Super Smash Quest - Story - Chapter 67: The Fource of Ganondorf
Date: July 19th, 20th and 21st, 2004.
Locos Docos: "After looking at this for over two hours, I have decided on two cubes, Mr. G&W." *transports 1200 gold to the counter.* "A cube of Counter and Mug, if you please."
G&W: "Okay." He sticks them on the counter and takes the gold. "Here you go. Please come again."
Locos Docos puts the Mug Cube on the second from the bottom slot and the Counter on the second from the top. "And now, when enemies attack me... uhh..." He walks back to R&R or Big Room; whichever is closer. "Eeeehhhhh... when would this take place? They attack me up close like a slash... or can I also counter by a projectile..? Curious!" He sits down cross-legged on the nearest seat that isn't Gibby wonders how the attack would be triggered. "...?.. ...??.. ? ...*sigh.*..Better go test it in the only place I know where."
Locos Docos sheathes the hammer into the slot behind his back, and gets up. He leaves Big Room or R&R and takes a left down the hallway. Pressing the elevator door button, he waits, tapping his right foot a bit impatiently, until it arrives. Upon its arrival, he presses the floor button where the entrance to the stadium is located.
Metal Man (GM): The elevator finally arrives. BEEP! It opens. Floor 3 would be where the stadium catwalk is.
Locos Docos arrives at whatever floor it is located on. He comes out, wiping his forehead with a small sponge, and putting it back in his back pocket. He goes to the entrance, opening the left door. He then opens the next door to where the outside is located. He wanders outside.
Metal Man (GM): Locos reaches the inside of the stadium. It's old, slightly mildewy, but still the stadium. The controls are ready. Someone left them unlocked by accident. Locos has never actually seen the inside of the booth...
Yurie a soft humming is heard from the giant, inverted dome in the center of the arena... apparently, someone has activated the systems...
Locos Docos smells the aroma of stench, then backs off a bit. He was actually wanting to wander to the outside world, but this will do since he usually loses himself in thought. He goes to the booth, slightly curious at what's inside, and walks in... "Now what here triggers a random enemy to come out of nowhere... Can't ehhh... see in this... oh wait... Yes.. I can see, nevermind. Well, I guess turning it on would help first... now where..."
Metal Man (GM): The booth has a million buttons.
Yurie (GM): Locos heard sounds coming from the arena. Seems someone -had- turned it on, as a figure in a dark colored jacket and skirt wielding a rapier fights off several opponents made of wire-frames...
Yurie: "Ha!" *shink!* *krakoom!*
Locos Docos: "!"
Metal Man (GM): ...And a note taped above the buttons. 'DO NOT TOUCH UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH' ...It's really old and yellowed, too.
Yurie smoothly pirouettes away from the incoming slashes and thrusts of the wire-frame things, parrying one or two strikes as she ripostes... killing off the othr two opponents.
Metal Man (GM): 'Course, it makes sense, since it has everything from Self-cleaning mode to electrify the stands mode.
Locos Docos: "Ohhhh noo. Life thinks it's gonna hand me a course in 'how to be an idiot'. Well I say nay!" *pounds his fist on the control board as he says nay, not really aiming at where he was hitting.*
Metal Man (GM): *SMACK* Whoever's in the arena would be surprised to see the arena change to Great Bay.
Locos Docos: "...Now I say 'Oh shit'!"
Yurie: "Bleh... these holograms are starting to irritate me... what the..."
Metal Man (GM): The holo thing, of course, has a few unlabeled buttons. They're dusty, like they've never been used. ...Including that one that's been taped over...
Locos Docos: "...Ehhh... curiosity gets the best of me sooo..." *he presses one about 4 buttons to the right, 3 levers downward, and a switch to the right of the one that's taped over; a dusty one.*
Yurie: "...HEY! UP THERE! STOPPIT!"
Metal Man (GM): A beam sword appears. Then, the opponents morph into Ness. The dusty one just starts beeping. Beeping... then it plays a message. Like the one when one dials a number to the wrong area code.
Yurie growls, then hops onto a platform and rides out of the cylinder of the arena, then through the defense screen and hopping off, stalking up to the booth.
Computer: "Doo dooo doo. Sorry, but you need the key to activate... secret compartment X."
Metal Man (GM): The button is still blinking, but unless he takes apart the booth, Locos won't be opening that compartment any time soon. Yurie would see Locos is apparently having fun with those buttons.
Locos Docos looks for a something of key.
Metal Man (GM): Locos finds a box of lucky charms!
Locos Docos: "Outdated and I'm not gonna even touch it."
Metal Man (GM): ...Obviously not a key, but he spotted it.
Locos Docos searches throughly by...
Metal Man (GM): Locos discovers just the key he needs, hidden under the holo thing and in a minuscule hole.
Metal Man (GM): It says 'Compartment X key.'
Locos Docos yells out."Sorry, what did you say? I can't hear you!"
Yurie is at the door of the booth Locos is in -.-
Locos Docos did not realize. ^_^; "Oops... ehh.heh... Hi? Your voice is kinda muffled, and I can't see who you are clearly..."
Yurie: "...it's me, Yurie." *stalks towards him.* "...why were you interfering with my practice?"
Computer: "Doo dooo doo! Insert key to open compartment X."
Locos Docos: "I stumbled into here actually thinking that this was to the outside. ...Say your fingers are smaller than mine... could you get the key from this hole here?"
Metal Man (GM): There's a shiny key in the hole that he was looking at.
Yurie: >.> "Fine..." *leans down and reaches in.*
Metal Man (GM): Yurie gets it out. There's a blinking blue button that it fits in.
Locos Docos: "Sorry for being a nuisance." *shrugs.* "I just was never in here before..."
Yurie slides it in, then turns the key.
Metal Man (GM): The floor of the stadium opens up. The Questers would recognize it as where Klumsy's will was hidden, except now there's a box down there.
Locos Docos: "Oh... my word. Is that an underground burial chamber? ...Under the stadium I mean."
Yurie: "...I doubt it. Lets check it out..."
Locos Docos: "You are more oriented to stealth so I'll follow."
Yurie walks out of the booth and down the stairs, then slides down the smooth curve of the arena to the bottom, then kneels by the box.
Metal Man (GM): The box says 'Compartment X'. It then opens by itself.
Locos Docos is close by...
Metal Man (GM): Inside... is a bunch of broken necklaces.
Yurie: "...the heck?" *reaches in and pulls them out.
Metal Man (GM): ...And a picture of Wolfman's family...
Metal Man (GM): The necklaces say 'Max Up'... but are crumbly.
Locos Docos: "These are... The old items when Wolf was in charge."
Yurie: "...just a bunch of junk." >.<
Metal Man (GM): There's 3 robots in there. 'Beta Bot' 'Alpha Bot' and 'Zeta Bot.' All are dead. Then, there's one half of a tape.
Yurie: "...huh... *pulls them out.* Light and Oak might be interested in these..."
Metal Man (GM): It says 'Expla.'
Locos Docos: "...A half-tape? It's probably something insignificant like me."
Metal Man walks down, somehow knowing. "Hey! You found my secret stash! ...Do you want to hear that tape?"
Locos Docos: "We would like to hear of it..."
Metal Man: "While the rest of that is junk, the tape is pure gold!"
Yurie: "Might as well..."
Locos Docos: "Lemme guess..."
Metal Man (GM): Metal pulls out a tape player and a tape named 'nation.' Half of one, of course.
Locos Docos: "Lots of personal significance."
Metal Man: "Yeah. Lots of it." *puts it all together.*
Metal Man (GM): The tape plays. ...It's Hawaiian music.
Metal Man: "...Uhhh... did I tape over it?"
Locos Docos: "Might've."
Metal Man (GM): Then, it cuts out.
Tape: "Hello. This is... well, not a will, but a record of something. These baubles are junk. Meant only as museum pieces. The Max Ups are useless except to remember the follies of Dr. Light. The picture is just there because... I kinda forgot to give it back to Wolfman. I made those robots myself. Thus... they're some sort of weird mess. Finally... I'm sure you're after gold."
Locos Docos: "...That would explain the wiring."
Tape: "Well, sorry, no gold for you." *raspberry noise.* "And now, for the rest of the Hawaiian guitar fest." It cuts out, playing Hawaiian music.
Locos Docos: "You went on vacation?" *looks to boss.*
Metal Man (GM): "...No... I found that tape behind a dumpster."
Locos Docos: "Will they remain here?"
Metal Man (GM): "They should remain here. Oh, yeah. I almost forgot."
Locos Docos: "A warning of probation?" *gulps.*
Metal Man takes the picture, opens the frame carefully, and pulls out a slip of paper. He gives the slip to Yurie.
Yurie: "...?" *reads it.*
Metal Man: "This is for the REAL thing. When you find it, open it with this."
Metal Man (GM): The paper says 'Main Engine Hexadecimal Access.'
Yurie: "...the heck..?"
Metal Man: "Yeah... I can't really explain it now. For some reason, I hid something somewhere, then erased all memory of it."
Metal Man: "Whenever I try to look for it, my mind deletes THOSE thoughts too. Anyways. Good luck on finding whatever treasure I hid." *Packs up the junk and takes his half of the junk tape.*
Locos Docos: "I'll turn off Compartment X, and be on my way to the outside of this whole building. I need to find a wandering hostile to test something on."
Locos Docos is now outside. He gets out his sponge and wipes off his neck of more sweat. He stands and breathes in the air that's around the building of SSQ, then goes for a wander around for a random hostile, be it a Goomba, Kent C. Koopa, Omega Metroid, a Starman Jr., one of the seven of the Koopa Kids, a weapon, a vampire, a Tektite, Hydro, or even some kind of dresser drawer. Hell, he'd even face a rat that's on some kind of a motorcycle with a sawblade on the front of it. What other enemies is he missing... King Koopa by myself?!
Metal Man (GM): Well, as Locos wanders into Toad Town, he would see lots of things. This would be the non-crashed portion of Toad Town. Toads are going about their normal lives.
Locos Docos: "Oh yes... a bear, a rat, a Golden Saint... Let's see... the Dark Queen which would be the Battletoad's archnemesis... Silas Volkmire, Cap'n Cork..." *wanders about the town to the eastern side of town.*
Metal Man (GM): *Random encounter music.*
Locos Docos: "An insane smited Enigma from an abandoned forest... !!? By the gods! Is that the Final Fantasy VI enemy music!?"
Metal Man (GM): ...It's an evil guy with a surfboard!
Surfer: "Huh. Huh. It's a person! Gimme yer wallet!"
Locos Docos: "...The seaport! No wonder I found you... Narf. Here comes a big ol' wipeout, dude!" He comes with hammer unsheathed, charging at the surfer, and jumping about 3 feet from the ground to deliver a vertical swing to its head.
Metal Man (GM): The surfer dodges.
Surfer: "Totally uncool, dude!"
Metal Man (GM): He then tries to smack Locos with his board. *WIPEOUT*
Locos Docos takes an evasion step by ducking, strafes to the left, makes about a 1/3 of a circle, and tries for a horizontal swing.
Metal Man (GM): Miss. The surfer tries to hit Locos. *SMACK.*
Locos Docos gets smacked, jumps backward, and goes for a jump attack vertically.
Metal Man (GM): Hit. Locos finishes the battle, then returns to HQ. A while passes...
Locos Docos: "...And here's your 20 coins, Mr. G&W."
Razor is lounging out in the R&R room... chowing down on a few eggrolls.
Metal Man (GM): Another normal day. Afternoon.
Razor (GM): With soy sauce... lots of soy sauce.
Sora: "..." *YAAAAAAaaaaawn.* *is lounging in R&R.*
Yurie is sharpening her sword.
Locos Docos: "Now where's my two wilt shrooms??"
Gibby is at the R+R room as well... and he starts walking up to Razor, and those eggrolls.
Aribar is currently sleeping on the floor in the R&R...
G&W: "...Huh... what? Oh."
Metal Man (GM): G&W gives Locos two Wilt Shrooms.
Gibby: "Soooo... you gonna... eat all those?"
Razor looks down to Gibby. "Help yourself..."
Metal Man (GM): *BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP* 'Report to Big Room for Mission Briefing.' That things been going off an awful lot...
Gibby: "Aw man..."
Aribar wakes up with a start. "Gah!"
Yurie: "This must be the Satellite Mission."
Gibby quickly grabs two egg rolls, and shoves them into his mouth.
Metal Man walks by to the Big Room.
Yurie closes her Dex, then stands, stretches, an heads to the Big Room.
Aribar then walks towards the Big Room... Walking into a few walls on the way.
Gibby: "Off I go!" *dashes to the Big Room.*
Razor takes the last eggroll and walks down the hall whilst munching.
Sora: *heads for the Big Room.
Yurie: "Say, Sora... how exactly can you wield that big thing?" *points to the Keyblade.*
Sora: "This?" He holds up the Keyblade. "... I just do. It... sort of comes naturally, I guess."
Locos Docos reports to wherever.
Metal Man (GM): Mewtwo is there, it's all ready for another briefing.
Mewtwo: "Now, let's see... this mission is about a satel--PSYCHE!"
Sora does Cloud Strife's sword spin victory pose.
Mewtwo: "...No. It's not about that ruddy satellite."
Locos Docos: "Woohoo! It isn't!" He comes into the room as he hears it.
Mewtwo: "We can't even FIND IT."
Locos Docos: "A cloaking device!?"
Mewtwo: "Anyway, today's mission is a bit more work then the last one. Yeah... must be the best cloaking device ever seen."
Locos Docos: "Right... go on..."
Sora: "... Or not seen..."
Aribar blinks and yawns. "Huh? Thats nice..." *Yawn.*
Gibby: "We're ready for anything you got."
Razor shoves the rest of the eggroll into his mouth and begins to chew.
Mewtwo: "It appears Ganondorf thinks he can do things while we fight Smithy. Well, it turns out he took over Gerudo Valley."
Razor rolls his eyes, still munching away.
Locos Docos: "Hmm..."
Mewtwo: "He's taken the entire populace into his prison, and created some large building to scare away intruders."
Yurie: "A large building?"
Locos Docos: "Is it like his old castle?"
Mewtwo: "Oh, yeah, and it has some hex that keeps those wearing tunics from entering."
Sora: "Let me guess... big black castle, right?"
Aribar blinks and wakes up at the mention of Ganondorf.
Mewtwo: "Nah... just a big black tower. Made out of burnt steel."
Aribar: "... Those wearing tunics? Just my day..."
Sora: "Ah. Yeah, I know the type of place."
Locos Docos: "Aye, that be Ganondorf Dragmire all over it."
Sora: "Good thing I got this armor."
Aribar: "Even normal tunics like this one, Mewmix?"
Mewtwo: "ALL Tunics."
Aribar: "... ."
Mewtwo: "...Not even Zelda can walk in there."
Yurie: "...so we have to go topless?"
Mewtwo: "...No, it's just that none of the royal family or wearing tunics can enter."
Razor finishes his egroll and shoots a grin to Yurie.
Locos Docos: "But there's a seal on it, right?"
Mewtwo: "You'll just have to wear normal clothes."
Aribar: "Excuse me..." *He heads to his room to change into his normal clothes.*
Mewtwo: "Yes. A seal that not even all the sages can break."
Yurie: "Good thing I'm used to fighting without armor."
Locos Docos: "@!?!?"
Sora: "Weird seal..."
Locos Docos: "YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING!"
Razor pats his chestplate. "Glad I'm fine with this."
Mewtwo: "He's become crafty while we were busy blasting pieces out of Smithy and... those hunter people."
Sora: "What kind of weirdo seals out clothes?"
Mewtwo: "...One that lives in a tower surrounded by skeletons and zombies."
Razor: "It's Ganondorf... probably doesn't want Link going in there."
Yurie: "The same person who gets his butt whooped by a guy wearing a tunic?"
Mewtwo: "And walking wrenches."
Aribar comes back later with his normal clothes on...
Locos Docos: "I believe I have one thing to discuss about..."
Mewtwo: "What's that?"
Locos Docos: "Could it be possible..."
Mewtwo: "No, he is not allied with anyone."
Locos Docos: "That we can try to convince him that there's a bigger threat than us?"
Gibby: "Like he'll listen to us."
Locos Docos: "We'll..."
Aribar: "Ganondorf won't listen to you! He's a heartless murderer."
Mewtwo: "He sticks the skulls of anyone that tries to enter on pikes."
Sora: .oO(Good thing we're not entering on pikes then...)
Locos Docos: "I'm the one that had the least confrontations with him..."
Mewtwo: "Well, you're welcome to try."
Gibby: "I doubt you'll get anywhere with him though."
Mewtwo: "Just... get rid of that 13-story eyesore."
Locos Docos: "I don't need to ask him to ally with us."
Mewtwo: "Oh, yes. Smithy's people have not entered Hyrule at all."
Aribar unsheathes his sword... "Well, lets get ready to kill that f*****."
Locos Docos: "Just to temporarily stop what he's currently doing and attack something that's a bigger threat to him than even us!"
Mewtwo: "Robotnik's mini-army did enter Hyrule, but only technically."
Yurie: "At least we won't have to deal with Smithy..."
Locos Docos: "...Maybe... something doesn't feel right."
Sora: "... So! We ready to go, then?"
Mewtwo: "...Nothing feels right. Just look out the window!" *points at Exor sneering at everyone from a long ways away.*
Razor cracks his knuckles. "Let's get this done."
Locos Docos: "I mean other than the eye sword outside."
Aribar just starts towards the Warp room.
Metal Man follows teh Aribar.
Locos Docos: "If he won't listen to me and Yur... Then we try our best to hold him back."
Sora goes with Ari, Keyblade over his shoulder. Something about that thing in his hand inspires a sense of security.
Aribar: "Kill, kill, kill, kill..." *He sings this to the Meow Mix song.*
Yurie: "Anything else we need to know?"
Mewtwo: "You do that. I need to take some headache medicine. ...No."
Locos Docos goes with Sora, Ari, Gibby, Metal, and Yurie.
Razor heads off behind the others.
Locos Docos: "Hmm..."
Metal Man (GM): Short story long, everyone is warped by large Warp Tile. They appear right outside Gerudo Valley.
Locos Docos gets out a letterhead and begins to write with a pen-quill.
Metal Man (GM): There's a large tower poking up in the distance.
Gibby: "Well lets go beat some heads in."
Aribar keeps his sword out... "Maybe this time that foul beast won't escape."
Locos Docos: "Hold up, non-shiny head."
Gibby heads towards the tower.
Aribar follows Gibby.
Locos Docos: "That barrier could be anywhere."
Metal Man (GM): Gibby hears drums. There's a large bridge crossing a deep canyon.
Gibby stops, and listens.
Sora starts running for the tower, across the bridge.
Gibby: "Hey... do you guys hear that?"
Locos Docos: "...no."
Metal Man (GM): At the nearby edge of the bridge, two Stalfos with swords are there.
Gibby: "...must be me."
Metal Man (GM): They immediately move to stop Sora.
Sora skids to a halt. "Outta' my way!"
Locos Docos: "..."
Gibby follows Sora to the bridge, and to the Stalfos.
Razor shakes his head and takes to wing, pursuing the others.
Aribar raises his sword with a battle cry and charges forward to meet the skeletons.
Metal Man (GM): The Questers stop before possibly being hit by them.
Metal Man shrugs and follows the barbaria---I mean, Questers.
Locos Docos whispers to the group "Let's try to NOT be hostile for once..."
Gibby: "I... think it's a bit late for that."
Locos Docos: "Agreed."
Sora: "Sorry, but it's sort of second nature!"
Yurie growls, and joins the foray.
Aribar: "Undead cannot comprehend us. Just mow them down!"
Locos Docos: "I suppose you're right..."
Metal Man (GM): The Two Stalfos immediately start swinging their swords at Sora.
Sora parries one blow, but takes the other.
Metal Man (GM): They have enchanted weapons.
Metal Man twirls his gun, and shoots at the head of the one that got Sora. He misses.
Locos Docos: "You guys understand us?"
Metal Man (GM): The Stalfos are silent.
Locos Docos attempts to attack the one who hit Sora with a leap of his own.
Metal Man (GM): Hit.
Aribar continues running forward and concentrates his evasive stance on the first Stalfos before casting Thordain between the two of them.
Razor closes his eyes, charging his hands with black energy before thrusting them out and clenching his fists in a Death Barrage.
Yurie rushes a Stalfos, Flanking the one Locos is attacking and unleashing a Power Strike on it.
Metal Man (GM): Both take half damage. Razor hits the first one twice. And the second one twice. Yurie hits the one Locos attacked. *HEAL.* Razor heals those undead completely.
Locos Docos: "..."
Gibby: "Nice going, Razor."
Locos Docos smacks Razor on the head with his own hammer.
Yurie: "Razor... STICK TO HYPER BURST!!"
Sora: "Time to show you what I'm made of! HAH!" His blade glows bright orange, and he makes three rapid strikes. ARS ARCANUM!
Metal Man (GM): 0 hits. He blocks with his shield.
Gibby runs at the most damaged Stalfos, and attempts an upward slash.
Metal Man (GM): Hit. It's Gibby's lucky day.
Locos Docos puts his hammer down, puts hands down on the other side, and lays his head on it sideways while looking towards the the skeletons with bandannas. He blows out air "If you guys can speak, would you mind telling us what you're doing here?"
Aribar: "They're animated bones! They cannot speak!"
Locos Docos: "Or at least... who we are? If they can grunt, they are capable of something."
Metal Man tries to Tri-attack the damaged Stalfos. He fails. And the freeze doesn't work, either. So he does it again.
Locos Docos: "Besides, it's not like we're Z-Targeting or anything like that."
Aribar: "... Z-what?"
Locos Docos: "! Errr... my world reference... sorry."
Metal Man (GM): A Stalfos is killed. OVERkilled. *EXPLODE.* Bones fly everywhere.
Locos Docos defends against the flying bones. "Oh brother! I can't even try my technique thanks to someone." He glares at Metal with wide eyes.
Metal Man: "Sorry. Usually I miss."
Gibby attacks the remaining Stalfos with a downward slash.
Metal Man: "For some reason, I hit it so hard it exploded."
Metal Man (GM): Miss.
Locos Docos: "Make sure you miss! ...Next time... I'm sorta tired... I'll allow Sora to deal the finishing blow."
Aribar: "This is the midst of battle and you're going to take a NAP?!"
Locos Docos: "Sides, I can't really feel anything... it's like my legs are numb right now... Just unfocused..."
Metal Man: "...Did a bone hit you?"
Locos Docos: "If it did, I might've not felt it."
Sora growls and tries again with his Ars Arcanum, making three consecutive strikes.
Metal Man (GM): One hit.
Locos Docos feels a lot better now. "Dang! It's still alive!?"
Aribar: "Never underestimate your enemy!"
Metal Man: "...Yeah... they're fast."
Locos Docos: "You mean strong."
Razor grunts. "This time it will be better!" He runs in and lowers himself before motioning upwards with his hands, sending a torrent of sand at the Stalfos.
Locos Docos: "And make sure it hits, mmmk?"
Aribar: "... You'll be a lucky Locoian if I don't throw you off the bridge when this is over!"
Metal Man (GM): Half damage.
Locos Docos: "That's Lunarian to you. Actually half-Lunarian."
Metal Man (GM): It's still alive... missing its head... Oh, and most of its extra bones.
Mortal Kombat Announcer: "FINISH HIM!"
Locos Docos: "Make it a Fatality! No! A BRUTALITY!!"
Razor: "...it's already dead..."
Locos Docos' eyes widen and smiles sadistically.
Metal Man: "Yeah... especially when it has no head..."
Locos Docos chuckles a bit.
Yurie growls, then grabs both blades, then drives the Rapier in with a Power Strike@.
Metal Man (GM): *AOO.*
Gibby coughs... just... coughs...
Metal Man (GM): The Stalfos, in an anti-climactic moment, goes to duck under the Rapier and stab Yurie in the gut.
Locos Docos: "I should've struck when I had a chance..."
Aribar: "You're damn right you should have!"
Locos Docos: "...Why do I all of a sudden have a foreboding feeling down my spine?"
Metal Man nicknames the Stalfos Jim, the Stalfos that never died.
Metal Man (GM): Yurie just avoids being stabbed. Barely.
Aribar: "Sand Storm! Sand Storm! SAND STORM!" *Casts... Sand Storm.*
Metal Man (GM): Hit. He falls back into the canyon, never to be seen again.
Sora: *The sands kick up and blow the Stalfos to pieces.
Locos Docos: "Aribar Wins! Flawless Victory... Pit Fatality."
Metal Man (GM): Now, to cross the bridge.
Aribar: "... You're the next one to be blasted over. Lets move out at once!"
Locos Docos: "Not if I smack you first!" *goes the way of the bridge.*
Aribar dashes across the bridge.
Gibby: "Well... let's go."
Razor has LEVELED UP!
Yurie snorts, then keeps going.
Gibby crosses el bridge.
Razor has become a GUNSLINGER!
Locos Docos: "!"
Metal Man (GM): Locos avoids falling. Aribar avoids falling. The bridge snapped.
Sora takes to the skies and flies over the bridge, landing on the other side.
Metal Man (GM): Gibby falls to his doom.
Metal Man (GM): Gibby reappears, minus some HP.
Sora speeds down after Gibby and tries to catch him.
Gibby: "Blast it!"
Razor can just fly... ahem.
Yurie eeps and JUMPS!
Metal Man (GM): Yurie LEAPS across.
Aribar is across the gap...
Metal Man (GM): Sora joins Gibby in falling to his doom.
Gibby: "NOOOO!!! AGAIN!!!!"
Yurie tries to catch them.
Locos Docos: "What nimble acrobatics!"
Yurie: *double catch!* "... uh oh..heavy." o.o
Metal Man (GM): Well, we will never know, because Super Yurie (TM) grabs both of the falling Questers midair and lands on the other side with them.
Sora can fly, so he seems rather weightless... ¬¬
Gibby: "Thank you, Yurie... and thanks for trying, Sora."
Metal Man goes to jump across.
Aribar ignores the others and continues rushing head-first into danger as he heads towards the keep.
Metal Man does an effortless jump, flying hundreds of feet.
Metal Man (GM): Aribar meet up with Redeads.
Yurie: "Ari! Wait the hell up!"
Gibby chases after Ari.
Metal Man (GM): Sora see the Redeads attacking Ari. And Gibby rushing into the redeads.
Sora: "Woah! Ari!"
Sora takes up into the air and looks down on the battle.
Metal Man (GM): Gibby resists being stunned by their screams. Aribar does too. Barely. They go into attack mode.
Aribar: "Out of my way, foul creatures!"
Razor catches up... dammit hold on!
Locos Docos is still on the other side... putting his hammer away.
Metal Man goes to blow up a Redead with his radio.
Metal Man (GM): The Redead sits and stares at it. *KABOOOOOOM.* It is dead. Redead 1: TERMINATED. *Razor ponders what his attack will be.* *Cheesy Telephone 'On hold' Music plays.*
Metal Man (GM): *Redead 2 calls his agent.* *advertisement for 'Pop Tarts' appears over Razor's head, then disappears.*
Locos Docos makes for a screecching lleeeaapp!
Razor is finally done thinking what to do... so... he dives in right in front of one of the redeads to blast its face apart with a Hyper Burst at point blank range.
Locos Docos: "I am of the moon race! Watch me jump!"
Metal Man (GM): Locos leaps into battle. One hit on Redead 2.
Locos Docos collapses from the leap.
Metal Man (GM): No hits on Redead 3.
Metal Man (GM): Basically, the redeads are very still while most of the shots miss... until one of them causes Redead 2 to explode.
Locos Docos: "I feel like like the topside of a crater... broken."
Gibby decides to attack Redead 3, and goes at it with a stab.
Metal Man (GM): Hit. It dies. The nuisances are all dead.
Aribar starts to run forward a bit...
Locos Docos: "...That's not right!"
Metal Man (GM): Aribar stops before running into an Iron Knuckle.
Locos Docos: "Last time I knew, Redeads took more hits than a Stalfos!"
Aribar: "Blast it all!"
Sora: "... !!"
Aribar: "... Blast... It all..."
Metal Man (GM): It's standing conveniently in the way of the entrance.
Metal Man (GM): And appears to be sleeping.
Locos Docos: "Do... not... touch it! Those things are damn powerful!"
Yurie: "...someone grab Ari." -.-
Sora grins, looking down on the Iron Knuckle from above.
Gibby: "He's being a pain..."
Metal Man (GM): Ari can attack it, if he dares.
Locos Docos: "Everyone, if he attacks the Iron..."
Sora aims his Keyblade down at the thing and launches a fireball down upon it.
Metal Man (GM): It is hit by all of these things.
Locos Docos: "Then just leave him be..."
Yurie shakes her head, then releases a Sandbolt at it, a giant lightning bolt made of sand lancing up from the ground, crackling.
Yurie: "HYPER BLAST! BOWSER BREATH! OPEN FIRE ON IT WITH EVERYTHING!"
Locos Docos: "..."
Aribar: "Blast it all!"
Sora: "... !!"
Aribar: "... Blast... It all..."
Razor: *Razor flaps to catch up with Aribar. "You really should wait for the rest of us..."
Locos Docos: "I have no quarrel with the Iron Knuckle."
Gibby: "I don't wanna beat up something that's not attacking us."
Metal Man (GM): It wakes up, and gets out its HUGE axe of DEATH. It's REALLY mad now.
Gibby: "...err... nevermind."
Locos Docos: "It's very slow, but immensely powerful..."
Aribar: "Bolt!" *A crack of lightning hopefully blasts some sense into the animated armor.*
Metal Man (GM): Normal damage.
Razor twists in the air, keeping the stream of flames trained on the Iron Knuckle.
Metal Man (GM): Normal damage.
Metal Man uses yet another Tri-attack.
Metal Man (GM): A ring of armor falls off the evil steel monster.
Aribar casts a Sand Storm on the Iron Knuckles.
Metal Man (GM): Full damage.
Sora: *continues his assault on the armor, ramming it repeatedly with his keyblade.*
Metal Man (GM): The Iron Knuckle dodges all but one, since he lost all but one layer of heavy armor.
Nick Caligo (GM): *SMASH!!*
Metal Man (GM): It's really looking beat up now. The armor looks almost broken.
Razor darts in nice and close now, practically hovering in the things face before letting loose a Hyper Burst!
Metal Man (GM): 1... 2...3 hits.
Yurie replys with a Sandbolt!
Metal Man (GM): BAMMO! Yurie blasts off the last piece of armor.
Gibby attacks the Iron Knuckle head on with a running stab.
Metal Man shoots it w/Autofire.
Metal Man (GM): Gibby hits it.
Metal Man: "Take that, walls!"
Metal Man (GM): It goes to attack Razor, running at him like a freight train, axe in front of it. *CHOOO CHOOOO* *DEAAAATH.*
Razor gets slammed into the ground by the axe with a grunt. He pushes himself back to his feet. "Now you've gone and made me mad." He stands right in front of it, letting loose another Hyper Burst.
Metal Man (GM): 0 hits.
Razor: "Err... maybe I should try aiming first."
Metal Man (GM): The Iron Knuckle then turns to Sora, and swings at his neck.
Nick Caligo (GM): *hack.*
Sora: *falls outta' the sky and lands in the sand, KO'd.*
Metal Man: "I'll show you! Take THIS!" *tries to shoot the thing to death.* *Hits once.*
Metal Man (GM): Sora: *BEHEADED.* Why, with that thingy he stole! Which would probably insta-revive him right about... now.
Aribar attempts another Bolt spell.
Metal Man (GM): 2x damage. *DEATH.* The huge thing drops its axe, walks a bit backwards, then explodes.
Razor blinks a few times. "You killed him... with a Bolt spell..."
Aribar: "... My weakest spell did the trick..."
Metal Man (GM): ...Anyone who's large, there's a nice and huge axe to play with... Oh yeah, and he left a pile of money for some reason. 1000 coins each.
Locos Docos jumps in from high in the sky ready to smack open the beast! "BAAAAAAAANNNZZZZAAAIIII!!" He lands ...flat on his back after losing control. "...I'm alright... just some broken bones... and a huge spirit!"
Metal Man: "Hmmm... this might be handy..."
Aribar: "... Do not let Locos take the Axe..." *He begins towards the tower again... Now he's just jogging instead of doing a full run towards it...*
Metal Man picks up the huge axe. "...Even for me, this is heavy."
Razor downs two mushrooms in one go... that thing hurt... then he takes off after Aribar.
Metal Man (GM): Aribar runs right inside.
Locos Docos gets up by a flip of his legs.
Metal Man follows, lugging the huge axe. He 'accidentally' knocks a huge hole in the doorway from entering.
Metal Man (GM): The tower is small.
Locos Docos unsheathes his hammer "I can't let it smack you guys around any longer!! Where is it!?"
Sora follows the others after returning on le platform.
Metal Man (GM): Just an endless flight of steps to the top.
Razor keeps on wing, flapping above the others.
Locos Docos follows the group, looking out for it.
Metal Man (GM): The Questers walk allllll the way to the top. There's a large, lavishly put together room.
Yurie: "...nice place..."
Metal Man (GM): ...In fact, the walls and ceiling here are pure crystal. Fancy red rugs on the walls and floor.
Aribar: "Ganondorf! Show yourself!"
Metal Man (GM): A large balcony that surrounds the area. ...And a huge... empty... throne.
Locos Docos: "...This is..."
Metal Man (GM): The Questers hear disembodied laughing.
Locos Docos: "...a trap?"
Metal Man (GM): It's Ganondorf's.
Yurie: "...okay... what's with the laughter..."
Locos Docos sheathes his hammer.
Ganondorf: "Ahhhh... how I knew you would come this way... Your long trip, all for nothing... For once I have destroyed all of you, not even Smithy can stop me!"
Metal Man (GM): ... FOUR Ganondorf's appear, each one a different tint.
Locos Docos approaches the throne.
Yurie: "...FOUR of them??"
Razor cracks his knuckles. "Four times the Ganondorfs, four times the fun..."
Aribar: "Stop your tricks!"
Ganondorf: "I just thought we might even up the odds..."
Locos Docos: "...Ahhh, possession of the Four sword?"
Ganondorf: "The Four Sword... of course!"
Yurie draws her own sword.
Ganondorf: "Now then... what will your last wishes be?"
Locos Docos kneels before the Gerudo.
Ganondorf: "For you will surely die... FOUR deaths... if you don't surrender."
Sora: *draws his keyblade.*
Razor: "Four deaths... but I only have three lives... that's not fair..."
Locos Docos: "Lord Ganondorf... surely you are aware of the threat that is before you now?"
Aribar: "I would sooner surrender my soul to you than surrender!"
Locos Docos looks up to him.
Sora: "I've fought worse than you. Bring it on!!"
Ganondorf: "What is that?"
Locos Docos: "A big weapons army..."
Ganondorf: "Smithy is no stronger than that Iron Knuckle."
Locos Docos points behind him.
Ganondorf: "And I have the strength of at least... two of them... You dare mock me?"
Locos Docos: "...And a smelly wizard back there who would love to greet you again."
Metal Man (GM): The Ganondorf facing behind of the one Locos pointed behind looks for him.
Locos Docos: "...Something about an arm?"
Ganondorf: "I see in all directions at once! You are a fool to doubt my power."
Aribar: "..." *He walks over and smacks Locos with the flat of his sword.*
Metal Man (GM): Miss.
Ganondorf: "Allow me to do that FOUR you!"
Metal Man (GM): All four Ganondorfs stab Locos.
Razor: "That... was a really bad pun..."
Aribar: "..." *He backs away...*
Metal Man (GM): Locos is super-dead. Skewered three ways.
Locos Docos begins to collapse...
Aribar: .oO(I would thank him but I hate him.)
Locos Docos: "...Lord... I..hadn't... even no... quarrel with you..."
Metal Man (GM): One of them does stab the other of himself. Locos is near death.
Locos Docos says that on his legs, and begins to severely bleed.
Ganondorf: "...It is hard getting used to this, but at least it works."
Locos Docos slowly gets up... holding his slewed wound.
Metal Man (GM): They withdraw their swords, walking to surround the Questers, leaving Locos outside the square.
Ganondorf: "...Fate has given that one mercy. You may leave, injured one. Now... it is time to destroy you all!"
Locos Docos begins to severely twitch in the face, fire in his eyes...
Metal Man (GM): They each raise their swords, and the exits slam shut.
Razor: "Locos, you even think of sitting out, and I swear I'll kill you myself..."
Locos Docos: "..."
Aribar: "Face my wrath, foul warlock!"
Locos Docos: "...Res... PECT..."
Yurie: "Lets dance!"
Ganondorf: "There are four of me. You cannot kill all of me!"
Locos Docos speaks with raging sadness in voice "...We only met... AND THIS IS HOW HE TREATS ME!?!"
Yurie scans one of Ganondorfs.
Dex: "...DING! DING! DING! DING! Ganondorf w/4 Sword. Total HP: 800. Each one: 200 HP. If you destroy one, you decrease the power of the others. They are all accomplished in the dark arts, and highly dangerous. If you destroy all four, the spell will be broken. DR: 5. Spell Resistance: 5."
Locos Docos slowly drags himself... to where the Ganons circle around.
Yurie: "..." *whips her sword about her, then charges one of the Ganndorfs and slashes her sword forth, going for a DISARM!* *DISARM!*
Locos Docos: "Dragmire... I've...'ve considered even a temporal alliance with you..."
Metal Man (GM): Yurie knocks it out of his hand. Thus, Ganondorf A loses this turn. He fades out of existence.
Yurie reaches down and picks UP the sword and brings it to bear.
Aribar: "Locos! If you go align yourself with them then I shall finish you off myself!"
Locos Docos: "...Like everyone else... you would cast down even one who respected you..."
Metal Man (GM): The sword was trying to control Yurie... however, she manages to resist.
Locos Docos drags himself closer... "I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR THAT, MONSTER."
Metal Man (GM): Ganondorf B runs at Yurie and does a horizontal slash at her. ...Miss.
Yurie parries the sword strike easily, dropping the sword she had grabbed up. "Guys! Disarm them!"
Metal Man (GM): Ganondorf D charges at Yurie, trying to stab her in the back.
Yurie rolls away from the stab, her skirt fluttering.
Metal Man (GM): ...It's like she's fighting a circus of fools! Ganondorf leaps up and tries to vertical slice Yurie in two.
Yurie flips backwards, the sword BARELY missing her as she lands in a slight crouch, rapier extended straight forward, the blade quivering.
Locos Docos: "All three of you Triforce lovers... come here and finish me off... if you dare..."
Metal Man (GM): He cuts a rug in two.
Ganondorf: "You are a fated one. We must destroy the normal ones first! Your movement is only delaying the inevitable!"
Locos Docos: "...The inevitable fate of holding all of the Triforce for myself?"
Yurie: "My movement is only the steps of a grim fandango, a dance of swords leading to the point of my blade driven through your ribs!"
Locos Docos tries to move in as close as he can to them, but still being sluggish.
Razor: "Yeah... what she said!"
Aribar hrms, tempted to gut Locos right there... He decides not to and first casts Mage Armor on himself and unleashes his wrath onto the group of Ganondorfs with Thordain.
Metal Man (GM): Ganondorf C avoids the attack entirely. The other two are hit.
Locos Docos: "You think you can't be defeated since we don't have Light nor Silver Arrows... or even the sword of your bane... "HIT ME OR I'LL EXPOSE YOU TRUE WEAKNESS!"
Ganondorf: "I laugh at your threat!"
Locos Docos: "Not a threat... a true warning."
Ganondorf: "You must truly have a secret up your sleeve if you ask to be hit!"
Aribar: "Just kill him and get it over with!"
Ganondorf: "Is it that you are dull?"
Razor: "Nah... he's just insane."
Sora: "Take this!!" he swings his huge key into Ganondorf C's blade as he charges at him.
Nick Caligo (GM): *DISARM.*
Locos Docos: "I have mortal wounds... how could I have a secret."
Nick Caligo (GM): *CLANG!!* *Whooshwhoosh!*
Metal Man (GM): Ganondorf C disappears.
Yurie: "Nice shot Sora!"
Nick Caligo (GM): "Thanks, Yur!"
Locos Docos: "Indeed! At this rate, I'll not need to do it."
Metal Man just decides to shoot at Ganondorf B.
Metal Man (GM): All miss.
Razor: "Nice job... let's just blast these two!"
Ganondorf: "Your tricks can't stop me!"
Razor digs his feet into the ground, hands glowing. "Eat this..." He clenches his fists tight, splicing streams of laser blasts between the two remaining opponents.
Locos Docos: "I'm the weakest one... why don't you kill me right here and now so you won't here my ranting go on anymore... cursed pig!"
Metal Man (GM): 3 hits on Ganondorf B. 2 hits on Ganondorf D.
Aribar: "You know nothing of battles, weakling!"
Locos Docos: "I've already seen an even faster way of defeating this so called 'King of Evil.'"
Metal Man (GM): Ganondorf A reappears.
Ganondorf: "But now there are four of me!"
Locos Docos: "To me, he is known as 'Lord of the Dance'!"
Sora: "We should disarm them all at once!"
Yurie: "Actually, 3."
Locos Docos reaches a few feet from the battlefield finally.
Metal Man (GM): Ganondorf D charges at Sora with his sword, going for a stab. *STABBINESS.*
Razor darts in at Ganondorf A, charging in and swatting at his sword with the back of his hand.
Metal Man (GM): Razor knocks it out, and Ganondorf A disappears again.
Yurie: "Everyone! Disarm them!"
Ganondorf: "Yes! Disarm me!"
Aribar first casts True Strike on himself which gives his next attack an accuracy bonus before attempting to disarm Mistah B.
Locos Docos: "Oh... I intend to... I see which one of you holds the real Four Sword..."
Metal Man (GM): *DISARM.* B disappears.
Locos Docos: "...and he just disappeared."
Aribar blinks and thinks that maybe this isn't a good idea...
Metal Man (GM): D glows, and becomes just one hue. His sword crackles with darkness.
Aribar: "... It was a bad idea..."
Yurie: "Very... SORA! GET RID OF THAT SWORD!!"
Ganondorf: "Hah! You have made me four times stronger! Now I shall reward you with eternal death!"
Locos Docos: "Dork! Must I do this myself!?"
Metal Man (GM): Ganondorf points his sword at Ari, and fires a huge dark orb.
Sora: *charges at the remaining Ganondorf and tries to remove that sword from his grasp!*
Metal Man (GM): Ari dies.
Locos Docos: "Now I see why you don't attack me... you treat me with tough love... like a brother."
Metal Man (GM): The ball engulfs him, totally annihilating him.
Razor: "Hey... that's my move! I should sue you for copyright infringement!"
Metal Man (GM): Razor disarms him. He completely disappears.
Locos Docos: "And yet you treat the rest of meh comrades as trash..."
Sora: "Ha! Take that!"
Ganondorf: "Hah! You wasted your time!"
Razor: "Wait a second... something's not right here..."
Locos Docos: "...We need to get hold of the sword, people!"
Razor: "Destroy the sword!"
Yurie: "Locos! Gimme a hand!"
Locos Docos: "I say the both of us hold it at the same time and cast the darkness away just like Link and Zelda do!"
Yurie runs over to the sword.
Metal Man (GM): The swords are gone too.
Locos Docos runs to where the swords... were?
Yurie: "We -aren't- Link and Zelda dammit!"
Locos Docos: "I said like..."
Yurie stands over the single sword, then upends her rapier. "Locos, your Hammer. We have to smash this sword, now."
Locos Docos: "To the underworld with thee, corrupted sword!" *attempts to smash the Four Sword with his hammer.*
Yurie upends the sword, then rests the point of th eblade on the flat of the sword blade. *CLANG!!*
Metal Man (GM): It just fades into nothingness.
Locos Docos: "...!?!"
Locos Docos: "Is this more of his trickery!?"
Yurie: "That's what I'd like to know..."
Ganondorf: "...What is this? ...The sword... the Triforce... it's going out of control!"
Metal Man (GM): The entire tower starts shaking.
Yurie: "...That's... not good..."
Razor: "Oh... balls... everyone... get the hell out!"
Metal Man (GM): A large triforce forms in the center of the room.
Locos Docos: "...Can't just once a building not collapse!?"
Metal Man (GM): The sword is in the middle of it. The rumbling stops... but a high pitched whistle can be heard in the Questers' ears...
Yurie: "Ugh... what's..that... bloody... noise!!"
Razor: "...what the..."
Yurie covers her ears.
Metal Man (GM): The Triforce projects its image into the ceiling, creating a pillar of light.
Sora: "...!? Whah!?"
Metal Man: "...Sensors overloaded!"
Locos Docos: "..." :)
Metal Man (GM): Then, it culminates in one huge sonic boom and a flash.
Locos Docos shields his eyes from the flash.
Metal Man (GM): The light slowly clears from the Questers' eyes... revealing... some monster... about 20 feet tall... with four arms... each with a sword...
Locos Docos: "Ahhh..."
Yurie: "...um... is... that... supposed to happen?"
Sora: "... What is THAT!?"
Locos Docos: "You've finally returned, milord." *kneels.*
Metal Man (GM): It's vaguely humanoid, but only because it only has two legs. It also has 8 eyes.
Razor: "Well... CENSORED."
Metal Man (GM): Ganenod: Abomination of the Four Swords.
Yurie: "Double CENSORED."
Metal Man (GM): Ganenod speaks in four voices at once.
Yurie: "QUADRUPLE CENSORED."
Ganenod: "...You fools! With this power, I can rule Nintendus!"
Locos Docos: "...You're welcome!"
Sora: *grins.* "Just like old times..."
Metal Man (GM): Aribar appears, to see Ganenod in full glory. If only he could give Aribar one of his arms.
Yurie: "...Discretion is the better part of valor in this case."
Ganenod: "Now, Locos, I shall give you a befitting death!"
Yurie: "Running would be wise."
Locos Docos: "What!?"
Aribar: "... Where... Is Ganondorf?"
Locos Docos: "Ohh... no you don't! Not again!"
Metal Man (GM): He runs at Locos, slashing him four times.
Locos Docos, with all his inner strength, attempts to sidestep and roll under Ganenod, jump on him and Mug him!
Metal Man (GM): Locos is chopped into pieces, needless to say.
Sora flies up to Ganon with a look of determination in his eye. He stops in mid-air and zips down to his upper right arm, hacking at it with Ars Arcanum.
Nick Caligo (GM): *CRITICAL HIT.*
Metal Man (GM): Sora gives it quite a cut.
Ganenod: "...You shall die next!"
Razor shifts his aim to the left, loosing a furious assault of shining laser blasts at his two right arms.
Metal Man (GM): 6 hits.
Metal Man tries yet another Tri-attack. It does not succeed.
Aribar first has his dex scan the beast before dashing in, Fireball Barrage blazing. He follows up with a Heroic Surge slash. all at the body.
Metal Man (GM): Hit, hit, and hit.
Dex: "...DING! Ganenod. HP: Body: 166. Arm1: 38. Arm2: 17. Arm 3: 100. Arm4: 100. Ganenod is a maassively powerful abomination. He can easily kill anyone with one attack. Suggestions: Run for your life!" -End Description-
Razor: "Just take off his arms... he's nowhere near as powerful that way."
Yurie growls, then rushes and Power Strikes Arm 2.
Metal Man (GM): Hit. Arm 2 explodes.
Yurie turns, then rushes the body from behind and does ANOTHER power Strike.
Metal Man (GM): Hit.
Razor shifts his aim and continues the hyper barrage, now setting his aim for Arm 1 and the body.
Metal Man (GM): 3 hits.
Metal Man does yet another attack of death. "Tri-attack, Tri-attack, to the body!" *dances.*
Ganenod: "Ugh... Now I shall teach you true pain!" He does three swipes at Razor.
Metal Man (GM): One miss, two hits. Then, he shoots that attack with the black orb at Ari. Ari avoids death. Aribar takes half damage.
Razor grunts and stumbles back from the successful blows. He rights himself, spitting a bit of blood on the floor. "You call that pain?"
Ganenod: "You dare taunt me?"
Razor: "Sounds like it to me..."
Metal Man (GM): Arm 1, 3, and 4 are left.
Aribar throws a Sand Storm at arm Numbah 1...
Metal Man (GM): Hit.
Razor chuckles softly. "You want a piece of me? Come get some..." From behind him he pulls out... a Mushroom! He heals himself before stepping in. His palms glow and heat up before sending a cone of fire out at Ganenrod.
Metal Man (GM): And so, the Ganenod takes half damage. It only hits body and arm 1. He's too huge.
Metal Man tries to chop off arm 1 with his gigantic axe.
Metal Man (GM): *SLASH.* Arm 1 is still working.
Yurie scans the body quickly.
Dex: "Body: 86 HP."
Yurie dashes and lets fly with another Power Strike to the body.
Metal Man (GM): Hit.
Dex: "Body: 65 HP."
Aribar attempts a Thordain on the body... .
Metal Man (GM): Hit.
Ganenod: "Now, to destroy you some more!"
Metal Man (GM): Ganenod swings two of his swords at Yur, one at Ari, and fires four green fireballs at Razor. Aribar is hit. Razor is hit twice. Yurie is also hit.
Razor manages to avoid two of the fireballs, but is nailed by the other two. He simply ignores them at this point, running straight through, laser gloves blazing. Arm 1 will DIE, Body is the second target.
Metal Man (GM): 3 hits on Arm 1. 4 hits on Body. Arm 1=EXPLODE. The Body is lethally damaged. However, it triggers a MASSIVE final attack on Razor.
Ganenod: "I'm taking you with me!"
Razor: "Aw... damn..."
Metal Man (GM): Two sword slashes and... eight green fireballs. Razor avoids the sword swipes. Then Razor is incinerated by the fireballs. Then, Ganenod collapses. ...The original four Ganondorfs appear.
Ganondorf: "Now, to finish... yo-----"
Aribar: "Don't you ever give up?"
Yurie: "I don't think so."
Metal Man (GM): The swords explode in their hands. ...Leaving four corpses.
Metal Man (GM): The original four sword appears... and none other than Link takes it and sheathes it.
Link: "...I guess I escaped his prison too late to help you."
Aribar: "I bet you were waiting to make your 'heroic' appearance..."
Yurie: "...Don't worry about it Link..."
Aribar: "..." *He hrms and decides to attempt and LOOT the bodies...*
Yurie: *Link recieves Artifact: Four Sword.*
Link: "Well, you shall all be rewarded."
Metal Man (GM): Aribar finds dusty pockets.
Aribar: "Hrm..." *takes his sword and makes many stabbity wounds in each of them...*
Metal Man (GM): Aribar gets Destruction. Darkness + Darkness + Death.
Metal Man (GM): Sora gets... Healing Grace. Life + Life + Cure + Esuna.
Metal Man (GM): Yurie gets... Plague. Poison + Berserk + Slow.
Metal Man (GM): Locos gets... Warlock Punch. Darkness + Darkness + Power Hit.
Metal Man (GM): And I get... Gerudo Knuckle. Power Hit + Darkness + Lightning + Explode