Super Smash Quest: Infinity - Story - Chapter 35: Evil Beatdown
Date: 4:49:04 PM, April 7th; 4:41:51 PM, April 11th, 2011.
Metal Man (GM): Recap. The Evil Evil Wolfman attacked the Brawlers, making a mess of them. He then swore to attack the Stadium, after Garrick and the Dauntless thwarted him from finishing off the Brawlers for good. Now the group is at the Stadium as the final battle looms... Continuation. Mewtwo is still in the Assembly room, which is now overflowing with people.
Starr: "Who the hell are you?"
Digifanatic: *Didge is there.*
Jason: *And so is Jason...*
Deloth: "...I thought we've met before."
Metal Man (GM): Metal Man is there, as is Metal Razor, Captain N, Simon Belmont, Mack, Dr. Light, and Professor Oak. Garrick is out back, preparing for those marine-guys he spoke of arriving.
The Ninja: *And a coffee mug right in front of Metal Man.*
Kraela waits near the wall.
Deloth: *Del's dressed himself up for this mission. Black pants and a freeflowing red longcoat, with his shotgun and Durandal crossed on his back.*
Mewtwo: "We have assembled before us, for better or worse, the remnants of the Stadium's defense force. In a few moments, our worst foe ever will arise before us. He possesses the strength of titans and the armor of battleships. He is as dense as a neutron star but can make himself light as a feather. He possesses a force field that can filter out all varieties of attack as well as the data of every attack related to the Fighter Remote project. He has a superior smash dex which can figure out everything about all his foes instantly. He is beyond Ael, beyond Kuja, beyond The Void, beyond any of them. His reach is interdimensional and he has destroyed his own dimensions' equivalent to the Questers single-handedly. He wields Dark Smash energy so as to manipulate time and space itself. He possesses knowledge of time and space beyond our recognition. There is more that we do not even know he can do, but that I've heard he may be able to do. However, there is a fatal flaw in all of his plans."
Starr: "He's evil and we're good?" *Hey look, snark!*
Mewtwo: "I have seen his work, and his lackeys. He is the only one entirely loyal, entirely intelligent, and entirely persistent to actually complete his plans. The Questers of the other world were suckered into his plans much like the ones of this one were by Metal Man. But whereas Evil Wolfman was able to use that to destroy the world, Metal Man did not even intend to do anything with it, and wound up teaching us all not to be fooled by that, ever again. As a result, he has to use force... which is only a third of his true power."
Jason: "Third, huh?" *Exhale.*
Mewtwo: "We will use all of our powers combined to overwhelm his, and then to render him moot. He is an invader, an other-dimensional fake. Deprived of his ability to manipulate minds and his home field advantage, he will not have the power he had in his home realm."
Deloth: "Sounds good. I've brought some spells to help block his attacks, so I'll be running defense for this."
Mewtwo: "All we have to do is hold out against his inhuman super attacks long enough to wear him down. This plan should be simple enough for everyone to understand, right?"
Metal Man: "Well gee, it sounds like one of mine!"
Mewtwo: "...Except this is an evil enemy, instead of a hallucination of Gerald Robotnik."
Metal Man: "It could be a Quester Hunter!"
Kraela: "Dodge, slice, hope to survive long enough to kill. Right."
Starr: "... You keep talking and all I hear is 'brawlers, be ineffectual while the Questers handle everything!' And that bothers me."
Mewtwo: "No. It is not a Quester Hunter."
Metal Man: "I'm sure it's Sardis Mongul! Or maybe Klumsy's Evil Brother, Dark Moranisimo!"
Deloth: "Also, I brought along a buffing spell, by the way. It's the strongest one I could learn in just a couple days."
Mewtwo: *Ignores Metal Man, looks to Starr* "The Brawlers will have a key part in this. They will aid in my cannon attacks. And in turn use their purified Smash Energy to damage his very soul."
The Ninja: *The ninja then jumps out of the coffee mug.* "A warrior is always ready for any battle, like hungry man is ready to save on tasty burger."
Jason: "Well, that's what I did last time..."
Mewtwo: "Questers... can only really damage things..."
Metal Man: "Gah! Not again! Er... hello Ninja."
Metal Razor: "Heh... sort of like old times... kind of..."
Captain N: "I repaired my controller. It should be of some use this time. I STILL think the Fighter Remote could do it, though. A trip to North Carolina, perhaps?"
Mewtwo: "There are no fighter remotes in North Carolina."
Kraela: "How can we help with your cannon again?" *Krae asks Mewtwo.*
Metal Man: "The Void is in North Carolina!"
Kenku: *Jet sits with the other brawlers listening intently, Kenku stands further back but is still listening in on the main points.*
Valentine: "I shall assist the brawlers at Up front fighting isn't my specialty."
Mewtwo: *Ignores Metal Man again* "The Brawlers will focus when I fire the cannon, giving it purified Smash Energy to deal more damage."
Metal Man: "That Wolfman is a fake. I'm going to shoot his face off!"
Metal Razor: "...My role is destruction... I will carry it out to the fullest..."
Mack: "Aye, aye beeh hankerin' for somma dat Wulf blood."
Deloth: "Quick question, by the way."
Mewtwo: "The Questers and various other armed mob--er, fighters will fight Wolfman, so as to keep him from killing the Brawlers and me. Yes, Deloth?"
Deloth: "After we kill him, do I have permission to throw a party on his corpse?"
The Ninja: "That has no honor!"
Deloth: "There'll be cake an' everything."
Mewtwo: "Well, I guess, if there is even that much left of him."
Metal Man: "I want to use his head as a costume helmet! Then I can bite people!"
Kenku is shaking his head in the background with a smirk.
The Ninja: "I have question."
Professor Oak: "I and Dr. Light will help heal people, where possible..."
Mewtwo: "And that is, Ninjaburger salesman?"
The Ninja: "Owner. And do I need to sneak before fight? Like disable dishonorable devices."
Mewtwo: "Evil Wolfman is one massive dishonorable device, which cannot be readily disabled. This is more of an out and out fight... sneaking won't do much, as he tends to stand perfectly still and let attacks hit him."
Kenku: "His pride is definitely a weakness, although he does know what the cannon can do right?"
The Ninja: "Then he can stand and never see ninja deliver fatal blow."
Mewtwo: "Yes. He even tried to goad me into firing it too early. With that in mind, he is almost here, so it is time to... 'meet' him."
Metal Man (GM): Mewtwo would then open the door out, and lead the way outside.
Metal Man (GM): Metal Man would walk after him, randomly cycling through his guns.
Digifanatic heads out.
Jason: *Soon follows.*
Metal Man (GM): Then Metal Razor, Mack, Dr. Light, Professor Oak, Captain N, and the other NPCs.
Kraela follows with Jason.
Deloth wraps his coat around his waist and walks out, cracking his knuckles.
Starr: *She walks out with Krae and Jason...*
The Ninja: *Ninja follows but only in the shadows.*
Metal Man (GM): Evil Wolfman walks into shot, and the wind begins to pick up, with the sky behind him darkening for who knows what reason. He flexes one of his claws, and regains his cape and glasses, as well as an overly built crown. He opens the Garrickdex.
Starr: "Subtle, isn't he."
Garrickdex: "This planet's too small for all of us cliches."
Kraela: "Every good villain knows that drama's important."
Starr: "You must be a villain then, Krae. Or else how would you know?"
Kenku: "As I've heard, as is presentation."
Garrickdex: "My words now will be compared to past villains, so I will deny them a comparison by instead skipping the monologue and going directly to killing people."
Deloth: "Feh, let's finish this guy so I can get back for the night shift at the bar."
Metal Man (GM): Evil Wolfman then presses a button on the Garrickdex and hurls it off to the side, and it explodes.
Evil Wolfman: "My pretenses are over. Time for mindless violence. Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha."
Metal Man (GM): Evil Wolfman VIOLENCE TIME! Yes, I can consider it.
Kraela: "Any idiot knows how things fit together, Princess."
Metal Man (GM): Captain N gets his controller cable tied up and they trip over one another. Order: Evil Wolfman, Metal Razor, Kraela, Kenku, Digi, Starr, Jet, Jason, Ninja, Metal Man, Deloth, Val, Stadium Staff. Am I missing anyone? Meh, I use the original roll anyway, that one was possible with a q5.
Evil Wolfman: "Such a vast army of peons... a shame they all have to die." *He then holds out both his arms.* "DOUBLE PLASMA BEAMS!"
Metal Man (GM): He fires at Metal Razor... twice. One hit. He then powers up and creates a massive electric shockwave. It threatens Metal Razor, Kraela, and Kenku! Metal Razor dodges it handily. Uber miss!
Mewtwo: "Keep it up, maybe we can just dodge all of his attacks."
Metal Razor: "You... killed the other Yurie... and you lied to those other Questers... you're just like the Void... where I will return you to... ANNIHILATION!"
Metal Man (GM): Evil Wolfman stands there, laughing. It hits him though.
Evil Wolfman: "Even your attacks are mere dust specks to me."
Metal Man (GM): 150 damage.
Kraela: "Boss, my job here is basically to survive, right?"
Mewtwo: "And you may as well hit him a few times while you're at it."
Metal Man (GM): Mewtwo is currently readying his cannon.
Kraela: "Alright, then."
Metal Man (GM): Melee. Range isn't a concern here, he's a statue. Even getting behind him doesn't mean much since he isn't dodging. Hit.
Kraela: *And then she uses Executioner.*
Metal Man (GM): Hit.
Kenku strikes in looking for a weakpoint before trying to be a whirling dervish.
Metal Man (GM): Hit. You discover he is one solid non-weakpoint. Hit, also you bump into him too hard and take 10 damage.
Digifanatic readies a well-charged Fire Punch (2 TP of charge)...
Metal Man (GM): Hit.
Digifanatic: *And an Icy Kick.*
Metal Man (GM): Hit. 30. Both hit.
KitChan: *And 1 tp to defend.*
Kenku tries to ping Wolfman before going for a power blast.
Metal Man (GM): Roll 'em. Ah. Hit. Hit.
Jason looks around, taking a deep breath again, but charges his Sonic Slingshot for 1 TP...
Metal Man (GM): Hit. Anything else?
Jason splits his last 4 TP between helping Mewtwo focus the cannon and defending. *So a small boost to the cannon and 2 TP defense.*
The Ninja: *And in comes the flying ninja with his attack. With his new weapon, a Boomerang. But he uses it to smack Wolfman. In the face!*
Metal Man (GM): Hit. Anything else?
The Ninja: "No honor for man of wolf who is evil." *And he disappears in a mist of shadows. EoT.*
Metal Man: "You're going down, fake-Wolf! I'm going to blast you to bits! Smash to to pieces! Then play golf with your eyeballs!"
Metal Man (GM): Evil Wolfman rolls his eyes. Metal Man responds with...
Metal Man: "YEEEELOOOOOW SUBMARIAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
Metal Man (GM): Evil Wolfman is slightly damaged by the hideous shrieking.
Metal Man: "And chase that aural pain with... A TETHERBALL WITH A DISCO BALL ATTACHED TO IT! AHAHAHAHAAAA!!!"
Metal Man (GM): Metal Man whips one out of thin air and violently smashes the Disco ball into Wolfman's face. Evil Wolfman spontaneously catches on fire and takes 111 damage.
Starr: "..." ._.;;
Metal Man: "And now, for a finisher... TRI ATTACK!" *His fist glows and he fires a strange spinny disc at Evil Wolfman.*
Metal Man (GM): *BAM* 99 damage... Evil Wolfman takes yet more damage.
Evil Wolfman: "A strong bite, but still a dust mote."
Metal Man: "You'll eat those words! And a dust mote! AND A SCHOOL BUS, FIEND!"
Deloth doublecasts Makarakarn and Tetrakarn, covering the entire team in double-layered shields. EoT.
Digifanatic gives Deloth a thumbs up.
Valentine: "...Mewtwo. Do you need assistance?"
Mewtwo: "Assistance... hmmm... as long as it does not come with a price tag, yes. It would aid me in firing the cannon."
Valentine: "No. Survival is key." *Come to think of it, she hasn't said much. She helps Mewtwo out with the Cannon. EoT.*
Metal Man (GM): Stadium Staff. The Staff works on the cannon, which is now fully deployed. Evil Wolfman stares at it, smirking.
Evil Wolfman: "The device of yours would be better served for world conquest. Order could be made permanent... everywhere... and you as my peer, Mewtwo."
Mewtwo: "I am second to no one." *He fires the cannon at Evil Wolfman.*
Metal Man (GM): It powers up and fires a horrendously strong beam at Evil Wolfman, shredding his force field and ripping apart the darkness and stormclouds he conjured. The entire ground shakes and cracks beneath his feet as he burns horribly from the power of the cannon.
Metal Man (GM): Evil Wolfman is still standing, but the device has ripped through his facade, revealing a sort of uniform underneath his cloak and guise. His old Stadium appearance, including a gnarled looking Q badge that he turned upside-down. As well as a corrupted Repliforce logo badge beside it.
Starr: "Huh. Ian. What's that logo mean?"
Metal Man (GM): His crown and glasses and cape are gone as well, as he smirks again.
Digifanatic: "That was our Quester logo..."
Starr: "No, the other one."
Evil Wolfman: "I destroyed the Mavhunt group just the same as I destroyed those Questers. It is just a pity you were not weak enough to let me join your organization as well!"
Metal Man (GM): He then makes his first step since the start of the battle.
Evil Wolfman: "You will not die like pathetic fools... then you will die like desperate fighting fools!"
Mewtwo: "We must prepare to fire the cannon again... it has some power left, and the Brawlers... could make the difference."
Deloth: "Yes, sir."
Dr. Light: "I'm working on it." *Starts sticking pseudo-cubes into the cannon to reload it.*
Evil Wolfman: "Behold my moves and despair! You like to Annihilate, Razor? SO DO I!"
Valentine: "I'll start scanning for a weakpoint while getting the cannon ready."
Metal Man (GM): He powers up and fires a bullet-hell esque cloud of lasers at everyone! Threatens everyone. 100 damage, piercing, overpower if hit. A recap, two Resist points can halve the damage of such a move. Damage halved, as while it pierces through those fields, part of it is reflected back at Evil Wolfman by the shields. 2 RP to make 50 into 25.
Jason: *Spending Jason's 2 here.*
The Ninja: "Attack was good but lacked. As wise man once said... You mad?"
Metal Man (GM): Next up. NPC dodging. Mewtwo puts up a barrier to protect him and the staff. Nothing hits him. Yes, we're at capacity currently. I'll be working this as such: more people join in as others are blown up. Evil Wolfman then sneers and imitates Metal Man's Tri-attack... at twice the speed... at Metal Razor. He is hit for 111 and a ton of status effects. Ouch. Then he... Causes it to rain Bob-ombs on everyone!!! Super, duper, special Overpower: It deals 10 damage, but can overpower its way up to 150 damage!
Jet attempts to light them early?
Metal Man (GM): Halve the ultimate result of all the overpower + the 10. Well, actually... block it entirely. This has no piercing.
Digifanatic: *Yeah, 2 RP for Didge.*
Metal Man (GM): Metal Man, naturally, blocks it entirely with his own resistance points.
Deloth: *Del burns 2 RP for this one, shooting the Bob-Ombs out of the air with his shotgun before they can land.* "Whoo-hoo!"
Metal Man (GM): Jet's trick does not work, they're already lit and there's too many of them to avoid it all with.
Jason: *He's dead no matter what happens.*
Valentine: *Luckily Val has two last RPs. And uses them to not die yet.*
Metal Man (GM): He could use Resistance points to avoid that. If he has 2 remaining. Ah.
Jason: *He already used both.*
Starr: *burns 2 RP.*
The Ninja: *Super Ninja dodge with 2 RP.*
Kenku: *Jet is not splatted.*
Metal Man (GM): Then Evil Wolfman cures 120 HP! Jason is dead. So we bring in the next contestant. Violet, are you here? Yes, even if Jason has SP. That just means he can revive again and appear in another round.
Jason: *Only 2! So he's double screwed.*
Metal Man (GM): So he can revive again for round II, but not this one, ok.
Vi-vi walks in. "Here I am!"
Metal Man (GM): So Violet walks into the battle, joining the large group.
Metal Man: "All right! It's someone as girly as Jason!"
Jason: *So lucky he's dead right now.*
Vi-vi: "Hi again, Ian." ^^
Digifanatic: "Wow... I wouldn't have expected you back here."
Metal Razor: "Ngh... this guy hits hard..."
Kraela: "Nobody asked you," *Krae snaps at Metal Man.*
Metal Razor: "Meteor Revolution!"
Metal Man (GM): It rains exploding chunks of rock at Evil Wolfman. Evil Wolfman dodges them all!
Evil Wolfman: "Worthless."
Vi-vi: "I guess I'm full of surprises." ^^
Digifanatic: *Nods* "Well, help Mewtwo focus on that cannon a bit... I think it might need a bit of help." *Nods.*
Kraela uses most of her energy to focus on Mewtwo's cannon, then goes into a defensive stance with her last two TP.
Deloth: "Nice to see you here, Vi."
Kenku tries the same maneuver from before.
Vi-vi nods happily to Digi and smiles warmly at Del.
Metal Man (GM): He phases in and out of existence, dodging them.
Kenku tries to steady himself after. (+1 Dodge as he goes OoC)
Evil Wolfman: "If I stood there the whole time, this would be too easy. I am no common denominator to be destroyed."
Digifanatic: "Alright, alright..." *Fires a Light Ray from his Digivice to start off...*
Metal Man (GM): He bends away backwards from it, blurring.
Digifanatic: .oO(And NOW you start doing that on us...) "Shut up, I know I missed." *He defends for his full allotment (4 TP).*
Evil Wolfman: "I will accept your last request."
Mewtwo: "Be careful, QBs. He finished charging for something. Something that makes him move... faster..."
Starr: *She frowns, but attempts to use her feminine charm to give the others an advantage. Dealing 1 damage to herself and him... (+stun, vulnerable, stupefy.) Then defends for 2 TP.*
Metal Man (GM): Yes. He's doing something weird trying to reflect it back at you. Will check to not be effected by the counter. BAM 1 damage, stun, vulnerable, stupefy... to Starr.
Evil Wolfman: "Touch the mind of evil and all you will gain in exchange is... madness."
Metal Man (GM): He laughs darkly.
Starr: "Oh god... It's like walking in on my cousin and her stupid boyfriend when I was ten..." @_!
Kenku: *Seeing what happened to Starr, Jet gets up and decides to go help with the cannon.* (4 TP to move into a less dangerous position, 3 TP to fuel the cannon, 1 TP to dodge)
Metal Man (GM): Ah. Noted. The cannon begins glowing.
The Ninja: *And out of the shadows comes that weapon as its flung around to whack Wolfman with ninja accuracy.*
Metal Man (GM): Evil Wolfman ducks under it with Agent speed. And sort of blurs through the air.
The Ninja: *And is curved to the shadows and is flung once more!*
Metal Man (GM): He does a backward flip away from it, with it missing by inches.
The Ninja: *And with the remaining two... He remains in the shadows.*
Metal Man: "Your cunning tricks make me sick! I am the Egg man! Nothin' but a hound dog!"
Metal Man (GM): Metal Man... takes out a flaming golf club and swings it at Wolfman! Who dodges it! He takes out... A weird sword and swings it next! And it is also dodged! He tries again, angrily yelling at Evil Wolfman. Again Evil Wolfman dodges!
Metal Man: "Suck on vacuum tubes, fiend!"
Metal Man (GM): He hurls a radio... And hits Evil Wolfman with it mid-dodge!
Evil Wolfman: "..."
Starr: *;* "..."
Metal Man (GM): Evil Wolfman is set on fire. Again. He picks vacuum tubes out of his face slowly as he burns.
Metal Man: "Now to just do that... over 200 more times?!"
Deloth: "Mewtwo, is the cannon almost charged?"
Mewtwo: "It is almost ready for another firing."
Deloth points his fingers at Mewtwo in a gun shape and makes a fake-firing noise. EoT.
Mewtwo: "What does that mea--" *Mewtwo and the cannon glows strangely* "...Oh. Thanks."
Valentine: "I shall go on support then." *And with that, she poofs and is replaced with a plush doll. EoT.*
Metal Man (GM): Stadium Staff. They equip their weapon, again. The aid of the others charges it up, and Mewtwo fires it again. Evil Wolfman attempts to block it.
Mewtwo: "You will not succeed!" *Concentrates.*
Evil Wolfman: "I will do whatever I want."
Metal Man (GM): Which is interrupted as he is blasted again, taking 1000 damage.
Digifanatic: .oO(Yeah, there we go.)
Evil Wolfman: "..."
Vi-vi: "Here I go!"
Metal Man (GM): He rolls away from that. Then gets... hit?!?! Metal Man stares in confusion.
Metal Man: "But that's only a ninth of my awesome speed!"
Starr: "... The?"
Metal Man (GM): Miss. The lash hit, the demon's laser and Delta Kick missed.
Valentine: "The chances for that to even hit... That girl is lucky."
Metal Man (GM): Damage, Violet? Hm... *Finds it...* 12.
Valentine: "The temptation to rub on her is... overwhelming."
Evil Wolfman: "Your powers are a grand collection. But now I will break all of the rules."
Metal Man (GM): A weird field appears around him, and suddenly he faint-warps towards Kenku!
Evil Wolfman: "Your fighting style is all that will save you now!"
Metal Man (GM): Evil Wolfman flexes his right claw and hurls a hefty right hook, spinning around on his right paw so he can then back-smack with his left paw's claw, then flips off the ground to jam both of his feet into Kenku's shoulders and then fall backwards towards the ground, and try to then in turn rip Kenku off the ground, flip him through the air, and then slam him face-down into the ground hard enough to break the dirt and cause a small explosion. Kenku: To defend from this, you must roleplay your dodge, because he has ripped a hole in time and space where dice do not work.
Kenku has only a couple seconds to react as he hears the warp. He swiftly ducks and shimmies to avoid the claw strikes, before bending back and away from the flip, shielding with his sword to deflect the blow... Quickly straightening, he swings upward catch Wolfman as he lands and deflect the downward force.
Metal Man (GM): You try to stop his attack which your movements; you manage to only get nicked by the claw strikes, but the flip moves too fast and the sword gets bounced to the side after partially deflecting a paw. In short order you wind up smashed into the ground: 150 damage, and resistance points don't work in this weird hole in space-time either. Evil Wolfman is on the ground before anyone can even see the attack finish, as he runs at Metal Razor.
Metal Man (GM): Evil Wolfman leaps up and grabs both of Metal Razor's rings and smashes them together as hard as he can, then Goomba stomps him into the ground and leaps up into the air, firing an immense laser beam at him while he's down on the ground. Metal Razor ducks and weaves with advanced speed, but his over-reliance on having such a massively high agility STAT vs. roleplaying (historically in SSQ) causes him to be KO'd. So then, Demon, if you are here: Pick one of your characters to enter into the battle.
King Demon: *Suddenly appears* "About time I got a piece of this."
Deloth: "Welcome to the party, Demon." *Del adjusts his coat.*
Kraela: "Took you long enough."
Starr: "Hey fireball."
Metal Man (GM): Evil Wolfman would return to his spot, once again perfectly still.
Mewtwo: "Hmph... his power is unimaginable once activated, but he has to recharge..."
Garrick Fy`aar comes running in next to Demon, his armor giving off a whirling sound as he skids into place next to him, drawing the massive sword of his with that big hand-cannon of a gun in his other hand. He scowls at the creature, giving his sword a small twirl.
King Demon: "Yeah yeah... got stuck in traffic."
Metal Man: "Ah, good timing Garrick. One of our comrades, er, former acquaintances... whatever Razor was... ...I think he wasn't ready to fight a bizarre hole in reality."
King Demon: *Looks at Razor* "What is he, a rookie?"
Metal Man: "But he's a robot, so we can revive him later. But right now... the Wolf is stalled, so it's smashy time!"
Digifanatic: "I like that idea."
Garrick Fy`aar: "The Devastator Marines are on their way. They should be here momentarily... yes, I tend to agree. Let's show this fellow how old Questers do the job."
Metal Man: "No, actually, he was the most powerful Quester ever. Unfortunately that didn't translate well to whatever weird mirror-dimension he and Wolfman warped to for a second there."
Digifanatic: "Thanks, Garrick."
Deloth: "I've got shield support, Gar."
Garrick Fy`aar: "Then I will provide the sword!"
Kraela: "Does the cannon have any more shots?"
Mewtwo: "It, too, needs a round to recharge... It is connected to the same sort of fate energy as his..."
Garrick Fy`aar: "Pour on as much damage as you can, Kraela. We will cover you should you require it."
Kraela: "In that case, I'll go back to old school." *She uses flash slice on EW.*
Metal Man (GM): 1 SP would make it hit. Otherwise, miss. Also, alternate music for this fight: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=116z-ye0nrI (Pendulum - Granite) You do. Anything else?
Kraela: *She then slashes at the back of his legs.*
Metal Man (GM): Hit. He is hit again, of course. But only the targeted really effects him.
Kraela: *Finally, she goes into a defensive stance.*
Evil Wolfman: "Your army will not impress me."
Digifanatic: "Well..." *He goes for another charged Fire Punch on EW...3 TP charge...*
Metal Man (GM): Hit.
Digifanatic: *2 TP defense, EOT.*
Kenku: *With Jet being rather hurt, and watched people much stronger than him go down, Jet does the one thing he thinks he can help with as he charges the cannon again.* (6 TP charge, 2 TP Dodge)
Metal Man: "Go, Ninja man! Now is your chance!"
The Ninja: *And Go Ninja goes to it with wailing Melee action!*
Metal Man (GM): Hit, hit, hit. He's a statue, as usual.
The Ninja: *Then the Ninja... Disappears. EoT.*
Metal Man: "For the glory of Wolfman... DIE Evil Wolfman!!!! YELLOW SUBMARINE KILL EVIL BEING Nooaoaowowowowwwwwwh!"
Metal Man (GM): *25 damage* Then he takes out an AK-47 and begins firing at Evil Wolfman.
Garrick Fy`aar: "...you... still have that attack?"
Metal Man (GM): Hit, barely.
King Demon: *Cringes slightly* "Damn, Ian, he's taking a page out of YOUR book!"
Metal Man (GM): 35 damage.
Digifanatic: "Hence me rolling my eyes."
Metal Man: "I sure do! I keep everything... ...too many things..."
Metal Man (GM): He then reaches into his bottomly hidden compartments and finds... The Deathmachine!
Metal Man: "Speaking of that... DEATHMACHIEEEEEENEEEEE!!!"
Metal Man (GM): A flaming golf club, a vase, and another exploding vacuum tube radio fly at Evil Wolfman! 10, 36, 45 damage, and Evil Wolfman is set on fire twice over!
Deloth just stoically watches.
Metal Man: "And now... M-M-M-MACH PAWUNCH!"
Metal Man (GM): He holds out his fist and fire rockets out of his right elbow. It drags him and his fist at Evil Wolfman at high speeds. 36 damage. 187 damage total. The battlefield is littered with broken weapons.
The Ninja: *And Metal man gets a high five from the Ninja. A Ninja High five!*
Metal Man (GM): He hi-fives back.
Metal Man: "There's nothing a burning sports instrument can't fix!"
Deloth holds up his hand and performs another doublecast. Another double-layered shield forms around the team. EoT.
Digifanatic: "...uhhh, yeah, maybe."
Metal Man: "Digi! We should do a team attack!"
Digifanatic: "I like that idea."
King Demon: "Think we can summon Captain Planet?"
Digifanatic: *Chuckles* "I don't think we'd be that lucky."
Metal Man: "Captain Planet? We should summon a giant explosion!"
Metal Man (GM): The shield is a mystery. He didn't say what it was, but you need not worry about it. It will not effect your attacks unless you want to know what kind of shield to put up yourselves. Last time he used it, it halved the damage taken from piercing attacks.
Valentine would clear her throat. "Look at his movements and judge how you can evade carefully." *+2 to dodging. EoT.*
Metal Man (GM): Stadium Staff The cannon is still charging. It used a lot of energy that last turn.
Vi-vi: "Time for action!"
Metal Man (GM): Hit. Hit. Hit. Speaking of luck, look at all those 10s. *Adds the missing 20 in.*
King Demon impales the damn bastard robot.
Metal Man (GM): Hit. Of course, with Evil Wolfman, it's more like you violently made a small scratch in him. He's solid as a brick wall.
King Demon: *Then defends for the remaining 3 TP.*
Garrick Fy`aar lets out a roar as he comes in after the series of laser, hot on Demon's heels. His sword flares into light with a blast of blue energy lining the blade as he brings it cleaving down into Evil Wolfman, bringin his gun hand upward under his chin and unloading three power shots into his maw to punctuate the attack.
Metal Man (GM): Hit, hit. He continues standing still, even when attacked by all of this.
Garrick Fy`aar: "You will meet your end soon enough, creature of evil!"
Evil Wolfman: "Gaze upon my health, and despair!"
Metal Man (GM): He causes a gigantic floating HP counter to appear over his head. The left part is how much damage he has taken...
Digifanatic: "Oh wow."
Evil Wolfman: "I have as much strength as the Master Egg. You will never destroy me in time!"
King Demon: *Sighs* "This is going to take a while..."
Metal Man: "I'm going to have to raid an Ikea to get enough non-weapon implements to set on fire and smash into your skull!"
Garrick Fy`aar: "It doesn't matter how much health you have! We will attack until you fall into pieces and then dust."
Valentine: "Its an illusion. Ignore it."
Evil Wolfman: "Then get ready for the longest fight of your life. Mwa ha ha ha!"
Digifanatic: .oO(So be it.)
Valentine: "You childish trick is pointless. If that's the best you can do, Evil Wolfman, then you better give up now."
Evil Wolfman: "No... that is the second best thing I can do!"
King Demon: *Shrugs.*
Metal Man (GM): A field appears around his foot. It begins warping reality immediately.
Starr: "Thank you, Val."
Metal Man (GM): He then steps on the ground, causing the entire area to shake like an immense earthquake just happened. Then the ground fills with hairline fractures everywhere under everyone's feet... and massive spikes of rock burst out at everyone! Val's boost is in effect. Also, the field eats half of the damage! The +2 from Val. No, too late to reroll. You got a decent roll anyway.
The Ninja: *Ninja uses 1 SP.*
Metal Man (GM): Garrick basically takes a defensive stance and the entire earth exploding beneath him plinks off of him. Metal Man disco dances directly into the spikes and becomes holy. Yes. A 4, Digi.
Garrick Fy`aar gives little pause as the pieces of rock slam into his armor and do practically nothing.
Digifanatic: *Yeah, 2*
Valentine: *And a Doll dodges. Somehow!*
Garrick Fy`aar: "You'll have to do a good deal better than that."
Deloth sidesteps as the spikes punch a hole through his coat. "...You bastard. You know how much it cost me to buy this?"
Evil Wolfman: "Grrr... your cursed dimension was one of the ones I had tried to avoid. You're right, I will! So now I will melt you into ash!" *He fires a super beam at Garrick.*
Metal Man (GM): ...The beam splits into a million pieces and is distributed amongst everyone else... Everyone takes 6 damage.
Evil Wolfman: "...That was not your armor..."
Garrick Fy`aar: "Hrpmf. You are afraid of what the power of the emperor can do to you."
Evil Wolfman: "I will be an Emperor unto myself... ...but yes, I cannot just simply fight one who has gotten the position of power that is rightfully mine in this world..."
Metal Man (GM): The spikes dealt 75 damage to those hit by them. Sorry for constantly forgetting to note that. Piercing, for the spikes. Yes.
Evil Wolfman: "I can't damage an armored Imperial soldier just yet... no! I must get rid of the source of those irritating shields!"
Kraela falls to the group, dead.
Evil Wolfman: "Deathborn PAUNCH!!!"
Starr: *She dies as well... by 2 hp.* >.o.
Metal Man (GM): He flies at Deloth with a demonic skull avatar in front of him. 100 fire damage if hit.
Deloth just tanks the hit, chuckling. "Honestly now."
Evil Wolfman: "...You will be the next one I destroy..." *He begins moving faster again after this round.*
Metal Man (GM): Also, for people to come in... hmmm... we can bring in Kaine, and one other special guest!
Kaine appears... and notice Starr's body. "Damn, I'm too late." He pulls out his sword. "All right, you ugly mutt, You're DEAD!"
Evil Wolfman: "Join them, then." *Points to five dead people.*
Kaine: "You first."
Digifanatic: "Oh, we're not ending this yet..." *One Cure for himself, an Icy Kick, and 1 TP of defense...*
Metal Man (GM): He goes to matrix-slide under it.
Digifanatic: .oO(NOW you dodge me...) *EOT.*
Kenku decides to give the cannon all he can (without injuring himself). (8 TP into cannon)
Metal Man (GM): Jet masters cannon worship, while...
The Ninja checks if Wolfman currently holding any weapons.
Metal Man (GM): Nope. He IS one.
The Ninja: *Noted. Melee action then.*
Metal Man (GM): Miss. Omega Bazooka Insanity Miss. He sidesteps, moonwalks, and then just boringly ducks under that last one. Like in the Martial Arts film where the drunken master has difficulty against the evil Dojo Master.
The Ninja: *And the Ninja just... Disappears.*
Metal Man (GM): Now I'll get a snack, then continue, brb in a sec. Back, sandwich obtained...
Metal Man: "Eat double Tri-attack, fiend!"
Metal Man (GM): He barely dodges one of them. The other deals 99 damage to him.
Deloth does the finger-gun thing again, this time at Simon Belmont. *EoT.*
Simon Belmont: *Just standing near the cannon, until...* "!? Huh? What? ...I guess I'll do something!"
Valentine doesn't bother to scan him as she knows that's a trap waiting to happen. "Tricks are done as the enemy is scared because we're better. Think clearly and watch for his attacks." *+2 dodge EoT.*
Metal Man (GM): Stadium Staff
Simon Belmont: "I'm going to take a shot! Ai--yeah!" *He whips at Evil Wolfman.*
Metal Man (GM): *KLONK* 67 damage. Then he tries to chuck Holy Water at him! Evil Wolfman leaps over it. He throws another one! Evil Wolfman just barely dodges that one.
Mewtwo: "Here. Allow me to assist." *The cannon powers up again...*
Valentine: "...Well, Simon did prove to be useful."
Deloth: "Course he did."
Metal Man (GM): The massive beam again hits Evil Wolfman, causing him to burn violently again. His evil face grins and bears it even as reality and his reality-altering powers fight violently for control. Some hairline cracks form in his armor and one of his eyes begins to spark/flicker.
Evil Wolfman: "You won't live to fire that again!"
Metal Man (GM): 1000 more damage.
Valentine: "I wouldn't say course, but he did his job."
Vi-vi: "Get ready!!!"
Metal Man (GM): He rolls away from that one. He tip toes away in high speed. Then he Delta-dodges. Yup.
King Demon tries to simply punch those ugly-ass sunglasses off EW's even uglier-ass face.
Metal Man (GM): Those were obliterated by the laser earlier, but he ducks under it anyway.
Garrick Fy`aar growls lowly at the beast before glancing at the wrist of his armor, a sound beeping on it before looking up and smirking. "If you feel like you can take on the Emperor of the Space Marines... then maybe you should try taking on a few of them yourself!"
Evil Wolfman: "There's a first time for everything."
Garrick Fy`aar: *With that, a massive slamming sound echos throughout the battlefield as another one of those teardrop shaped pods slam into the ground nearby the battle. The doors open with another smaller slam as a trio of massive men with some huge guns run into the combat zone.*
Huge Marine Guy: "Marines! Open fire!" *With that, the three of them unload a hail of massive bullets onto Evil Wolfman, Garrick accompanying them by putting a few shots in with his own hand cannon.*
Metal Man (GM): He dodges the first one but cannot out-dodge the rest.
Garrick Fy`aar: *There is a roaring sound from the leader of the squad as the bullets slam through Evil Wolfman's armor, seeming to explode with the sheer force of it.*
Metal Man (GM): He dodges one of the other miniguns but is hit by another. (Rolling for all of them, FYI)
Garrick Fy`aar: *333 damage.*
Digifanatic: "That looked pretty good..."
Garrick Fy`aar: "Avitus! It is good to see you, my brother!"
Avitus: "And you, Sergant Fy`aar." * http://www.giantbomb.com/avitus/94-9049 *
Deloth turns, salutes to the marines, and turns back.
Kaine tries to use his lightning punch on EW.
Metal Man (GM): Evil Wolfman leaps out of the way of the punch.
Kaine tries it again. "..." *Eot.*
Metal Man (GM): The numbers over his head update.
Evil Wolfman: "Perhaps you can do one-tenth of my health in damage. And perhaps I can go back in time. But wait... technically I could. Mwa ha ha ha ha ha."
Deloth: "Please, we're just warming up."
Evil Wolfman: "Allow me to set you on fire, then."
Valentine: "Yet you stand here and boost about it."
Metal Man (GM): The bizarre distortion in reality returns, and then he runs at Deloth. He fires fires two beams out of his hands at Deloth's left and right sides, then leaps up into the air and tries for a spinning haymaker at the top of Deloth's skull, ending that part of the combo by trying to body slam Deloth into the ground by restoring his true weight for a moment and sinking uber-fast, then breathing so much fire at Deloth he propels himself back to his favorite 'standing still' spot. Once again, another roleplayed dodge required, this time for Deloth. He manages to negate most of the beams, though Wolfman's fist scrapes him a little, then rolls out of the way of the (incredibly painful) body slam, taking only a few fragments of damage. A mere 45 damage to Deloth. Evil Wolfman curses under his breath, deciding that wasn't a good idea, and so turns to attack Garrick, as if he will get any better results there.
Deloth: *Del brushes out some embers from his coat and chuckles.* "...Jackpot."
Metal Man (GM): He powers up once more, then flies through the air horizontally, claws-first, spinning like a missile; whether or not that hits, he'd then spin like a tornado and try to rip off some of Garrick's armor and stab him in the joints, before then generating some sort of dark energy bomb and going to slam it directly into Garrick's chest, before leaping away from him and spamming some pistol-style laser fire at him from his fists. The field again is in effect, so Garrick will have to RP that dodge.
Garrick Fy`aar grunts as he drops his weapons at his feet for a moment, leaping backward and away from the spinning missile style attack and grabbing at Evil Wolfman's wrists as he does, pushing one to the side as the other tries to go for the dark energy bomb into the chest. He makes to regrip the attacking hand's wrist, pushing it up and over his head before planting his foot in his chest He and tossing Evil Wolfman over his head and away.
Metal Man (GM): Evil Wolfman's immense bulk would make him hard to manhandle, but his field makes him light enough to float in the air, which in turn allows Garrick some limited degree of shoving him. However the whirlwind of claws hits him a few times, and the bomb explodes a ways away from Garrick. Garrick takes 100 damage; Evil Wolfman takes 50 from his own bomb.
Garrick Fy`aar: *As he looked at EW from an upside-down perspective, he'd quickly roll backward onto his feet and throw himself to the side in a roll and swinging his shoulder into the way of the attack, knowing that the armor would at least soak up a decent amount of the lasers. He'd swing his hand out after the beams hit, letting out a furious roar at Evil Wolfman.*
Metal Man (GM): ...And on the final part... The lasers deal 25 damage against the armor.
Garrick Fy`aar: "Your attacks are like flies against a steel wall!"
Metal Man (GM): Evil Wolfman goes to power up a third time, but seems... exhausted?!
Evil Wolfman: "This method is not working. Another one!" *He goes still again...*
Garrick Fy`aar would leap backward, grabbing his equipment and prepping himself for another charge.
Digifanatic takes another breath as he looks at his surroundings, unafraid to keep going... he decides to fire another Light Ray at EW to start...
Metal Man (GM): Hit.
Digifanatic: *Fire Punch, no charge.*
Metal Man (GM): Hit.
Digifanatic: *1 TP defense, EOT.*
Valentine: "I'm seeing a pattern. Do you see it too, Mewtwo?"
Mewtwo: "Yes. Alternating periods of dodging and non-dodging. We should focus our attack on when he becomes hittable."
Kenku fires a quick blast at Wolfman for the heck of it. He steadies himself after the blast. (32, Targeted, OoC, +3 Ref Dodging, EoT)
Metal Man (GM): Hit.
The Ninja: *What else but some Ninja Flipping Melee action? Better than Ninja Burger Flipping action. Almost. And back into the shadows goes the Ninja.*
Metal Man (GM): All hit, damage, etc.
Metal Man: "No need to aim huh? Well TAKE THIS!!!"
Metal Man (GM): He takes out the Deathmachine twice, firing a vase, a freezing butter knife, two metal microphones, a stunning barber pole baton, and a Silver greataxe... Then shoots Evil Wolfman with the phazon sniper rifle... Then yells YELLOW SUBMARINE at him yet again... 213 damage total. No fire this time!
Deloth: *Barriers! Yeah, he's running full shield support for this.* *EoT.*
Valentine: *No need for a boost, Val was looking for a way for the cannon to produce more damage.*
Metal Man (GM): It seems to react to other people using their TP to channel energy into it.
Valentine: *And that is what she does 8 TP for cannon.* "Violet. You do that same."
Metal Man (GM): Stadium Staff
Mewtwo: "We're still charging..."
Vi-vi nods at the instruction.
Valentine: "Everyone else. When Wolfman can start moving put all your focus into the Cannon."
Metal Man (GM): Violet is following Val's instruction, sooo...
Vi-vi attempts to channel energy into the cannon.
King Demon impales EW once more.
Metal Man (GM): Actually, Val is saying everyone else continue attacking this round... Violet just was to charge the cannon because she doesn't do much damage. Garrick
Garrick Fy`aar charges into combat again, wheeling around to grab EW's attention and turning his back toward the heavy bolter squad, his sword flashing as he cuts into him twice over. The bolters unload on his exposed back, filling him with massive amounts of armor piercing rounds.
Metal Man (GM): Evil Wolfman cannot move. Everything hits him.
Garrick Fy`aar: *The man apparently known as Avitus lets out a bellowing roar as the bolts slam into his with an even greater force.* *150 + 444 = 594 dmg.*
Metal Man (GM): The exploding violence dents Evil Wolfman a bit, but like he's made out of Nintendium, he stands his ground, even though said ground has now become a crater.
Kaine sends a 2 TP charged fireball EW's way.
Evil Wolfman: "Your attempts are merely delaying the inevitable... which is now!" *He once again unleashes an Annihilation, bombarding everyone with exploding green lasers.*
Metal Man (GM): 100 damage, piercing, overpower, threatens all, buuut... damage halved due to the barriers. So determine the damage it'd do, then slice it in half...
Deloth: "Gah! I need a heal!" *He's looking pretty busted up now...*
The Ninja: *Ninja uses his only 2 RP.*
Valentine's Plush is shredded. So the real girl returns.
Digifanatic: *Eh, might as well use his last 2 RP.*
Evil Wolfman: "Of course, destroying all of you with a repetitious attack would ruin the fun. So instead..."
Metal Man (GM): He Cures himself! Three times! He's recovered 360 HP!
Valentine: "First time someone has that that in a long time. But attack it all you want, Evil Wolfman. It is fruitless."
Evil Wolfman: "Wasn't it you who said the one who is scared and has nothing left will resort to lies and tricks to bolster their apparent strength?"
Digifanatic: "I'll cover that, Deloth..." *Two Cures for him, three minor Heals for himself; EOT.*
Valentine: "I never tried to trick or lie. It is just your own ignorance that got in the way."
Digifanatic: *Uhhh, EOT.*
Metal Man (GM): Also, The Evil Wolfman is moving now.
The Ninja: *Is Wolfman mobile?*
Metal Man (GM): Yes.
The Ninja: *He flip-flippy-flips and gives 8 TP to the cannon.* "Wise man said... Wizard kitty look very strange if placed with hockey mask on horns. Like new NFL team after strike."
King Demon: "Hey, I like that logo!"
Metal Man: "I may as well feed the beast." *He also powers up the cannon.* "Ultimate death beam power-up go!"
Deloth wraps his now-tattered coat up, turns, and casts a buff spell on... the cannon. *EoT.*
Valentine turns back into another doll, this one complete with doll rifle. EoT.
Metal Man (GM): Stadium Staff
Mewtwo: "The power is greater this time... Cannon, fire!"
Metal Man (GM): The cannon powers up even more this time, before then violently blasting Evil Wolfman with so much energy the area is whited out for a moment... 2500 damage!
Evil Wolfman: "Perhaps if you could do that more often, you would survive." *He snaps his fingers.* "But two good attacks and you're mostly dead..."
Deloth: "Not dead yet, pup."
Vi-vi focuses her power, burning bright with energy, and tries to buff the cannon.
Valentine: "Assuming the attacks at good. Your gambles will cost you your life."
Metal Man (GM): Evil Wolfman is, FYI, still in the 'moving' phase.
King Demon buffs teh cannon as well.
Metal Man (GM): A number of people are, currently, mostly the ones who last attacked him...
Garrick Fy`aar can't really add to the power of the gun... he no longer has any Smash Energy in him. Neither can the squad, as they were never affiliated with the Stadium. As such, the four of them keep pouring on the hate! Garrick leaps forward, bringing his massive booted foot around and kicking Evil Wolfman into the line of fire of the squad, he himself following up with a trio of shots from He his cannon.
Metal Man (GM): Hit, miss, hit, miss.
Garrick Fy`aar: *125 + 111 = 236*
Kaine: *Powah to da canon!*
???: "HEY JERKFACE!" *What is that? That sound... It seems like it's coming from the top of the stadium... Suddenly something falls, it looks like it's about to land on top of Deloth! Then it... Hovers gently to the ground, right in front of the entire group. It's KIT!*
Digifanatic: "Go get em, Kit." *Nods.*
KitOrbel: "Listen up, Evil Wolfman. I don't like you hurting my friend, and I will NEVER call you daddy!" *She pulls out her marble gun and loads it with an oddly glowing gold marble and begins floating, surrounded by her signature purple demonic energy...* "So you can TAKE your offer of immortality and shove it up." *She cocks the gun.* "Your." *She aims right at him.* "ASS!" *And fires it.* *Off... * "MARBLE GUN - SOUL BULLET!!!"
The Ninja: "So triple question girl always Kit. I suspected as much."
King Demon: "Guess you decided to choose our side after all?"
Kaine: *Smirks* "Hi, Kit."
Digifanatic: "It's looking to be that way..." .oO(A soul bullet?)
KitOrbel: "I just fired Panzer's soul at the enemy and that's all you'll say about it?" =.=
Metal Man (GM): And then he dodges it! ...Just kidding, he takes another 250 damage.
Deloth: "...You took Panzer's soul?!"
Digifanatic: "I didn't know she HAD one!" *Smirk.*
Evil Wolfman: "Souls don't make the best ammunition. I've tried it."
KitOrbel: "Yeah, and it's a lot more gold and shiny then I thought it'd be."
Metal Man (GM): He brings up his best counter-argument: his HP count.
King Demon: "Panzer had a soul? Since when? Twelve percent..."
Evil Wolfman: "But welcome to the party. I needed some new people to potentially burn alive."
KitOrbel: "YOU CAN TAKE YOUR LIFE BAR AND SHOVE IT RIGHT UP THERE WITH IT!"
Evil Wolfman: "Technically, 'up there' is part of my life bar."
Kaine: "Thirteen, I think."
Avitus: "The amount of heresy here is astounding..."
Digifanatic: "Good enough."
KitOrbel: "If killing you is what it takes to keep you from becoming my stepfather, then I'll do it if it's the LAST thing I do!"
Evil Wolfman: "Otherwise it wouldn't count as being part of me..." *He shakes his head.* "You will burn." *He then oddly turns to Avitus.* "She is a demon. She should be on my side."
Avitus: "...daemons, Fy'aar?"
Evil Wolfman: "..." *Evil grin* "That one is a demon too." *Points at Demon.*
Garrick Fy`aar: "It... is a long story. Granted to say that he is the one we should focus on at the moment."
Avitus: "You did not speak of daemons when you told us of this place..."
Metal Man: "Don't worry. I'm not a demon. Just an interdimensional thief of powerful, shiny obj--er, I mean, a humble peddler of completely safe and non-important shoes!"
King Demon: "Right, and I'm going to heaven when I die."
KitOrbel: "Don't worry 'bout it. I bake cookies and give money to orphans..." *She smiles, neglecting to mention the only orphans she gives money to is herself....*
Avitus: "...you explanation had best be detailed and worthy, Garrick."
Deloth: "I give free toys and cake to children as they pass me on the street."
Kaine: "You idiot, you're already dead!"
King Demon: *Shrugs.*
Evil Wolfman: "I am not actually a demon, but rather a fold of evil Smash Energy. Ooooooh yes, I just remembered... I should USE some of that!"
KitOrbel: "Shiitake mushrooms..." >.o *She then scrambles behind Deloth.* "I love you Daddy!" =D .oO(Good daddy. Good meatshield...)
Metal Man (GM): Evil Wolfman idly plucks some of his own health out and powers up with it!
Garrick Fy`aar: "Avtius, trust me when I say that this Evil Wolfman is the one you should be focusing on with everything you have."
Deloth: "Sir, I'm afraid that this demon is my daughter, and I will not allow you to harm her, no matter what she says about me."
Valentine: "...I think we're off track again."
Evil Wolfman: "...Yes, that makes him a demon as well, if you are wondering. Hee hee hee hee he."
King Demon: "Can we save the argueing for later?"
KitOrbel: "How can he be a demon if I'm adopted?"
Garrick Fy`aar: *And for just a moment... The old Garrick shined through.* "Would you all SHUT the FUCK up and kill this fucking bastard!!"
Digifanatic: *Smiles* "Thank you, Garrick."
Evil Wolfman: "Curses, foiled again. Have this massive hole in reality attack instead."
Avitus: "...well put."
Metal Man (GM): Evil Wolfman punches the air and causes a giant hole in reality to fill the battlefield. Then... .... PAUSE He paused the game! Oh no! ...Oh wait no, that's just me. +10 more EXP to everything ever
Metal Man (GM): Recap. Evil Wolfman challenged the QBs to a final battle as he swore to take over Nintendus. The QBs and their allies rocked Evil Wolfman with a vast library of attacks, but his 60,100 HP was too much for them to destroy all at once. We continue as Evil Wolfman just punched a massive hole in reality... Continuation.
Evil Wolfman: "It doesn't matter whether you win or lose, because I do not play your game."
Metal Man (GM): Reality ripples as Nintendus appears to dynamically change and morph. Time flows backwards for everyone fighting Evil Wolfman!
Evil Wolfman: "I had all the energy I needed to rewrite history two days ago. My deadline was false! Even if you kill me, I will have already rewritten time to follow my rules... then I shall simply revive, for I have Dark Smash Energy to spare."
Sky: *Oh jeez.*
Metal Man (GM): Time shifts backwards... soon Smithy's tower comes into view. Smithy is about to activate the X-Zone doomsday weapon...
Smithy: "I will rule this world, by destroying my foes with this wea--"
Metal Man (GM): A clone of Evil Wolfman phases into existence and hits Smithy with a massive purple beam. The shockwaves from it are enough to knock everyone off their feet.
KitOrbel: "Oh god..." X_x
Metal Man (GM): Smithy is violently blown to pieces, it raining molten cubes and metal, and the beam continues to the point where Exor is bent over and melted down like an over-ripe banana.
Deloth: "Nnf!" *Del staggers, catching himself and standing back up.*
Evil Wolfman: "Now it is as if he never existed... his greatest weapon, and his greatest triumph, have simply ceased to be!"
Digifanatic: "WHOA!" *Gets caught up but rights himself quick.*
Evil Wolfman: "And I shall continue my domination of time and space... all while having enough energy to mop the floor with you!"
Jason: *His so-far-still-dead body gets tossed around, lying back on the ground after.*
Metal Man (GM): His cape and glasses return, as he powers up for yet another attack.
Evil Wolfman: "You can beat me all you like. I will still have rewritten history. No, I dare you--defeat me, so that you can simply be awake to feel yourselves ripped from existence."
Garrick Fy`aar watches with horror, taking a small step back and shaking as sees Evil Wolfman do this... the other Space Marines look on in confusion, not entirely sure what is going on.
Deloth: "Like I'd let someone like you be the one writing my story for me."
King Demon: "Huh..."
Digifanatic: "Yeah, and how many times are you going to keep that cycle up?" *Glare.*
Evil Wolfman: "So once again... taste my power, and despair... GALACTIC MELTDOWNNN!"
Garrick Fy`aar: "Brace yourselves!"
Metal Man (GM): The skies turn purple, and then it rains perfectly targeted beams of blue-and-purple death from above at everyone. It's a spell, so no dodge. 100 damage, can be resisted, or you can spend 2 SP to dodge it entirely. Hits everyone. ( Ketsui Kizuna Jigoku Tachi EXTRA OST - Evaccanneer (not the DOOM one) ) (Or since that one is so hard to find, Ketsui Kizuna Jigoku Tachi EXTRA OST-NO REMORSE-(True Last Boss) )
Deloth gets zapped.
King Demon: "DAMMIT!" *Dies.*
Kaine: "Well, that sucks!" *He's gone.*
KitOrbel: *She resists it!*
Metal Man (GM): He holds both his fists in the air, energy surging through his fists.
Garrick Fy`aar folds his arms over his chest, hunching himself to attempt to stave off the brunt of the attack, feeling the lasers rip through him. The armor takes the brunt of it.
Valentine loses the doll form again but it already other than the earlier damage.
Evil Wolfman: "Only the worthy will live... to die at my hand anyway!"
Digifanatic: *Nah, not yet. He'll take the hit... but he's still standing...*
The Ninja: *Uses the two then to dodge it.*
Evil Wolfman: "Do your best... if you wish to even be worthy of remembrance by me. When I'm done, I'll be the only one to remember who you are!"
Metal Man (GM): His fists are still glowing. You can't be sure, his attack style has changed.
Digifanatic: "Everyone who's manning the cannon: see if you can hold off from firing it until the last moment before Wolfman attacks again!" *Holds his energy sword out, charging a Fire Punch for 2 TP and unleashing it on Wolf.*
Metal Man (GM): Evil Wolfman lunges back at the fist thrown at him! He grabs Digi's fist and picks him up, and hurls him very far away! (3 movement points away, 25 damage)
Digifanatic shakes his head, defending for the rest of the turn (3 TP).
Evil Wolfman: "I'm done conserving my power. Don't come at me unless you are prepared to face my wrath!"
Metal Man (GM): His fists continue glowing.
Digifanatic: .oO(I'm prepared, I just had a bad move...)
Deloth: "What do you think I've been training for all this time?" "By the way, you owe me money. This coat was expensive."
Evil Wolfman: "To do a very good job of opposing me, then dying at my hand, so that I have a great tale to tell the people of my new world."
KitOrbel: "No fair! Every boss battle needs a set strategy to follow! You can't just give us no opening! Where's the sport in that?"
Evil Wolfman: "You're the boss I must defeat!"
Deloth: "Bzzzt, wrong. I'm training to blast you to bits and then summon a celebration party on your corpse."
Evil Wolfman: "This is my game, not yours, pitiful fools!"
Deloth: "I can do that now, y'know. Cake, balloons, everything."
Metal Man (GM): Doing anything Kenku/Jet?
KitOrbel: "BULL! We've got a ragtag group of heroes on our side! The ragtag group always wins!"
Evil Wolfman: "You've defeated everything in your path, whereas I have had to assemble my own group. My world was destroyed in my pursuit of liberating it from a group of evil superheroes. Now you oppose me, another group of evil superheroes. The narrative is unchanged."
Garrick Fy`aar: "Speak for yourself... I'm anything but ragtag..."
Deloth: "And I highly doubt that I'm evil. You're just a self-deluded fool, and you'll die like one."
The Ninja: *Hmm. My turn so soon.*
Evil Wolfman: "I can no more die than one of you with a million SP."
The Ninja: *The ninja would try something different as the melee attack earlier happened.*
Metal Man (GM): Evil Wolfman's glowing fists go to counter it, but it is a ranged attack, so he is just hit.
KitOrbel: .oO(New strategy, get.)
Evil Wolfman: "You learn quickly. Unfortunately you cannot learn so quickly you travel back in time, so it is already too late."
Metal Man (GM): Anything else?
The Ninja: *And he would toss it at him again. Before disappearing when the boomerang returns.*
Metal Man (GM): Hit again.
Valentine: "So range only this turn."
Metal Man: "That I can do. Here, Evil Wolf thing! Take this!" *He fires two Tri-attacks at him.*
Metal Man (GM): Evil Wolfman stands there and takes 198 damage from both of them exploding in his face.
Valentine: "And I don't expect this to work on the next turn, so be vary after Evil Wolfman attacks. But I suspect it'll be the opposing weakness."
Deloth: "Need a heal, guys." *Del raises two barriers on the group, still aiming to keep Wolfman's attacks deflecting.*
Garrick Fy`aar: "Yes, please, keep speaking strategic points out loud where he can hear them."
Evil Wolfman: "You wet blanket! I was about to hear what their greatest weakness was!"
KitOrbel: "Tch, he'll be able to know what we're talking about anyway." *She rolls her eyes.* "He can warp reality." =.=
Valentine: "The point is to trick people."
Metal Man: "Uhhh... my weakness is being healed, made invincible, and gaining the ability to destroy people by touching them!"
Garrick Fy`aar: "Keep what secrets you can. He is not all powerful. He takes damage. If it can bleed, you can kill it."
Valentine: *And another doll replacement. These work well, though eat up TP. EoT.*
Metal Man (GM): Stadium Staff.
Valentine: "You think he was going to make it that easy?"
Mewtwo: "If what they said was correct, then..." *Fires the cannon again.*
Metal Man (GM): *BLAM* Another 1000 damage.
Evil Wolfman: "Your cannon defies description--it doesn't even do anything anymore!"
Metal Man (GM): Any SP to revive Demon with?
King Demon revives with 3 SP.
Metal Man (GM): That takes his turn. But he's up.
Garrick Fy`aar: "However, our cannons are exactly what they are said to be! Pour it on!" *With that, Garrick and the squad of Devastator Marines pour on as much armor piercing explosive rounds as they can from afar.*
Metal Man (GM): He crosses his arms as he is hit by all of those.
Garrick Fy`aar: *333 + 250 = 583 dmg.*
Metal Man (GM): Kaine--does he have enough SP to revive?
Metal Man (GM): And that takes his turn. Next... Dragoshi joins the time-warping crazy battle!
Evil Wolfman: "Hello again, Dragoshi. Let me guess, this is the same as every other battle you've seen. In fact you've fought Goombas that are more new and exciting."
Dragoshi: "Sorry I'm late, folks. Kinda took a wrong turn. Man, no. This actually looks kinda interesting."
KitOrbel: "Uncle Dragoshi!"
Evil Wolfman: "Pay no attention to the strange time travel powers I have! They are incredibly boring, I'm sure."
Dragoshi just kinda waves.
Garrick Fy`aar: "Ah... Dragoshi. Good to see you here."
Dragoshi: "I dunno, I bet you could pull some pretty wild party tricks with those. Also hello. Anyways!"
Valentine: "So he does still live."
Avitus: "...are you... SURE these are not daemons, Garrick?"
Evil Wolfman: "That one is more of an abomination than a demon."
Garrick Fy`aar: "The only daemon is the man you are firing at, Avitus."
Evil Wolfman: "Yoshi... Dragon... I'd hate to meet his parents."
Dragoshi: "Yeah yeah I know. I'll get some sense knocked into me afterwards."
KitOrbel: "Uncle Dragoshi isn't a demon." *She smiles,* "He's made of epic and awesome!"
Evil Wolfman: "It's just... horrible to think of, even to me."
Dragoshi: "Now shut up and let me do something here." *He then proceeds to look around, noticing the cannon for a second. He goes to charge that up a bit, then goes on the defensive, seeing as there's really not much else he can do at the moment. (6 TP into cannon, 2 TP defensive stance. turn over.)*
Metal Man (GM): Next, Kenku revives. Oh, right. That takes his turn. As it does for Jet and Kraela too, assuming they all revive. They do all revive, right?
Kenku gets up in a groggy flash, does his best to size up the situation.
Jason: *And him.*
Kraela stands up, rubbing the rigor mortis out of her limbs.
King Demon: "Unlike some of us, huh?"
KitOrbel: "You all look ridiculous." =3
Metal Man (GM): With that out of the way...
Kraela: "You can shut up. Haven't you Questers killed him yet?"
King Demon: "Thank you very much, that means a lot coming from a girl with tattoos on her face."
Metal Man (GM): Hm, right, that never got entered anywhere.
KitOrbel: *She smirks and loads her gun up....*
Evil Wolfman: "I'm afraid I'm a lasting institution, much like monarchy and poorly run democracies."
King Demon: "Sounds right... sadly."
Metal Man (GM): All hit.
KitOrbel: *The earth marble seems to attack with the fury of a spike of pure rock. The Darkness marble does the same with darkness. The two water marbles create torrents of boiling hot water that spray him.*
Metal Man (GM): Now... Nope. Time warps further back and there is Zio and Kuja, in QH HQ. All ready to mess up the world then and in the distant future. However, the copy of Evil Wolfman pops up and decapitates Zio with a single slash, and then burns Kuja to death.
Evil Wolfman: "No more Quester Hunters. No more wannabe Mes running around. There is only me now! Kuja couldn't do one tenth of what I already did, anyway."
Garrick Fy`aar: "Hrmpf... good riddance..."
KitOrbel: *;* "Brilliant."
Kraela: "Wait, what was that?"
Jason: .oO(And THIS is what I wake up to...)
KitOrbel: "Quester hunters."
Evil Wolfman: "Nothing. I just continued rewriting history. In a few rounds I will be the only villain in all of Nintendus' history."
Valentine: "...So no issues here."
KitOrbel: "Daddy, explain."
Kraela: "Oh, brilliant."
KitOrbel: "Wait, you told us you were the Hero..."
King Demon: "Congrats."
Evil Wolfman: "Who said I couldn't be both?"
Dragoshi: "Clearly he wants to be bo- Yeah, exactly."
Evil Wolfman: "Logic? Logic is no match for my ability to warp time and space. Poke me when you think of something that can actually survive a battle against me. Mwa ha ha ha. But that's not all. If it were just taunting, this would be a wrestling match!"
Metal Man (GM): His claws grow out a few inches longer and glow violent blue-purple.
Evil Wolfman: "It's not a sport without a few decapitations!"
Metal Man (GM): He then lunges at Deloth, intent on decapitating him. *SLASHHH* He bounces off of it and hits himself. 100 damage. Bleeding too. However his neck is so thick it takes the damage without being bothered.
Evil Wolfman: "Tricky, but now you've given me no choice--that barrier is everywhere else except on you now!"
Metal Man (GM): He goes to stab Deloth in the face, using the same super-speed/strength.
KitOrbel: "..." .oO(FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-)
Metal Man (GM): Same stuff as above, unless you choose to spend SP. Or have RP laying around. Correct, since for now we're on the 3 SP limit per battle. 1 RP halves it. 2 Blocks it. No, that's only for piercing attacks.
Deloth parries the attack with his blade and 2 RP.
Evil Wolfman: "Well well, going to be tough on me, are you?" *He flexes his claws.* "Well, if you can dodge this, you get a few more minutes of pathetic life, courtesy of your own skill!"
Metal Man (GM): He goes to slash Deloth in half with his claws again.
Deloth: "Wow, okay, this is sad. I'll let you have this hit because you want it so much, okay, little boy?"
KitOrbel: "Now is not the time to be generous, daddy."
Evil Wolfman: "That's just an insult to insults as a whole."
Metal Man (GM): 100 damage, bleeding, as he leaps back to his usual range. Then he crosses his arms and stops attacking for the time being.
Deloth: "Yeah, I never was much good with those."
KitOrbel: "Aha!" *She pauses to consider it,* "I know one thing that could survive a battle with you." *She grins,* "The power of Love and Friendship!" *Aaaaand victory sign. Seems she still fancies herself as a bit of a magical girl...*
Deloth: "You still owe me for this coat."
Digifanatic: "Hmm..." *Shakes his head, focusing his strength towards the cannon from his position.*
Evil Wolfman: "I have the power of love and friendship too. Why, I have my own evil friends and some other people who loved me. You want me to revive them so you can play with them?"
Kraela: "It's really easy to destroy love and friendship, actually."
Digifanatic: *6 TP worth of it, the other two on defense. EOT.*
KitOrbel: "... My mother does NOT COUNT AS LOVING YOU!!!" >.<
Evil Wolfman: "Oh yes she do-oooes!"
KitOrbel: "DOES NOT! I REJECT YOUR REALITY AND SUBSTITUTE IT WITH MY OWN! JERK!"
King Demon: "Ugh, I think I need brain bleach now..."
The Ninja: *Hmm. Looking at Wolfman for a second, how does he look other than messed up in the head?*
Kraela: "Let's lay off the Family Feud, can we?"
Metal Man (GM): He appears to be in a very crossed-arms stance, watching the distance keenly.
The Ninja: *And the Ninja jumps from the shadows to bop Wolfman on the head. Three time!*
Metal Man (GM): Mel/Trigger: Want to join the battle? He is hit on the head three times. His stance does not appear to be countering that attack right now. Damage for that?
The Ninja: *63 damage and bleeding before jumping back into the shadows... After giving Metal Man a high five like he is tag teaming him in. EoT*
Valentine: "I hope that's a given."
Metal Man (GM): *Hi-fives back* "It's my turn! MACH PAWUNC PAWUNCH PAWUBDSAUSFBIEWG?FGFFLAFLOOGA!"
Valentine: "...Did he just break?"
Metal Man (GM): All hit. 144.
Metal Man: "I... ...my voice modulator doesn't work when I say that too many times. The Captain Falcon voice effect is too much for it."
Metal Man (GM): Nintendus to Deloth: *Poke.*
Metal Man sneaks out to get a snack.
Deloth: *Two shields again. EOT. Yes, turtling is fun.*
Valentine: "I have a small feeling about this one. Get ready for an attack." *+2 dodge to everyone. EoT*
Metal Man (GM): Stadium Staff.
Mewtwo: "I must continue charging..."
King Demon charges up a fireball for 2 TP, then unloads on EW. He impales Wolf instead.
Metal Man (GM): Hit... very slowly. His arms remain crossed.
Garrick Fy`aar charges in, his sword flashing as he attacks in melee. The squad of Devastators keep pouring on their own shots.
Metal Man (GM): Garrick's sword attack hits. Meanwhile, the shots... hit some sort of barrier...
Evil Wolfman: "Bwa ha ha ha ha!"
Metal Man (GM): Then he... sends them back at the squad... That would probably hit, but the squad has a barrier due to Deloth! It reflects back... again!
King Demon: "Oh, good, ping pong with bullets..."
Metal Man (GM): That one basically vanishes as the bullets are worn out from reflect tennis. However, here are the other three ones, which unfortunately are no longer going to be reflected back! Oh right, they only made three shots. So, two. Ignore the third one.
Garrick Fy`aar: *The squad is slammed with their own rounds, the shots pinging off their armor, some smashing into them. 150 dmg to EW 222 dmg to the squad.*
Kaine: *Lightning stab on T3H W0LF!*
Metal Man (GM): You lightning stab 'T3H W0LF'.
Kaine decides to throw caution to the wind and do it again.
Metal Man (GM): Then you do it again. It does the 60 damage.
KitOrbel: *She... Charges a Marble Absorb for 6 TP... And then defends for the other two.*
Dragoshi raises his Flammothrower and goes to blast EW with a fierce wave of fire!
Metal Man (GM): The flames hit the field, then return to Dragoshi! Oh god the fiery death! ...Well it's a projectile weapon to current me, but I'll split the difference because technically, it's a melee-style accuracy roll attached to a projectile that behaves -like- a melee weapon. So... half of the damage for that hit to Evil Wolfman, half to you. You take half of the 67.
Kenku decides to charge up and try to pierce EW through the field, before spinning.
Metal Man (GM): Both melee weapons, right? They hit if so. It works. And next up...
Kenku tries to steady himself out of the swing(+1 Dodge, OoC, EoT)
Kraela: *She backs out of melee and takes cover behind... Metal Man? She then uses her last two TP to help charge the cannon.*
Metal Man: "Well, I can't blame you, but those space marines may be beefier than I am... maybe..." *He scratches his chin, making a horrendous screechy noise.*
Kraela: "Don't worry, if you die, I'll find another meat shield."
Jason: "Hmm..." *Doesn't like the idea of all the projectiles bouncing off, so he decides to charge 6 TP to the cannon, resisting for the other 2.*
Kenku gets up in a flash.
Evil Wolfman: "You are too slow. Already I have rewound the tape to the beginning!"
Metal Man (GM): Ganondorf and Bowser are seen outside the Stadium. They're about to begin the famous feud that started it all ..Until the copy-Evil Wolfman drops a bus on top of them, that then violently blasts them to bits and explodes.
Editor's Note: You know what, that would have probably been a good idea for the Questers to do at some point, it's not like they require that old feud to exist anymore...
Kraela: "Well, that was entertaining."
Evil Wolfman: "I am now number one."
Deloth: "Would you just shut up and DIE already?"
Evil Wolfman: "Mmmm... you first."
KitOrbel: "NO! LEAVE MY DADDY ALONE!"
Evil Wolfman: "He stuck his hand into the blender, not me."
KitOrbel: "You're not a blender, you're a jerkface."
Garrick Fy`aar: "Try you hand against me, demon!" *He charges forward, making to step in front of Deloth and Kit, his sword raised.*
Evil Wolfman: "If you insist, then you shall be the first to see this."
Metal Man (GM): He snaps his fingers, and the barriers around Garrick shatter like cheap glass.
Garrick Fy`aar: "I do not fear you!"
Evil Wolfman: "Fear is cheap. Death works a lot better."
Metal Man (GM): He then generates an immense lens in reality and fires a powerful beam at Garrick.
Evil Wolfman: "Temporal Destroyer!"
Metal Man (GM): 365 piercing damage. Garrick would feel as if he was literally disintegrating, accompanied by atoms off the edges of him floating off and vanishing into air.
Garrick Fy`aar folds his arms over his chest, the beam cleaving through him and tearing through his body. He lets out a bellowing roar as he goes flying back, sliding over the ground.
Digifanatic winces as he watches on.
King Demon: "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN..."
Evil Wolfman: "You have defeated great warriors who were... merely constrained to one time period. I am not. Now taste some of this while I prepare to finish the job!"
Garrick Fy`aar remains still for a moment, not making a move or a sound... before groaning and slamming his sword into the ground, using it as a pushing point to push off and onto his feet. "You will... have to do... much better than that!"
Metal Man (GM): He punches the ground, and the entire area becomes filled with an acrid, burning mist. Each action you do now will deal 10 piercing damage to you!
Evil Wolfman: "Go ahead... destroy yourselves trying to scratch me!"
Metal Man (GM): Yes. The mist is like a mini version of what hit Garrick.
KitOrbel: *She smirks softly, happily.*
Metal Man (GM): Yes.
Digifanatic bites and lip and just boosts the cannon for all 8 TP.
The Ninja: *The Ninja would appear next to Metal Man.* "That is strange looking things, should we not attack, metal of Man?"
Metal Man: "I don't see why we shouldn't keep hitting him, as long as you have enough health to take a little burn. The chrono burn is sort of what it feels to me like when I warp."
Metal Man (GM): He's now got his fists glowing again, actually.
The Ninja: "But a ninja convinces what is important or what point in hiding? You attack for me, Metal of Man." *And 8 TP for the Canon.*
Metal Man: "Righty-o! You're going down! Take THIS!" *He fires two more Tri-attacks at Evil Wolfman!*
Metal Man (GM): ...It gets trapped in the field and sent back at him? Zuh???
Evil Wolfman: "Gotcha!"
Metal Man (GM): They both hit him for 198 total, and he took the 20 more for moving too.
KitOrbel: "Son of a-"
Metal Man: "You tricky fiend!"
Valentine: "I advise to help charge the canon, though not to help fire the canon this round or any defensive support."
Mewtwo: "Thanks to Metal Man's... demonstration... I know not to fire it, unless we all want to taste our own cannon."
Metal Man: "Glad to help!" *Cough.*