar: "That was weird... At least it's over..."
Metal Man glows, and fires a horde of DVDs at Ganondorf.
Gibby: "Aw well... back to fighting."
Metal Man (GM): Critmiss, miss, hit, hit, miss, hit miss miss miss miss.
Metal Man: "...That su---" *Gets a DVD to the mouth.*
Wolfman and VG chuckle at that.
Metal Man (GM): 30% damage. Ganondorf is almost finished! Ganondorf, creeped out, sheaths the Chaos Breaker.
Ganondorf: "That was close... I don't want that happening again..."
Metal Man (GM): Ganondorf then attacks Wolf with a ball of lightning. CRIT! Wolfman is knocked to the ground, he takes 20% damage and is stunned.
Gibby: "Wolf!"
Wolfman gets the shock of the moment.
Metal Man (GM): Ganondorf then flies over to VG and does a double uppercut on him. Hit hit, 20% darkness damage. Then Ganondorf tries to punt VG ..He misses.
VG ducks that badly aimed kick He gets out the DeathZooka... he charges it for one action. He then fires it on the second, hopefully towards Ganondorf's head/neck region.
Metal Man (GM): Ganondorf reflects it back at VG, instantly hitting... unless...
VG really should stick to just items until his hat is fixed.
Metal Man (GM): Ganondorf's arm is ripe for chopping off... if you want to try.
Aribar drinks his last Maple Syrup and fires another Electric Elemental Blast for 66% damage at the Gerudo.
Metal Man (GM): *BAMMO.*
Ganondorf: "Argh!"
Gibby: "Time to do this right!"
Metal Man (GM): Ganondorf is ragged and angry... but afraid to use his Chaos Breaker...
Gibby gets on one "knee" and fires two accurate shots to the head.
Metal Man (GM): Hit hit!
Ganondorf: "Ow... my head..."
Metal Man (GM): Ganondorf makes that headache gesture.
Wolfman goes for it... two hammer shots to end this. (PLEASE let one of these hit the crotch!)
Metal Man (GM): *Barely miss*
Metal Man: "Well well, Ganondorf. It's time for revenge."
Ganondorf: "...You... of all people..."
Metal Man rips out the infinity blade... and hits Ganondorf with it.
Metal Man (GM): Ganondorf is hit instantly, and is defeated. He falls down... however... something bizarre happens.
Gibby: "WE WIN!"
VG: "Wait..." *He takes a look at Ganondorf's... corpse I'm guessing here.*
Metal Man (GM): Ganondorf is still alive.
Ganondorf: "...You are proof... the world is not ready for him. ...I shall depart back... to the Dark World... with one request."
Aribar: "Him?"
Ganondorf: "Have faith."
Gibby: "Huh?"
Metal Man (GM): Ganondorf then holds up the sword, which crackles. He fades away with it. 1100 EXP to all.
VG doesn't get it...
Metal Man: "...Weirdo..." *He goes back to normal.*
Metal Man (GM): Ganondorf: Sealed! Mission Accomplished. 2000 coins to all.
Gibby puts his gun away.
Metal Man has not gained a level.
Metal Man (GM): Locos would wake up now, with no memory of what he tried to do after being hit with the chaos breaker. However, the curse would be doubly gone at this point. So he would be wondering what went on in his mind when he did the earlier covert things.
Charles Magellean: "I have only one thing to say."
Wolfman: "...and that is?"
Charles Magellean: "Do not misinterpret the word chicken. I don't know why, but it'll save a doozy of a headache."
Gibby: "...works for me."
Metal Man: "...You're almost as weird sounding as when I defeated Ganondorf."
Charles Magellean: "Bowser and his goon squad somewhere near where Magellean Tower used to be."
Metal Man (GM): The group is warped back to HQ, their mission done... but yet more questions flying about. Wavelength!

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