Super Smash Quest - Story - Chapter 329: Angry Antimatter Attrition

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Date: February 28th and March 1st & 2nd, 2007.
Metal Man (GM): The session starts... but not by Quester HQ. No. Instead it is actually on the outskirts of the MM2 base. A single troop in their armor has wandered off from the group to check out some strange ruins nearby.
Soldier: "This is... fascinating! The technology... it's at least a hundred years beyond our time."
Metal Man (GM): He picks up a vaguely emerald-shaped gem. It glows... he pushes away another bush and finds a machine surrounded by many of them.
Soldier: "...$$$! I could make a fortune off of this! And the MM2 could rule this planet! The sensors say... say... these have power like the chaos emeralds! Now... to take these--"
Metal Man (GM): A large, metallic boot steps out of nowhere in front of him.
Soldier: "...!!!"
Metal Man (GM): He turns to see... well. Not even the camera can tell who it is, but they're tall. Their eyes glow red, too.
???: "You... are not worthy of my test."
Soldier: "...What test? I found these first. Finders Keepers, man!"
???: "...But I... found your soul."
Metal Man (GM): The mysterious being moves quickly, and before the Soldier can react, he is blown into a million pieces by an explosion. The mysterious being steps to the crater, and recovers a single chip.
???: "Hm... the same technology used by Kuja... what fools." He crushes it, then turns away, leaving the pieces of the soldier strewn about... and the scene fading out.
Metal Man (GM): Meanwhile, on the Q.S. Seeker, The main screen shows a satellite. Ivo Robotnik talks alongside it--a hologram of him, that is.
Julian's in his chair, feet up as usual.
Ivo Robotnik: "Mwoo hoo hoo! You must really like me--this is the second of my missions in a row!"
Dragoshi: *Leaning 'gainst a wall.*
Alexia leans up against a wall also. It's the new fad!
Ivo Robotnik: "Now, for your mission today."
Leo Crayson: *Leans against a wall as well.*
Ivo Robotnik: *Points to the cannon extension on the satellite.*
Harnit stands in attendance with the other Questers... And by stand I mean on his tip toes to see the screen. He now has the new Quester Emblem pinned to the side of his robe...
Ivo Robotnik: "This is a Three Powers satellite."
Dragoshi: "...Huh. Peculiar."
Ivo Robotnik: "It possesses a rare, incomplete Antimatter cannon."
Alexia: "And you want it, yes?"
Azure makes his way into the room though no book in hand. The monk moves to a side wall and listens in on the usual briefing.
Ivo Robotnik: "Unfortunately... it is mostly shut down. Following the destruction of the rest of the fleet, probably. Yes. Yes I do. But the cannon itself is of little value."
Dragoshi: "...Why's that so?"
Ivo Robotnik: "What I want is an electronic schematic. ...The cannon is incomplete, and has been deactivated for The Void knows how long."
Dragoshi: "...Of course."
Ivo Robotnik: "This should be the easiest mission you've had in a while. Get in, download a schematic, get out. I can produce the rest."
Alexia: "...Ha."
Harnit: "Why do you need the cannon?"
Alexia: "It's NEVER easy."
Dragoshi: "I doubt it'll be THAT easy."
Ivo Robotnik: "My Master Egg MK3 wouldn't be the same without one. Plus it can destroy things... very effectively."
Dragoshi: "...That and you really don't want to leave any... Yea. That."
Azure: "Are there any defenses we need be made aware of that would hinder the speed of this task?"
Ivo Robotnik: "...Nope. In fact you'll be supplying most of the atmosphere in there."
Harnit blinks and shrugs, still not sure why the fat man would want something like that...
Metal Man (GM): SIMBER drops a heavy box by the portal.
Alexia: "What's that?"
Dragoshi: "...fuh?"
Ivo Robotnik: "An oxygen factory."
Dragoshi: "Ah."
Ivo Robotnik: "If you're ready, you may proceed."
Metal Man (GM): The warp opens to the satellite.
Alexia masks up and enters the warp.
Leo Crayson: "...I hope this easy like Ivo said." *grabs his mask and heads into the warp.*
Harnit starts towards the warp.
SIMBER: "...You don't need a mask. It's in outer space."
Azure puts his hands inside his gi and then begins to make his way to the portal warping away.
Dragoshi: "...I presume we need the box, though."
SIMBER: "This oxygen thing--" *He shoves it into the warp.* "--only makes breathable air."
Dragoshi: "...A-thank-you." *Enters za warupo.*
Leo Crayson: "So we need suits?"
Alexia takes it along anyways, just in case.
Leo Crayson: "...Nevermind."
SIMBER: "No. The oxygen thing shall make the satellite inhabitable."
Julian: "...Whatever." *Julian swings up to his feet and heads into the warp.*
Leo Crayson: *walks into the warp.*
Metal Man (GM): WARP.
Julian: *Questers are GOOOOOOOO!*
Metal Man (GM): Destination: Three Powers Satellite. The Questers appear aboard an all-metal room. They're on the eastern-most room of the satellite; a two-metal sliding hatch that is locked blocks the way in. The panel on it is dark; in fact the satellite is only lit from outer space.
Dragoshi: "...Okay. Who wants to bust down the door?"
Harnit looks about the room. "Do you think there's aliens here?"
Leo Crayson: "Who knows..."
Azure: "One could try to look for a simple panel first..."
Dragoshi: "...What if the panel, doesn't, yanno, work?"
Leo Crayson: "I'm cool with breaking the door down . "
Dragoshi: *Checks the panel... That is, if it's in an obvious spot.*
Harnit looks at the lock holding the door shut and taps it with his staff.
Metal Man (GM): It's a obvious panel. There's no lock; the doors are magnetically sealed. The panel has two buttons: Open, and close. And an LED display... but the LED is off.
Dragoshi: *Presses a button on it to see if it works.*
Metal Man (GM): There's no power, so pressing buttons does nothing.
Dragoshi: "...Nope. Nothin'"
Azure: "I see..."
Leo Crayson: "Well, want me to try to break the door down, I could try to burn a hole through it if that might work."
Harnit stands back and tries to think of something he could do here...
Alexia: "...Search the walls."
Leo Crayson: "Okay." *begins to search the walls for a power supply.*
Alexia: "There has to be a backup power supply somewhere, or else they'd be trapped if the power failed."
Metal Man (GM): There's none on this space craft---otherwise it'd have power.
Harnit: "Maybe we could make our own power?"
Leo Crayson: "That could work."
Alexia: "HOW?!"
Dragoshi: "...Or it could fail and not even power it up worth a darn. I suspect the latter."
Alexia: "...Okay, but unless we have a big piece of carpet, we're hosed."
Leo Crayson: "Hmmm..." .o0(Idiots...) "I can use my lightning spell?"
Harnit: "Ahh... That could work."
Dragoshi: "...I could use Indignation in order to assist, but I still say this idea might fail. ...Or suspecting how things'll go WILL."
Julian: "Ain't we got somethin' that disables magnets or somethin'?"
Alexia: "...Er, that'll probably end in pain in one form or another, right?"
Leo Crayson: "What, like rubber or something?"
Julian: *Uses the dex to get a reading on the sturdiness of the door.*
Alexia: "Hmm... Could we somehow drain off the magnetism from the magnet?"
Leo Crayson: "How would we do that?"
Dragoshi: "Yes. How?"
Alexia: "I dunno. I'm just grasping for ideas."
Dex: "The door is only about 2 inches thick. It is meant for casual entry/exits."
Julian: "Let's bust it down, then. "
Dragoshi: "...Finally." *Pulls out his scythe.*
Leo Crayson: "Hmmm, Couldn't we just melt the door down with some fire attacks?"
Julian: "Stop bein' so complicated." *Julian reaches into the inside of his vest and pulls out a Sledgehammer.*
Harnit stands back from the soon-to-be-destroyed door.
Alexia steps back alongside Harnit.
Dragoshi: "Okay... Let's do this."
Leo Crayson: "Ehh..." *steps back.*
Julian: "I go high, you go low. I dunno how good that scythe's gonna be, though."
Alexia: "Lesson one, Harnit. Things like this usually end in bad ways."
Julian: *gets into position.*
Dragoshi: "...It's a laser scythe." *Does the same.*
Julian: "No weight behind it. One."
Harnit: "... Then why do we do them this way?"
Julian: "Two. Three!" *Swing for the fences!*
Alexia: *without blinking.* "Because we're all idiots."
Dragoshi: "I'll just have to exert some FORCE, then." *Swing for the fences II: Low road edition!*
Leo Crayson: *looks to Harnit.* "Hey, I don't think we've met yet, I'm Leo."
Harnit does a slight bow to Leo. "Harnit Barute, at your service."
Leo Crayson: "Nice to meet you."
Metal Man (GM): Julian knocks down the door, and there is a larger hallway-type room. Sitting in there is a very cold, dusty Sonic. He's wearing a visor apparatus. He awakens upon seeing the group.
Dragoshi: "Lesson two. Sometimes this is the only way we can get by stuff like this, as I sometimes hate to say i-...What the fuh?"
Julian: "'Lex, 'fore you start fillin' the kid's head wit' garbage, check yo' facts... Hello, what we got here..."
Sonic: "Woah! Don't tell me you're one of Eggman's people! I can't let him get the weapon up here... " *He falls to one knee.* "But this place has been killing me too... I can't last much longer... but if you're after it, I'll fight to the end!"
Julian: "Whoa whoa whoa, we ain't here for a weapon. We're here for a... what we here for again, Drago?"
Dragoshi: "...Let" *Pulls out Dex, switches it to text only and checks to see what za mission is.*
Alexia: "Hold it, hold it, hold it. We're not gonna harm you." *She walks over to Sonic and helps him up.*
Dex: "Find the scheme to the Antimatter Cannon."
Alexia: "...You okay?"
Metal Man (GM): That is definitely a weapon.
Dragoshi: "Find the schematics."
Sonic: "No, I'm not. And I can't just let you go further without knowing why you're here."
Julian: "Yeah. So like I said, we ain't here for the weapon."
Sonic: "How can I trust you on that?" He sticks a finger right at Julian's chest. "Eggman's routinely sent mercenaries up here..."
Azure: "Is this 'Schematic' like one of those round disks or scrolling words on those 'Computer screens'?"
Sonic: "Schematic? I knew it!" He leaps back. "That cannon can't be had by anyone! It's too dangerous. Even for Eggman."
Dragoshi: "Even if we were to plan to use it for good? ...Meh."
Harnit frowns. "Then why did he want it?"
Leo Crayson: "...I had a feeling this wasn't gonna be easy..."
Julian: "Look man... animal... thing, I'm jus' doin' my job. Guess who's in the way of me doin' it."
Harnit then shakes his head, remembering a little too late what Ivo said...
Alexia: *snapping.* "Shut up, Julian."
Dragoshi: "'Sides, I refuse to fight you in your current condition. It seems a bit... Unfair in all reality."
Harnit: "Nevermind what I just said... Can we make a deal?"
Sonic: "I've taken on tougher before." He wags a finger. "Eggman never plays nice, even when he seems to be on your side. He just takes the most convenient route to world domination. Think! What would he do with an antimatter cannon?"
Alexia: "...Blow things up?"
Sonic: "Now you've got it. And guess what he'd blow up?"
Alexia: "Us?"
Dragoshi: "...This is getting ridiculous."
Julian: "Hey, I know we're walkin' into a trap. I never trust Ivo farther than I can throw him."
Dragoshi: "Mhm..."
Julian: "But I ain't the one that choose to ally wit' him. Like I said, I'm jus' doin' my job."
Harnit looks to Alexia. "Does this go back to that idiot thing?"
Sonic: "Well, why don't you work with us, then? You can find the schematics--and give them to Tails instead! Eggman is only interested in destruction. We, on the other hand, could turn it into a more peaceful device."
Alexia: "Sounds good to me."
Harnit: "That sounds... Nicer."
Dragoshi: "...Hmph. I doubt it. Usually, when something sounds like-Sod it. I'll let you live in your little happy land."
Julian: "Sounds good to me. Mission didn't say anythin' about who to give the schematics to."
Alexia nods. "Screw Ivo, then."
Dragoshi: "...That doesn't me-Fuck it. I'm not even going to argue."
Sonic: "Like a fellow like me would play tricks on you? That's not my style." He turns ahead. "Since you decided not to go with the Egghead, I think I'll help you."
Harnit: "... Can I ask you a question, Mr. Blue, ah... Man?"
Alexia: "Need a heal?"
Sonic: "...I'm a hedgehog, not a man. What is it? ...I could use a bit more energy than I have right now. A complete lack of oxygen tends to drain all my rings."
Harnit: "Why didn't you take these... Schematics... Things... And go somewhere else?"
Dragoshi: "...rings?"
Alexia: "Rings? ...Eh."
Julian: "You like mushrooms?"
Alexia closes her eyes and begins Mending Sonic.
Sonic: "I was defending them from Eggman's henchmen."
Azure: "Let me assist you then." *He waves his hands and an azure flow of energy washes over Sonic.*
Sonic: "You guys look like you could destroy the cannon for me, though."
Azure: "He did fail to mention you at all..."
Julian: "That works too..."
Sonic: "Yes... I sort of played dead to throw him off my trail." He laughs nervously. "He was close to killing me and my buddies, after all."
Metal Man (GM): He is fully healed. He brushes the dust off of himself.
Alexia: "...Buddies? Hrm. We've only found the fox so far."
Sonic: "Hm... it has been a while since I have felt myself. Thanks." He kicks the door ahead open. "Oh, yeah. All of us... Tails is all right? That's good to know. Now, this place should be pretty simple to walk through, unless you guys haven't been in a space station before." He runs ahead--much faster than you can--down the long hallway connecting the East section to the main station.
Alexia: "Geez..."
Dragoshi: "..." *Tries to follow him at max speeds... Which is prolly' still slower than him.*
Metal Man (GM): Much slower.
Alexia follows at maximum speed.
Harnit: "Onward and forward then! ... I think." *Starts down the hallway.*
Julian: "Well, let's go." *Julian jogs after him. His speed ought to help a little bit.*
Metal Man (GM): In a way, it was good the group didn't fight him--they probably would have had a very low chance of hitting him.
Alexia: "Now are the times that make me glad I'm on the telekinetic branch."
Azure well get there... eventually...
Metal Man (GM): The group finally reaches the door to the main part of the station. However... it is glowing orange.
Harnit catches up to the others... Eventually. "You people... Run... Too fast!"
Sonic: "Woah. That isn't supposed to glow... I wonder why it is doing that just now?"
Julian: "...I'm guessin' that ain't good."
Dragoshi: "...Is it supposed to glow like tha-...Of course."
Julian: *Go Go Gadget Dex.*
Dragoshi: "It's NEVER this goddamn easy." *Rolls eyes.*
Dex: "This is a force field of some kind. Probably made of X-zone energy."
Alexia: *deadpan.* "Whee."
Dragoshi: "...It's like a bad running gag with the 'easy' missions." *Shakes head in discuss, and pulls out the Vendetta machinegun.*
Sonic: "Hm... I've heard of that before... but I didn't know it'd be all the way up here."
Julian: "Knock it down, Drago."
Dragoshi: "My thoughts exactly." *Tries to shoot it down like a-...Something.*
Metal Man (GM): Dragoshi shoots it... a few holes appear in the field.
Dragoshi: "Yep. The 'ol field killer." *CONTINUE.*
Azure: "The good doctor is vastly misinformed..."
Alexia: "Uh, Dragoshi, I have a bad feeling about this..."
Leo Crayson: *catches up to the others.*
Harnit takes a few steps back. "It worked last time..."
Alexia steps back a bit, too.
Dragoshi: "...You do know at this point, bad feelings about things are pretty much a staple part of this whole dang job?"
Julian: "You always got a bad feelin'."
Leo Crayson: *steps back.*
Alexia: "Sure. So, what do you want on your tombstone, and can I have your room?"
Leo Crayson: "...Who's the blue hedgehog?"
Dragoshi: "..."
Leo Crayson: I'm just screwing with you." *chuckles.*
Dragoshi: *Ignores Alexia... Continues shooting down the field...*
Alexia: "Want me to hit him once or twice?"
Harnit walks over to Leo and whispers, "Who is he?"
Dragoshi: "How about you don't."
Leo Crayson: *whispers.* "I don't know..."
Sonic: "That's Sonic the Hedgehog to you, buddy!" He nods and runs... and into the main room.
Leo Crayson: *whispers.* "I think he is a mutated hedgehog..."
Metal Man (GM): There's a massive computer in here, and it's still off-line... hm. The door opened.
Julian: "Everybody in!" *go go go!*
Harnit: "Oh... Sonic... The Hedgehog. Huh..." *Follows the hedgehog...*
Leo Crayson: *goes in.*
Dragoshi: *Enter...*
Alexia heads in.
Sonic: "The schematics should be in that computer. But there's no power! Which makes that force field even more suspicious..."
Dragoshi: "Then we'll just have to find some way to power it up the, obviousl-...Yeaaa."
Leo Crayson: "I can give it some power."
Sonic: "Go ahead, then. It looks like it needs it."
Leo Crayson: *starts to charge up a bolt of lightning.*
Harnit stands back and looks about the room as Leo goes to work.
Alexia: "Er, a lightning bolt to the computer might not be the best idea."
Azure: "There are a number of suspicious things about all this. Given the short amount of time between each instance makes things rest uneasy."
Leo Crayson: "You sure?"
Harnit: "It'd provide power... Electricity and everything..."
Leo Crayson: "I won't make it too powerful."
Alexia: "Then shouldn't we find the main power source and zap THAT?"
Dragoshi: *Looks around for the main power source..."
Leo Crayson: "...Whatever."
Sonic: "...The main power source is busted."
Dragoshi: "...That's what we need to be told in the first place." *Facepalm.*
Leo Crayson: "So, Let me do this then."
Alexia: "Yeaaaah... or we could, y'know, fix it."
Leo Crayson: "...Is Garrick here?"
Dragoshi: "...Or, yanno, it might not be that simple. Really. Nothing's THAT easy."
Sonic: "You just need a power source."
Julian: "Any idea where we might find one?"
Harnit: "Isn't lightning a power source?"
Leo Crayson: "Yeah."
Dragoshi: "Yes."
Leo Crayson: "So that makes me the power source."
Sonic: "Those boxes you use work on something, right? I mean, they don't just power themselves... and this is a computer just like them."
Julian: "...Right, forgot about that." *Looks for a place to hook up his Dex.*
Dragoshi: *Follows suit.*
Julian: *Go Julian!*
Harnit: "... Don't the boxes give us air, that we need, though?"
Dragoshi: *Nevermind...*
Julian: "That's a whole 'nother box."
Dragoshi: "Wrong box."
Metal Man (GM): The Questers find one. In fact, there's a power port for it... they haven't changed much.
Harnit shrugs and takes a few steps back...
Julian: *Plug it in, plug it in!*
Metal Man (GM): It lights up... but then it turns right off again.
Dragoshi: "...And, of course."
Leo Crayson: "...Well, now what?"
Julian: *Checks for more than one port.*
Metal Man (GM): No, in fact the computer appears to be perfectly functional... ????
Azure: "Give it a moment. I'm sure a reaction may happen."
Metal Man (GM): Somebody appears behind everyone... in spotlights, too!
Leo Crayson: "It does---huh?" *turns around.*
Dragoshi: *charge up, turn around.* "..."
Metal Man (GM): Two... people?
James: "Prepare for trouble!"
Julian: *Oh snap! Turn around!*
Jesse: "Make that double!"
Julian: "...You gotta be fuckin' KIDDING ME."
Dragoshi: "...Okay."
Julian: "Take 'em out!"
Dragoshi: "This has changed from ridiculous to RETARDED."
Harnit blinks at the two... Oddly dressed... People...
James: "To protect the world... er... satellite... er... Robotnik's plans from devastation!"
Dragoshi: "In TEN SECONDS EVEN."
Leo Crayson: "Who the hell are these freaks??"
Julian goes to clobber Jesse before they can finish. His hair shall be avenged!
Harnit: "Are you rhyming?"
Julian: *BOOYAH.*
Jesse: "To denounce the evils of truth... er... uh... lies and ha--OOF!"
Dragoshi: "...Yes. Annoyinkly."
James: "To extend our reach... we're already in space... uh... beyond infinity!"
Dragoshi: *Shoots James with the flames from the machinegun o' dewm.*
Jesse: "Mmmph Mpph--" *shoves Julian away.* "Jesse!"
Julian: *PUNCH HER TO DEATH.* >:O
James: "James!"
Doopliss: *Blocks Julian's attack.* "DOOPLISS!!!"
Dragoshi: "...Okay."
Leo Crayson: "...Oh hell, not you again."
Harnit: "... Doopliss?"
Dragoshi: "This is making LESS sense than it SHOULD."
Leo Crayson: *takes out his sword.*
James: "...You don't get it, do you? Ivo Robotnik hired us to get the cannon too!"
Dragoshi: "...Wait. I thought you... Well, this is funtastic."
Harnit: "James? ... Jesse? ... Is this shout-out-your-name-time?"
Dragoshi: *Sets up another charge.*
Jesse: "But you're helping that rat... it looks just like Pikachu!"
Julian: "I'm gonna rip yo' scalp right offa your head!"
Dragoshi: "If it is, then I'm shooting the next person who yells out their name."
Doopliss: "I was also hired. Since Meowth defected to selling things on the black market, I take his place. You jokers make me laugh... heh heh heh heh!!!"
Leo Crayson: "I'll stab the next person who does ANYTHING stupid."
Dragoshi: "...Oh, please."
James: "So... get out of the way and let us at the computer!"
Sonic: "What? Let people who can't sing touch a weapon of mass destruction? Never!"
Julian: "How about you three muthafuckas get the hell off this space station 'fore I MAKE you get off?"
Jesse: *Becomes angry.* "What do you mean I can't sing? It's his fault I messed up my part!"
Dragoshi: "No."
Leo Crayson: "Did Ivo want us all to be here?"
Dragoshi: "You just suck at singing." :p
Doopliss: "I'm afraid it isn't that easy, slick. Either you pay us more than Eggman or you get clobbered."
James: "And we improved our weapons!"
Harnit: "... How much is he paying you?"
Dragoshi: "Or, how about we kick your sad arse like last time?"
Metal Man (GM): Jesse takes out... an atomic blender.
Leo Crayson: "...Okay..."
Jesse: "Come any closer to me and I'll make sure more than your hair is blended!"
Dragoshi: "...I'm stealing that just 'cause it's so stupid it's funny and it'll prolly' make an awesome trophy." >_>
Metal Man (GM): James then takes out a weed whacker on steroids.
James: "And I'll chop up anyone who gets close to me!"
Metal Man (GM): Then Doopliss takes out an outboard motor.
Dragoshi: "...Great. Now I can't decide which to steal now."
Doopliss: "We'll take you to the cleaners, then bleach you to death!"
Sonic: "I've had enough of these losers. You guys take them out while I get the schematics!"
Leo Crayson: "...Okay." *hurls a fire ball at Jesse's hair.*
Metal Man (GM): She ducks under it.
Jesse: "Never hurl fireballs at me when I'm TALKING!"
Metal Man (GM): She runs at Leo with the blender... starting the battle. One moment; roll turn.
Harnit twirls his staff about before holding it in a defensive stance. "You're outnumbered, you know! Might as well give up now."
Dragoshi: "Yeeeeeep."
Leo Crayson: "AAAAHH CRAZY ***** WITH A BLENDER!!"
Dragoshi: *Sets up another charge.*
Metal Man (GM): James takes the weed whacker, revs it up, and then slashes it menacingly at Dragoshi.
James: "Take this! And this! And this!"
Dragoshi: *Lessee how well he can aim i-...Oh, FUCK YOU.*
Metal Man (GM): And a crit!
James: "Hahahahahaaaa!"
Dragoshi: *Quick Revives, with hatred in his eyes.* "...I AM GOING TO TAKE THAT AWAY FROM YOU AND RAM IT DOWN YOUR THROAT!"
Julian: *PUNCH JESSE TO DEATH.* >:O
Metal Man (GM): Miss hit miss miss hit. And possibly a crit or two.
Jesse: "Ahhhhh! My hair! I'll get you for that!"
Metal Man (GM): Jesse, unlike many bosses, is actually weak against all of those things. She flies 5 feet back and into the wall.
Jesse: "OOF!"
James: "You'll pay for that, fisticuffs fiend!"
Doopliss: "Don't make the maniac with the fists mad, James." He scruffs up James' hair. "He's mine."
Julian: "That's for the Moon, bitch!"
James: "...Whatever."
Dragoshi: "..." *Seething with rage. Quickly puts his machinegun away.* "..." *At lightning speeds of CRAZYGOWTF, Drag attempts to TAKE the damn weed whacker out of James' hands, and throw him...*
Metal Man (GM): James does the limbo around Dragoshi's attacks. How infuriating!
James: "You can't touch me, lamer! I'm a part of TEAM ROCKET!"
Dragoshi: "...You're only prolonging your DEATH."
Doopliss: "Nice attack, slick!"
Metal Man (GM): He... mimics Julian's attack and attacks Julian with it.
Julian: *And Julian's pushed to the wall!*
Leo Crayson: "I'm not gonna lie to you, this might sting a bit." *forms two fireballs and hurls them at Doopliss.*
Metal Man (GM): CRIT, miss.
Traon just warps in, and for some odd reason his weapon is drawn. He falls a few feet above James and his weapon just happens to club James in the head... Maybe. "Hey everyone, what I miss?"
Julian: "Get the sheet!"
Metal Man (GM): He ducks under it... barely.
Harnit: "Some mayhem..."
Dragoshi: "Retardation. That's what."
Leo Crayson: "KILL THAT PIECE OF SHEET!!"
Traon: "Oh, that's nice. Oh, nobody dodges my crazy intro!" *He wings around releasing hell with his Crimson wave.*
Metal Man (GM): He ducks under it again.
James: "You're just too slow!"
Sonic: "Hang on a bit longer, guys! I'll help you!"
Dragoshi: "No. You're just too damn lucky."
Leo Crayson: "...You all need to die..."
Jesse: "It's shaving time!"
Dragoshi: "'Cause there is NO WAY IN HELL I AM ACCEPTING THE FACT... I JUST GOT SACKED BY A WEED WHACKER!"
Metal Man (GM): She runs at Julian with her blender...
Julian sidesteps!
Metal Man (GM): She swings again!
Julian doesn't sidestep!
Metal Man (GM): *BUZZ* There goes Julian's hat! Then she... tries to hit Leo's hair with it? *BUZZ.*
Leo Crayson: "OH DEAR GOD, NOOO!!!" *Blender on human face action occurs.* "I... I feel so... VIOLATED!!!"
Azure gathers a large amount of energy in his legs and dashes off toward Jesse as he dawns his gauntlets. Taking all that momentum he then comes out of this high speed blur with a double palm strike to her side. *Charged Bozen Smash*
Leo Crayson: *points to Jesse.* "YOU'RE GONNA DIE *****!!!"
Metal Man (GM): She barely dodges. Sonic almost has the computer set to download the schemes...
Sonic: "Just a little more!"
Leo Crayson: *sigh.* "Anyone have an extra hat I could borrow?"
Azure sends a dragon fang blast her way as well now. *wind type*
Metal Man (GM): She barely dodges that.
Harnit decides that the best offense would be a good defense. He summons up a dark mist around Dragoshi and Leo, which solidifies into a shield. (Shadow Shield!)
Metal Man (GM): Sonic finishes his work, and then turns to all of the Questers, and speaks a bit lower.
Sonic: "These guys are fast--like me--but you can trick them into losing half their dodging ability with fake attacks... Use any attack, although it'll take a bit of time even if the attack is usually fast."
Dragoshi: .oO(Time to fake-out some basteecheos.)
Sonic: "If you miss, they automatically lose a good deal of their defense. If you hit... well, you hit just like normal! Now, get ready! It's the crazy guy with the weed whacker's turn!"
James: "It's time to cut down some Questers!" He rushes at Azure.
Julian goes for the weapons! Julian's got a... *Trick Knife! Perfect! Julian winds up... here's the toss!*
Azure is downed because his health can't take that. Azure has quick revive however.
Julian: *FAKE OUT!* *Julian was aiming for Doopliss, BTW.*
Doopliss: "Wha?" *Dodges it... partially... is open for another attack.*
Julian: *More weapons!* *Switchblade! Julian tries to cut Doopliss a new eye hole!*
Metal Man (GM): Hit!
Doopliss: "Gah!"
Julian cuts Doopliss open! He starts bleeding... whatever Duplighosts bleed! Oh my! Oh, and he then rubs salt in the wound by PUNCHING HIM IN THE FACE!* >:O *POOM!*
Metal Man (GM): Hit.
Dragoshi: *Drag attempts to FAYKE OUT JIMMEH BOY by attempting to steal that gaw damn weedwhacker... OR IS HE?!*
Metal Man (GM): Miss--he's faked out by that.
Dragoshi: *OH MAI... AYE DO BELIEVE THAT'S A FAY-...Okay, enough joking around. XD This time, Drag tries to steal the weed whacker. For srsly this time.*
Metal Man (GM): Dragoshi goes to steal it... what the? It's super-glued to his hands!
James: "Don't think you can steal from me! We were thieves long before you!"
Dragoshi: "...Does this mean I have to cut off your hands?" ?_? *'Cause, I'm I'm-Enough oneliners for now. XD.*
Metal Man (GM): Doopliss mimes Dragoshi and attacks him twice with stealing attacks!
Dragoshi: *Oh, you did NOT JUST FUCKING DO THAT.*
Metal Man (GM): *HIT* *HIT.* He steals ManMan's head and the Lighttech Vendetta Machinegun! He steals through the field, still.
Doopliss: "Jackpot!"
Dragoshi: "...Someone steal that back from him."
Harnit: "... Why'd you steal a head?"
Dragoshi: "Long story, that..."
Doopliss: "I don't know... he was holding it first."
Leo Crayson: "Hey James, weed is whack!!" *attempts to fake out James by stabbing him in the chest.*
Dragoshi: "...Seriously. Someone steal that back." >_>;;
Leo Crayson: *Then cuts the hell out of him.*
Dragoshi: "'Cause I'm not even going to bother. Seething hatred towards that guy and whatnot." *Points at James.*
Metal Man (GM): The first one hits, then the second, then the rest miss. He's only faked out for the first one. Strangely, he does not bleed.
James: "You can't harm me! I have the physique of... uh... a statue!"
Dragoshi: "...a statue?"
Leo Crayson: "Crap, I'm gonna have to bring out the magic against you then."
Traon goes for the infamous FAKE OUT attack on James. He runs up with his dance of death, strike one... two... three! Hoorah, mass misses!
Metal Man (GM): Fakeout, fakeout hit, miss. Jesse revvs up the blender and runs at Leo, laughing maniacally.
Leo Crayson: *gets ripped up by the blender.* "...The pain... owww"
Metal Man (GM): Then she attacks twice more at Leo!
Leo Crayson: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!" *gets over kill blended to death.*
Azure performs the ultimate fake out. Fake death. He stays there laying on the ground biding his time waiting to launch an attack that would catch at least one adversary off guard long enough to do some damage. Here's looking at you James, don't turn your back to a downed monk. *glare!*
Harnit casts a Magic Affinity: Duration enhanced Shadow Shield on Ocean and Julian.
Metal Man (GM): James revs up the Weed Whacker and decides to attack Julian!
Julian dodges the last one, and James takes damage. *Unfortunately that knocks Julian out.* *OR DOES IT?* *Quick Revive!* *Get the weapons!* *Baseball Bat! Forget the Fake-Out, Julian swings for the fences on Doopliss!*
Metal Man (GM): Hit!
Julian: *DOUBLE!* *And then PUNCH DOOPLISS IN THE FACE! YEAH!* *PA-CHOW!*
Metal Man (GM): Still, Doopliss is hurtin' for that.
Dragoshi: *Drag decides to go for Doopliss instead! Time to steal back his own stuff!*
Metal Man (GM): Hit. Dragoshi steals back the Machinegun.
Dragoshi: *Which Drag conceals! In his cloak of DEWM. Now, to steal back the HEAD.*
Metal Man (GM): Doopliss' turn. He mimics Dragoshi right back! And he steals the Lighttech Dagger.
Dragoshi: "STOP DOING THAT!" *Hit, miss.*
Leo Crayson: *Quick Revive.* *After getting back up, Leo attempts to destroy Jesse's blender with a bolt of lightning.*
Dragoshi: "Ha! You can KEEP that. I just want the head."
Traon as done before, Traon cuts his forearm and lets it bleed until enough trickles down into his right hand. He then closes his hand and a blood sword explodes out. He then lunges at Jame and slashes with the sword and stabs with his naginata.
Metal Man (GM): Miss, miss. Jesse tries to hit Traon in turn with the blender!
Azure's spirit charms are the first thing to appear as he decides to target Jesse again. They quickly flow around her and land on the ground forming 3 points of the 4 point dragon surge seal. Azure quickly rises up and clenches his fist as 3 energy dragons between ice/lightning energy/fire and earth/Fire come roaring out and then slamming down at her.
Metal Man (GM): Miss hit miss. James spins around his week whacker, and gets to slashing it at Dragoshi yet again!
Dragoshi: *And, of COURSE he gets screwed out of another life. He's not even going to bother Quick Reviving this time.*
Doopliss: "Aw man. You didn't do anything cool, Slick." He crosses his arms...
Traon contemplates his next move and then goes on the defense side of things.
Metal Man (GM): Jesse runs at Traon with the blender.
Azure sends out two dragon attacks at Jesse.
Metal Man (GM): Hit, miss.
Harnit decides to cast two more Magical Affinity Shadow Shields; one on himself and another on Traon.
James: "Ha ha ha! Looks like you're all washed up! Team Rocket forever!"
Sonic: "Pardon me for stepping on your fight, but it's clear these losers are cheating." *He walks directly between the Questers and Team Rocket.*
James: "What is the meaning of this? We're winning fair and square! And we'll take you down, too!"
Jesse: "Team Rocket is here to stay!"
Doopliss: "And the money! Think of the money! Won't anyone please think of the money?"
Sonic: "There's things better than money..." *Points back at the Questers.* "You guys get the schematics. When you're done you can finish off these jokers. I think I'll distract them for a while..."
James: "What do you mean, distract us? We are undistractable!"
Dragoshi revives.
Sonic: "Look behind you! It's Mewtwo!"
James: "Aaah!" *falls over.*
Dragoshi: .oO(Heh)
Metal Man (GM): Sonic is busy distracting Team Rocket now.
Dragoshi: "...As amusing as this is..." *We're off to get the schematics, the wonderful matics of scheme!*
Metal Man (GM): The main computer is online, however it is still apparently refusing to download the schematics to Julian's dex. Even worse, Julian's dex is about out of power.
Azure: "..." *He goes to do that though once they actually get there.*
Traon: "Quick! Someone get a pencil and paper and get to writing!"
Dragoshi: "...Time for me to use mine then, huh?" *Pulls out his own Dex.*
Traon goes silent and kind of coughs.
Dragoshi: "That'd prolly' take too long. 'Sides... I doubt anyone 'bout a pen and paper."
Harnit looks at the computer...
Metal Man (GM): Perhaps other dexes would help, however no one can think of a way to plug them in without unplugging Julian's. The schematics are several pages long, and deal with extremely complex things. Just one digit off could make it destroy itself instead of the target.
Dragoshi: *He looks for a port on Julian's dex or something for anyone ELSE who'd want to plug their Dexes in.*
Harnit takes out his Dex... "Dex, take a picture of the screen! Why download them when we can just take pictures of it?" Then he mutters, "On hindsight, I hope this thing is voice operated..."
Dragoshi: "...Because. It might be a little more difficult for one to use a picture of it instead of... Ah, nevermind."
Dex: "The matter being photographed cannot be accurately portrayed by one picture. Proceed anyway?"
Harnit: "Take multiple pictures!"
Metal Man (GM): Dragoshi quickly finds not another port on the dex, but on the computer itself.
Dex: "Take multiple pictures? Only one page is displaying currently."
Metal Man (GM): And, unfortunately, it seems stuck there.
Dragoshi: *Plugs it in there!*
Metal Man (GM): The power situation is solved, but still no one can seem to get it to download anything.
Dragoshi: *Continuing with plug in.*
Harnit: "Grrr... Okay, okay. I'll take pictures, Mr... Julian? Change the pages after I'm done with the current page!"
Metal Man (GM): The computer itself has simple left/right controls, a keyboard, and a mouse, upon further investigation. It is stuck in a 'displaying blueprints' mode.
Dragoshi: *Tries to get it UN-stuck.* >_>
Editor's Note: Dragoshi has been making just about EVERY action in this log in the wrong tense so far. UGH. You're lucky I'm OCD enough to go through fixing them all.
Harnit decides to quickly snap a picture, scroll to an untaken shot, and try again... and repeat, rather.
Metal Man (GM): Dragoshi presses some buttons. The screen says... "Error: Dominoes Pizza not found."
Dragoshi: *Try AGAIN.* *And again.* >_>;;
Screem: "Data Waffles not found."
Dragoshi: *...TAKE 4.* *...Take 5. Ugh.* *...Fine. Take 6, then he's just giving up if this continues like this.* @_@
Traon walks up to the computer and just for the sheer enjoyment of it, he tries his hand. If Dragoshi fails again that is.
Metal Man (GM): Dragoshi becomes thoroughly frustrated. Eventually he resorts to bashing it with a brick and it flickers for a moment. Traon may try his hand at it.
Dragoshi: *...Wonders where he got a brick.*
Metal Man (GM): Traon unsticks a button on the keyboard.
Traon: "Welp, I tried."
Metal Man (GM): One can now move it around, however the dex is reporting "Unknown file error" when Dragoshi set it to "Download."
Dragoshi: "...Maybe we should combine our efforts?"
Harnit decides to quickly snap a picture, scroll to an untaken shot, and repeat. That way they can at least turn something in.
Dragoshi: *Looks for the error.*
Azure so cant help with this...
Metal Man (GM): The dex is reporting "Unknown file error" when Dragoshi set it to "Download." It's an Unknown File error. One of those commonly vague error messages one can't really tell what it means about.
Dragoshi: *Tries to think about what it could mean...* "...Hmmm... Either the error is, well... Obviously, yanno... unknown, or there's something un-interpretable in the file that the Dex can't... Well, interpret. I'm not really able to think too completely straight what with all those failed attempts."
Traon: "So basically, it's like plugging a power cord into the rear end of a mouse? It just ain't goin' to work?"
Harnit tries to think of the problem while watching what Sonic and Team Rocket are doing...
Dragoshi: *Checks the schematics on the comp to see if there's anything that'd look very difficult or impossible for the Dex to interpret.*
Metal Man (GM): Sonic continues distracting team rocket, as the Questers sit there, staring at the issue. The schematics appear to be very, very old. Specifically from 3 Powers Era times. The interface is very strange to the Questers.
Harnit: "Dex, what do you do when you try and take the files?"
Dex: "Error--cannot 'take' files. Information received from console has unknown errors."
Harnit: "You can't store it for later?"
Dex: "The data from the console does not seem to make any sense."
Dragoshi: "...How so?"
Traon just remains silent, considering he hasn't had much experience with computers in his time.
Dex: "Unknown. Cannot discern without external debugger."
Traon: "How 'bout I just chuck a grenade at it? Maybe that'll fry some sense into it."
Harnit: "We aren't here to make sense of the data, just to get it!"
Dragoshi: "...Guh. And, how does one debug externally? Hmph."
Dex: "...It cannot be read by my systems. So I cannot 'get' it in its current state. External debugger, such as the SIMBER AI. However you would have to bring an entire computer up here to do such."
Dragoshi: "Well, simply just taking pictures would decrease the accuracy-...And, this was supposed to be easy. What a load of bunk."
Harnit: "... Can't you talk to this SIMBER?"
Dragoshi: "We get attacked by two villain rejects, some freak in a sheet, and this computer is being difficult! Really. How about we just have exploding disco bees fly in and screw up the place!?"
Dex: "The distance would cause inaccuracies. We do not need false errors to be confused with real ones. Perhaps you should try the easier option. The computer is what is sending invalid data."
Dragoshi: "...And... What? Take the dang thing?"
Dex: "..."
Dragoshi: "... You're expecting my mind to work well in frustration?" >_>;;
Dex: "I am a machine, nothing more, nothing less."
Azure ponders. "Dex, is there anyway to make the information you receive valid then?"
Dex: "By correcting whatever error the main computer is having."
Harnit: "... Hm." *The kid might not know much about computers, but that doesn't mean he won't press nigh-random buttons on the keyboard to try and fix the error...*
Dragoshi: "Hrmm..."
Metal Man (GM): The console gives a number of error messages and several options are flipped on and off. Alas; nothing changed by it. Still it gives the same error.
Dragoshi: "...Maybe..." *Tries to search for what's causing the unknown error... Search check on the comp?* ?_?
Metal Man (GM): Go ahead, but the answer to this isn't in any check you can roll.
Dragoshi: "...Maybe we could reboot it or something... For all we know, it just might need to be rebooted is all."
Metal Man (GM): Dragoshi discovers the dex was correct--he needs to fix an issue with the main computer.
Dex: "Error: Rebooting may cause the session to log out. The originator of the session is busy fighting with people you most likely could not defeat at your current numbers."
Dragoshi: "...Scratch that then. Maybe it has something to do with settings or something or other... Or, maybe..."
Metal Man (GM): There are a number of settings you can change.
Dragoshi: *Checks around the computer... It could be outside the dang thing... The problem that is. Prolly' not.*
Metal Man (GM): No, only a keyboard and mouse out there. All settings and such are accessible from within the menu of the computer.
Dragoshi: *He checks what're the various choices of settings and such...*
Azure: *If only he were tech savvy...*
Metal Man (GM): There's the first layer of settings: "Font type Size Scaling Measurement units File Output Printer Settings Colors."
Dragoshi: *Checks "File Output"*
Traon: "... Ever thought about... You know... Printing it?"
Metal Man (GM): Within here you see that it is set to ".BPM" format, the transfer rate is 100MBps, and it is set to default settings for styling options.
Dragoshi: "...There isn't even a printer."
Traon: "Good point..."
Dragoshi: "...What kind of formats can you interpret, anyway, Dex?"
Dex: "A number of formats, including QIF, ABF, and HDDF."
Dragoshi: "...Is BPM among those formats?"
Dex: "No."
Dragoshi: "...That might be a cause. ..." *Checks to see if it can be switched to a format the Dex could interpret, without, yanno, causing any sacrifices of some sort.*
Metal Man (GM): It's a flipbox. Unfortunately it has nothing but strange formats in it... although it also lists 'custom format' as a possibility.
Dragoshi: "Question. Think it'd be possible to use the 'custom format' option to allow you to interpret it without causing any... Serious inaccuracies to the schematics?"
Dex: "That would be the preferable choice. Set it to 'custom' and I can do the rest."
Dragoshi: "...'Kay." *Sets it to 'custom'.*
Metal Man (GM): It downloads the blueprints, finally. However Dragoshi isn't aren't quite done yet.
Dex: "The blueprints are downloaded, however the cannon remains... and is possibly dangerous."
Dragoshi: "So, the next part of this little gauntlet is to find a way to make it safer?"
Harnit: "This is getting a little frustrating..."
Dragoshi: "...All a part of the job."
Dex: "No, to destroy the remains of the cannon."
Dragoshi: "...Fun. So... Where're the remains?"
Sonic: "You guys should probably help out here... they're not going to listen to me much longer!"
Dragoshi: .oO(Now... What's next on the agenda...)
James: "Yes. Get out of my way! I need to finish off those Questers."
Digifanatic warps in (supposedly?) and notices the new face... realizing the situation now, it's not a good time to introduce himself...
Jesse: "Besides, no amount of miracle skin remedies can stop me from finishing my job!"
Alexia: "Let's kick some ass, guys."
Digifanatic: "Why not?"
Dragoshi: *Pulls out machinegun.* "...'K."
Darkdata: "No motto? Where is the motto?"
Harnit: "Oops..." *The kid wonders how he forgot the battle and gets ready for some spellcasting!*
Doopliss: "It's about time we took out the trash."
Jesse: "You missed it... silly bard."
Alexia charges up a Heat Beam using her gun as well.
Azure: *rubs his head about this.* "Enough puns... please..."
Dragoshi: "...You can take yourself out? Wow."
Alexia: "They have a motto?"
Metal Man (GM): They push by Sonic and go to attack yet again.
Darkdata: "Well say it again, after all... 'so we thought we try a song/jesse/James/The speed of lig...'"
Digifanatic: "What the heck, Dark?"
Metal Man (GM): James spins his weed whacker at Alexia this time.
Alexia: *Dead, obviously.*
Digifanatic gets that shocked look at that opening blow... .oO(Dang, they still love their unorthodox weapons... and holy crap, I can see why.)
Dragoshi: *Okay... Attempts to steal ManMan's head back from Doopliss.*
Metal Man (GM): Hit! Dragoshi steals... The Lighttech Dagger back.
Dragoshi: *He's not even going to both with a second theft attempt. This time, double flip kicks.*
Metal Man (GM): Miss miss miss CRIT.
Doopliss: "Enough mimicking you guys. You're boooooring!!!"
Dragoshi: "..." .oO(I have the urge to do chicken impersonations. Is that so wrong?)
Metal Man (GM): He glows, and soon assumes the guise of a young Aribar.
Alexia: "..."
Metal Man (GM): Then he makes a quick gesture at the Questers.
Doopliss: "SPIRIT!"
Metal Man (GM): A massive wave of energy flies from him, dealing instant damage to everyone.
Harnit: "Gah!"
Dragoshi: "Hmph."
Metal Man (GM): Jesse runs at Harnit, then Digi, then Traon with the blender!
Azure: .oO(I see that's the only way I'll be able to defend myself here...)
Harnit is blended, but at least he pays Jesse back with a shock from Shadow Shield! Traon's shadow shield would zap her as well.
Jesse: "...You twerp! I'll blend you to nothing!"
Alexia: "With a vorpal Osterizer?"
Metal Man (GM): Jesse spins her massive blender.
Dragoshi: "...Heh."
Harnit stinks his tongue out at Jesse... The kid's badly hurt, but he's got the rebellious Quester spirit.
Traon smiles and gets up. His skin turns a slight red and his eyes seem to have a red look to them. "Big... mistake... buddy." he then goes in a fitted rage and he just starts stabbing out with his weapon. In his fitted rage Traon lashes out and stabs at Dragoshi.
Dragoshi: *Drag sidesteps out of the way.*
Traon continues with his rage and is now raging in his dance of the dead. He attacks Dragoshi again.
Dragoshi: *SO glad he's missing.*
Traon is still in his rage, but is out of energy for now.
Azure switches from a fist stance to an open palmed one with his right arm above and near his chest and left arm elongated with his legs taking a firm defensive stance. He does nothing but pass this turn. "I think it time we rethink our method of attack." He passes building energy.
Alexia: "Aich... you guys don't mess around..." *She shakes the cobwebs out of her head and uses an Overload!*
Metal Man (GM): Overbadload.
Alexia crumples to one knee for a second, then slowly pushes herself back up to her feet.
Harnit tries to think of something to do to help the tides of battle... He decides to cast Insight on the Draconic Yoshi. The mage would do the same thing to Traon if possible.
Digifanatic realizes he couldn't quite fit that charge in, but he might as well try to Fire Punch Jesse's head for that shot on 'Lex. And after that? He goes for a Running Charge, finishing up by retreating his 2 feet and guarding Dragoshi.
Metal Man (GM): Miss. Miss.
Leo Crayson: *Hurls two fireballs at Jesse.*
Metal Man (GM): Hit, hit. James powers up his weed whacker and goes in for the kill...
James: "Hah! We're better than Kuja, now!"
Metal Man (GM): *BLAM.* His Weed whacker self-destructs.
Leo Crayson: "Idiot..."
Dragoshi: "...Heh."
James: "...I knew I shouldn't have used nitroglycerin for fuel!"
Alexia: "No... kidding..."
Digifanatic: "Oh, I imagine..."
James: "But I still have some on me!"
Harnit: "Eep..."
Dragoshi: "I am cheaply amused by the fact anyone would be stupid to use UNGODLY DEADLY EXPLOSIVE LIQUIDS for fuel."
Metal Man (GM): He takes out tubes full of green liquid, then tosses one at everyone.
Dragoshi: "...No, seriously."
Leo Crayson: "...Oh craptastic..."
Alexia: *KASPLODE.*
Dragoshi: "..." *Drag would dodge anyway!*
Traon is hit. GAME OVER.
Leo Crayson: *KER-BLAM.*
Alexia takes the hit and continues standing. "...No problem."
Metal Man (GM): He then tosses a second one directly at Dragoshi.
Azure is also hit... but that's an easy one to take.
Digifanatic: *Guarding!*
James: "This is for insulting my weed whacker!"
Harnit is hit... and is thrown to the ground, unconscious.
Leo Crayson: *takes the hit but is okay.*
Alexia: "Harnit!"
Dragoshi: "...I believe we should continue dealing with the Duplighost n-Oh, piss off." *He dodges.*
Metal Man (GM): The glycerin tube is harmlessly laying on the floor near Dragoshi. Assuming nobody eats, steps on, or shakes it.
Dragoshi: "...Now." *He picks up the tube.* "Heheh."
Leo Crayson: "Hey James...*looks over at Dragoshi with the tube.* Sucks to be you."
James: "Like he'll even hit me with it!"
Leo Crayson: "I think he can."
Dragoshi: "...Okay. ...Hey, Doop scoop. Eat this." *He readies the damn thing, and THROWS it at Doopliss.*
Metal Man (GM): Doopliss watches it land at his feet and not explode.
Alexia: "Uh-oh..."
Dragoshi: "..."
Doopliss: "Good work, James. Your glycerin won't even explode if it doesn't hit someone!"
Dragoshi: *He tries to attempt to shoot the dang thing with Tidal Blast.*
Metal Man (GM): The water splashes a bit long, but you do knock it around. It does not explode.
Leo Crayson: "..."
Doopliss: "It's a bit tougher than that, drippy Dragon Slick!"
Alexia: "Shaddap, bedsheet."
Dragoshi: "...Someone else try and break it." *He saves up his last TP.*
Doopliss: *Picks up the tube.* "Hm. Let's see what happens if I do this." He takes it and... chucks it directly at Leo.
Metal Man (GM): *SMASH* *BOOOOOOM.*
Doopliss: "...You are a genius, idiotic Weed Whacker man."
Alexia: *winces.*
Azure: .oO(This is turning bad quickly...) *The monk ponders...*
Jesse: "Hm... I don't want my blender to explode."
Metal Man (GM): She takes out a pokeball. Then she hurls it at Digi's head.
Digifanatic: *is bonked.*
Metal Man (GM): *BONK*
Leo Crayson: "...Owww."
Metal Man (GM): But then... it opens up?
Digifanatic: *DEAD BY A SLIVER OF HEALTH.*
Dragoshi: "...That has got to be a stupid death." o_o;
Azure watches another ally fall. >.>
Metal Man (GM): ...Celebi flies out of it. And vanishes.
Alexia: "...?"
Leo Crayson: "...?"
Alexia: "What was that?"
Jesse: "...Why did I have to throw such a rare pokemon away?"
Dragoshi: "...Uh... huh."
Metal Man (GM): +5000 coins to everyone.
Dragoshi: "Sucks to be you."
Metal Man (GM): Hm, Gameovered.
Azure holds his turn yet again.
Alexia: "...Is it raining coins?" *She makes two Duplicates to draw some fire.*
Harnit quickly comes to in a flash of light (Quick Revive) and groans. "That hurt..." He casts another Insight on Dragoshi as all of his other enhancing spells on the Questers run out.*
Digifanatic is revived and pretty much can't do anything for now, so he just gives Dragoshi an Ultra Mushroom.
Leo Crayson: *hurls two bolts of lightning at Jesse.*
Dragoshi: *Auto-uses it. yayz.*
James: "Hm! This should stop you!" He... throws at pokeball at Dragoshi too.
Metal Man (GM): It flies out next to him... Chansey appears and 6 eggs also appear about.
James: "D'oh!"
Alexia: "...Eggs?"
Digifanatic: "Just like the old days...":
Leo Crayson: "What's with these balls? And what's with the monsters in them?"
Dragoshi: "..."
Dragoshi: *Takes three eggs, and throws the third at Doopliss.*
Metal Man (GM): A Mr. Saturn Iced Coffee comes out at his feet, and he takes damage.
Dragoshi: "...hoo boy."
Alexia: "Evil coffee!"
Doopliss: "What the Saturn Valley?"
Dragoshi: "...Yea. I know. What the heck?"
Leo Crayson: "What's wrong with coffee?"
Metal Man (GM): He picks it up and drinks it.
Alexia: "...And now the fun starts, right?"
Doopliss: "ThIs FeElS wEiRd, SlIcK! KaY-o! BoInG!"
Leo Crayson: "...?"
Dragoshi: "NO, YOU FOOLISH FOOL OF FOOLISH... Wait. Why the FUCK am I correcting him?"
Metal Man (GM): He picks up an egg and chucks it at Dragoshi.
Alexia: "Yep. The fun DEFINITELY begins."
Metal Man (GM): A mushroom pops out and heals Dragoshi for the same amount of damage he just took.
Dragoshi: "...that was pointless. Yet funny at the same time." :D
Metal Man (GM): Jesse hurls a pokeball at Dragoshi.
Dragoshi: *Disco evade!*
Alexia: "Where are you carrying those things, anyways?"
Metal Man (GM): Venusaur pops out, and shakes the ground, threatening all the Questers!
Leo Crayson: "This is screwed up..."
Dragoshi: "...Odamn."
Leo Crayson: 0_0
Dragoshi: *He evades two!*
Leo Crayson: *falls.*
Alexia gets whacked on the head with various falling debris.
Harnit is hurt... To an extent that can not be expressed by a single, "Ow."
Azure takes damage. He smashes his hands into the ground and sends a storm of dragons at Jesse.
Metal Man (GM): All miss.
Doopliss: "YoU mIsS! KaY-o!"
Harnit Insights himself and Shadow Shields Dragoshi.
Metal Man (GM): There is 1 egg left.
Digifanatic decides to lay an Icy Kick out on James, and then, afterward, goes for a Fire Lunge on Jesse! Post-lunge, he once again guards Dragoshi... in his scenario, it's best to protect him.
Metal Man (GM): Miss. Hit.
Digifanatic: *guarding Dragoshi.*
Leo Crayson: *Quick Revive.* *After getting back up Leo turns his attention to Jesse and hurls two more bolts of lightning at her face.*
Metal Man (GM): Hit. Jesse is looking torn up.
James: "I wish I had brought more than just pokeballs!" He chucks another at Leo.
Metal Man (GM): *CRIT*
Leo Crayson: *tries to dodge it but gets wacked in the face.* "OWW, MAKE THE PAIN STOP!!"
Metal Man (GM): Raikou comes out and shocks Leo, Digi, and Dragoshi
Leo Crayson: "GAaAaAaAaA!!!!"
Digifanatic: *Zap-zored.*
Dragoshi: "...meh." *Looks for nitro.*
Leo Crayson: "So... much... owie..."
Metal Man (GM): There's none left over. Doopliss chucked it and it exploded. James himself is even out of them.
Leo Crayson: "Are they dead yet...?"
Dragoshi: "...Well, dammit."
Doopliss: "We ArE nOt! Ha Ha Ha Ha! KaY-o!"
Metal Man (GM): Yes.
Dragoshi: "...This is funny, yet stupid at the same time." >_>;; *Takes the egg, and throws it at Jesse!*
Leo Crayson: "Shut your sheet-hole."
Metal Man (GM): Miss!
Dragoshi: "Damn, and I wanted to make an egg joke."
Metal Man (GM): A grenade flies out and explodes at him suddenly!
Doopliss: "GaHhHhH!!!"
Metal Man (GM): It also hits Jesse. 2-foot range, see?
Dragoshi: "..." *Tries to restrain his laughter.*
Leo Crayson: "..."
Metal Man (GM): Jesse's hair has been burnt, and she's wobbling a bit. definitely not in good condition.
Dragoshi: "...sod it. I GOTS ME SOME FRIED BEDSHEET!" *Pulls out another egg and throws it at Jesse.*
Metal Man (GM): Hit! Hit-BLAM.
Leo Crayson: "Is it just me or do these missions get more and more screwed up as time goes by?"
Digifanatic: "Usually."
James: "I'm beginning to wonder if that Chansey lived inside an ammunition factory."
Dragoshi: "...I GOTS ME AN EVEN MORE FRIED BEDSHEET!" *Yes. That's right. Drag his lost it for this turn. He's crazy...* "...But, seriously, folks."
Doopliss: "FiRe... It BuRnSeS! BoInG!"
Dragoshi: *And, another! AHAHAHAHA!*
Leo Crayson: *LMAO's at Doopliss.*
Dragoshi: *Instead, Drago double Flipkicks Jesse.*
Digifanatic: .oO(At least it's not Alexia!)
Metal Man (GM): Hit hit miss miss. Doopliss mimicks the egg and chucks it at Dragoshi! ...Or he would, but instead he runs around the room screaming.
Doopliss: "ItEm PaRtY!!!!!!!!!"
Jesse: "This is one of my last... it better work!" She hurls it at Dragoshi.
Leo Crayson: "..."
Dragoshi: *In a higher, squeakier voice.* "...This is why crap made by Mr. Saturns is BAD, people." *EVADE!*
Digifanatic: *No need to guard!*
Metal Man (GM): Goldeen comes out! It does nothing but splash!
Dragoshi: *Same voice as 'fore.* "Well, that was useless."
Digifanatic laughs a bit and then shrugs it off... this is a fight mid-mission, after all.
Leo Crayson: "Silly fish... ground is for humans." *KICKS the fish at Jesse's face.*
Doopliss: "I sEe GrEeN pEoPlE!"
Harnit uses his Magic Affinity: Duration with two Shadow Shields. One on Digi, and another on Leo.
Jesse: *Ducks away from the fish.* "Why you... little..." She gets an evil grin on her face.
Digifanatic then really hopes for injury to insult on Jesse's part--he goes for a Running Charge to start on her, and then goes for a Fire Punch after the first blow lands... he continues to guard Dragoshi afterwards, again, taking no chances.
Metal Man (GM): Hit. Stun! She falls over, KO'd. The firepunch goes to James. Hit!
James: "This is bad. Do something, Doopliss!"
Leo Crayson: "Nice one Digi."
Doopliss: "AbWtywitqPTYEEQTNHEQOGNDFFDFAA!!!!"
Dragoshi: "...I think he IS."
Digifanatic: "No problem."
Leo Crayson: *tries to burn up the piece of sheet with two fireballs.*
Metal Man (GM): Hit, hit.
Dragoshi: *Still partially, crazy, Drag speaks in a squeakier, feminine sounding voice.* "Running around like a crazy moron." ^^ *This has been... The disturbing insanity of Dragoshi.*
James: "You leave me no choice!"
Metal Man (GM): He takes an item out of his pack... it's the bowling ball polisher!
Dragoshi: *Same voice.* "...You're gonna shoot bees at us?" *Still same voice.* "...oh."
Harnit: "... Why don't you just give up?!"
James: "Jesse told me not to use this replacement, but this is no time for historical objects... prepare to be baldified!"
Metal Man (GM): He runs at Digi with it like a madman. Tons of damage damage to Digi as the insanely powerful device polishes his head.
Leo Crayson: "...Ummm, are you feeling okay Drago---OH SHIT!!"
Digifanatic: *Survives!*
Leo Crayson: "...yay..."
Dragoshi: *Still in same voice.* "Time for me to have fun!" *...Yea. I blame the stress. Double flip kick, followed up with...*
Metal Man (GM): Miss miss hit miss.
Doopliss: "EQONETQETONGT!!!!"
Metal Man (GM): Doopliss morphs into... VG?!?!?!?!
Leo Crayson: "..."
Metal Man (GM): No... not just VG. A color-shifting VG.
VG: "PLATINUM ITEM MANCER ATTAAAACK!!!!"
Leo Crayson: "Hey, it's that muchroom guy..."
Harnit: "... This is... Weird."
Leo Crayson: *mush.
Metal Man (GM): He takes out a cube and chucks it at Dragoshi. It hits Digi instead. He then snaps his fingers again...
Digifanatic: *Guarding.* *Oh boy... he is right AT NO HEALTH...*
Metal Man (GM): He takes out... a bomb with a skull on it... and hurls it at everyone!
Dragoshi: *Same voice.* "...wow."
Digifanatic: *breathing very heavily...*
Leo Crayson: "Oh crap..."
Leo Crayson: 0_0 "...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH RUN AWAY!!!!"
VG: "ABFSIJBSFITBTAEIAGBAAAAGG@G!!!!"
Leo Crayson: *ZOOM*
Digifanatic: *stares at DoopVeeg and it looks like it's something from a nightmare just about ready to screw him OUT OF HIS MIND.* "WHOA!"
Harnit suddenly sees Doopliss in a new light... And screams...
Leo Crayson: "AHHHH... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!"
Harnit just cowers in fear for this turn...
Digifanatic: "Darkdata, please attack me. No, I am not kidding. It's a screwed up idea but if this works, I'll be in--wait, no." *looks at Doopliss.* "I may... have... a... better idea..."
Darkdata: "Arise oh elemental of Bowling Ball(S)/Come to life/Knock down these Pinheads/Join the fight!"
Dragoshi: *Stands still like a deer in headlights.*
Metal Man (GM): A bowling ball monster appears. James' eyes widen.
James: "...Maybe that's why I wasn't supposed to use it!"
Digifanatic: *turns away from Doopliss.* "Is... is it safe?"
Metal Man (GM): The clattering, massive thing decides to use its power to roll at both of them.
Darkdata: "Kekeke, you will all know next turn..."
Digifanatic decides to reach into his stash of items and pulls out a Full Cure! He tries to use one on himself to get the fright out of him...
Metal Man (GM): Fright is cured.
Digifanatic: *looks at Doop/VG* "You're next."
Metal Man (GM): The bowling elemental smacks Doopliss for damage before dissipating... leaving bowling balls all over the place. Which can be picked up and thrown!
Digifanatic then runs straight up to Doopliss and launches an Aerial Strike right at the sheet of doom. Afterwards, you know what he does--guards Dragoshi.
Metal Man (GM): Miss.
Darkdata: "Not the mose powerful elemental... But it works..."
Digifanatic: *guarding.*
Leo Crayson: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH DIE DIE DIE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!" *attempts to hurl two bolts of lightning at Doopliss.*
Doopliss: "AQEIBRHWIOH" *ZAP* *MISS.*
James: "This... ends... here!" He runs at Digi again.
Darkdata: "... I think I may summon jessybell soon..."
Digifanatic: *Dead.* *most likely.* *right as he dies.* "It coulda been you, Drag..."
Leo Crayson: *is now in the fetal position, crying and freaking out.* "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!"
James: "It will be... soon... I hope!"
Darkdata: "You remember jessybess don't you James?"
Doopliss: "GOGWNWAGONS."
Digifanatic: *1/3 lives left... well, come his turn.*
James: "...Anything but her! Bring back the bowling ball monster!"
Leo Crayson: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH HELP MEEEE... EVIL... EVERYWHERE!!!!"
Darkdata: "Oh how long did she chase you after James...? I beleve Oak saw you three running past in pallet?"
James: "...Far too long." *He reflexively hides behind the polisher.*
Dragoshi: *Shakes out of it, still a little shaky, and STILL using the same damn voice.* "Okay... Okay... I can do it... I CAN DO IT! AAHHHHHH!" *Flails his arms as a Black Dog appears and attempts to knock down Doopliss like a church door.*
Metal Man (GM): Hit!
Doopliss: "Ahhhhh!!!!"
Metal Man (GM): Even Doopliss is getting worn out at this point. James looks pretty sturdy still.
Dragoshi: *Same voice. STILL* "AHHHHHHHHH!!" *And... double flip kick!*
Darkdata: "Now what was Jessy's fear..."
Metal Man (GM): Miss hit crit miss.
Doopliss: "...KaY-o! YoU dIe!"
Dragoshi: "AHHHHHH!!"
Darkdata: "Have fun pushing objects around." :D
Leo Crayson: "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"
Metal Man (GM): He... takes out a red Materia and suddenly goes into Overdrive?
Dragoshi: *Yes. He's still using the same voice.* >_> *And continually arm flaying.*
Metal Man (GM): ...This is not pretty. Overdrive Saturn Doopliss.
Doopliss: "HaH! yOu ArE doOmEd!"
Metal Man (GM): He powers up and imitates Garrick... Garrick in overdrive.
Harnit: "Gaaah... We're g-gonna lose!"
Darkdata: "Don't give up hope Hairnet!"
Metal Man (GM): Then he takes out his M150 and fires at Dragoshi repeatedly.
Darkdata: "Erm... Harnit!"
Dragoshi: *Down to semi-low health...*
Harnit watched Digifanatic use that item and seem braver... The mage decides to try it as well. He casts Clensing Water and the area around the Questers mists up before the fear is cleaned from them. He then casts Insight and Flame's Embrace on Digi. "Do some real damage!"
James: "The going is tough, but we shall win!"
Leo Crayson: "Ugh... thanks Harnit. I think I almost lost my voice from that screaming ha ha."
Darkdata: "And I can't rise another element without more Life force, so another idea."
Dragoshi: *Still using same voice as before though.* "Ahhh-...thanks." ^^;
Darkdata: "You know what?" *Starts a complex song.* "It's time to cause more chaos."
Digifanatic revives for his second (and potentially final) time, sighs, and sees the sudden state of Doopliss... without wasting any time (and he can't), he swings at Doopliss with his golf club; after, he continues to guard Dragoshi.
Metal Man (GM): Miss.
Digifanatic: *guarding.*
Leo Crayson: "You're gonna pay for that you sheet head!!" *nabs a bowling ball near him and chucks it at Doopliss hoping to strike him out.*
Digifanatic: "I'm trying to do what I need for you, Drag... if anything, at least I'm trying to save the big guys like you. Please don't forget that."
Metal Man (GM): Leo barely picks it up.
Dragoshi: "Thanks." *Still using same voice...* >_>;;
Leo Crayson: "GRRRR... DAMN IT... soo heavy. HAAA!!' *miss.* "Damn it..."
James: "You cannot win. We are unstoppable!"
Doopliss: "DoN't EvEn TrY tO bEaT uS!"
Leo Crayson: *then gets up close and personal with a 6 hit cutter on Doopliss.*
Metal Man (GM): All miss!
Leo Crayson: *Wiff.* *wiff.* *wiff.* *wiff.* *wiff.* *wiff.* "STOP MOVING!!" *starts breathing hard.* "Oh man... I'm starting to get tired."
Metal Man (GM): James lunges at Leo with the polisher.
James: "Stop trying... eat this!"
Leo Crayson: *gets squeaky clean... TO DEATH!!*
Dragoshi: *Same voice... God. This is getting ridiculous.* "Okay... How about some of this!?" *Double flip kick at doop scoop, and...* *A MECH! It bum rushes James! Or tries to... C'mon...*
Digifanatic: "That's it! Pull through it, Drag! There ya go..."
Dragoshi: *The mech rams into James, slamming him in the gut, sending him crashing into the ground!*
Metal Man (GM): ...Doopliss is KO'd by the mech!
Harnit casts a Shadow Shield on Dragoshi and Leo, and Insight on himself.
Darkdata: *Continues the spell.*
Digifanatic notices the second knockout to the opposition, and soon stares down James... "And now, look out." He rears back a huge Icy Punch to James' noggin and then tries to go at the midsection with a Fire Lunge... elemental madness, folks!
Metal Man (GM): Miiisssss.
Digifanatic: *guards Dragoshi.*
Leo Crayson: *Quick Revive.* "Hey James, you might find this a bit SHOCKING!!" *After getting back up, Leo hurls a bolt of lightning at James.*
Metal Man (GM): Miss.
James: "You cannot defeat me! I will defeat all of you myself!"
Leo Crayson: "...Just die already..."
Dragoshi: *same voice.* "...You're an insane little monkey, you know that, right?"
James: "It's your turn!" He attacks Leo back with the polisher. "Ha ha haaaaa! Team Rocket succeeds again!"
Leo Crayson: "...DAMN... ittt" *smack.* *Game Over.*
Digifanatic: "You know, James... I don't care whose odds it is to win this fight. I suggest you stop using the words 'cannot' and 'will' in the context you have, cause nothing is certain."
Darkdata: "Yeah, Murphy is always watching."
Dragoshi: *...still in that voice. yea.* "...yep. and, then there was one... Hope you liked living!" *And, then Drag...* *Call forth a black dog! Now, any bets on it missing? Hitting? Papaya!?* *Let's find out!*
Metal Man (GM): Miss!
Dragoshi: *Dissapointed.* "Awww..."
Harnit Shadow Shields Dark Data and Digi!
James: "Face it... you cannot defeat me!"
Darkdata: *The spell finishes.* "Now how much control do I have?"
Metal Man (GM): ...Not very much.
Darkdata: "Well, I have enough to do this... METAL you are now under my control, Elements of the table, cause James' Weapon to self distruct!"
Metal Man (GM): It doesn't self destruct, however something or another inside it snaps inside it.
James: "Curse you! Jesse is going to kill me for this!"
Darkdata: "And with a little time left..."
Dragoshi: *Tilts head to the side.*
Darkdata: "Come to me oh boot on James' feet..."
Digifanatic: .oO(EH?)
Darkdata: "Trip him to the ground..."
Digifanatic: .oO(Oh.)
Metal Man (GM): He falls over, since the boot is... not him, of course. *BONK*
James: "Oof! Don't play with me! I'll take you down!"
Darkdata: "That should make him a bit easyer to hit... for a while."
Metal Man (GM): He... stands right up, unfortunately. He's not weak enough to keep down yet.
James: "Must... find way to defeat Questers... Team Rocket cannot allow these few runts to win! Four people against me... that doesn't matter. I'll beat them all with my secret weapon!"
Digifanatic notes the scenario... "This is tough. I only have one, but better now than never..." He gives Leo his Pheonix Down, and proceeds to smack James with the Golf Club. After, it's still back to guarding Dragoshi.
Metal Man (GM): *Leo is revived.*
Digifanatic: *GUARDING.*
Leo Crayson: *Gets back up.* "Ugh... must... killl... JAMES!!!!!!!"
Metal Man (GM): James takes out... a very dusty gun.
Dragoshi: *still using-Oh, oyu know.* "...what IS that?"
Harnit: "... Will that thing even fire?"
James: "The last project Giovanni made before we left! We got lost in some other dimension... but I still held onto it until we got back here... The... Freaky Gun!"
Leo Crayson: "...I'll kill you till you DIE!!!!"
Dragoshi: "...Freaky Gun?"
Metal Man (GM): He then spins the gun and fires it twice at Leo... it fires two orbs of blue plasma energy. Daze, Stun.
Leo Crayson: *gets his head blown off with the 1st shot and dodges the second one.*
Dragoshi: *Tries to FAYKE OUT James with attempted theft!*
Metal Man (GM): Hit! Which means it fails.
Leo Crayson: "...Need mushroom... bad."
Dragoshi: *Let's try again... THIS TIME FOR REAL. AND. I BET I MISS :D*
Metal Man (GM): Miiiiiiiissssss.
Harnit Shadow Shields himself and Dragoshi...
Darkdata: "So James, what is the gun made of?"
James: "None of your business!"
Darkdata: "Contain anything metal...? Well no use risking it... Time for a bit of comedic fun..."
James: "It wouldn't work very well if it diiiid!"
Darkdata: "James James you're all there/I will leave nothing but your underwear/All your clothes will come across the room/other than your undies/which I leave there to protect my eyes from doom." -_-
Metal Man (GM): His clothes disobey!
Digifanatic: *muttering to Dragoshi.* "He's scaring me now."
James: "Nothing is revealed except for your horrible singing!"
Darkdata: "Too bad--" *Respell! Aimed at the gun!*
Metal Man (GM): The gun flies across the room.
Darkdata: "Ker-yoink."
James: "...Why did I have to make him change his target like that?"
Leo Crayson: "...This is officially too much..."
Darkdata: "Someone pocket that gun."
Digifanatic is just a bit past furious... hoping to keep Leo at bay, he gives him a Recovery Vial and then proceeds to go after James with one more Fire Punch... if there was a time to hit this guy, it'd be NOW!
Dragoshi: "I'll do it."
Leo Crayson: "I'll take it..."
Digifanatic: "You're just lucky."
Metal Man (GM): Miss!
Digifanatic retreats and continues to guard Dragoshi...
Leo Crayson: "Wanna flip for it Dragoshi?" . *hurls THREE bolts of lightning at James.*
Dragoshi: "Nah. How 'bout we play a game of 'Keep Away' with?"
Metal Man (GM): Hit miss crit!
Darkdata: "Shocking james?"
Metal Man (GM): James shakes a fist, then... falls face down.
Leo Crayson: "YEAH BOYY!!!!"
Metal Man (GM): He drops a nitro tube besides him...
Dragoshi: *Same voice.* "Ya-Oh, damn!"
Metal Man (GM): ...which subsequently breaks. *BOOOOM.*
Dragoshi: *Winces.*
Sonic: "I think he just took care of blowing up the satellite for us, guys!"
Harnit blinks in disbelief of the stupidity...
Leo Crayson: "EEP!"
Sonic: "Let's get out of here!"
Darkdata: "Puns always get me in the end."
Digifanatic: "Sure thing, Sonic."
Metal Man (GM): The Freaky Gun lays on the ground near a wall.
Dragoshi: *Runs for the Freaky Gun, then he follows the others in the game of-Takes it.*
Darkdata: "'let's ride'?"
Leo Crayson: "I want to LEAVE THIS PLACE!!" *Gets gun and leaves.*
Digifanatic: .oO(Wow... never has my use of an item been that effective.)
Harnit flees with the others!
Dragoshi: "...After this is over, I'll give it to you, Leo. For now, let us run the hell away."
Metal Man (GM): *SNATCH.*
Dragoshi: "...or you can have it now."
Metal Man (GM): Leo gets the gun! A portal out appears.
Dragoshi: "...Seriously." *Heads for the exit!*
Leo Crayson: *nabs the gun and walks into the warp.*
Darkdata: *Warp.*
Metal Man (GM): Mission Accomplished. The Questers are back at the Seeker, plans in hand...
Digifanatic: "Now that was a fight."
Darkdata: "And now I know if I scare my powers they come back stronger than ever... hahaha!" *Releases hold on metal.*
Harnit sighs. "Maybe I should have thought of this more before signing up... That was crazy!"
Digifanatic: "You're nuts with that harp... no offense.:"
Dragoshi: *Snaps out of it.* "...Yeesh. That was nuts."
Digifanatic: *turns to the unknown voice.* "Oh, hey..."
Traon wakes up and just glares around... his blood rage then dissipates. "I hate you all..." He puts his puts his weapon away and sits down, cross legged.
Darkdata: "Yes I am, but if it works don't knock it."
Leo Crayson: "...I hope Robotnik doesn't send us out on a misson like that again..."
Digifanatic: *turns back for a couple of seconds.* "Don't worry, Traon, I do not hate you."
Darkdata: "Besides, I know what to do if julie tries to attack me again."
Digifanatic: *back to Harnit.* "I take it you find this to be very interesting."
Harnit looks off into space and considers Digi's words. "I think that might be an understatement."
Digifanatic: "Ah..."
Dragoshi: "...Huh."
Digifanatic: "So, anyways... I'm always pleased to meet new faces here, as long as they don't wreak havoc. Fortunately, you don't seem to be the havoc-wreaking type so far."
Harnit shrugs, not sure what to say about that. "I do my best to help others."
Darkdata: "The only adive I can offer you Harnit is to not piss off the crazy guy. Unless you have an elemental who can throw him at a mechanical monster."
Digifanatic: "Ah, well, that's good. If you keep that up, I'm sure the others will respect you."
Harnit nods. "Sounds like good advice... Especially if some people are as crazy as those Team Rocket people..."
Dragoshi: *Nods.*
Digifanatic: "Ohhhhhhh yeah. So, uh, anyways..." *exhales a bit.* "Name--Ian Hoffman. But I have an alias that people tend to call me by, 'Digifanatic'. Ian, Digi, whatever you like... I'll leave that open to you."
Harnit bows before Digi and the others. "I've already introduced myself to some people here... Harnit Barute, at your service!"
Digifanatic: "Okay. Thank you, Harnit. I appreciate that."
Darkdata: "So, where did you train your magic to?"
Digifanatic: *extends a hand.* "Care for a formality before we part?"
Harnit switches his magic staff to his right hand and shakes Digi's with his left. "Where I trained my magic? Hrm..."
Digifanatic: "Thanks again."
Digifanatic waves and walks off for some items... he's in need for those.
Leo Crayson: "Well... its been a hoot but I'm gonna head off to my room, I'll see ya all tomorrow."
Digifanatic: "'Night, Leo."
Harnit: "No problem... Hmmm... I, ah... I'm not sure where I trained at..."
Leo Crayson: "Night guys." *walks back to his room.*
Harnit: "G'night!"
Dragoshi: "'Kay. 'Night."
Darkdata falls on the couch. "Need to rest, stupid James and his taunting, making me mess up the metal control song blab lafkgl." *turns over.*
Harnit: "I think I'll be heading to bed as well... I have a feeling I'm going to be dead in the mornin'..." *He shuffles towards his room.*
Dragoshi: "...'K."
Darkdata: "Remind me next time to just use the call item songspell on their hair."
Dragoshi: "Heh. that'd be amusing."
Darkdata: "All of their hair, I will leave that thought up to you. Untill then *turns over again and starts snoring.* "
Dragoshi: "...funtastic. I guess I'll take my leave as well." *Exits for his room.*
Digifanatic: "Bye."

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