Super Smash Quest - Story - Chapter 330: Ganondorf's Done Screwing Around

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Date: 6:37:23 PM, September 27th; 8:01:45 PM, September 28th, 2006.

Metal Man (GM): Continuation
You've left the room, and are now in the forest, without much clue of what to do next, save for Lynk's directions to go East.

Dragoshi: "...Well... To the east, then?"

Gibby: "It's where he said Julian would be, so... off we go!"
*He starts walking eastward.*

Dragoshi: *Follows.*

Metal Man (GM): You begin walking... and walking... and walking... this forest is very long.

Gibby: "So... many... TREES!"

Scott Gibson strides along sluggishly, he's still tired but he's waking up now. Roxy motors behind him quietly.
"That's a lotta wood."

Dragoshi: "Yep."

Scott Gibson: .oO(Wonder if any of this wood would make good guitars.)
.oO(...Oh, damn...)
*He realizes they're stone...
*Grumbles**

Gibby: "Seems that somebody needs to get more sleep."

Metal Man (GM): You eventually reach the plains. Of the flaming skies.

Gibby: "Ahh... finally."

Scott Gibson: "I stayed up to work on your drums. I'd appreciate a little more sympathy."

Dragoshi: "..."

Gibby starts to mockingly play an imaginary violin.

Scott Gibson yawns and shrugs Gibby's sarcasm off. He's too tired to hold a grudge.

Gibby then stops once he sees the flaming skies. "What is -with- the fiery skies?"

Scott Gibson: *Shrugs.*

Dragoshi: *Ker-shrug.*

Scott Gibson: "Wonder if by some chance if we were filmed going through the woods like we were we'd sync up to Pink Floyd's "The Wall"..."

Metal Man (GM): You make your way through the field as well. To which extent you begin to walk by gravestones in tongues you can't comprehend.

Gibby glances at the gravestones. "I hope that's not an omen of things to come..."

Metal Man (GM): The sky gets darker; the clouds turn gray.
It begins raining; water, not fire.

Gibby: "...Me and my big mouth."

Scott Gibson: "...Meh... I didn't need a shower right now."

Dragoshi: "...No, no, no, omens are whe-Not finishing that sentence."

Scott Gibson: "Probably a good idea you didn't. Lest some grand calamity befall us.
Err..."

Gibby: "I'd knock on wood, but there is none."

Scott Gibson: *Ahem* "...Hey, look rain!"

Dragoshi: *Facepalm. TO THE EXTREME.*

Metal Man (GM): You make your way into a rather large, circular area, which is now surrounded by gravestones irregularly thrown about.
Dark mist floats about the ground, and lightning strikes in the distance.

Scott Gibson: "Cozy..."

Dragoshi: "Very."

Gibby whimpers.
"I'm not liking this... not one bit."

Metal Man (GM): An upside-down triforce spins over the center of the area; and it is made of corroded iron.

Roxy beeps in a fearful tone and begins to hover, not wanting her wheels to touch the ground.

Dragoshi: .oO(...Riiight) "...Don't touch that. Seriously."

Gibby: "Don't you worry, I ain't going anywhere NEAR that thing."

Scott Gibson: *Looks at the symbol* "...So is that supposed to be scary?"
*He puts his hands in his pockets.*

Gibby: "Depends..."

Metal Man (GM): The triforce spins, playing an eerie, discordant distortion of some theme. Which one? Listen check.

Dragoshi: "...Nah. More like one of our enemies' graves... I think"

Metal Man (GM): None of you can tell what it is.

Gibby: "What's that strange tune?"

Scott Gibson: *Shrugs.*

Gibby keeps one fin close to his sword as a precaution.

Dragoshi: "...No idea. Though, I suggest moving on and not touchin' it..."

Scott Gibson: "Let's get going, we need to find Julian so we can save his sorry ass."

Metal Man (GM): This is a shame, because what happens next definitely would have been more predictable had you heard it; the triforce spins rapidly before then creating a massive hole in the ground.

Dragoshi: "Ye-...Dammit."
.oO(...What's next. Ga-Nah, too predictable.)

Metal Man (GM): The hole then fills with magma and spews the occasional fireball around, before an infernal Ganondorf rises from it, looking at you with wild eyes.

Gibby: "..."

Dragoshi: "..." .oO(...Then again I could be wrong)

Ganondorf: "You killed me... and yet you came here anyway? Foolish... just like the Questers. I will admit, my time as a foe to Nintendus has ended; but before I go to my final resting place... I shall kill you all!"

Dragoshi: "...Don't waste my time."

Gibby: "Oh, lucky us... well I know you're not one to listen to reason, so lets just get to it!"
*He unsheaths his sword and gets in a battle stance.*

Metal Man (GM): He holds his hands up, breathing heavily, before then summoning his sword. A strange, spinning triforce appears over his head like a halo, and he himself glows with the aura of the triforce.

Dragoshi: "...Honestly. We have bigger fish to fry. Oh, well." *Takes his scythe out of it's carrying case.*

Scott Gibson: "Uh... Yeah, so can you excuse us. We were just passing by." *Half glazed and tired tone... he's not phased by the display.*

Ganondorf: "You have no clue what you did... the Triforce itself was sent here when it was destroyed... and now I have the whole thing... so my last wish cannot be denied!"

Dragoshi: "...Okay. Who was the IDIOT that decided to destroy the Triforce?"

Metal Man (GM): He raises his right hand, and you hear a huge CRAAACK! As the land around you rips out of the ground, creating a floating island rimmed with gravestones.

Scott Gibson ignores Ganon and starts heading off.

Ganondorf: "Kuja, of course. Haa-haa-haa-haaah!"

Metal Man (GM): You walk over to the rim of the island and see it's a loong way down.

Gibby: "Gotta love the dramatics."

Ganondorf: "You had a reason to ignore me before... but I am not going to be like then. Beat me for the final time if you do feel you can, but I am not going to let you live if it's the last thing I do!"

Metal Man (GM): Questers vs. Infernal Ganondorf
All of you are 3 units away from Ganondorf; on the rim of the island itself.

Dragoshi: "...Fun."

Scott Gibson: "Will you three quit fooling around and move your asses. Quit playing with Ganon and let's get back to finding Julian so I can go to bed."

Dragoshi: "...We're on a friggin FLOATING ISLAND if you didn't notice, so we CAN'T."

Scott Gibson: "Dammit..."

Gibby: "Come on, Scott, focus!"

Scott Gibson: "These fucking villains are starting to piss me off."

Ganondorf: "You came to the wrong realm, then... for this land is entirely populated with us."

Roxy: *BEEP!! takes off to protect the book.*

Metal Man (GM): Order: Gibby, Dragoshi, Ganondorf
Order: Gibby, Dragoshi, Scott, Ganondorf

Scott Gibson: "Shut up, asshole! If I want a witty retort out of you then I'll pull it our of your ass, fucker!"

Gibby charges towards Ganondorf. Lets see how he likes a little slash and stomp action! He attacks with two horizontal sword slashes to the chest, and then leaps into the air and stomps on his head once.

Ganondorf: "No amount of words will cease my fight."

Metal Man (GM): Miss, miss, hit.

Scott Gibson gives Ganon the finger as he swings his guitar into his free hand with the other hand.

Metal Man (GM): Wait... EVD check.
By Ganondorf.
Okay. Continue, if you have anything else.

Gibby does not. He reserves his remaining tp and leaps back thus ending his turn.

Dragoshi: "..." *Stands back and waits, EoT.*

Metal Man (GM): Critical damage! Errr....

Ganondorf: "Those who forget who I am shall remember me for this final fight."

Metal Man (GM): He holds out a hand.

Ganondorf: "Haaa-aaaa--AAAA!!!!!!"

Dragoshi: "..." .oO(What's Ganon up to...?)

Metal Man (GM): He fires a huge ball of fire and electricity at Gibby.

Gibby: *ZAP.*

Metal Man (GM): 100 damage; knockback2.
EVD check to see if you can counter that.
Failure. He flies in close with his own sword, attacking not with the usual smugness, but extreme anger.

Ganondorf: "HYAH! HYAH! HYAH! HYAH! HYAHHHHH!!!"

Metal Man (GM): 10 damage per hit.

Gibby dies... painfully.

Dragoshi: .oO(...What has he been DRINKING?)

Metal Man (GM): Then he turns to Dragoshi, charging up his fist and then unleashing a fearsome punch at him.

Ganondorf: "Grrrr---AAAHHHHHH!!!!!"

Dragoshi: *Oof!*

Metal Man (GM): 50 damage, 5 knockback; he sends you careening off of the island proper. You'll need a jump check to get back; and a good one (or two).

Dragoshi tries to jump!

Ganondorf: "I shall kill all of the people who dare enter this realm for their attempt to mock my legacy."

Metal Man (GM): You make it back onto the platform.

Dragoshi jumps back up!

Metal Man (GM): You're 3 units away from him again.

Dragoshi: "...Really, did you think that would work?" *Dashes 3 units forward, eats an Ultra Shroom, and... A tarantula pops out of nowhere and attempts to bite Ganondorf!*

Metal Man (GM): He's hit by it, allowing a free extra hit on him.

Dragoshi: *And, Dragoshi decides to swipe at Ganondorf, dealing 11 damage, 2 knockback and stun.*

Metal Man (GM): He's knocked back, and unable to counter; anything else?

Dragoshi: *Drago then dashes forward and attempts to flipkick Ganondorf four times.*

Metal Man (GM): He's hit around some more, only to fly back, though, as if you scratched him a couple times.

Ganondorf: "Pathetic!"

Scott Gibson: "Y'know I'm really damn tired... I figured we'd let you go this once but nooooo. You just HAD to go ahead and fight us. Don't expect anything less than a savage beating."
*He leaps forward at Ganondorf doing a midair flip and aims to bring his guitar down on Ganondorf's head with all his might.*

Ganondorf: "From me instead of you."

Metal Man (GM): Miss.
He counters and violently chucks a ball of fire/electricity at you.
100 damage and knockback 2 if that hits.
It sorta explodes like a bomb.
After that he continues his fury, rabidly flying at Dragoshi and slashing at him, too.
10 damage per hit. Then he ends his turn.

Dragoshi: "Oof, Oof!" *He then dashes away from the next three laughing, like a madman.*

Gibby comes back to life... well -that- wasn't fun. "Alright, new plan... lets try knocking him off the platform!" He then charges up his Gibby smash twice, but an AoO may stop it. If it doesn't, he then dashes towards Ganondorf and smashes him.

Metal Man (GM): Well, let's see.
He manages to get in his one AoO, going in and punching at you.
40 damage if that hits.

Gibby is punched thus ending the smash.
"GAH!"

Metal Man (GM): You may continue your turn, although devoid 2 TP.

Dragoshi: "...Don't bother trying to! He'll just prolly' fly back up!"

Ganondorf: "The dragon is wise. Heed him for the few moments he will still survive."

Gibby gets up and shakes it off. Alright, if he can't beat him normally... he turns to Ganon and attempts to inhale and copy him!

Dragoshi: "...FINALLY! Someone actually calls me wise. You'd THINK 2,327 or so years of existence would prove that, but no! ...Shutting up now"

Metal Man (GM): You fail to hit him with the copy too.

Gibby ends it at that then.

Dragoshi: "...Well, anyway." *Drinks a Recov Vial, then fires off three blasts of water at Ganondorf*
"And, now..."

Metal Man (GM): Aye, continue.

Dragoshi: "Get a load of this!" *A pair of throwing scythes appear in his claws, and he tosses them, attempting to slice, dice, and make julienne fries out of Ganon! Sadly, he only does the dicing. Ah well, EoT.*

Metal Man (GM): Miss, hit.

Scott Gibson leaps at Ganondorf with all speed and grabs him by the scruff of the neck and hurls him staight up into the air. On the return trip down Scott slams him in the face with his guitar. "FORE!"

Metal Man (GM): On the plus side, you hit him with that first attack.
He's thrown onto his back. He growls angrily, shaking his fist.

Scott Gibson leaps up and lands on his chest and brings his guitar down on his face in a vertical strike.

Metal Man (GM): Hit.

Dragoshi: "Good one, Scott."

Metal Man (GM): Anything else?

Gibby: "Indeed."

Scott Gibson jumps back and rejoins the others to conserve his last TP for next round. EoT.

Ganondorf: "You shall burn for every slash, every punch, every kick landed on me! You are nothing more than the pawns of those hands, who stole my moves and violated my contract; and for that, you shall be destroyed!"

Gibby just narrows his eyes. This was serious... if only they had more Questers by their side.

Metal Man (GM): 5 damage per hit; 10 on the crits.

Scott Gibson: "...shit..."

Metal Man (GM): Then he floats back and hurls another ball of exploding energy at Dragoshi.
100 damage, 2 knockback.

Dragoshi: *Oof!*

Gibby gulps.

Scott Gibson is barely alive (10 HP left)...but stands up.

Gibby: .oO(Get a hold of yourself, Gibby. You can do this... just focus.) He inhales and starts floating upward and flies towards Ganondorf. Once he's over his head, he releases the air and attacks with a sword drop.

Dragoshi: "...Dammit." *Panting heavily, still alive though.* (22 HP left)

Metal Man (GM): Hit.

Gibby then lands on his feet and attempts to inhale Ganondorf again. Surely if he had part of his power, they might be able to stand a chance.

Metal Man (GM): Hit.
You gain, unfortunately, the ability to breathe fire, rather than Ganondorf's unholy Triforce-boosted rage.
What's your level?
Its stats are d20+15, 25 damage, range 2.

Gibby ends his turn from there.

Dragoshi wonders if Ganon has anything on 'im, so he attempts a Five-Clawed Discount!

Metal Man (GM): You attempt to steal from him, and instead get a fistful of fire. 10 damage to you.

Dragoshi: "...Hmph."

Metal Man (GM): Anything else?

Dragoshi: *Yes. Dragoshi then proceeds to attempt to strike Ganondorf with Indignation.*

Metal Man (GM): Hit, indeed.

Dragoshi: *EoT then.*

Ganondorf: "You are nothing when stripped of your high-powered ally."

Metal Man (GM): He raises his hands, and then salutes the heavens; suddenly, three lightning bolts fly at Gibby from above,raking at him diagonally.

Dragoshi: .oO(...I thought he meant ME.)

Metal Man (GM): 20 damage per hit and stun; allowing him enough leeway to fly in and start beating on Gibby with his rapid-blurring fist assault.

Gibby is fried... again. What is it with enemies always wanting to fry him?

Metal Man (GM): 5 damage per hit.

Gibby dies... yet again.

Ganondorf: "Yes... die! At last, my revenge is wrought... but something is missing... yes... I have yet to destroy Julian."

Dragoshi: "...Yikes." *Attempts to grab Ganon in a stranglehold, using his tail.*

Metal Man (GM): Hit.

Dragoshi then follows that up with a Tidal Blast
*He then finishes this off with...
A Black Dog! Which lunges at Ganon!*

Metal Man (GM): Miss!

Dragoshi: *And flies off the island. Dammit.*

Ganondorf: "That was mildly entertaining, but without substance."

Dragoshi: *EoT*
"...Yea" *>_>*
"Not like that thing ever hits much, anyway. Slowest thing I have, really."

Scott Gibson pops a mushroom and readies to attack Ganondorf again. "Ok, now I'm pissed off and tired... It'll be more than your face this time!" Scott goes into a solo of AC/DC and fires off a shotgun blast of 4 electricity balls. (Guess that last TP came in handy.)

Dragoshi: "You've been Thunderstruck!" >_>

Scott Gibson: .oO(Amen to that, Drag.)

Metal Man (GM): Miss miss hit hit.

Scott Gibson: "YOU'VE BEEN THUNDERSTRUCK, MOTHER FUCKER!!"

Metal Man (GM): He fllies back; he's taken an absurd amount of damage so far without being significantly impaired.

Scott Gibson: *EoT.*

Ganondorf: "Allow me."

Metal Man (GM): He raises his hand, and hurls two huge balls of solar energy at you.
100 damage per hit.

Ganondorf: "Your lightning is no match for... THE SUPERNOVA FROM HELL!"

Scott Gibson is thrown back and killed by the blast (for this round.)
"...ugh...*Koff*...glrk... have... to... r... remember... that... one..."

Gibby is revived! But what can he do? Well his new move may come in handy! He takes in a deep breath and blows out a stream of fire directly at Ganondorf.

Dragoshi: "...You can breath fire too?"

Gibby: "I'm a living copy machine, remember?"

Dragoshi: "Ah, right."

Metal Man (GM): He's hit, and mildly singed.

Ganondorf: "A mere taste of what I can do."

Dragoshi: "...Stun 'im! ...Or do it again. Whichev."

Gibby then dashes towards Ganondorf and finishes things up with a running upward slash and stun combination.

Metal Man (GM): Hit, hit.

Dragoshi: "Good job."

Gibby: "I do what I can."
*He leaps back and ends his turn.*

Dragoshi: "Aye. ..." *Concentrates, and...
A Molotov Cocktail appears in Dragoshi's left hand, prompting him to toss it at Ganon!
He then attempts to fire off an Ice Tornado at Ganon
*EoT**

Metal Man (GM): Hit, hit.
Scott respawns, and Ganondorf flies up and begins his trademark punching madness at Dragoshi.
5 damage per hit; then he hurls the tri-lightning at Gibby.
20 damage per hit.

Gibby: *Zapped.*

Dragoshi: *...Yea. Let's just say he died around punch...5*

Gibby shakes off the zappage, and chomps down on an ultra shroom. Ahh... much better. He decides to give his sword a little extra umph! He raises it up high and shouts "SWORDS DANCE!" It shines brightly with power. Once the power-up is complete, he charges towards Ganondorf and attacks with two more slashes at the torso region of Ganondorf.

Metal Man (GM): Hit, miss.

Gibby retreats back once more.

Scott Gibson kip-ups and growls..."Master Hendrix hits harder than you... But I guess I owe you one now don't I?" Scott runs full steam at Ganondorf and leaps up and brings his guitar down onto Ganondorf's head again but also follows up with another heavy, but upward, strike. The momentum of his hit flips him around in mid-air. Landing on his feet he moves back in line with the others.

Metal Man (GM): One hit.,
Anything else?

Scott Gibson: *EoT* *Gives Ganondorf the finger.*

Ganondorf: "I was here before all of you. I will also be the last standing. Long live the Quester Hunters!"

Metal Man (GM): He raises a fist, and the Q with a cross-through with it appears in front of it; then, to boot, the entire field is bombarded by flaming meteorites.

Gibby: "Aw crap!"

Scott Gibson: "Wonderful..."

Metal Man (GM): 70 damage to Gibby.
60 damage to Scott.

Scott Gibson: "Ow! Man!"

Metal Man (GM): He then charges up for yet another attack.

Ganondorf: "We will not be forgotten!"

Scott Gibson: "...Oh Come on!!!"

Metal Man (GM): He flies up and punches the ground, causing a massive shockwave in all directions.

Dragoshi presumes he's revived by... Now. And by now I mean after Ganon's turn.

Scott Gibson: "Blah, blah, blah... Shut up... The Questers kicked your ass once and we'll do it again, and again, and again..."

Metal Man (GM): 15 damage if hit; the important part, however, is it knocks you off the island, requiring a 3 units-worthy jump to get back.

Gibby: "It's just... too much."

Ganondorf: "The Questers who defeated me for real are dead, dead by a lesser man's hand than my own. You are shadows of them, unworthy of my surrender."

Gibby gets knocked off, but inhales some air and uses his flying ability to try and make his way back on the island.

Metal Man (GM): Roll jump checks, if you haven't already, or are Dragoshi... or... Scott could fly via Roxie if he has that.

Scott Gibson puts two fingers to his lips and whistles loudly. Roxy swoops in and stops next to him. He jumps on and flies in.

Metal Man (GM): Sooo... jump check, el Gibby.
And another.
You eventually make it back, though missing 2 TP.

Gibby knew he wasn't going to last long, but at least he was going to go down fighting! He makes another run towards Ganondorf and delivers two more slashes... perhaps his final two.

Metal Man (GM): Hit, miss.

Ganondorf: "You have decayed, Gibby. Be happy to know we shall rest side-by-side. But when all is said and known, I shall have finally gotten my revenge!!!"

Gibby: "No... I'll never be put to rest. That's a promise."

Dragoshi: "...Oh, shut up. You're a broken record. And I'm tired of your witless banter."

Scott Gibson: "As if I'd let my drummer get killed by you anyway!!"

Ganondorf: "Your words are all flash and no sound; my lightning will drive you into the ground."

Dragoshi: "...Hope you have a Phoenix Down to back that up, man."

Gibby: "Oh great, now he's rhyming."

Dragoshi: "...God DAMN. Who the hell do you think you are, Gruntilda!?" *Concentrates...*

Ganondorf: "She would take offense to that remark; a shame she hasn't died, for otherwise she would be here to smack the sense into you."

Dragoshi: "Gyahahahahaha... HAHAHAHAHA! Rise, my ultimate weapon! Annihilate the fool who stands before me!" *Suddenly, a minimech crashes down onto the ground, and instead of firing out a laser, it instead materializes a laser broadsword, and dashes towards Ganon attempting to carve him up.*

Metal Man (GM): He's knocked down... and gets right back up again.

Ganondorf: "You are skilled, but this is a battle of attrition."

Gibby: "...Well so much for last hopes."

Dragoshi: *The mech does so, disappearing, as Drago concentrates again... As an amethyst shard flies out, and attempts to stabbify Ganon's eye!*

Dragoshi: *Luck.*

Metal Man (GM): Aaand he ducks under it.

Dragoshi: *Nevermind.*

Dragoshi snaps his fingers. EoT.

Scott Gibson: "Did you say sound? I've got some sound for you right here!"
*He blasts into his solo again creating electricity and channels it into another four balls of lightning and bats them in a shotgun blast at Ganondorf.
* "YOU'VE BEEN THUNDERSTRUCK!!!"

Dragoshi: *Same time as Scott* "You've been Thunderstruck!"

Gibby: "Uh... yeah, what they said."

Metal Man (GM): Miss miss crit hit.

Scott Gibson: *EoT.*

Metal Man (GM): He's smacked around yet some more, but he always returns to the right place.

Ganondorf: "You shall never defeat the name of Ganondorf!"

Scott Gibson: "Names may last but your ass won't!"

Metal Man (GM): He takes out the Four Sword (also destroyed) and splits into four for a moment, attacking Gibby from all sides with sword slashes.
10 damage per hit, also that 39 is a crit, so 20 damage from that hit.

Dragoshi: "...Okay... Who had the bright idea of destroying the Four Sword?"

Gibby gets chopped up nicely. "I did my best... I have no regrets..." He then dies for the third time. Looks like -he's- out of the picture.

Metal Man (GM): Then he reforms and begins punching Scott up a whole ton, following it up with a powerful punch.
5 damage per hit

Scott Gibson: "...damn!"

Metal Man (GM): CRIT, 80 damage and 10 knockback as Scott is sent flying very far.

Dragoshi winces as Scott gets his arse handed to him.

Metal Man (GM): Ganondorf suddenly glows.

Scott Gibson flies through the air and hits hard. He lies there motionless (til next turn).

Ganondorf: "Yes... this... I am succeeding!"

Dragoshi: "...Ah hayell."
*He concentrates doubly hard...*
*Another Amethyst shard attempts to stab Ganondorf in the eye along with a tarantula trying to bite 'im!*

Metal Man (GM): Hit.

Dragoshi: *Luck.*

Metal Man (GM): Miss, miss.

Scott Gibson drags himself up and punches his fist into the ground with rage..."DRAG! GRAB GIBBY AND GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE! TAKE ROXY!"
He whistles and Roxy flies in to pick them up.
"I'LL BUY YOU SOME TIME! GET MOVING!"

Dragoshi does so.

Ganondorf: "You dare attempt to aid and abet an enemy of me? You shall die for this!" *He chucks two balls of solar energy at Scott.*

Metal Man (GM): 100 damage per hit.

Scott Gibson sees the solar balls coming and slings his guitar... no way he's walking away from this one..."Well, been nice knowing you guys." (Can't dodge either.)

Dragoshi: "...Aw... dammit."

Scott Gibson: *BOOM-age!*

Roxy: *BEEEEEPPPP!!!!!*

Metal Man (GM): He blasts Scott into submission, and then floats up, then laughing crazily.

Dragoshi: *Could I try a hit and run before I exit stage left?*

Ganondorf: "And so, I triumph over the pathetic Questers... I am dead! Long live myself!" *He suddenly flies off.*

Metal Man (GM): (((((( +3000 EXP to all involved (An insanely tough fight) ))))))

Dragoshi: *Nevermind. Apparently, this can be dealt with later*"Gaw dammet. I'm the only survivor. Phew." *He glows slightly, levelling up.*

Roxy: *sobbingly beeps.*

Metal Man (GM): Now with the dead bodies of Scott and Gibby hovering behind you, you alone dictate the success of your mission...

Dragoshi: *Sighs* "Well, let's move on." *Continues onward.*

Roxy: *...*

Metal Man (GM): You land back at the graveyard, the island upon which Ganondorf beat you up crashing in the distance and exploding.
It's still raining, but the clouds are less oppressive.
This place offers no way to really navigate through, thanks to Lynk's rather plain instructions.

Dragoshi: "...Nothing can be done 'bout what happened... And, since I lack Phoenix Downs..." *He moves on.*

Metal Man (GM): You move on.
You make your way through. Time slowly flows by as you seem lost in this endless land of tombstones.

Roxy: *...beeep...? tries to speak to Dragoshi... though she knows he can't understand her.*

Dragoshi: "Zuh? Huh. Wish I could understand ya." *Moves onward, but before doing so, pulling the hood of his cloak up, and putting his hands in his pocket*

Roxy: *lowly revs her engine and turns her headlight to the ground.*

Metal Man (GM): You continue going around; you seem to be lost.

Dragoshi: "...Dammit, that imbecile said East. How much further is it, anyway..."

Metal Man (GM): It's almost like this place is endless; you've lost track of directions.

Dragoshi continues moving East... Wherever that direction is now.

Metal Man (GM): Upon your 10,000th step, exactly, a weird looking guy with a map appears.

???: "What'chu lookin fer, pardner?"

Roxy: *...!...*

Dragoshi: *Stops.* "...'Ello. Well, I'm lookin' for a friend of mine. You?"

???: "People to buy me maps, o' course!"

Dragoshi: "...How convenient. How much would a map o this place cost?"

Roxy: *Beep... beeep... b-beEP...!*

???: "That might not be helpin' ye. My maps are for people, er thingz."

Dragoshi: "...Ah, so you're saying your maps are used to locate people?"

???: "I only came here 'cause you looked to be looking fer somethin'."

Roxy: *BeeP!*

Dragoshi: "Well, of course. I'm trying to look for where my friend, Julian is."

???: "Ahhh... he's ripping the paint offa Matek. I'll charge ye only 1500 coins fer him."

Dragoshi: *Shells out 1500 coins*"There ya go, good sir."

Roxy: *B-beep! Beeeeep... beep... BeEp! revvs her engine high and readies to motor to Julian's location ASAP after hearing this.*

Dragoshi: .oO(Matek, huh? Didn't that knight in Dracula's castle mention something 'bout a guy named Matek? Odd.)

???: "Okay, then. It's a sad, saad thing what those people upstairs do... Tingle sells them for 10,000 times the price!"

Metal Man (GM): He vanishes and the map shows a live location of Julian relative to you. Easy to get to him now.

Dragoshi: "That fiend! Ah well, good thing my friends an I dealt with 'im." *HE smirks, following the map's directions.*

Roxy: *tries to move in a way as to suggest getting on. She's ready to move. BEEP!*

Dragoshi hops on, then.

Roxy: *jets up at maximum speed and hauls ass to Julian's position as fast as she can go throwing up waves of sand with her speed.*

Metal Man (GM): Aaand we pause. We're almost done, but we need a cameo appearance of Julian to clinch the deal.
Buuuuut this is almost a guaranteed
MISSION COMPLETE
So you get yet +10,000 coins early.

Roxy: *Beep.*

Julian Sawyer: *Let's get it started.*

Dragoshi: *Ready to roll. Or somethin' like that.*

Metal Man (GM): Continuation
Julian fights strongly but without exact success against Matek. Matek himself brandishes his sword.

Matek: "And now, to finish yo---" *SCHLORK.*

Julian Sawyer: "..."

Metal Man (GM): He's suddenly impaled on a flaming sword. And not a nice one, either. Ganondorf kicks him down to the ground, as he becomes dead again.

Julian Sawyer: "Aw hell. I gotta kill you AGAIN?"

Ganondorf: "It is you who shall be killed. I defeated the great Gibby and the not-so-great Scott, and you're going to be the next victim."

Editor's Note: Ganondorf is apparently now Akuma.

Metal Man (GM): He is still damaged from his last fight; he may be pushing it. Or he may be able to take Julian on.

Julian Sawyer: "Gibby ain't so great anymore. An' I already killed you once, an' I'm gonna do it again. 'Cause I got this stick." *Brandishes Auron's Staff!* "Gonna beat you so hard you gonna wish you stayed in the sand!"

Ganondorf: "That stick?" *He laughs* "You don't even know what it is!"

Metal Man (GM): He powers up again, Triforce and all, and then moves to fight you.
Order: Julian, Ganondorf

Ganondorf: "Show me what you've got; it won't matter."

Julian Sawyer starts off by reaching into his vest, pulling out...
*Another freakin' switchblade!
Which might become lodged in Ganon's forehead! THROW!*

Metal Man (GM): He laughs and deflects it...
And then retaliates by hurling a massive ball of swirling energy at you!
100 damage if that hits.
EVD check to see if you can counter him.

Julian Sawyer: *Fuck.*

Metal Man (GM): Hm... defender wins. You counter him; your turn again.

Ganondorf: "Yes!! Yes! Struggle!"

Julian Sawyer surges towards Ganondorf, the staff glowing blood red as Julian tries to hook and FOCUS SLAM him into the ground!

Metal Man (GM): He's slammed into the ground, but he gets right back up.
Normal or special?
Continue.

Julian Sawyer then tries to whack Ganon good in the... crotch! Low Blow! Low Blow!

Metal Man (GM): Hit. He's dazed by it.

Ganondorf: "The fight... has only begun!"

Julian Sawyer finishes up by trying to damn-near ram the staff through Ganondorf's head while it glows orange! Focus Punch!

Metal Man (GM): Hit!

Julian Sawyer: *And EoT.*

Metal Man (GM): He's knocked far back. However, he floats up and flies nearly instantaneously back to face you, before then flailing at you with his fists wildly and trying to finish his combo with an insanely powerful punch.
5 damage per hit
50 damage, 5 knockback.

Ganondorf: "Hah-hahahahah!"

Julian Sawyer's out
*Two
And Julian's back! I bet he's angry.* "NOW you done it!" *Yeop. Foreign Object time! Julian's got a...
Trick Knife! It's a launch...
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK!*

Metal Man (GM): Hit!

Julian Sawyer: *Several different camera speeds, angles, and close-ups of Ganondorf being whacked in the noggin by a fake knife handle.*

Metal Man (GM): He's sent backwards, surprised but not slowed down.
Anything else?

Julian Sawyer charges! ANGRY! Focus Hook and Slam!

Metal Man (GM): Hit!
He's knocked back, and gets up.
Anything else?

Julian Sawyer: *Neop.*

Ganondorf: "That is nothing!" *He brandishes a fist, and three lightning bolts fly at Julian.*

Metal Man (GM): 20 damage per hit, stun if hit.

Julian Sawyer: *Hit Hit BLOCK.*

Metal Man (GM): He follows it up with five powerful but inaccurate Sword slashes.
10 damage per hit.

Julian Sawyer: *Block OW OW Block Block Foreign Object time. Again! Julian's got a...
...water bottle.
Price Is Right FAIL music
Throw! EoT!*

Metal Man (GM): Hit.
He gets up, then attacks Julian with a Solar energy ball and ends his turn.
100 damage if that hits.

Julian Sawyer ... LIIIIIIIVES!
*With 4 HP.
Once more...
He 's got a...
*SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDGEHAMMER!
He looks semi-relieved, weighing it a bit in his hands "Oh yeah. This'll do nicely." *Julian then grips it tight and tries to ram it into Ganondorf's skull!*

Metal Man (GM): HE"S HIT< AND THEN MY KEYBOARD FREAKS OUT."
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The damage is beginning to get to him... anything else?

Julian Sawyer then proceeds to stomp the hell out of Ganon while he's down and take his sword. MUG!

Metal Man (GM): You get nothing but 5 damage from his flaming self.
Hm. That's a dumb way to lose a life.

Julian Sawyer: *Gack!*

Metal Man (GM): You lose that life; Ganondorf powers up and then decides to greet your return with a hearty hand full of flaming energy.
*ZOOM* A whopping 80 damage.

Ganondorf: "You are doomed. I will be known as the first successful villain... .and I'll kill the Questers next!"

Julian Sawyer: "Hey! Mr. Big Green an' Ugly!" *Julian fishes in his back pocket and pulls out two blueish bottles...* "Simon says Fuck You." *And downs them both!*

Ganondorf: "You speak much... but you lack any way to back your words up."

Julian Sawyer's back to 3 lives! And he's fully healed! And he's out of TP! End Of Turn.

Ganondorf: "Futile." *He holds out a hand and fires not one, not two, but three balls of Solar energy.*

Metal Man (GM): 100 damage per hit.

Julian Sawyer: *ASS!*

Metal Man (GM): He waits for Julian to appear again, and laughs.

Ganondorf: "Most fools would ask for you to join them. I'm going to beat you to death over and over again instead."

Metal Man (GM): He runs at you in a rage, attempting to punch you into oblivion.
5 damage per hit.
However!
Dragoshi appears on the scene.
As does The Wraith and Aetos, if he wants to join in. Backup, so to speak.

Dragoshi: *And, Dragoshi jumps offa Roxy, hood still up, and scythe drawn* "Okay, Jules, I-You again? Gaw dammet."

Ganondorf: "About time. I need to kill you to cement my power."

Aetos sighs and appears. "So Metal called and wanted some help. Poor Ganondorf."

Julian Sawyer: *Beat him to DEATH. With Haymaker 1, 2, 3, 4! CRIIIIIIITICAL!*

Dragoshi: *And, after Julian's done, Dragoshi zooms on in, and concentrates doubly hard, calling forth... Three darts and an Albatross. At least it ain't completely sucky.*

Metal Man (GM): Order: Dragoshi, John, Julian, Ganondorf
And... Forgot Aetos. Silly me.
Order: Dragoshi, John, Julian, Aetos, Ganondorf

Ganondorf: "Hmph! Child's play."

Dragoshi: *And Dragoshi's crappy darts get stuck in Ganon's arm, as he slashes Ganon across the stomach with the albatross! EoT!*

The Wraith: "This has to end... We need to get you guys out of here." *He begins by forming a dark barrier around himself, then spinning those stones around for a Revnant's Roulette...* "...Let's move out."
*The stones stop with the yellow one at the top... He flashes brightly as a yellow bolt issues forth toward Ganondorf.*

Dragoshi: "Amen to that, man."

Metal Man (GM): He dodges it quickly.

John: *...Or should I say at a nearby wisp of flame.*

Ganondorf: "A classic show of inaccuracy."

John: *EoT.*

Metal Man (GM): Aetos' turn

Aetos wafts his hands about as a glowing breeze comes and flows into Julian.

Julian Sawyer: *Yeop.*

Ganondorf: "Taste my fury, foul Questers!"

Metal Man (GM): He hurls two balls of Solar Energy at Julian, and two at Dragoshi ..Just ouch, man. 200, then 100, Julian's way.

Dragoshi: "Gyahahaha!"*Dodgefest!*

Julian Sawyer: *Hate you ALL.*

Metal Man (GM): And a buncha sucky rolls for Dragoshi; assuming they hit, 100 each. His Triforce halo starts to look unstable.

Dragoshi: *Let's-a try zat again...*

Aetos tilts his head. "Waz dat?"

Dragoshi: *...Screw you too.*

The Wraith: *He eyes around at the situation... He sees two Questers already fallen, and two others weakened... Yet he sees Ganondorf also growing weaker...*

Dragoshi: "...God dammit, what is up with these stupid darts!?" *...Let's try this again... Oh, FINALLY! A Tarantula tries to bite Ganon.*

Metal Man (GM): Hit. You get a free hit from that.

Dragoshi: *Within 1 TP, I'm assumin'. So that means Specials are outta the question?*

Metal Man (GM): Okay, brb for 5 minutes
Free shot here, John.

The Wraith: .oO(Opportunity knocks... Here we go.)

John: *Rolling for crit.*

The Wraith: *The dark blue stone glows this time, issuing forth a wavy, dark blue beam...*

John: *13 damage.*

Metal Man (GM): Hitz.

Dragoshi: "...Pretty good shot."

Metal Man (GM): Anything else?

The Wraith: *The spirit decides to save his extra TP, though...* "...All of you, get out of here. Even if we manage to take him down, we can't completely kill him here. I'm still in good shape; I can hold him off for a bit and catch up later."

John: *EoT.*

Dragoshi: "..." .oO(...Does he really expect any of us to listen?)

Metal Man (GM): Juli--- *skip* Aetos' turn

Aetos twiddles his thumbs and then shrugs, holding his hand out as it sprays forth a couple small piercing wind objects.

The Wraith: .oO(...These are Questers I'm talking to... Geh. Why am I trying logic?)

Ganondorf: "The triforce follows my wishes. You cannot defeat me as long as it is in power. Heh heh heh!"

Dragoshi: "Then why is it shakier than a Jenga tower missing five pieces?"

Ganondorf: .oO(I just want to redeem my coupon which says 'Kill 3 Questers, win a minivan.)

Metal Man (GM): j/k

Ganondorf: "I shall have to hit you all at once. This will do." *He holds up his fists, and it rains ball lightning! Ahhhhhh!!!!!*

Metal Man (GM): ...And it misses everyone, I bet. Ahhhhhh!!! (That threatens all)

Dragoshi: *He... Elegantly dances out of the way? What the hell, man?*

Aetos twiddles his thumbs again, dodging them.

The Wraith: *The spirit actually manages to dodge... The first one is easy enough, but he just barely manages to avoid the second.*

Aetos: "At least you're dramatic!"

Ganondorf: "An insufficient attack... I shouldn't have given you the time to react."

Dragoshi: "...Thanks. I needed to work on my dancing." *Blasts Ganondorf with Indignation. Or tries to.*

Metal Man (GM): Luckies seem to have died. Somehow. *Miss.*

Dragoshi: *...No counter from Ganonpork?*

Metal Man (GM): Nope.

Dragoshi: *'Kay. Let's try this whole random item dealy one more time... ...At least isn't darts. An amethyst shard flies forward and attempts to stab Ganondorf!*

The Wraith: "I don't see any movement..." .oO(...Focus.) He glances at Dragoshi, then suddenly vanishes from sight...
*FWOOM!* *He reappears in Ganondorf's face *(hopefully) *with a Hell Raiser. *(25 damage)

Metal Man (GM): Hit.

The Wraith: *He then follows up with two successive Thrashes, magical flails of spiraling energy... And he again bides his remaining time... EoT.*

Julian Sawyer: *And Julian's back up! I bet he's gonna use an item* "Down the hatch..." *Yeop. Julian downs two more Phoenix Downs to end his turn.*

Dragoshi: "...Got any more of those, man?" >_>

Ganondorf: "If I cannot kill you, then I shall ensure you have no more money... at least then I shall be satisfied!"

Metal Man (GM): He hurls two balls of Solar energy at Julian.
100 damage per hit.

Dragoshi: "...Hmph" *Concentrates once, and save his remaining two TP after... He tosses a Molotov Cocktail at Ganondorf!*
*Which hits a tombstone!*

Julian Sawyer: *Yeop.*
"Only a matter a' time 'fore I kill you AGAIN!"

The Wraith: "I suppose we'll just have to stun him long enough for us to get away... But when he falls, waste no time talking and get the hell outta here." *Revnant's Roulette!*

Dragoshi: "...What he said." *Looks back as John unleashes something good...*

The Wraith: *The red stone stops at the peak, and the spirit starts glowing, charging the attack...*

Dragoshi: "...Red stone this time? Oh, THIS oughta be good."

The Wraith: *WFOOOOOOM!* *He issues forth a tremendous, red 'canonball' of energy at his target. 50 damage.*

Metal Man (GM): Hit.

Dragoshi: "Now we're talkin'!"

John: *Save 2 TP, EoT.*

Julian Sawyer runs up to Ganondorf and... kicks him in the groin! Low Blow! Low Blow!
*CROTCH'D.*

Metal Man (GM): Hit!
Anything else?

Julian Sawyer ... conserves 2 TP! End Of Turn.

Metal Man (GM): (((((( Aetos' turn(s) ))))))
You have 8 TP, and Ganondorf will be insta-hit by your first attack.

Aetos quickly draws his spear that he didn't forget again. He aims it at Ganon and it begins glowing gold/orange as he moans, "Chaaaoooossssss..." Charge type 1 "SPEAR!"

Metal Man (GM): Good thing he's dazed.
He's undazed; continue.

Dragoshi: "...Nice."

Aetos then opens up his hands toward Ganondorf as his spear vanishes, A wind encircles them and forms a large cannon like Megaman's. They vibrate and then a blast of wind rockets out and slams Ganondorf.

Metal Man (GM): Miss.
Low on HP, Ganondorf powers up once more.

Dragoshi: "..." .oO(Ah hayell.)

Ganondorf: "You will never stop me; I'll take you all down, once and for all!"

Metal Man (GM): He glows... yelling, and then white light pours out of him.

Dragoshi: "..." .oO(Ker-zuh?)

The Wraith: "Ergh..." .oO(Focus... Be ready.)

Julian Sawyer braces himself for it...

Metal Man (GM): Then, before you can react, a massive explosion occurs... thus, EVD check; as the entire area is blasted with white energy.

Julian Sawyer: "Bring it on, muthafuc-" *LOLSPLOSION.*

Metal Man (GM): The massive explosion deals 500 damage to all who roll 20 and below.

The Wraith: *The spirit sees the flicker leading to the explosion, and immediately dives upward & backward!*

Metal Man (GM): After the massive explosion, he's... still standing... laughing.

Ganondorf: "I won't go down until my time has come; and I believe it has begun anew."

Aetos vanishes like a bomb went off when he was holding it.

Dragoshi: *Thank GOD Dragoshi used the power of magnificent dancing skills to evade that, he then laughs as the explosion subsides* "...MISSED, FOOL." *He then concentrates... And, with that, Dragoshi tosses a molotov cocktail and a pair pf scythes at senior Ganonpork.
...Too bad he spent all his dice luck on that evasive maneuver. Aw well, one more for the gipper.*

Ganondorf: "You are exactly what you claimed I was. Hah!"

Dragoshi: *An amethyst shard flies out and attempts to stab Ganondorf.*

Metal Man (GM): Hit.

Dragoshi: *At least that hits. 5 damage.*

The Wraith: "I believe this would be a good time to end this..." .oO(Now's the time... Let's rumble.)
*The wraith emits a loud keen as all seven stones lock in a perfect circle around the larger stone, then each send a beam to the center one...*

Metal Man (GM): Miss.

The Wraith: *And the blast of ungodly power FLIES OFF INTO THE DISTANCE. But yes, the spirit remains with a red glow... Which he then utilizes by vanishing...*

Metal Man (GM): Hit.

The Wraith: *And reappearing with an extra-mighty kerboom!* *Hell Raiser! 35 damage. He still bides his time, waiting for it now... EoT.*

Metal Man (GM): He's hit by the attack, and then falls back, getting up slowly. He breathes heavily, his face bloodied, and the fire going out.
The Triforce winks out and he appears trapped.

Dragoshi: "...What were you saying about killing us...?"

The Wraith: *His eyes narrow.* "...Brace yourselves."

Ganondorf: "I admire your determination... but I will not submit to your tactics."

Julian Sawyer: "Well well well, what we got here..."

Ganondorf: "I could kill you with a mob of my own, but I choose not to... until now."

Metal Man (GM): He laughs and then takes out a mirror, brandishing it.

Julian Sawyer: "...Aw hell."

Ganondorf: "You have a choice... leave this cursed realm... or taste the wrath of this object!"

Aetos revives too?

Dragoshi: "...Anyone wanna break that mirror? "

The Wraith: "Alright, kids, you paying attention? Let's go with the former choice."

Dragoshi: "...Eh. Whichever choice works."

Julian Sawyer: "Problem with that. Can't 'xactly LEAVE the Infernal Realm wit'out givin' up yo' soul."

Aetos thinks. "Mirror?"

Ganondorf: "Not quite so." *He arcs the mirror, and a hole to Nintendus appears.*

The Wraith: "Not by their channels, no..."

Aetos: "Magic mirror...?"

Dragoshi: "...Well, we have that." *Points at Matek's corpse. If it's still there.*

Ganondorf: "It does many things... things which would curdle your blood to see."

Julian Sawyer: "...MotherFUCKER."

Dragoshi: "Like summon horrors men mortal and immortal alike were not to see?"

The Wraith: "We will leave now. This battle is over."

Ganondorf: "So I see. I shall leave before your comrades disobey you."

Aetos: "AHEM?"

Metal Man (GM): He turns to Aetos.

Ganondorf: "And what do you want?"

Dragoshi: "...Well, either way, I think I'll take my leave as well. Seeing as I've WAY past overstayed my visit."

Aetos: "I want to go back to the ... Second Moon?"

Julian Sawyer: "Whole reason I revived Matek in the first place was to get outta this godforsaken realm... Aetos, what you up to now?"

The Wraith: "...That can be arranged once we're back at base, Aetos. Don't ask him for more than we need." *He turns to the brawler.* "...You first, Private Julian."

Ganondorf: "...I am not a warp machine." *He rips open a warp to the Dark World and vanishes within.*

Aetos gasps! "The Dark World!!!"

Dragoshi: "...Well, that was peculiar."

Aetos walks up to Ganon's exit.

Metal Man (GM): +5,000 EXP

The Wraith: "If you go there, I'm leavin' you to the vultures."

Aetos: "I won't forget!"

Julian Sawyer: "Whoa whoa whoa... Who up an' died, an' made you the boss, Ghost?"

Metal Man (GM): It sits there, spinning with evil and darkness.

Aetos runs to the mirror and in.

Julian Sawyer: *78!*

Metal Man (GM): Aetos leaps into the darkness.

Julian Sawyer: "..."

Dragoshi: *68!*

The Wraith: *He doesn't respond to Julian's question, lofting an eyebrow as he sees Aetos leap...*

Metal Man (GM): Picking dark world or light world, Aetos?

The Wraith: *He shakes his head.* "...I'll see you back at HQ." *As nobody else seems keen on going in, he drifts through the portal to Nintendus.*

Metal Man (GM): I'm not interested in forcing you anywhere, but you can go either.

Dragoshi: "...Hmmm..." *Enters the portal to Nintendus.*

Aetos shakes his head, outside the dark world portal., screaming into it. "I'm coming back for you!!!" and he goes to the Nintendus portal.

Julian Sawyer FINALLY leaves the godforsaken Infernal Realm with his soul intact. Halleujah!

Aetos would have to go to Metal for yet another portal to the moon...

Metal Man (GM): Mission Accomplished --+20,000 coins

The Wraith: *Once back at base, the spirit silently guides the fallen Questers to our resident doctor.*

Dragoshi follows Wraith.

Dr. Mario: "Hmmmm... this shall require... lots and lots of electricity-a!"

Metal Man (GM): Dr. Mario gets out a dangerous-looking nuclear reactor and hooks up Scott and Gibby's bodies to it, and then sets it to 'EXTREME'

Dragoshi: "...They're gonna get Thunderstruck. In an entirely different way, I mean."

Metal Man (GM): *BZAAAAPPPPP* With a lot of energy, and half of their coins going to Dr. Mario, they're revived.

The Wraith: *After overseeing his fellow Questers' revivals, he turns and vanishes into thin air... Not reappearing this time.*

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