Super Smash Quest - Story - Chapter 242: Kales Meets His Match
Date: 4:17:39 PM, September 28th, 2005.
Kales Brando: "As you heard... I have been so nice as to find your strange and magical portal to wherever you came from. All I require is the last of your artifacts."
Metal Man: "We are willing to risk it. Mainly because they aren't quite so useful split up, I'd think."
Julian Sawyer: "This weird glowin' cube thingy?" *Holds up the Digital Cube.*
Kales Brando: "Yes... and..."
Aribar frowns... He doesn't like this one bit.
Metal Man: "The Reality Controller Crystal, of course."
Aetos: "Hey... where did you get that Julian?"
Aribar: "Just exactly what do you plan to do with all of these artifacts?"
Kales Brando: "I will show you... once I have them."
Julian Sawyer: "I found it."
Kales Brando: "So then, Julian, if I could have that... digital apparatus? I promise, it will only be used to get you back home."
Julian Sawyer: "Catch." *Tosses it to Kales.*
Kales Brando: "We all know the evil of this Cajun foe you speak of." *Catches it.*
Julian Sawyer: "Cajun? I wish. That's some good food."
Metal Man (GM): He takes it, and pockets it.
Kales Brando: "And Charles?"
Julian Sawyer: "What about him?"
Charles Magellean: "It is not with me."
Aetos: "You left it at your apartment?"
Charles Magellean: "If you are talking about the artifact that could control reality, then it is back at the Stadium where I am researching it."
Kales Brando: "I must have it."
Charles Magellean: "You may have it when Metal allows you to. Nothing personal."
Kales Brando: "..."
Metal Man: "I already said he could have it. But why did... bah. I'll get that dang crystal!" *He walks into the portal.*
Julian Sawyer: "..."
Aetos feels akward.
Julian Sawyer: *Waits, I guess Taps his foot.*
Kales Brando: "If you must test my wits so, then do not be surprised if I play with your mind as well. It is a two way street if you decide to go that way."
Julian Sawyer: "I had nothin' to do with this."
Charles Magellean: "He did not say to bring it with me."
Kales Brando: "Enough. I will not bother speaking to you further."
Charles Magellean: "Furthermore, I was doing important research on it to untap the mysteries of the X-Zone."
Metal Man (GM): He puts his hand clearly in your face.
Charles Magellean: "...Very well."
Metal Man (GM): Metal reappears with the crystal.
Julian Sawyer: "You got the thing?"
Metal Man: "It took a while to pick the lock, dig under the bed sheets, and then finally find it hidden in the most crazy place ever."
Kales Brando: "We have waited long enough. Let me show you... what I was talking about."
Metal Man (GM): Metal gives Kales the crystal... and Kales pulls out none other than an extremely weird staff.
Charles Magellean scratches his chin in curiousity.
Metal Man (GM): It is the pyramid of force fields powered by the blue power crystal with the staff of water serving as the staff... With the twisted metal of speed twisted around that very staff, adding to it... The ring of Death securely in place around the pyramid, making a sort of dollar bill-esque picture...
Aribar narrows his eyes slightly as Kales takes out the staff. The elf begins to reach for his sword but catches himself before placing his hand on the handle.
Metal Man (GM): The tip of the pyramid itself glows as the digital cube and reality controller add onto it. The top of the pyramid is now bejeweled, and a sort of rainbow-esque force field appears inside the ring. Metal hands over the flaming V, which is inverted to make an upward's pointed arrow.
Julian Sawyer: "..."
Metal Man (GM): It floats onto the staff, splits into two halves, and unites under the pyramid. The staff, now complete, glows, and shimmers, as it is pointed into the air.
Kales Brando: "With this, we can go anywhere on this planet. And I elect... to go to... the warp rooms!"
Julian Sawyer: "Great."
Metal Man (GM): It glows and suddenly everything flashes white ..When the flash fades you're all suddenly in an ancient entry room to some sort of building.
Julian Sawyer: "..."
Kales Brando: "It doesn't appear to have perfect accuracy, but clearly this is the right place."
Aribar looks all about the room but attempts to keep an eye on Kales as well...
Kales Brando: *Takes out his cane and uses both of them like crutches as he walks towards double-doors nearby.*
Aetos: "Shouldn't this place be too sacred for you to enter, Kales?"
Kales Brando: "The curse cannot effect me with this staff firmly in my possession."
Julian Sawyer: "Nothing's too sacred for him..." *Follows the walkin' lizard.*
Kales Brando: "And... I am an archaeologist. It is my *Cough* job..."
Metal Man (GM): He sizes up the door a moment, and then kicks it open.
Aetos follows him, remembering when the ruins were too holy for any Lizard-man to be allowed to enter them.
Metal Man (GM): ...The sight you see blows all of your minds. It's a massive open cavern, with a river of magma lighting up the room ..And there's bits and pieces of rooms in here.
Metal Man (GM): Chairs... computers... ...Super Smash Quest emblem...
Julian Sawyer: "...Holy -CENSORED-."
Aribar: "... What is this place?"
Charles Magellean: "Impressive."
Kales Brando: "Perhaps I should show you."
Julian Sawyer: "The warp room, apparently... or a room connecting on to it."
Metal Man (GM): He takes the staff, and jams it into a socket nearby. *Glow* A MASSIVE amount of electricity appears on the staff, and begins being sucked into the socket. Lights begin powering up... computers turn on...
Julian Sawyer: "...So it's a teleport staff/generator. What else can it do?"
Metal Man (GM): ...And you can see it all. The room is lit up. ...Your dexes... they beep.
Kales Brando: "Try out your smash dexes and tell me."
Digifanatic opens his up.
Metal Man: "What?"
Metal Man (GM): It's completely fixed!
Julian Sawyer: *Takes his Dex from his back pocket and flips it open.*
Metal Man (GM): Heck, it even says 'Connection to main database re-established'
Julian Sawyer: "Frickin' awesome!"
Metal Man (GM): All of the information is back online.
Charles Magellean: "Wonderful, now I have to put up with their beeping again."
Charles Magellean opens his as well.
Kales Brando: "This artifact can restore anything... everything..."
Digifanatic: "Okay, we're going somewhere now!"
Julian Sawyer: *Checks his Inbox.*
Metal Man (GM): Charles: It, too, works.
Charles Magellean: "Note to self."
Metal Man (GM): Julian: You see old stuff you used to look at.
Charles Magellean puts his away.
Metal Man (GM): But no new emails.
Charles Magellean: "Find way to turn off dex."
Metal Man: "There's an on/off switch, Charles."
Charles Magellean: "I was not talking to anyone but myself."
Metal Man: "Well, this is excellent. It appears..."
Julian Sawyer: "Everything's back together... Except HQ."
Kales Brando: "...Oh, really?"
Aetos decides to look at his just for the heck of it.
Kales Brando: "This magic staff shall repair and rebuild the stadium to the glory which it once had."
Metal Man (GM): Aetos: Only difference is that it's connected to the main server like the others are.
Charles Magellean: "How long will the process require?"
Metal Man (GM): Kales laughs to himself.
Kales Brando: "How long? Why..."
Aetos: "Probably half of a second..."
Metal Man (GM): He grabs the Wolf Head of his cane, and dramatically swings it to the side ..The sheath flies off of the cane, revealing a skinny yet impeccably sharp sword. His robes blow off as well, revealing... not an old man.
Kales Brando: "Just as long as it takes to kill you all!"
Aetos: "Big surprise."
Julian Sawyer: "Goddammit! I knew it!"
Kales Brando: "The power of the Stadium is mine!"
Julian Sawyer: "Kill 'em!"
Kales Brando: "Yahhhhh!!!"
Charles Magellean: "So... you too are nothing but a being lusting for power..."
Metal Man (GM): He slices the ground... the part with Metal on it suddenly falls into a pit... which is then covered in debris.
Charles Magellean unholsters his gun.
Metal Man: "Ahhhh!!!" *Thunk* *Buried.*
Charles Magellean: "Figures."
Julian Sawyer: "I thought we decided on this posibility long ago."
Kales Brando: "I am more than all of you... I am the ultimate swordsman."
Charles Magellean: "But now I have no qualms since he is no longer my client."
Julian Sawyer: "You think we can't beat you without Metal? Think again." *JUlian takes Vendetta out of his back pocket and ignites it.*
Kales Brando: "You call that a sword?"
Julian Sawyer: "I call it a lightsaber."
Kales Brando: "That is a light saber! Nothing!"
Julian Sawyer: "Better than your sword."
Kales Brando: "Oh yes. I know. I know everything about your sharade. ...I shall show you the point of my blade first for that boast."
Metal Man (GM): FINAL BOSS Questers vs. KALES BRANDO
Julian Sawyer: "Bring it!"
Aetos: "Julian, Why are you always almost first to die?"
Julian Sawyer: "I dunno. I'm a threat?"
Charles Magellean: "While I appreciated your hospitality and did not question your motives, now you have revealed your true colors. I will let nothing stand in my way of returning to the Second Moon!"
Kales Brando: "Using nothing but my sword, I shall carve you all into a million pieces!"
Aetos: "I have a question..."
Charles Magellean: "There's no point in asking him anymore questions."
Aetos: "There is, for my own knowledge... So Kales, I have a question, Why? Gah!"
Julian Sawyer: *KRUH!*
Metal Man (GM): 135 damage. Julian, Aetos, Charles, and Julian respectively.
Kales Brando: "To become the ultimate fighter in the universe, of course!"
Julian Sawyer: *GACK!*
Metal Man (GM): Aaand... one moment. He got a crit on the first attack at Julian.
Aetos: "Well, why don't you go do that... and leave us alone?" *He holds his stab wound with his hands.*
Julian Sawyer: *Pretty much dead!*
Metal Man (GM): Total damage to Julian: 1080
Julian Sawyer: *Cut in half! He 's torso and legs fall into separate GBWP, which fuse together into one big Generic Red Warp Portal as Julian rises out of it, Venegeful as all hell.* "...NOT COOL!"
Kales Brando: "I must kill you and take all of your powers as my own, to show I am worthy of my title. Come at me with anything you have. I shall show you the art of swordfighting!"
Julian Sawyer: "STRAIGHT TO THE GROUND!" *Julian replaces Vendetta in his back pocket, then dashes at Kales, rearing his fist back while doing so. His right fist gathers a huge amount of red energy. Julian then fires it forward with the momentum of a frieght train, trying to slam it straight into Kales' face.*
Metal Man (GM): He deflects your fist with his sword. Oops. You don't take any damage, but he clearly knocks your punch away from himself.
Kales Brando: "Amusing... you thought that could hit me?"
Julian Sawyer: "...CHEAP!" *Julian quickly draws Vendetta with his free hand and goes sword-to-sword with Kales, slashing at his chest.*
Metal Man (GM): He throws all of his force into blocking you, but you do manage to hit him. He used both hands.
Charles Magellean: "Clearly Kales is the greatest swordsmen we have ever met."
Metal Man (GM): He is currently panting, worn out by that failed dual-handed block.
Kales Brando: "Your saber is beyond my experience... but I shall compensate."
Digifanatic: "Whoa boy..." *He starts with a use of X Acc and quickly continues with a Celestial Fury.*
Metal Man (GM): He attempts to maneuver his sword so that you impale yourself on it ...You fly into it, taking 270 damage.
Kales Brando: "Such attacks are useless against me."
Digifanatic dies not long after Julian...
Kales Brando: "I am beyond all you have met. I could fight this... Cajun..."
Aetos: "Well... why don't you go do that?"
Digifanatic revives but has no more actions.
Kales Brando: "He rules your planet, not mine. I have no use for an alien world."
Charles Magellean: "His name is Kuja Tribal, the most powerful enemy we have faced since arriving on Turion."
Aetos sighs and pushes a button on his spear,activating ItemFinder.
Metal Man (GM): Your item finder beeps like mad at Kales.
Aetos: *Pepsi Cola.*
Metal Man (GM): Mainly because his sword has gotta be worth trillions of coins. I mean, it can slice stone, steel, and even go up against light sabers.
Aetos shrugs and defends twice.
Metal Man (GM): It's so insanely sharp that it must defy physics.
Charles Magellean: "Perhaps it's finally time for it's flight test. I may kill myself, but I'll use it."
Kales Brando: "A valiant warrior never fears death. He IS death."
Charles Magellean: "How I wish I could know you better."
Julian Sawyer: "I hate metaphors..."
Charles Magellean bravely takes out his Smash Dex. He points it at Kales but its in the backwards position... after realizing the mistake, he flips it so it points to Kales instead. He scans Brando.
Kales Brando: "I shall let you scan me... for the horror value."
Metal Man (GM): He poses for the scan, slicing a big chunk out of the wall with his sword.
Charles Magellean: "So you can counter it. What confidence."
Julian Sawyer: "A shame there isn't a pylon we can knock him into..."
Metal Man (GM): Kales Brando STR: 60 SPD: 100 INT: 78 AC: 36 DR: 10 Actions: 4
Julian Sawyer: "...goddammit."
Dex: "Incomplete. Please scan twice more to gain full information."
Charles Magellean: "Will you allow so, Elder Kales?"
Kales Brando: "If I cared, I would have sliced off your hands and kicked them into the magma."
Charles Magellean: "Doesn't answer my question, but I will infer it as a yes." *He scans for his second action.*
Metal Man (GM): However, in doing so, he forfeits his parrying (but not his counter-attack or deflect) ability for the rest of that round.
Aetos: "This man is strange, he claims to have control over the stadium and it's knowledge, but he lets us see his herculean stats to the dot with pleasure? I'm surprised he didn't make it say he had One thousand speed or something."
Kales Brando: "Waste not energy on power, when one can refine skill to the extreme."
Julian Sawyer: "...Weakness ahoy!"
Digifanatic: "Well, I hope that third read has something real nice."
Charles Magellean: "And one more time."
Charles Magellean scans for his final action. End of Turn.
Metal Man (GM): Schnelltott Main Stat: SP Damage: 3SPD mod 135 Attributes: Name Description Cost Add Modifier Add 3 SPD mod to hit, and 2 SPD mod to damage. 05 Check Enhancer All non-attack checks made using the main stat that the weapon uses get a +5. 03 Concealable The weapon is easy to hide, and hard to notice even when it's out. 01 Counter-slice The weapon can be used to instantly hit the opponent if they crit-miss you. 01 Critical Edge Increase the critical hit range by 8. 24 Critical Enhancement B With this, critical damage becomes x7 instead of x2. 15 Theft-proof Anyone trying to steal the weapon takes 5 damage. 01
Julian Sawyer: "...Schnelltott? That's a stupid name for a sword."
Digifanatic: *Bit of a glare at Julian.*
Kales Brando: "I shall write that on your grave marker."
Dex: "...Indecipherable characters have been discovered. Further scans will reveal identity of mysterious information."
Charles Magellean: "Lately, the opponents have not been bluffing about their power."
Charles Magellean: "While I respect that, it is... deadly."
Metal Man (GM): Kales silently gets into an attack position before leaping into the air, flipping around until he looks like a giant saw. He then flies towards Julian with THREE slashes directed at him. A crit to boot.
Julian Sawyer: "Just kill him. OH SHI-" *KILL'D.*
Metal Man (GM): Julian is shredded. He then runs around and stabs Aribar where his other arm used to be. *STAB* 135 damage
Aribar is stabbed in a vital area of his arm and begins bleeding badly... The elf lives, though, but his arm is nigh-useless.
Julian Sawyer's various body parts fall into various GBWP, which fuse on the ground and turn into a GRWP, which Julian rises up out of. "..."
Metal Man (GM): Of course it is. Because he stabbed where your other arm used to be. You know. The one cut off by Ganondorf.
Julian Sawyer: "Goddammit. That's not cool, man. NOT COOL!" *Julian flies at Kales again, slashing with a PSYCHO VENGEFUL VENDETTA KILL SLASH BAM! OMG WUNDER KRIT.*
Metal Man (GM): Kales... well, he would turn around and counter, except there's no way he could block that. So instead he just is hit.
Kales Brando: "Your attack may wound me, but you shall be dead before you can do any more damage."
Julian Sawyer gets back to the group and pops a Ring Capsule from his PEZ Dispenser, gaining a life back and ending his turn.
Metal Man (GM): Digi scans Kales.
Dex: "Unknown character decoded. The letter A."
Metal Man (GM): Then he uses Drive Boost... which, to my knowledge, does nothing unless Digi is also gaining OP. Then he defends. Though Kales doesn't seem to notice.
Aribar mutters few unintelligeble words under his breath, focusing on his divine powers to heal the wound so it is not fatal. The elf then raises his clenched left hand above his head and an orange sphere appears around the elf, shrinking and disappearing into Aribar making him slowly pulse orange. Finally the elf points his hand at Kales and several bolts of lightning lance from his finertips towards the lizard swordsman, burn.
Metal Man (GM): He attempts to resist the attack with his mind. It works. Kales fails to block the electrical attack.
Aetos wonders what to do, so he pulls out his handy dandy note--dex, and scans Kales again... assuming he'll receive a letter B.
Dex: "...DING! Unknown character deciphered: k."
Aetos shrugs... "A Xuko oei Bucoj."
Julian Sawyer: "...What?"
Julian Sawyer: "I asked you that."
Charles Magellean: "He's asking what you just said."
Aetos's eyes have a storm brewing in them, apparently he went psychotic... probably from the betrayal from Kales. "I said A Xuko oei Bucoj."
Julian Sawyer: "...Meaning?"
Aetos: "I hate you Kales." *He charges at Kales with 2 drill attacks.*
Julian Sawyer: *Watches Aetos get the -CENSORED- impaled out of him.*
Aetos shoulda gotten that weapon breaker quirk... bleh.
Metal Man (GM): Kales goes and does the following. First, he parries the first two attacks. Then he attacks to stab Aetos back on the third one.
Metal Man (GM): *STAB* 135. But then he counters the crit failure... *AUTOCOUNTER* The crit failure attack is deflected into Aribar instead.
Kales Brando: "Your form is miserable. I wouldn't teach my slaves even to fight that badly."
Charles Magellean takes out the heavy Onyx Sword. He frowns at it.
Aribar is stabbed by two drill attacks I believe...
Charles Magellean: "What happened to this sword?"
Aetos: *Dies though... Barely, sorta.*
Julian Sawyer: "You had a sword?"
Charles Magellean: "It lost all of its power when we first landed here."
Kales Brando: "So you have a sword too? I shall delight in exploring your rusty technique."
Charles Magellean: "Even then, I couldn't use it well."
Aribar perishes from Aetos's attack.
Charles Magellean: "I haven't upgraded any of my weapons, recreate this dark sword to what it once was..." *He sheathes the sword, still first action though.* "Dammit, I know I can't even get hit you."
Kales Brando: "There is no dishonor in trying your best and failing."
Julian Sawyer: "Except for the failing part."
Charles Magellean: "I wish I could've used the sword more often... but... my weakness is choices." *He scans Kales.*
Dex: "...DING! Strange language decoded. Letter K."
Charles Magellean scans two more times. "I wish Kuja was as understanding as you, Elder."
Julian Sawyer: "You already did K! And he isn't Elder!"
Charles Magellean: "At least I TRY to show respect. That is how I was brought up!"
Julian Sawyer: "He's trying to kill us!"
Charles Magellean used his last two action for two scans. His turn ended.
Dex: "DING! DING! L and M."
Kales Brando: "And now, you shall die for what both of you have done." *He leaps up, then chops off both of Julian's arms.*
Metal Man (GM): ...Or maybe slices him and the nearby walls into a million pieces. 1890 damage. Then he tries to stab Aribar in the right leg.
Aribar the corpse is stabbinated.
Metal Man (GM): ...Oops... he hit the brain instead. Then he slices a nice piece of the floor off and begins floating into the magma river. Only ranged attacks can hit him now, unless you jump the gap.
Aetos: "...What are you doing?"
Charles Magellean is just looking at the carnage and... uh oh...
Kales Brando: "I wouldn't want to bore you with a stationary arena, would I?"
Charles Magellean: "My constitution is starting to *Bleuummmm* fail...."
Julian Sawyer's various body parts fall into various GBWP, which fuse on the ground and turn into a GRWP, which Julian rises up out of. "... That's the second time! IN A ROW!"
Aetos: "I thought it was third."
Julian Sawyer: "Second. STOP DOING THAT!"
Kales Brando: "I am not a fake warrior. You shall die."
Julian Sawyer removes his Fedora and throws, slicing the crap out of Kales with a Hat Trick.
Metal Man (GM): He decides to pull out the stops and attempts to block your best throw. Oh? Well, then, let's do that over again. Roll, roll, roll your hat trick. He blocks the middle attack but gets hit twice anyway.
Julian Sawyer: *Catches his hat on the return and pops anonther 100 Ring PEZ tablet.*
Metal Man (GM): Not like he had much DR anyway. He's hit hard, but he doesn't even fall down.
Julian Sawyer: "Dammit! If he keeps killing me, I can't deal out the damage! You guys keep him off me! Or get me a barrier or something!"
Aribar floats up from the ground and glows red. His body and mental energy are fully restored at the expense of some of his life force. Still glowing red the elf points his palm at Kales and a red tinted beam of electricity flies at the vile lizard man for 324% Electric damage before the rage in Aribar dies away while the electrical beam switches to one of wind. Only this time the elf attempts to aim the beam of wind at the lava.
Metal Man (GM): He is hit by the magma... for no damage.
Kales Brando: "Fool... we lizards are resistant to magma from birth!"
Aribar stares on in awe as the magma does nothing...
Metal Man (GM): It's magma. fire + earth.
Aribar then realizes something... "If you have any icy attacks use them! They may be effective on such a cold blooded creature..."
Aetos: "That's a good point... Aribar... Too bad I don't." *He Dex's him thrice.*
Dex: "...DING! o and P. And o again after P. Deciphering of unknown language almost complete."
Charles Magellean: "Estimate additional characters undeciphered."
Charles Magellean uses two more actions to scan.
Dex: "S and y. Full deciphered message is AkKlMoPoSy."
Charles Magellean puts his dex away as he begins to figure out the message.
Aetos also has been trying to figure it out.
Charles Magellean uses the Star Rod's power of Power Boost and uses it on himself. End of Turn.
Kales Brando: "Clearly you do not plan on following me. I'll just have to shut down the warp room myself..." *He paddles with his sword, flinging hot magma at insane speeds twice at Julian and twice at Aetos.*
Metal Man (GM): ...And he just annihilates Julian as usual. 1890 fire + earth damage to him. He follows up by dealing only 270 fire + earth damage to Aetos.
Aetos dies again.
Metal Man (GM): The leap to the floating away tiles increases in distance.
Julian Sawyer: *A GRWP appears as Julian rises out of it, Vengeful and PSychotic* "STOP DOING THAT!" *Hat Trick!*
Metal Man (GM): He gives your hat trick a good counter. And he blocks your last attack with the hat.
Julian Sawyer: *Pops another Ring Tab.*
Metal Man (GM): You've visibly damaged Kales. However, he remains tough.
Julian Sawyer: "Barrier!"
Aribar casts Barrier on Julian. All melee damage is halved for three rounds. Next the elf casts Thundara on Kales followed by a Prismatic Ray...
Metal Man (GM): Yes. Kales is unable to negate the Thundara.
Aribar: *... Everyone would kill me. He watches as a blue beam fires at Kales, hitting him for 60% Ice damage and freezing him.*
Metal Man (GM): He negates your attack with his mind. It's freaky. He mediates and the beam disintegrates.
Kales Brando: "The coldness of your heart is crushed by my fiery passion."
Aetos revives, then tried to use his wind push attack... forming a burst of wind underhim, hopefully making him flip up into the air and take damage from the crash-land.
Metal Man (GM): Having used his showstopper to stop Julian, he attempts to attack you with magma. But fails and is smashed into the tile... though he gets up quickly.
Aetos tries to make the jump onto the tiles, pursuing Kales.
Metal Man (GM): You'll need another jump... unless your feet are magma-proof.
Aetos: *Double Jump.*
Metal Man (GM): Oh, right. 1 action per jump. So you land on the edge of the tile. You burn your feet but are on it. 50 fire + earth damage.
Charles Magellean: "I have no weapons that can hope to hit you, but I as you said, I must try!" *He fires a Destructive Rocket.*
Aetos blinks as the rocket flies his way He makes sure to be out of the way though.
Metal Man (GM): The rocket will not harm Aetos. However Kales sprays lava in Charles's eyes before he can attack. 135 damage to Charles. Oh. Right. *Deflect* It goes flying into Aetos.
Charles Magellean: *100% damage it does.*
Kales Brando: "Good work. Finish the job!"
Charles Magellean: "I will not fire foolishly again."
Kales Brando: "Then jump on this island like a warrior!"
Charles Magellean instead prays to the Star Rod. It powers up, and a lightning bolt flies at Kales.
Metal Man (GM): What happens depends on the damage.
Charles Magellean: *90% lightning.*
Aetos tries to duck.
Metal Man (GM): Your mighty bolt is dissolved mid-air by mental tranquility.
Kales Brando: "As long as I imagine a world without magic, most of such deceptive attacks fail to reach me."
Aetos: "...That crystal!"
Charles Magellean: "Good luck fighting Kuja like that." *He has to pass his third action.*
Aetos: "He probably could defeat Kuja... his crystal might not work very well... but it can ALTER REALITY."
Kales Brando: "You bring up a valid point. I have stood by my honor by not using the force of an alien relic against you. Therefore, I am not evil... merely of another viewpoint. And now, fall Aetos."
Aribar: .oO(Bah! They never talk about me altering reality when I shoot lightning bolts and summon up barriers to block swords.)
Metal Man (GM): Kales just slices the part of the tile off which Aetos is on and then slashes him three times.
Aetos: *Slash slash slash CRITSLASH.*
Metal Man (GM): Aetos is sliced into many pieces which are then vaporized by magma. 1350 damage.
Julian Sawyer: "...Thank you GOD! One more hit..." *Julian launches one more Hat Trick...*
Metal Man (GM): He parries away two instead of one thanks to his crit. But you manage to hit him once.
Julian Sawyer: *Catches his Fedora on the return* "... IT'S ON NOW!" *Julian jumps up as his Rocket Boots activate. O-O-O-O-OOOOOOOOOVERDRIVE! He flies at Kales and grabs him by the head.* "You're outta here!" *Julian then spins him around, then launches him skyward with the force of reentry. ATLUS TOSS!*
Metal Man (GM): Kales smiles evily when you fly to launch him skyward.
Kales Brando: "You're finished."
Metal Man (GM): You can't believe it... he actually stabs you when you fly at him. If you can survive 135 damage, then you hit him with Atlus toss. The final result: Julian flies at Kales, is impaled on sword, then launches Kales anyway ..but Kales still isn't finished trying to stop your attack! He attempts to use the force of reentry to stab you from above ala Sephiroth. Nope. You throw him upward... and quickly realize he's trying to crash into you with his sword. He crashes into you and the tile thing. *BOOOM* He takes the damage. You also take the damage + the sword. Which is 2175.
Julian Sawyer kinda disappears in the confusion.
Metal Man (GM): No third action. Mainly because you exploded from the sheer kinetic energy. Kales gets up, and blows some of the re-entry fire off of his hands.
Kales Brando: "Impressive. I hope you never manage to do that again."
Aribar charges Terrorbolt up to Level 3 and fires fit at Kales for 292% electric damage.
Metal Man (GM): Kales is too weak to so much as block that. Jammed in the socket. Presumed to be rebuilding the stadium. It's sort of a hard choice. OMGWTFBBQ power or the stadium fully rebuilt? Charles, possessing the power of life and death... Decides to tap dance while imitating Uncle. Meanwhile, Kales, unopposed, leaps off of the floating tile thing as it falls down a magma fall, and climbs atop the tallest rock across the magma river. He is out of range for all attacks, unless you leap across the random debris which floats down the river.
Kales Brando: "I shall personally reward the person able to knock me off of this rock with being the last to die."
Julian Sawyer: *A Generic Red Warp Portal appears on the ground as Julian rises out of it, Still Psycho Vengeful.* "... How the hell did you get over there?!" *Julian runs towards the river, intending to try and jump across.*
Kales Brando: "I surfed."
Julian Sawyer: *But as he makes his first jump, his Rocket Boots suddenly cut on!* "...What the?! ...You're mine!" *Julian flies towards Kales, drawing Vendetta again, and attacks, intending to smack the lizard off the rock!*
Kales Brando: "This is what I was doing during my time to attack."
Metal Man (GM): *ULTRA BLOCK X2* He has the high ground. That and he was defending. It's more like a lightsaber battle than a lightsaber vs. a sword. However, you do notice he used all of his energy to block those two attacks.
Julian Sawyer: *Good! Too bad that's all the actions Julian has!*
Aribar downs a Blue Potion and fires two Thundaras at Kales for 122% Electric damage times two.
Metal Man (GM): He sits on his rock, out of range. You electrocute some magma.
Kales Brando: "The magma can't hear you."
Aetos hopes you all know he's dead.
Charles Magellean: "This is a good a time as any to develop some kind of strategy."
Metal Man (GM): *Aetos's corpse bits go over the magma fall.*
Charles Magellean uses the power of the Star Rod to revive Aetos at one life and full health and points at him. "Get up, ya slacker!"
Metal Man (GM): Aetos is revived back next to Charles.
Aetos appears from nothing...
Charles Magellean uses two actions to revive Aetos.
Aetos: "Thanks, Charles."
Charles Magellean: "Confer the strategy to the others."
Aetos: "... Can you mind read spiritual beings or something?"
Charles Magellean: "In your eyes... I could sense you had an idea for one. Now try to develop one with the others. ...Dex, begin rearranging deciphered codes into understandable."
Metal Man (GM): Kales doesn't attack. Again. He merely SUPER defends again.
Kales Brando: "I shall frustrate you to death."
Dex: "Affirmative. Posy mokak."
Metal Man (GM): The rock Kales is standing on is very tall.
Julian Sawyer: *Slashes him some more.*
Dex: "Moop Saykalk."
Metal Man (GM): He super blocks twice. *More dramatic blocking.*
Julian Sawyer: "You tired out now?"
Kales Brando: "Never!" *He gets up... but is he telling the truth?*
Julian Sawyer: "I'll test that out!" *Julian stabs with intent to stab off platform.*
Metal Man (GM): He is stabbed off of the platform... and onto the floor of the opposite side.
Kales Brando: "While you have succeeded at knocking me down, you have wasted many resources you could have used destroying the rock out from under me."
Julian Sawyer: "Whatever."
Aribar tries and looks for a way over to Kales's side of the lava river.
Metal Man (GM): A good jump or two across the rocks which float across the river would do it.
Aribar attempts to dash towards the river and across these rocks then... He ... Probably lands in the lava.
Metal Man (GM): You leap into the lava. Toasty! You are set on fire for 50 damage, then launched into the ceiling and impaled on a stalactite for 50 damage. On the plus side, after un-impaling yourself you could climb across all the stalactites.
Aribar attempts to wall jump from stalagtite to stalactite in an attempt to get to the other side... Hopefully if he falls he has a chance of landing hard on a floating rock instead of lava.
Metal Man (GM): You barely land on the opposite side. That leaves you with one action to use.
Aribar downs a Blue Potion.
Aetos gulps... he walks up to the Super Relic, he holds out his hand to the crystal part and starts chanting 'AkKiMoPoSy'... he attempts to mimic the crystal's power to alter reality... he concentrates deeply in his mind a reality of Kales, and in 1 'round' from now... for him to be struck by a curse, one which turns him into an ordinary shoe... He does this his whole turn, concentrating with all his energy. By the end of his turn, he sacrifices himself to hopefully add extra power into this curse.*
Metal Man (GM): Aetos causes himself a very deadly death. First he is shocked by electricity. Then he is shredded apart. Then his corpse flies into the relic and is vaporized.
Julian Sawyer: "..."
Metal Man (GM): Note to self: Do not touch electrified relics. Or even go near them. And if you're gonna go near them, don't incite their energy with mental madness... When they're currently in use.
Charles Magellean stands proudly having figured out a probable translation. He puts his hands to his face so he can slightly amplify his voice. Then he shouts out, Saying... "KloMPko! ..."
Metal Man (GM): Instead... you hear the dex.
Aribar: "What's with you insane people and your chanting?!"
Dex: "...Another letter deciphered. U."
Metal Man (GM): You may choose something else to shout. As your first probably translation does nothing but echo.
Charles Magellean scans Kales one more time to make sure there is no more coding.
Dex: "All letters now in order make AkKlMoPoSyU. Possibilities include Posu Akkolm and Mop Syrup."
Charles Magellean uses his final two actions to try to translate it and play Bingo.
Dex: "Klomp Okayuo. Plonk Usom. Presumably not a verb. It appears to not be a normal word."
Metal Man (GM): Charles: INT check. You have an idea! Ok. Guess what ti is. Oh. Kapolmsyouk? That is your best INT guess.
Charles Magellean: "It's 'PoK MAko Sluy' !"
Metal Man (GM): Charles had just finished his turn, attempting to guess the nature of the mysterious letters he had decoded. Everyone has managed to get to the same side of the arena as Kales, who is now facing all of you, sword out and ready.
Kales Brando: "Your attacks are useless. I am the ultimate warrior, and I am going to prove it by killing you all!"
Julian Sawyer's still hovering in the air, thanks to Star Board Rocket Boots, and he has Vendetta drawn. He's still Psycho, too. "Bring it!"
Metal Man (GM): Kales, with his sword out, leaps into the air and then flies into Julian diagonally with his sword, before spinning around and slashing Aribar in the right knee and stabbing Digi in the left shoulder. Afterwards he would defend himself. 135 He still manages to hit Aribar... just for 1/2 damage. Oh, right. Yeah. 135 damage it is.
Aribar is killed.
Kales Brando: "I admire your courage. But you may live to fight another day if you dropped your weapon and ran."
Julian Sawyer: "Ah... Good thing I have these!" *Julian takes out a PEZ Dispenser with the KeroKero mascot as the head and takes a tab out, which quickly forms into a can of KeroKero Cola He guzzles the can, then crumples it and throws it over his shoulder, fully healing the party.*
Digifanatic: "Ah, nice."
Julian Sawyer: "Refreshing... Now to business!" *Julian flies at Kales and slashes him up.*
Kales Brando: "Aiiiiyah!"
Metal Man (GM): He strongly parries the first blow before getting slashed by the second.
Digifanatic thinks the Group Drive thing was a bit of a longshot seen as how it's hard to get at Kales, but he still goes for whatever he can. He starts with a simple Fire Punch.
Metal Man (GM): Kales counter-attacks you, trying to stab your fist. *STAB* 135 damage. Too late.
Digifanatic then tries the HBM at him.
Metal Man (GM): He just parries though. Oh, right. They're beams. He fails to reflect the first one, but sends another one deflected into Julian.
Julian Sawyer: *BLARGH!*
Kales Brando: "Do your worst... I cannot be defeated by traditional techniques!"
Julian Sawyer: "Eye Spy him!"
Digifanatic does so.
Metal Man (GM): The Dex is so kind to keep up information on his HP.
Julian Sawyer: "...Forgot they could do that."
Digifanatic: "Quick! Anyone want 100 rings?"
Julian Sawyer: "Yo!"
Digifanatic gives them to Julian since he reacted first. End of turn.
Julian Sawyer: *Catch! Life Up! 3/3!* "NUKE HIM!"
Aribar revives... With a vengeance. The elf fires a Vengeful Thundara at Kales for 244% Electric damage before casting Barrier on himself and wondering if he should use his ultimate spell on this foe...
Julian Sawyer: "And get me a barrier! I need that."
Charles Magellean uses his first action to say a part of the decoded message to see if it's right. "Is some part of it 'SlAy' ?"
Dex: "Match negative. Words S, l, and y appear to have a connection."
Charles Magellean uses another action. "Calucate probability that letters form the word 'Sly' as one part."
Dex: "Possibility of being one part: 10%. Possibility of being in the same word: 100%."
Julian Sawyer: "...YOu could just ask it to decode it."
Charles Magellean reads Julian's message. "Cross reference all deciphered letters to form proper combination."
Kales Brando: "Nonsense. Nothing that machine will tell you can expose a weakness."
Dex: "Bzt. Baaazzzzzzzt. Unknown match in old database discovered."
Metal Man (GM): It begins showing... DNA strands.
Dex: "Match to subject 1A927... Match to subject 1A927... Letter matches name of subject. DNA of target matches subject."
Julian Sawyer: "...What the hell?"
Dex: "Subject is K L U M S Y K O O P A."
Julian Sawyer: "...That turtle thing?"
Aribar snatches a quick glance at Charley... "What's that thing saying about Klumsy?"
Kales Brando: "I don't know what you're talking about. I'm not klumsy, and I'm superior to all of you. And I shall--"
Metal Man (GM): The entire place begins shaking. Suddenly, the magma begins to bubble.... *BAM.*
Julian Sawyer: "Whoa!"
Metal Man (GM): Metal flies out of the ground.
Digifanatic: "Uh oh..."
Aribar: "And you shall now be destroyed."
Julian Sawyer: "About time you go out of there."
Metal Man: "All right. You tried to bury me, you tried to KILL me, and now you're some imposter of Klumsy? I guess I'll have to do... this!"
Julian Sawyer: "'Ey Metal, the Dex is saying that Kales matches this Klumsy fella."
Charles Magellean: "...This makes sense now."
Kales Brando: "I don't care who you think I am. I can even take you on, metallic MONSTER! I'll show you just how much of a moron you really are!"
Metal Man (GM): He leaps into the air, where Metal is hovering, and attempts to slice him three times.
Julian Sawyer: *Gets outta the way.*
Metal Man (GM): He hits... a lot... and very strongly .. He does three impressive hits. Metal takes tons of damage... but his armor prevents him from being killed.
Julian Sawyer: "Mets! You okay?"
Kales Brando: "What? Impossible! My blade can cut through--"
Metal Man: "I just happen to possess technology beyond your means."
Metal Man (GM): Despite Metal being severely cut up, and damaged, Metal lands on the same place as Kales is. Kales tries desperately to finish him off.
Digifanatic: "Oh man... good thing I brought the full load of rings..."
Julian Sawyer: *Winces.*
Digifanatic: "Ohhhhhh maaaaaaaaan..."
Metal Man (GM): Metal takes the full hit... and is STILL standing.
Metal Man: "Try as hard as you might, you cannot take me down fast enough."
Julian Sawyer: "God!"
Digifanatic: "What?! I wouldn't dare survive that!"
Julian Sawyer: "How are you still standing?!"
Metal Man (GM): Metal, full of cuts, magma, and terribly damaged... extremely angry.
Metal Man: "...I... have... the will..." *He begins charging up, and then begins blitzing like some sort of insane dynamo.* "...Eyaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!"
Julian Sawyer: "This ain't gonna end well."
Metal Man fires off a GIGANTIC pulse of electricity directly into Kales.
Kales Brando: "What... ahhhhh!!!!"
Metal Man (GM): BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTT!!!!
Aribar: "... You're gonna have to teach me that, Metal."
Metal Man (GM): 1320 electric damage.
Julian Sawyer: "Awesome."
Charles Magellean: .oO(It's about time he started to carry his own weight around.)
Metal Man: "Destroy... this... monster..."
Julian Sawyer: "You got it!" *Julian guzzles another can of KeroKero Cola and discards the can.*
Kales Brando: "I... I will take you all on... I am not this... Klumsy Koopa... I will destroy Metal Man."
Julian Sawyer: "Love that stuff..." *Julian flies at Kales with Vendetta drawn, slashing at him once.*
Metal Man (GM): He weakly attempts to parry, however the amount of damage Metal did to him sorta made it impossible for him to gather the strength.
Julian Sawyer: *SLASHZOR* "...Awwwwwwwwww yeah!" *O-O-O-O-OOOOOVERDRIVE!*
Digifanatic: "Ah... how I love to help out my friends."
Julian Sawyer quickly replaces Vendetta back in his back pocket, backs up a few feet, then blurs towards Kales, grabbing him by the head. "You're outta here!" *Julian then spins him around a bit, then launches him upwards with much momentum, maybe smacking him into the cave ceiling with a PSYCHO ATLUS TOSSSSSS!*
Metal Man (GM): He is hit by that as well.
Julian Sawyer: *KLUDD!* *<---sound of Kales crashing into ceiling. He backs up back to the group as Kales falls back to the floor so as to avoid that nasty counter attack he used last time.*
Kales Brando: "I... will not... be defeated..."
Digifanatic quickly examines the Dex for HP.
Julian Sawyer: "Looks like you're on the track to it!"
Digifanatic: "Oh yeah, we're close." *He tries another HBM for the sake of being a ranged move.*
Charles Magellean: .oO(Such a powerful sword. But by the time I'll get over there, it will forever be lost.)
Metal Man (GM): He deflects one into Julian's face and is hit by the other.
Julian Sawyer: "YEARGH!"
Digifanatic: "I still have rings, but I can't take a chance. We're too close for me to go insane." *He does though try one Celestial Fury. *Wonder Crit**
Metal Man (GM): He just lets you hit him.
Digifanatic tries one Thunderstorm for variety sake.
Metal Man (GM): He's hit again... he's just standing there.
Aribar casts Barrier on Julian (Half physical damage for 3 rounds) before firing a Thundara and an Aeroblast at the lizard. 122% Electric and 122% Wind damage.
Charles Magellean uses his first action to dex Kales for health.
Metal Man (GM): Strangely enough, the name for the entry is now 'Klumsy Koopa'
Charles Magellean will join the others. He jumps down to the rocks flowing along the magma river and goes to jump across them.
Metal Man (GM): The 'Kales' is now considered... a nickname? Charles: Jump check. Charles manages to leap across; the volcanic activity has slowed down.
Charles Magellean arrives with the others. "I have come to aid in the final moments of this fight."
Julian Sawyer: "'Bout time."
Kales Brando: "You... are just... insane... you will never... amount... to anything!"
Metal Man (GM): He waves his sword at Charles.
Charles Magellean: "One day... one day, lizard." *He uses his third action to turn Psychotic and to use one an attack. He fires a Hyper Rocket of Destruction.*
Metal Man (GM): He sorta swings at it, and is hit.
Charles Magellean: *200%. End of turn.*
Kales Brando: "For... for Turion!"
Digifanatic: .oO(I dunno if Ari's too happy with that one...)
Kales Brando: *Stabs Charles in the chest, whips around and slashes Metal in the side, then runs up to Julian and goes nuts, hitting him twice.*
Metal Man takes the two hits, but they aren't strong enough to kill him yet. Amazing!
Julian Sawyer: *Not dead!*
Metal Man takes a glancing blow... nothing to be worried about.
Kales Brando: "You... will not... defeat me! I am the most powerful swordsman on this planet."
Metal Man: "Most powerful swordsman to this!"
Charles Magellean is a couple hundred away from becoming to embracing death.
Metal Man gets out his wand of wonder and smacks Kales twice, before then angrily smacking him.
Metal Man (GM): He's smacked once and parries the other blow. Metal attacks with... the BOWLING BALL POLISHER
Metal Man: "EAT POLISHING TOOL!!!"
Metal Man (GM): Kales moves to parry it... but the attack is too unorthodox for him to react to. And that sends him down to... 10 HP.
Julian Sawyer: "This has gone on long enough! Gonna end it right now!" *Julian reaches into his back pocket and fishes around, aiming to pull out Vendetta, but instead he pulls out... A Cube.*
Digifanatic: "Be our hero."
Kales Brando: "I... shall not... lose..."
Julian Sawyer: "...Where'd I get this?" *The cube poofs and turns into a adorable kitty* "...Okay."
Digifanatic: "Julian, experiment after we kill him."
Julian Sawyer: "EAT CAT, EVILDOER!" *Julian rears back, and launches the cat at Kales' head in an attempt to kill him in the most humilating way possible.*
Mortal Kombat Voice: "CAT FATALITY!"
Metal Man (GM): He is hit in the head by the cat. Which then claws him up and poofs. He falls backwards onto some sharp rocks. You hear some loud cracks.
Digifanatic: "Hang on now boys!"
Julian Sawyer: "...Wow, that worked!"
Metal Man (GM): He's got cuts up and down his body. Blood oozes from his wounds.
Julian Sawyer: "I'm awesome!"
Metal Man (GM): Yes.
Kales Brando: "I... cannot... lose!"
Aribar rushes over to Kales. On the way past he tosses a Blue Potion to Metal.
Digifanatic: "Face the facts, sucker."
Metal Man (GM): He stands up... and reaches his hands out. ...That artifact-y wand appears in his hands.
Julian Sawyer: "..."
Kales Brando: "I will not let you win!"
Julian Sawyer: "This ain't good..."
Metal Man (GM): He raises the wand up... and begins firing magical attacks everywhere ..But if that wasn't bad enough...
Aribar: "Piffle!" *The elf dives to the ground.*
Julian Sawyer: "HOLY SH-!" *MAGIC'D!*
Metal Man (GM): He suddenly glows darkly.
Julian Sawyer: *Tries to dodge the Magic Parade!*
Metal Man (GM): You manage to dodge the hail of projectiles...
Metal Man leaps out of the way of the magic-throwing Kales.
Kales Brando: "This staff makes me unbeatable. Nothing can stand in my way! Die!" *He haphazardly blows up pieces of the cavern.* "I must... I must... destroy!"
Charles Magellean: *The magic that was flown everywhere activates the Star Rod on its own. The stars flutter to the ground, reviving Charles in the process.*
Metal Man (GM): His voice changes.
Julian Sawyer: "...Anyone thinking run?"
Charles Magellean gets up.
The Void: "Ahahahahahahahah! You will all die!"
Metal Man: "What the... it can't be!"
Julian Sawyer: "...You've got to fucking kidding me. THE VOID?!"
The Void: "This magic wand has kept me prisoner for many a decade... I destroyed the civilization of these worthless lizards! Free at last... Free to destroy everything!"
Julian Sawyer: "WE JUST BLEW YOU UP A FEW MONTHS AGO!"
Aribar gets up from the ground. "Just how many incarnations of yourself are there?"
The Void: "What? You must be mistaken... I was trapped in this wand for millennia."
Charles Magellean: "The Void... The Void..."
The Void: "The powerful will of this user... has freed me at last. Some unconnected reason, I would guess."
Aribar: "... Well, if it wasn't you then it was a darn good imitation!"
Julian Sawyer: "You mean the only Voids we've fought have been imitations?!"
The Void: "Imitation? No one can imitate me. You clearly do not belong in this dimension! And now, to..."
Metal Man (GM): A warp opens up from behind him.
The Void: "Ahhhhhhh!!!!!"
Julian Sawyer: "..."
Digifanatic: "Now could this be?"
Metal Man (GM): He and Kales are suddenly sucked into it.
Julian Sawyer: "Wll, that takes care of him..."
Digifanatic: "Or not..."
Metal Man (GM): ...You'd also notice Kales turning into a koopa before dissappearing into the portal. The portal itself closed. All of you wondering what the heck just happened.
Julian Sawyer: "...Okay, I'm confused."
Aribar: "..." *The elf turns around to the others.* "Anyone know what just happened?"
Metal Man (GM): The wand remains on the ground... at least, until it begins to glow.
Charles Magellean: "I'm up for putting this little incursion to the side and wondering about it later."
Digifanatic: "Don't look at me."
Metal Man (GM): ...Ahhh! The light! The entire place is lit up blindingly. You feel your wounds healed... END OF BATTLE +20,000 EXP
Julian Sawyer: *Good thing he's wearing blue shades... They're not very good shades by now, but whatever.
Metal Man (GM): Before the light finishes, you see Schnelltott fall into the magma, and float away.
Metal Man (GM): *TSEER* You reappear... in the big room ..Where Mewtwo is... at the desk.
Mewtwo: "About time that you came back from that volcanic pit."
Julian Sawyer: "..."
Charles Magellean: "Your stone prison broken?"
Julian Sawyer: "What the hell? Aren't you a statue?"
Aribar: "Good to see you here... Where ever here is."
Mewtwo: "The staff which you built out of relics from the ruins on this planet freed us and rebuilt the stadium."
Julian Sawyer: "... My brain hurts..."
Aribar: "... On Nintendus or Turion?"
Mewtwo: "This is Turion, unfortunately. However, in the short time you were gone after we were rebuilt... A dramatic set of events happened."
Julian Sawyer: "Ow..."
Mewtwo: "That appearance of The Void... That was actually the first appearance of him."
Mewtwo: "This dimension... is in a different time, earlier than Nintendus."
Julian Sawyer: "..."
Digifanatic: "I suspected that when you first said that."
Aribar: "Great... I hate time travel."
Mewtwo: "Kales... was actually the precursor to Klumsy. He was sent to Nintendus... of the time of the formation of the Questers."
Julian Sawyer: "I need an asprin..."
Mewtwo: "According to logs, he will be bitten by a radioactive Rick Moranis."
Julian Sawyer: "He's funny."
Aribar: .oO(Huh... At least this means we won't have to fight the Void again.)
Mewtwo: "The Void, there, was sent into some sort of null space... I suspect it is Kuja's. Thus explaining how The Void became Kuja's slave."
Julian Sawyer: .oO(How'd he get radioactive...)
Charles Magellean: "So that was supposed to happen."
Mewtwo: "His mind was probably modified and erased to fit Kuja's use... yes. Any other way would have destroyed history as we know it."
Julian Sawyer: "...Okay..."
Mewtwo: "And the staff... destroyed. It was an ancient relic which held The Void. The truth is, all of the ruins here that you were in were Stadium ruins."
Julian Sawyer: "...Duh."
Mewtwo: "The Void destroyed an early Lizardman civilization. However, he destroyed it so much, only the relics you gathered were left of it. That is why the lizardmen thought the Stadium ruins were holy. Our warp room is active. However... I am afraid only you, the Questers, shall be able to go to Nintendus. Kuja would destroy the stadium on sight and re-imprison us."
Aribar: "And you think he would do less to us?"
Mewtwo: "He, however, has no such power over you. Otherwise he would have done it."
Julian Sawyer: "Yeah... he said something about not being able to kill us."
Mewtwo: "You are far stronger than you were before. He might actually be unable to defeat you... but little is known."
Charles Magellean: "Since I am a Quester 3 times over, it means I have that same 'safeguard' as well."
Mewtwo: "Kales knew everything about the ruins when you first met him. It is apparent that The Void had infiltrated his mind when he first breached the seal on those Stadium ruins. The real Kales, well, is far more like Klumsy, if you knew him."
Charles Magellean: "We thank you for this revelation."
Julian Sawyer: "I need to lay down..."
Mewtwo: "The lizardmen, emancipated, are going to have a democratic government. The only thing we have left is to begin the attack on Nintendus."
Charles Magellean: "Now perhaps it is time to begin your explanation."
Aribar shakes his head. "I still don't think we're ready to even think about facing Kuja."
Mewtwo: "What else is there to explain? Kuja... after you defeated Kales like that, you could probably take on Kuja himself if you had to."
Metal Man: "And I'll help, of course."
Charles Magellean: "After Kuja become the God of Nintendus and he banished us. This isn't about defeating him."
Mewtwo: "What is it? I know little of the taking of the Stadium. It was quick, and it was severe."
Charles Magellean: "What happened to you, the Smashers and Nintendus?"
Mewtwo: "All of Nintendus was destroyed."
Julian Sawyer: "All of it? Wasn't he supposed to be their god or something?"
Mewtwo: "Everything. Including most of the Stadium. Oh no, he did not kill the people. Instead, he destroyed every piece of landscape and building and began rebuilding it in his own image."
Julian Sawyer: "...Creepy."
Charles Magellean: "An enormous ego."
Mewtwo: "I don't know what happened much after that... he came in and attacked the Smashers en masse."
Julian Sawyer: "Turned 'em all into statues and sent 'em here?"
Mewtwo: "That is basically it."
Digifanatic: "What I was gonna say..."
Mewtwo: "Professor Oak had been researching some sort of strange technology before it happened."
Charles Magellean: "Did he do anything else to other planets?"
Mewtwo: "I believe that fell into Kuja's hand. I don't know. However, he appeared preoccupied with literally changing Nintendus with his will. If you want answers, the portal awaits you."
Charles Magellean: "What will happen when we enter?"
Mewtwo: "You shall be sent to the Stadium in Kuja's Nintendus. Whatever is happening there... I do not know."
Digifanatic: "And will the Smashers stay here?"
Mewtwo: "Lest you want them turned into statues, yes."
Julian Sawyer: "A'ight..."
Digifanatic: "Just making sure."
Metal Man: "We have no time to waste. We better get going, before any more time passes."
Julian Sawyer: "...Wouldn't we be recognized as well? And attacked?"
Digifanatic: "Oh, yeah..."
Julian Sawyer: "With violence?"
Mewtwo: "Do you want to save Nintendus or live in exile forever?"
Julian Sawyer: "...Right then."
Mewtwo: "You should be able to fight anything that is thrown at you... a lot of the enemies on this planet were Kuja's own creations."
Julian Sawyer: "Even those damn shield crabs?"
Mewtwo: "...Those seem more of The Void's choice."
Digifanatic: "And they might consider us heretics or something for hating the 'almighty' of the planet... but hey, gotta do what you can."
Julian Sawyer: "Alright then... Onward!" *Into the portal.*
Charles Magellean: "I wonder what will happen to this world since Kales is no longer here. No time to wonder..."
Metal Man: "The free lizardmen shall live whatever way they choose... and probably worship you for freeing them. We must go. There is no time to wait." *He begins walking to the newly rebuilt Warp Room.*
Aribar frowns as he follows Metal... "I still don't think we're ready, or at least properly rested..."
Julian Sawyer: *Is headin' that way alread.*
Digifanatic: "Wait a sec, Julian."
Charles Magellean: "It is time I return to the barren world of Nintendus and begin my own plans once again."
Metal Man: "Every second we waste, Kuja can become just as much more powerful and just as much more ready."
Charles Magellean: "This time, things will be different." *He goes inside the portal to new Nintendus.*
Julian Sawyer: "...What?"
Metal Man enters the dark portal to Nintendus.
Digifanatic follows. "Well... Let's roll."
Julian Sawyer: "...Whatever." *ENTER!*
Metal Man (GM): *WARP* Onto... Nintendus!
Aribar: .oO(I still fail to see how ten hours or so of rest would be worse than taking him on while we're still winded and wounded from the last battle.) *He enters the portal.*
Metal Man (GM): *END OF SEASON V.*
Metal Man (GM): CarboHydroM_-_Ride_The_Star(Kirby_Superstar).mp3 CREDITS GMs Metal Man Nick Caligo Main Characters Aribar Digifantic Gujin_Hisaki Metal Man Wolfman Aetos Locos Docos Jinarceg Nick Caligo And the cast of Season 3 Denon: "I'll get you yet, silly people!" Special Thanks Pat V *THE END* And that ends... Season V. Which was, in all reality, supposed to be mostly a Summer Season.