Super Smash Quest: Infinity - Story - Chapter 36: Deathmatch Over Reality
Date: 7:12:33 PM, April 11th; 5:03:58 PM, April 14th, 2011.
Deloth: *Unlock Potential on the Stadium Staff. EoT.*
Valentine: "We can't afford to fall this far in the game. Don't lose up and keep your perception intact." *+2 to Dodge again. EoT.*
Mewtwo: "I have a double charge ready. But I will not fire it yet. Too many barriers in the way."
Metal Man (GM): The cannon charges more, instead.
King Demon charges da canon, 8 TP.
Metal Man (GM): The cannon IS charging up pretty heavily from all of this... Demon is in melee range, last I checked, he used impale against EW. On the one hand, it's a ranged item you throw. On the other, if it exploded just out of his reach, it wouldn't be applicable to being thrown back at you. Correct, they can't. No Smash energy generation capabilities.
Garrick Fy`aar: "Hold your fire, marines! Wait for him to change his tactics! Find a more suitable location to fire from!" *He charges in while the other marines move to a better place to set up shop. His sword flashes, cutting into him.*
Metal Man (GM): He gets hit, both times.
Garrick Fy`aar: *Lets out a bellowing roar in response to the attack, giving his own retribution from the attack.* *-RIGHTEOUS FURY- 150 + 75 = 225 damage.*
Metal Man (GM): That goodly slice of damage is followed by...
Kaine: *Chargage of da cannon.*
KitOrbel: *She holds up a blank marble.* "THIS IS WHAT I THINK OF YOUR ACID!" *And... She absorbs it all... Taking 10 damage, but the field is clear again. She then charges another Marble Absorb.*
Metal Man (GM): More seeps out of the ground. He shrugs.
KitOrbel: "Damn."
Evil Wolfman: "Absorbing all of time is a little big for anyone to do, don't you think?"
Metal Man (GM): However, you do have a bunch of it on tap to use later.
KitOrbel: "When I get four of these, I'm shooting them into your eyes."
Dragoshi quickly switches out his Flammothrower for Zant's Sword, going in to give two quick, fierce strikes with it.
Kenku: *With the Miasma gone, he decides to try to try to land a powerful swing!*
Metal Man (GM): The miasma is... still there, so you'd take 10 damage from it. However you'd also hit Evil Wolfman! Nope. It just resurfaced. It's an environmental condition he caused. It can't be absorbed in one marble... or even a giant pile of them. You can fill many thousands of marbles with it. I think we beat Soy's prediction. Good job guys. Kraela powers up the cannon because we are totally faster than predicted.
Jason shakes his head... there's nothing he can really do for the turn, except charge the cannon 6 TP and defend for 2 more. He'll accept the 20 damage...
Metal Man (GM): Definitely a quadracharge now.
Jet ain't shooting a reflecting field. He coughs as he boots the cannon.
Evil Wolfman: "Well, that's it for you! I have this realm between my claws now."
Metal Man (GM): The time-space warp crunches it and he breaks something load-bearing. Also I forgot Trigger twice in a row. Oh well, we can get his turns after this one.
Avitus: "...yes... this is definitely the work of a daemon..."
KitOrbel: "Told you so."
Metal Man (GM): The entire realm begins to bend and crackle at the edges, then begins to... move forwards again?
King Demon: "Gee, you finally noticed..."
Metal Man (GM): You can see Evil Wolfman's clone rebuilding the realm--in his image. At the same time, all people whose existence depends too much on being a Quester/Brawler would begin to become slightly translucent.
Deloth: "...the hell?"
King Demon: "Uh... what the?"
Evil Wolfman: "You're being erased from time and space."
Digifanatic: "...ohhhh great..."
KitOrbel: *;* "!"
Evil Wolfman: "Try not to scream too loudly, it'll get boring fast."
Kaine: "Well, THIS sucks!"
Metal Man: "Aw man! This is the SECOND time this has happened to me!"
Dragoshi: "Hoo boy..."
King Demon: "The second time Nintendus got erased with you in it?"
Garrick Fy`aar glances from side to side, watching the various people start to fade. He can't help but check himself to make sure he is not fading...
Metal Man: "No. The first time... my planet was erased!"
Jason: *Not affected, since he's got other jobs...*
Deloth: "..." *Del just steps over and gently holds Kit as he starts fading.*
Metal Man (GM): Garrick would notice something odd. Specifically, feeling vaguely like he is being torn apart inside. Half of him, the Warhammer half, remains. But the Quester half is seemingly fading.
Garrick Fy`aar: "...I... can't feel..."
Valentine: "Some of us weren't Questers though..."
Metal Man: "I survived... but... not much of my mind remained intact."
KitOrbel: "..." *She clings to her father!* ;-;
Metal Man: "Unfortunately, too much of my history is rooted in this realm. I probably couldn't survive THIS event. But it isn't too late! If we kill him... we free all the energies he has captured. Nintendus... and my home planet's energy!"
Deloth: "Shh, shh, don't cry, Kit..."
Garrick Fy`aar: "...yes! We cannot stop now!"
Dragoshi: "Y... Yeah. We just need to hurry up."
Evil Wolfman: "I contain part of your home planet's energy? Well, too bad. You're not getting that back either."
KitOrbel: "I'm not... I'm not crying..." *She's lying...*
Evil Wolfman: "It's in a better place now. A part of ME."
Dragoshi: "Gotta hold out for a little longer... From one trash can to another, huh? Not much of a difference!"
Evil Wolfman: "Hold on, so you can die! There's entirely too many of you. You're going down, and that's not a figure of speech this time. GALACTIC MELTDOWNNNNNNNN!!!"
Metal Man (GM): It rains the sky-beams from hell that deal 100 insta-hit damage again--they can be resisted, or blocked with 2 SP.
Deloth: *And he moves to shield Kit from Wolfman's wrath, if he can.*
Metal Man (GM): Deloth would take 200 damage then, as he'd intercept the overhead beam at Kit. No, the beam comes from above.
KitOrbel: *She uses her marble to absorb the Sky Beam... If it's possible.*
Digifanatic does anything different happen to him if he dies this time?
Metal Man (GM): Deloth blocked it with his body, can't absorb it now. No, you just die, Digi. Although plot-wise your corpse would begin slowly vanishing at the same rate you are while alive.
Deloth: *Dead.*
KitOrbel: "Daddy... Daddy be careful..." *She clings tighter to him.*
Evil Wolfman: "I'm your Daddy now, Kit!"
Garrick Fy`aar lets out several grunts of pain as he feels the lasers slam through him, his armor once again taking a great deal of the damage. It's starting to smoke and be dented in several places. Avitus is barely holding himself up, while the others are on their knees.
Evil Wolfman: "I defeated your old one in mortal Kombat!"
KitOrbel: "Daddy..." *She pales softly.* "Daddy no..."
Dragoshi blocks the beam, snarling a bit as stands his ground.
Kaine uses 2 RP to not get hit.
Valentine: *Once again, the doll is destroyed.*
Jason: *He can resist that...*
Digifanatic: *He can't, and would rather revive now than later. So he's dead for that hit.*
King Demon gets hit.
Evil Wolfman: "You know Panzer would approve. The strongest role model wins."
The Ninja: *The Ninja uses his 2 RPs for super Dodge.*
Evil Wolfman: "It's not too late. You don't have to die. If you join me, you could get your own dimensions!"
Garrick Fy`aar: "Grrr... I will END YOU, you fucking son of a bitch!"
Evil Wolfman: "I just need this worthless garbage dimension you happened to be living in to be bulldozed first. Two UNIVERSES could fit in the space of Rapland alone!"
Dragoshi: "...Rap Land is that big? What."
Jason: "I... got nothing."
KitOrbel: *She closes her eyes and turns to look at Evil Wolfman.* "My name is Kitten Orbella Ti'Fiona. You killed my father. Prepare to die." *Her energy starts swirling around her.*
Evil Wolfman: "Hm... what's this? Someone is constantly blocking my attacks... with a doll?"
Metal Man (GM): He picks up the destroyed doll.
Kraela: "Your name is actually Kitten? That's... amusing."
Evil Wolfman: "...I think I will set this person on fire. Hee hee hee hee!"
Metal Man (GM): He reaches into the void of space and rips out Val, then goes to nuke her with a point-blank Chrono Melting beam of Evil Deadliness. Then he goes to decapitate her! 365 damage, 150 piercing damage.
Valentine: *This is no Val. She's a mist.*
Evil Wolfman: "NO ONE dodges all my attacks and lives. Maybe you dodge most of them. Maybe you keep putting up force fields. But no competent villain allows that and lives!"
Kraela: "Horrible as that was, I can't help feeling somewhat satisfied."
Metal Man (GM): He rips up the very ground Val was on and burns it, to be satisfied... that ate his turn. Trigger's Two Turns Terrific Terra Tuesday Tornado
King Demon: "Thanks, Wolf, you actually did something I agree with for once!"
Dragoshi: "...Well, then."
KitOrbel: *She's still sobbing... Her energy swirling with pure hate and rage... NOW she looks like a demon.*
Avitus: "...Garrick..."
Metal Man (GM): The evil mist is still in effect, dealing 10 damage to whomever attacks. Evil Wolfman is also in his... crossed arms formation... but who knows if that truly is a blocking thing...
Garrick Fy`aar: "I know, I know... believe me, I know. There is only him, do not worry. Focus on him as best as you can..."
Evil Wolfman: "You know, Trigger, if you Friended Me, you wouldn't have to die!"
Dragoshi: "...what."
Evil Wolfman: "...Oh, right. Only I can see all 2.5 million dimensions at once. Nevermind!"
King Demon: "Wolf's on Facebook? Damn!"
The Ninja: "Why have book of Faces?"
Trigger: "...Let me think about that, umm NO!!" *Rushes down Wolf and stabs him with a thrust and cuts into him with a firey upslash.*
Evil Wolfman: "Good choice!"
Metal Man (GM): He... uses his deadly melee counter. Oh no, he tricked you! ...Oh no, it still failed and you hit him anyway. Lucky you.
Evil Wolfman: "Argh. I really shouldn't waste my time looking at that dimension, it throws off my counters."
Metal Man (GM): However he does block the Burning Blade strike, then sadistically stabs Trigger with his own attack for whatever damage that would have done to him. So... hit, and self-hit. In the background, you see 'Evil Wolfman's Stadium' popping up.
Metal Man (GM): And some sort of warp thing... .what's that, 'Sloanville'?
King Demon: *Sees Sloanville* "Oh HELL no!"
Digifanatic: *Revive...*
Evil Wolfman: "It is technically a part of hell, so... the proper phrase is 'Oh, Sloanville, Hell. No.'"
King Demon: "In that case, you'd be correct."
Digifanatic: *Mutters* "Ohhhh boy."
Evil Wolfman: "From your perspective, anyway. I know peaceful green meadows have always been your most feared place. And lands where a man with bad fashion taste steals your washing machines. And your top secret military plans. And combines them together."
Dragoshi: "That sounds... tacky. Dangerously tacky."
Evil Wolfman: "It's too tacky even for me."
King Demon: "And me..."
Evil Wolfman: "But it's the only way I got good help. Help that you won't need to meet, because I will kill all of you anyway."
The Ninja: *Is that one field still around Wolfman?*
Metal Man (GM): Nope.
KitOrbel: "You... You murderer... You JERK... YOU CRAZY ASS ! I HOPE YOU GET AND WITH A GARDEN HOSE!" *She pants softly, her tirade over.*
The Ninja: *And what is Wolfman looking like currently?*
Evil Wolfman: "...Who is providing the beeps? I must kill them next!"
Metal Man (GM): Evil Wolfman has his arms crossed. BUT he just countered a melee attack, sooo... He's being sneaky.
Evil Wolfman: "..." *Flips a switch on his head* "There. That should prevent you from using 4-dimensional mind tricks to distract me again."
The Ninja: "Hmm. What are plans for Man of wolf being evil?"
Mewtwo: "We blast him with this incredibly overcharged cannon in the hope he dies or is transformed into a harmless hunk of metal in the process."
Metal Man (GM): The cannon is glowing uber-violently right now.
The Ninja: "Man of Metal. We attack together then!"
Metal Man: "All right... do we empower the cannon or just shoot lasers into his eyes?"
Evil Wolfman: "You could have your own dimensions! Why are you even CONSIDERING defending that garbage I erased? Bah. I'll never understand fools from this world."
Metal Man: "That's Captain Garbage I Erased to you, sir!"
The Ninja: "Charge Canon, then shoot lasers and stab him in back" *Which he does.*
Metal Man: "Righty-o. Super... duper... make cannon kill peopledoken!" *Dramatic pose* *Cannon charge* *Nothing else happens.*
KitOrbel: "You KILLED my daddy! FUCK NINTENDUS! NO ONE HURTS MY FAMILY!" TT-TT
Evil Wolfman: "Correction. Evil Wolfman both is and hurts your family. Remember, most murders are caused by people related to one another."
Trigger: "Wow, someone needs to die..."
KitOrbel: "You're not my dad! There's NO WAY YOU'RE MY FATHER!"
Deloth: *A hand clamps down on Kit's shoulder.*
Evil Wolfman: "You know it to be true. Search Panzer's brain if you ever find her again."
Dragoshi: "...Bluh."
KitOrbel: *She turns to look at Deloth...* "Daddy..." <3
Deloth: "...you may not have heard me the first time. I'll say it again so you can commit it to memory."
Evil Wolfman: "I am also the true Wolfman now, since I blew the other one up."
Metal Man: "Blasphemy!"
Dragoshi: "You're just an oversized waffle iron."
Evil Wolfman: "Perhaps I am. The kind that cooks entire worlds."
Deloth: "This is MY LIFE AND MY STORY, YOU BASTARD!" *He steps out, fully healed... still transparent... but still ready to kill.*
Evil Wolfman: "...Well, you are right. I just haven't finished 'And Then You Died' into it."
Metal Man (GM): to revive... if Val has the SP or whatever
Evil Wolfman: "We'll see who writes whose death, but no deus ex cheatina will stop me."
Deloth: "Ohhhh, no. I write the epilogue here. You may have ripped me out of the timestream, but HELL if I'm going to let something like THAT stop me until I see you burn!"
Metal Man (GM): In the background, more universes appear, including 'If Psycho Mantis Ruled The World' and also 'Panzer's Super Happy Maverick Hunter HQ Killing Spree Targeting Game'
KitOrbel: "I don't care if you and momma made Evil Reploid Baby Siblings for me, Wolfman. You are NOT my father!" >.<
Valentine: "...I see Wolfman think I'm a threat." *She would say as she just appears on her platform.*
Trigger: *Starts to look towards the background* "What the hell is going on now?"
Evil Wolfman: "Well, I could let Autumnus claim you instead. I mean, it's a big universe."
Digifanatic: "It's weird, Trigger..."
Deloth: "And incidentally, you are NOT this child's father!"
Mewtwo: "Your... irrelevant lies will not help you against this, Evil Wolfman."
KitOrbel: "..." *She pauses, looking at her communicator.* "Oh yeah, I still have this, don't I?"
Dragoshi: "...Eh?"
Garrick Fy`aar: "This... should be good."
Mewtwo: "We will stand, even though you have already erased everything of our pasts. You cannot kill our spirits as long as we fight."
Digifanatic: *M* "Uh oh..."
Metal Man (GM): Mewtwo then powers up the super-cannon and... fires it. An immense WAVE of energy washes through the realm, temporarily messing up Evil Wolfman's clone by causing echoes of the original way things happened to reappear for a moment.
Kraela: "Epic," *Kraela says simply. It was worth it.*
Metal Man (GM): More importantly, Evil Wolfman violently burns as the cannon deals 6000 damage with all the Smash powers that were fed into it.
Jason: "Awwww, very nice."
Trigger: "I bet that REALLY hurt."
Mewtwo: "Feed your power into the cannon, Questers! We can't beat him with our fists, but the cannon is super effective!"
Trigger: "...Okay."
Kraela: "Way ahead of you, boss."
King Demon: "Impressive!"
Jason: "That's probably it."
Digifanatic: "I can't see it being much more than that at this stage..."
Evil Wolfman: "You have a remotely usable idea! It only took you a bunch of time past when you really needed it to work to get it going. Hah!"
King Demon does as requested, powah da cannon.
The Ninja: "He does have point, Metal of Man. Lets do as suggested."
Metal Man: "Righty-o."
Digifanatic: *Not me.*
Jason: *Probably not me.*
Metal Man (GM): Demon is still in melee! Also, Trigger is in melee. He moved there to stabbity stab him.
Digifanatic: "Trigger..." *Motions towards himself, he's still way in the back of the fight.*
Metal Man (GM): You can move him now, Demon.
Garrick Fy`aar growls as he raises his hand cannon, letting out a shout as he and his marines open fire on him.
Metal Man (GM): He's hit by all of it, since he is actually in melee-counter mode.
Garrick Fy`aar: "I'll have to resort to the void grenades soon... but people will need to move out of melee for them..."
Evil Wolfman: "What? Black holes? Oh no... not another annoyance from that realm!"
Kaine steps back to out range and then powers the cannon with the remaining 4 TP.
KitOrbel: *She frowns and calls Autumnus,* "Hey... Ummm... We're in the middle of a HUGE battle with the Evil Wolfman... I'd REALLY appreciate it if you sent the backup you promised me. Pretty please?" ;-;
Evil Wolfman: "You fool. You have any idea what you just did?"
KitOrbel: "Especially because he's trying to rewrite TIME ITSELF in Nintendus. Are you guys supposed to STOP people from doing that stuff?"
Metal Man (GM): The realm ripples oddly.
King Demon: "This... might not be a good thing..."
Autumnus: "I am arriving. Panzer got in my way and I had to destroy the Sword of Light, but I am coming."
KitOrbel: "Thank you Sir. Kit Orbel, signing off."
Deloth: "...You're with the Time Cops?"
Metal Man (GM): The man in a suit of armor would appear, complete with his super-powered Time Cop pike and a dour look on his face.
Valentine: "You're just now figuring that out?"
Dragoshi: "A... h. Hello there."
KitOrbel: "... I thought I told you."
Autumnus: "Panzer severely limited what I could do by sealing this realm off from us, but this clone of myself will do the job."
KitOrbel: "Cloooose enough."
King Demon: "You know Del, he tends to have head-in-the-sand syndrome..."
Digifanatic: "Val, he's retired since last year anyway..." ;-_-
Autumnus: "Now, it has become very clear that this entire realm is a never-ending time problem and should be annihilated."
Valentine: "That 'is' her daughter."
Autumnus: "I was going to evacuate the Questers and seal Evil Wolfman, but..."
Metal Man (GM): He shrugs.
Autumnus: "Panzer sealed this realm shut."
Kraela: "I give up trying to understand this stuff."
Valentine: "Or so she was yelling over and over about."
King Demon: "I did that ten years ago."
Autumnus: "Understand? A horrible time mess? No, there is no understanding. Only... a giant black hole to destroy this chaotic mess."
KitOrbel: "... Brilliant. I'm not surprised he did. Can you at least try to not DESTROY the Questers? We are trapped in here with a lunatic."
King Demon: "Fun!"
Deloth: "Fuck you, you're gonna be kill #2."
Dragoshi: "Oh boy."
Autumnus: "We can fish your soul out of the black hole and give you a new body, Kit. But we cannot assist these other rogues."
Kaine: "So... he's on our side, right?"
King Demon: "I have NO idea..."
Autumnus: "And this body has a time limit, so I really must get started."
Deloth: *Del turns around and fires directly at Autumnus, point-blank.*
King Demon: *ROGUES!?*"
KitOrbel: "But... They're my family. Deloth is my FATHER Autumnus."
Metal Man (GM): He summons a pinpoint hole that starts becoming a gigantic black hole. Autumnus takes the hit, but it reveals that he is, in fact, an energy being.
Kraela: "I'd really like to not die."
Autumnus: "This copy of myself will be deleted along with this realm. Blowing me up will change nothing at all."
Avitus: "...what does this mean, Garrick?"
King Demon: "That makes two of us." *Shrugs.*
Evil Wolfman: "Look what you did! Now we're ALL going to die!"
Kaine: "Eh."
Trigger: "Crap."
Jason: "...huh?"
Autumnus: "Try not to be so upset, Evil Wolfman. Stronger people have fallen to me."
KitOrbel: *She glares at Wolf,* "At least... I'm taking you out with me you parent murdering douche."
Deloth: "...we're on the clock, people. We need to finish off Wolfman and evac."
King Demon: "It's a damn shame we have to go with him, but if it means saving the other worlds..."
Autumnus: "And if Panzer had not sealed this realm off, I would have simply been satisfied by sealing Evil Wolfman away."
Deloth: "No, Kit, WE'RE not going."
Garrick Fy`aar: "...damn that Panzer..."
Autumnus: "Oh, if only you could escape. The way out is sealed. And Evil Wolfman destroyed the dimension which had a legitimate exit."
Metal Man (GM): He shrugs.
Autumnus: "Such foolish beings."
King Demon: "Hey, Autumnus, can we PLEASE be allowed to destroy Panzer when this is all over with?"
Autumnus: "No. I am afraid she is probably already dead."
Garrick Fy`aar pauses at that, frowning... his head jerks to the side as he starts thinking rapidly.
Dragoshi: "Weeeeeeeelp."
KitOrbel: "So we'd be stuck here even if we did manage to kill him on our own."
Deloth: "How about if we fix things by blasting Wolfman?"
Digifanatic: "I like that one."
King Demon: "Grrrr!"
Autumnus: "..." *He looks at the giant black hole that is growing in size.* "This hologram was not programmed to have the intelligence to consider other options."
Dragoshi: "... Well, that's just a fancy-fresh slap in the face!"
Evil Wolfman: "Dammit! Panzer betrayed me... but I will not be defeated by Autumnus! I will not let a black hole destroy this world!"
KitOrbel: "I'm not surprised." *She puts the rest of her TP into the cannon.*
Deloth: "Well, then, we'd better kick it into overdrive before we all get fuckin' eaten, eh?" *Del turns back around.*
Trigger: "So, this is it huh?"
Evil Wolfman: "... ...Uhhh..."
Jason: "Yeah it is, let's just keep moving..."
King Demon: "Is it sad that I'm suddenly tempted to side with Wolfman and kick Autumnus' ass?"
Evil Wolfman: "...Questers! Brawlers! Combine your powers with mine, and we can clear the black hole!"
Trigger: "I don't know what to think anymore..."
Valentine: "This might become a problem, Mewtwo."
Deloth: "Pardon, why should I side with a child-killer?"
Autumnus: "You've been thinking? Good heavens. I thought the people in this realm just mindlessly hit one another with weapons."
Kaine: "Any chance we can destroy them both AND save Nintendus?"
Evil Wolfman: "Because it would ensure one of us is not erased by a gigantic black hole. We could then resume killing one another, see?"
Deloth: "I'd be more satisfied with MAD." *Del spits.*
Evil Wolfman: "I do not like my death parties being interrupted. Really, really, REALLY do not like it."
Valentine: "Or this is a trap set up by you, Wolfman."
Dragoshi: "...This is exceptionally awkward. To say the least."
Kenku sighs. "Time Cops... idiots all of them" he says as he steps towards the cannon.
KitOrbel: "I have an idea, if you and your dark Quester energy is so powerful... Then why don't you take out the black hole yourself!"
King Demon: "You said it, Kenku."
Autumnus: "To the contrary. With all of you deleted, we have won."
Deloth: *Del walks over and starts repeatedly buffing the cannon.*
Evil Wolfman: "...Er... ...I used a lot of it rebuilding this world."
Dragoshi: "...good job."
Evil Wolfman: "I can't get it back that easily."
King Demon: "Idiot..." *Pumps his energy into the cannon.*
Dragoshi: "No, seriously. You are a brilliant piece of work."
Evil Wolfman: "...You still won't help me? BAH!"
Jason gets out of melee range and powers the cannon as well.
Metal Man (GM): Anyone gonna do anything other than buff the cannon, that happens to have a turn in the Dragoshi, Kenku, Kraela, Jason, Jet range?
KitOrbel: "Congratulations, you got backstabbed by my mother... Your glorious girlfriend." *She giggles,* "Just like me... Just like the Questers... NOW YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS!!!!"
King Demon gets the flock out of melee range and starts buffing the cannon.
Kaine: *Buffage as well.*
Valentine: "You have final say, Mewtwo."
Garrick Fy`aar: "Marines, provide cover for the cannoneer."
Jason: *He spent 4 TP getting out of melee range and 4 TP for the cannon. Does he take 20 damage?*
Kraela charges the cannon from behind Metal Man.
Garrick Fy`aar moves into position behind the cannon, his mind rapidly going through possibilities... the Marines take point around the cannon itself, ready to provide their own fire.
Metal Man (GM): Trigger: Gonna buff the cannon or attack Evil Wolfman?
Avitus: "If we cannot return home, Garrick... Then we will die doing the duty that the Emperor himself foresaw."
Autumnus: "Of course, if you do somehow survive, I still win. None of you will be able to trouble the Time Cops again."
Trigger moves over the the cannon to help power it up.
Jason: "Not like I ever had much to do with those guys anyway..."
Autumnus: "We're locked off, you know. It took the power of a small solar system just to open a hole for a black hole to rip through."
Deloth: "You still know nothing about us, huh, Autumnus?"
Autumnus: "No, in fact I'd rather forget what I know about you. My other half won't even know what I saw. I'm the disposable half."
Kenku: "Sigh... Autumnus, don't you learn from you own history?"
King Demon: "Good, then you'll forget just how damn stubborn we are when we get pissed off!"
Digifanatic smirks at Demon's remark.
Evil Wolfman: "Good job, Time Cop and Panzer!" *He snaps his fingers.* "But... I am not that easily stopped!"
Autumnus: "Don't tell me. The power of love is going to stop the black hole."
Evil Wolfman: "...I hate you. No! I bring you... SLOAN!"
King Demon: "... someone get me a blindfold."
Jason: *Facepalm.*
Metal Man (GM): A man with a tacky blue and orange suit walks in, with his force field device.
Garrick Fy`aar: "...hey, Sloan."
Sloan: "So, Evil Wolfman, do I get my own dimension yet?"
Evil Wolfman: "...It's inside a giant black hole."
Dragoshi: "...Welp. Hello."
Sloan: "...Oh no. Not that black hole again."
Deloth: *Avert eyes, continue charge.*
Evil Wolfman: "THAT Black hole."
Autumnus: "..."
Dragoshi: "..."
Metal Man (GM): Sloan takes out his ancient shield device.
Sloan: "Panzer taught me how to harness the power of the black hole."
Autumnus: "..."
KitOrbel: "..."
Sloan: "And that is the largest black hole I have ever seen."
Metal Man (GM): He takes out his device, laughing.
King Demon: "..." *Puts on sunglasses so he isn't so disturbed by the ugly-ass clothes Sloan's wearing.*
Metal Man (GM): He sticks it to the Black hole and it glows violently. Then he takes out a remodeled phase pistol.
Sloan: "This is for sending me into that black hole to begin with, buddy."
Metal Man (GM): He fires the gun at Autumnus' energy hologram.
KitOrbel: "..."
Metal Man (GM): A rainbow beam hideously tears apart the immense energy being.
Digifanatic headshake.
Autumnus: "...Well played. I was wise in letting Panzer seal this realm to begin wi--" *COLLAPSE.*
Metal Man (GM): There's still a bunch of energy in the Black hole.
Evil Wolfman: "So... now kill the Questers with it!"
Sloan: "No."
Evil Wolfman: "What?"
King Demon: "WHAT?"
Deloth: *Charge...*
Sloan: "Now I can have my own dimension."
Kaine: "HUH?"
KitOrbel: "Za?"
Dragoshi: "...Congratulations, then."
Sloan: "My dimension. M. I. N. E."
Digifanatic: "Oh?"
Dragoshi: "Have fun with that."
Kraela: "I can't argue with that logic."
KitOrbel: "Oh, have fun with that then."
King Demon: "Right... have fun, Sloan! See ya!"
Jason: "Okaaaaay..."
KitOrbel: "Everyone needs a hobby. Bye Sloan."
Trigger: "That was odd..."
Sloan: "No you," *Points at Evil Wolfman* "No you, " *Points at Deloth* "Or... whoever you are..." *Points at Mewtwo.*
Kenku Smirks "Have fun Sloan. Give me a knock if you think it would be something I could enjoy."
Evil Wolfman: "...Curse you, Mewtwo! You were right!"
Sloan: "Sorry for the interruption, everybody, I've got my own dimension to look after."
King Demon: "Told ya... fraggin' genius..."
KitOrbel: "... Sloan, you are arguably the sanest and smartest man I know. Go, have fun with your own dimension."
Deloth: "Have fun, Sloan. If you'd like, I could send a painter friend over to decorate."
Garrick Fy`aar suddenly looks forward... then whispers quietly...
Sloan: "Certainly. Visit some time. A painter would be fun, sure."
Digifanatic: *Chuckle.*
Sloan: "You'll be able to go there when you want."
Metal Man (GM): He warps out, taking the entire black hole with him.
Deloth: "Cool. He's well-known in Japan for manga."
King Demon: "Oh, good!"
KitOrbel: "You mean Doodle?"
Digifanatic: "Yeah, he does."
Metal Man (GM): Mewtwo nods at Garrick's idea... and communicates back.
Deloth: "Who else?"
Kaine: "Uh... I'd ask what happened, but at this point I really don't give a shit... can we get on with this?"
KitOrbel: "Simple... Evil Wolfman wasted a TON of his Dark Smash energy."
Evil Wolfman: "Lesson of the day: Don't call on the Time Cops OR Sloan. Remember that, or we may all die for real next time!"
KitOrbel: *She tauntingly waves her communicator, then pockets it again.*
Dragoshi: "...Yes, right. Now. Where were we?"
Evil Wolfman: "..." *He snaps his finger.* "A perfect opportunity to kill you all, wasted on telling Sloan to kill you."
Kenku: "Believe me, I've never liked Time Cops since the time of Ael."
Dragoshi: "Ah, yes. Killing eachother. Don't remind me about Ael."
King Demon: "I never liked them anyway, once this is over, I plan on kicking Panzer's ass, then theirs!"
Deloth: "Poor baby, now you're on overtime hours."
Dragoshi: "Though he wasn't as obnoxious as Pandora."
Evil Wolfman: "...Yes... I could revive Ael!"
Digifanatic: "Still a nuisance..." *Buffs the cannon some more.*
Evil Wolfman: *Facepalm* "What was I even thinking with Sloan?"
Dragoshi: "Why would you even say something like that."
KitOrbel: "You weren't."
King Demon: "Good job, give him ideas, Drag..."
Kenku sighs "me and my big mouth."
Evil Wolfman: "He was my best apprentice!"
KitOrbel: "He's not."
Evil Wolfman: "He wanted to be me... only he didn't have the Dark Smash power. Idiot."
KitOrbel: "If he's an idiot, he must take after you."
Evil Wolfman: "He probably would have also made a fool of himself, but at least he would have killed himself removing the black hole."
Digifanatic: *Didge buffed the cannon for all 8 TP. EOT.*
KitOrbel: "Buff, buff, buff the cannon, so none of us will diiiiiie~" <3
Evil Wolfman: "You'll still lose. I just needed to deal with a supermassive black hole and my rival and my ex-allies betraying me. I have a very busy schedule, you know!"
Metal Man (GM): Pretty much everyone is away from EW now, yes.
KitOrbel: "I can call him again, you know. It's not a big deal to me. I'm guaranteed to survive."
Evil Wolfman: "He doesn't have multiple supermassive black holes... and the door in is locked."
Metal Man (GM): It's at about triplish now. Nearing four times.
Metal Man: "...I never got to tell Autumnus I hated him for killing my home planet. Now I'm really mad!"
Kraela: "If you call him again, I'll take your head personally, Kitten. Nothing personal, understand."
King Demon: "When this is over, Mets."
KitOrbel: *She giggles softly,* "Oh, you think I meant just the black hole?" *She starts laughing harder,* "Wolfman, don't you think my mother has something in place that'd SAVE MY ASS and not yours?" =3 "She loves me after all."
Metal Man (GM): Metal Man empowers the cannon...
KitOrbel: *She's still giggling, possibly madly....*
Metal Man (GM): The world is reshaping, now this world he's building is entirely Evil Wolfman's world. He has furiously built a mountain in the distance which says 'SLOAN AND PANZER SUCK'
King Demon: *Notices the mountain* "Gee, about time you noticed that..."
Metal Man (GM): As well as a gigantic crater marked 'Autumnus is Stupid Memorial Monument'
KitOrbel: "Besides..." *She laughs,* "IF YOU KILL US, YOU CAN'T BE THE HERO OR THE VILLAIN! YOU'LL BE NOTHING!"
Digifanatic: .oO(What is going on, man...)
Deloth: *Del charges 4 TP into the cannon and uses the other 4 for a shield.*
Evil Wolfman: "...I can build more people. I could revive Panzer. I can rewind and fast forward time. As long as it doesn't involve that supermassive black hole. That thing sucked."
KitOrbel: "A hero isn't a hero without villains to oppose! A villain isn't a villain if no one fights his evil reign! WITHOUT US! YOU'RE NOTHING!"
Evil Wolfman: "I'm not The Void, you dolt! I can create my own enemies!"
Dragoshi: "Wouldn't that just get boring after a while?"
KitOrbel: "But they'll never oppose you like we do."
Kaine: "I thought the Void WAS his own enemy..." *Shrugs.*
Metal Man (GM): His background self creates a man with an 'Anti-Evil-Wolfman' logo on his chest.
Evil Wolfman: "See? Anti-Evil-Wolfman Man!"
Trigger: "...Really?!"
Dragoshi: "...This is just incredibly silly."
Evil Wolfman: "He is invincible except against certain types of polka music."
King Demon: "Ok, he's cracked..."
Evil Wolfman: "Well? I had to make it up on the spot."
KitOrbel: "And yet, he probably isn't even going to fight you with his full strength! He'll just insult you over a cup of tea!"
Trigger: "REALLY?!"
Dragoshi: "You are re-enforcing my point, sir."
Kraela: "You know his weakness. That's no enemy."
Evil Wolfman: "I can make more... ... ...but that plan happens AFTER you finish becoming nonexistent!"
Metal Man (GM): He straightens his glasses.
Kaine: "Face it, you'd be bored without us, and you know it."
Valentine: *Oh Look at that.*
KitOrbel: "You'll never be able to make enemies as challenging as us! You'd have to fight yourself and even then, you'll be bored because you'll know every move you'll make before you make it!"
Evil Wolfman: "No. I am what I want to be, whenever I feel like it. Without me, anyway, you'll be useless."
King Demon: "Without you, we'd go home!"
Evil Wolfman: "My original enemies were far less challenging than you. I killed them all, then found new ones by adventuring into your realm."
KitOrbel: "Without you, I get to go back home, graduate high school, and go to college for Fashion Design."
Evil Wolfman: "I can find some more when I'm done with you."
Kenku smiles "Not only that, I could deal with Alsa's issues without having to worry about someone blowing the planet up!"
Valentine: "...I'll stick with the canon." *She would hop on top of the canon as her plush self, not complete with cute little sun hat. EoT.*
Evil Wolfman: "...Alsa would be a nice place to take over next... Thanks! Now I know that once you're irrevocably dead, I can just take over Alsa next."
Garrick Fy`aar: "You are a fool..."
KitOrbel: "... Don't you TOUCH my Mister Mewtwo, or my friend Darkrai." *!* "... Oh right. Darkrai."
Evil Wolfman: "I can destroy them with a laser, since touching is off limits."
Kenku: "Meh... your not gonna make it out of here my friend."
Garrick Fy`aar: "You don't understand in the slightest... the title of a Quester OR a Brawler is one of the worst someone can have... forever fighting, forever dying, forever reviving. With you destroyed... it would end. Forever."
Evil Wolfman: "True. But they're a dime a dozen. I can find other universes with fighters like you, and destroy them all."
Editor's Note: Somebody using their alternate nickname to do OOC made a line here. It's gone now, because it added nothing other than confusing me as to who that was. :V
Evil Wolfman: "That's more entertaining than imagining what their suffering must be."
Garrick Fy`aar: "I don't care what you want or don't want to do. I know you will go until we are all destroyed."
Mewtwo: "Enough! The cannon is your weakness--and you have shown yourself to be much too talkative to be effective. You are done!"
Metal Man (GM): He fires the cannon at Evil Wolfman's face, breaking his glasses and knocking him over backwards. His HP counter updates... He gets up, his glasses once and for all smashed to bits. He picks off the final shreds of them, as his tattered cape flaps, ripped.
Digifanatic: .oO(I bet you weren't expecting that, Wolf...)
Dragoshi: "Those shades looked ridiculous, anyways."
Evil Wolfman: "..." *He grins* "Your style is almost as good as mine. Too bad. You've only weathered 2/3 of my full power."
Metal Man (GM): He floats up and grabs the edges of reality yet again.
Avitus: "He truly is a hardy and difficult foe..."
Evil Wolfman: "You were right. I was falling into the role of one of your many defeated foes. Talking... being distracted by annoyances... But those are gone now... and I will simply use direct dimensional modification to kill all of you from now on. Have fun."
Metal Man (GM): He rips it as the world shakes again and he stops talking entirely. By now it has faded away. A hideous blue-yellow aura appears around Evil Wolfman, as he glows violently.
Evil Wolfman: "..."
King Demon: "Right..." *More powah into da cannon.*
Metal Man (GM): This time, no one is near him.
Garrick Fy`aar: "Alright... marines, open fire on him... I'm going to try this..." *As the Devastator marines bring their heavy bolters to bare, Garrick reaches to his belt and pulls off a sphere the size of a softball. He clicks the button on it twice before overhanding it at Evil Wolfman... The grenade doesn't explode, per se... but rather is suddenly pops and creates... another fucking black hole! RIGHT on top of him, drawing him in and attempting to crush him into nothingness!*
Metal Man (GM): Hit hit hit miss. Although something weird happens on the last one... The grenade explodes, but he seems to just stand there...
Mewtwo: "...Yes, I remember now. He uses black holes all the time. Black holes that aren't supermassive won't phase him. He even hid his base inside them... repeatedly..."
Garrick Fy`aar: "...so they have no effect on him?"
King Demon: "Well, FUCK!"
Mewtwo: "Anything that isn't the size of a sun will be readily traversed by him... ...I don't know why he hasn't been using his barrier-defeating powers to ignore Deloth's fields either..."
Garrick Fy`aar: *444 damage.*
Mewtwo: "..." *A grim expression appears on his face.* "It's not over yet, we must beware. He has been holding back on us. I can tell."
Digifanatic: "No surprise there."
Garrick Fy`aar: "This seems endless..."
King Demon: "Why am I not shocked by that?"
Kaine: "That makes two of us."
Deloth: "Shocking deduction there, Mewtwo."
Metal Man (GM): Evil Wolfman remains silent. He seems to be concentrating, especially with how he dodged stuff so quickly.
Kaine powers teh cannon.
KitOrbel: *She tries to think of any Pokemon that can traverse space... Upon coming up with nothing, she charges the cannon.*
Dragoshi continues charging and charging.
Kenku tries to smash EW's shield.
Metal Man (GM): Shield??? Well... you can try to hit him, yeah. Ironically, you aren't now. The miasma vanished when he switched phases. Also he's a fast mofo. By the way, Dragoshi, if you forgot to roll your spellbooks, feel free to. You will probably want them! Dragoshi learned cure! This will probably be helpful for this battle! Hm, nope. Gotta go with ye luck. But you'll probably get another chance.
Kraela stays where she is, using her energy to charge the cannon.
Jason: *Ditto. All TP on the cannon, no holding back...*
Kenku charges the cannon.
Trigger uses all his TP to charge the cannon. EoT!
Evil Wolfman: "..."
Metal Man (GM): He holds out a hand... ...And DRAINS energy from the cannon!
Mewtwo: "...I can't believe it... he can use our SP too!"
King Demon: "That's not good."
Jason: "Oh crap."
Kenku: "Well there goes that idea."
Digifanatic shakes his head.
Metal Man (GM): He then holds out his hands and... a hideous lightning storm made out of Smash Energy slams into everyone violently!
Garrick Fy`aar: "Down!"
Metal Man (GM): He uses some of the Smash Energy to make that a 5. Nope. 150 damage if hit, and remember, it is now effectively a 5 due to his usage of some of the energy on this. You can resist it, true.
Valentine: *Doll gone.*
Digifanatic: *...1 RP to remove the glitch.*
Trigger manages to jump out of the way in time!
Jason: *1 RP that is.*
Kaine resists.
King Demon resists as well.
Metal Man (GM): 2 RP, yes. Yes.
Kraela: *She uses her last resist points to null the attack.*
Metal Man (GM): He then floats down and, judging where the biggest source of damage is coming from, zeroes in on Garrick and his allies.
Digifanatic: *2 RP from Didge.*
Metal Man (GM): He generates a black hole out of thin air, then pushes it at both of them.
KitChan: *Last 2 RP to resist!*
Metal Man (GM): 100 damage, overpower, piercing. And of course, he follows the rules, so max damage is 200.
Dragoshi stands his ground, snarling as he takes quite a beating from the storm.
Garrick Fy`aar lets out a roar of pain, his armor not helping as he gets ripped into pieces from the attack, blood seeping down the side of his face... but he's still up...
Metal Man (GM): Then he floats back and messes with time. Suddenly, that beam attack that did ~3000 damage to him last round never happened.
Kraela: "See Metal Man? They're targets. You make a much better shield."
Avitus: "What... incredible power..."
Metal Man (GM): He then crosses his arms as usual.
Digifanatic shakes his head.
Valentine: *RP for Val and Ninja*
Metal Man: "I knew I'd be good for something! Wait... ...oh. It's still a complement. Nice!"
Digifanatic: *Digi sighs and tries to channel a message to Mewtwo...*
Trigger: "Okay, so he can absorb energy from the cannon... NOW WHAT DO WE DO!?"
Digifanatic: .oO(Mewtwo, you have got to wait until the last possible moment to fire the cannon... none of this wraparound between rounds...)
Metal Man: "It's game over! Game over man! Just kidding. This is only the fiftieth time we've faced certain death."
Trigger: "Oh yeah..."
Metal Man (GM): Mewtwo would nod at Digi, sending back...
Mewtwo: *T* "I will make sure not to let him absorb its energy again. But it will do less damage."
Dragoshi: "Only the fiftieth, Metal?"
Metal Man: "...I didn't entirely survive some of them with my mind intact."
Dragoshi: "Point."
Digifanatic: .oO(It's still our best shot alongside of what Garrick and his allies have.)
Metal Man: "So, talking blueberry muffin, sometimes I... forget things..."
Digifanatic: *He takes this turn more cautiously, buffing the cannon for 5 TP and defending for the other 3.*
Metal Man (GM): FYI: Will pause soon. We've made a ton of progress, but I'm fadin' out, and we're nearing the end of what I had storyboarded.
Garrick Fy`aar: "What I wouldn't give for a heavy cruiser right about now..."
Metal Man: "...You know, my ship IS technically somewhere in this mess."
Jason: *Sighs* "Someone help me out here..."
Trigger: "What's wrong Jason?"
Metal Man (GM): Metal Man takes out his smash dex, and furiously clicks it. It keeps saying, 'Not Your Turn.'
Jason: "I've been getting tossed... anyone that pick me back up is a help right now."
Metal Man: "Ninja. You help with the cannon. I'll try and figure out where my car is parked."
The Ninja: "We have car?"
Metal Man: "It used to be behind that hill until the entire dimension became like popcorn. You know, the Dauntless. Er, I mean, Wing Fortress!"
The Ninja: "Oh right." *Then charges the Canon.* "I use it to deliver burgers."
Metal Man: "Yes. There is no way I stole the name that I also gave to Garrick's ship long ago for my own." *Shifty eyes.*
Garrick Fy`aar slowly eyes Metal...
Metal Man: "By the way, Garrick, don't park in Alpha Ceti, they have the darndest ideas about... parking tickets... eheh..."
Garrick Fy`aar: "...remind me why I didn't kill you again after the first time I killed you?"
Metal Man: "Because my antics no longer involve getting us all killed?"
King Demon: "For days like this?"
Metal Man: "Oh, right. And this!"
Digifanatic shakes his head, sighing.
Metal Man (GM): He presses the button. A massive ship appears, after ripping directly out of the ground of Evil Wolfman's new planet with a hideous grinding noise.
Metal Man: "Oh no! My paint job!"
Metal Man (GM): It's a black space ship, roughly the dimensions of the Wing Fortress, but all angular and advanced... ...and also looks like a hobo's mobile home as far as condition goes.
Metal Man: "This was the fastest ship of the Time Cop line! ...Fifteen years ago... no... FIFTY years ago..."
Metal Man (GM): He then points the remote at Evil Wolfman.
Metal Man: "Dau--Wing Fortress! Attack!"
Deloth: "Hoo boy."
Metal Man (GM): The ship powers up, both catching on fire and shooting red lasers at Evil Wolfman. And then, losing propulsion, and crashing towards him.
Metal Man: "...Ooops."
Metal Man (GM): Evil Wolfman dodges the lasers. Then the ship crashes into him before bouncing off the ground and flying upwards and away, out of control and partially on fire. Yes. Evil Wolfman dodged the lasers, then somehow let an entire space ship crash into him. 500 damage, but... Metal Man's furious clicking isn't bringing the ship back.
Metal Man: "D'oh! I knew I should have learned how to program! A brick with a stick attached to the controls just isn't the same..."
Metal Man (GM): He shrugs. The ship continues flying away, smashing asteroids and damaging Evil Wolfman's brand new moon.
Metal Man: "I can fetch it later, after it gets stuck in the sun or something."
King Demon: "Metal, next time, let someone like me pilot it, I'm good at blowing shit up!"
Deloth: *Shields up, spit-spot!*
Metal Man: "...Oh yeah... I forgot about that potential... ...whoops."
Dragoshi: "Welp."
Metal Man (GM): While we wait for Val's two cents, time for the other turn of the night--we pause after it, anyway.
Mewtwo: "I have to fire what I have, before he steals it..."
Metal Man (GM): He fires the cannon at Evil Wolfman, but Evil Wolfman is gonna try and dodge it! But he's hit, and he takes... only 600 damage. Man. He really DID drain it. As we wait for Val, however...
Valentine: "It would be best. We need to think of something else or a way to protect it."
Metal Man (GM): +10 more EXP to everybody. Everyone also gains +1 SP... And Val can do her turn, then we pause. Then... the exciting CONCLUSIONATION... Thursday or so, he could leak overtime. +1 to current, not maximum. If you somehow freakishly maintained your max this whole time, you wasted an opportunity. :p Yes. You'll reset so you can use ANOTHER 3 SP in that session. Since this is phase 3 of Evil Wolfman.
Valentine: *Val would turn back into her doll form.*
Metal Man (GM): Who, before you ask it, may have more than 3 phases. And now... PAUSE.
Metal Man (GM): Recap. The Questers and Brawlers continued their struggle against Evil Wolfman. Evil Wolfman had multiple tricks up his sleeve--specifically, he apparently used Panzer and Sloan to help prevent his agenda from being interrupted. Additionally, with his 60.1k HP, he did not go down easily, or at all yet, even.
Metal Man (GM): Despite near-continuous attacks from the QBs and their allies, he has 2/3 of his HP intact and just opened a can of whup-a#$ late in the battle, starting to really injure a bunch of people. He has also successfully created his new personal dimension atop the Questers' home one.
Metal Man (GM): The QBs who invested the most of their time are almost 50% faded out... .and now, even those who weren't so related are fading out. Evil Wolfman's world looks much like a slightly altered version of the Nintendus everyone knew and... er... cared about. Evil Wolfman stands there, floating in the air, as HIS Stadium is behind him, vast energy floating from the ground and aiding him. Continuation.
Evil Wolfman: "Look around you, QBs. This world isn't yours. It's mine."
Metal Man (GM): Music: Sonic Adventure 2 - Live & Learn (2008 Remastered)
Evil Wolfman: "The world the Time Cops tried to keep destroyed. The world those foolish AlternaQuesters died to try and keep out of my hands."
Deloth: "Not... not yet... it's not..."
Evil Wolfman: "Not only is it mine, but it has replaced your world. Win or lose, you will all fade out into nonexistence."
Kraela: "So we'll take you with us. It's only fair."
KitOrbel: "Why is our nickname Quarterbacks?" =.*
Evil Wolfman: "Fate is my b@#$ch, and you're simply a few crumbs about to be swept into the dustbin of history!"
King Demon: "Hey, Cat, how's that cannon?"
Mewtwo: "It was partially charged, but Evil Wolfman drained its power. That isn't even supposed to be possible--he just stole the energy from it and used it against us!"
KitOrbel: "... Wait, if this is just a pocket in time and space, then you're not changing anything at all, are you?" *She smiles softly.*
King Demon: "Hmmm..." *4 TP charge of the cannon, 4 TP Defense.*
Professor Oak: "The world, like it or not, has become Evil Wolfman's personal playground. The rules don't seem to work the same anymore."
Evil Wolfman: "Bargaining is just one of the stages of grief, child."
Deloth: "She's... not... child..."
Evil Wolfman: "Shut up, Shatner."
KitOrbel: "Daddy, you can tell him how old I am later."
Metal Man (GM): Something else odd is happening. Images of Questers are appearing behind Evil Wolfman.
Evil Wolfman: "Ah, yes. The world is here, but it is not complete until my loyal servants become reality."
Mewtwo: "So there is still time to stop you."
Evil Wolfman: "Hmph!"
Metal Man (GM): You can make out the first of them already--it's Garrick, but... that's not Garrick. Some sort of cynical man with a large chunk of cybernetic attachment over his left eye and with arm-armor that is coated in screens and computery bits.
KitOrbel: "You don't have loyal servants, Wolf." =.*
Metal Man (GM): His pupil-less eyes stare without soul at all of you.
Evil Garrik: "Silence, little plaything. I served until those trite fools killed me for my work. In a few moments I will become alive again. Then you will join them in death."
Kraela: "Loyal servants, soul-less automatons, he doesn't care if there's a difference or not."
Metal Man (GM): He adjusts his metallic eye and it seems to make a scanning motion.
Evil Garrik: "It is not too late for you to join the side of logic. We only desire our own home."
KitOrbel: "Plaything... PLAYTHING?" *She growls and cocks her gun,* "Only my boyfriend can call me that!" >.< *She doesn't shoot though, but she looks angry enough.*
King Demon: "You can have your own home, just not OURS!"
Evil Garrik: "Your home was built off of the illogical work of a madman. You would be foolish not to accept the offer of a perfect paradise all your own."
KitOrbel: "I am NOT a plaything, I am NOT just Panzer's little girl. I am my own person! There is NOTHING you can offer me that'd make me leave my father for you!"
Evil Wolfman: "He speaks the truth. There is no purpose in defending the world as it occurred. Instead, you could join me... and have whatever you want. Just not that worthless place we paved over!"
Evil Garrik: "She does not know of the version of her father in this realm, my Lord."
Evil Wolfman: "Perhaps she will figure it out soon enough."
King Demon: "MOST worlds are built that way, yours is no different."
Digifanatic remains quiet, slowly shaking his head.
Evil Garrik: "I estimate my revival occurring fully in 3 minutes, my Lord."
Metal Man (GM): Anything this turn, Kit?
KitOrbel: "..." *She pauses,* "... You have a version of my father? Are you serious?" *She rolls her eyes and charges one of her Marbles for 6 TP, using the other two to defend.* "I pity you."
Metal Man (GM): Evil Wolfman is still floating there, simultaneously gaining energy from this mirror planet he's summoned and channeling it.
Evil Garrik: "We did not plan it this way. We simply happen to be the logical mirror of your insane land."
Deloth: *No reply. Huh.*
KitOrbel: "No offense daddy, but an evil you is probably what Panzer is to us."
Evil Wolfman: "Hee hee hee hee."
Deloth: "..."
Evil Garrik: "You will get to meet him in a number of minutes." *Looks at his arm and types into it.* "I don't really care for him either."
KitOrbel: "... Wow, you laugh like an eight year old girl. And I should know."
Jason: "Yeah, that's pitiful."
Metal Man (GM): Does Dragoshi attack? Charge the cannon? Disco disco disco?
Evil Garrik: "My Lord. They are charging that cannon. It must not be allowed to continue."
Evil Wolfman: "Well, you do something about it, then."
Evil Garrik: "Yes, my Lord."
The Ninja: *Ninja somehow tricks Dragoshi being a meat shield?*
KitOrbel: "No, don't. We're just trying to make it so powerful it shoots kittens and rainbows." *She sounds sarcastic.*
Evil Garrik: "I know it is treason to give help to the enemy, but unless you have a second cannon hidden somewhere, your insults aren't going to deal enough damage to defeat him. And then I wouldn't be able to see this 'true power' I've heard you have. It would be disappointing."
Dragoshi taps his foot for a second before flicking his wrist at Del, then goes to charge the cannon up, afterwards falling into a defensive stance. (Stave Death on Deloth, 2 TP into the cannon, 2 TP defending. End Turn.)
Evil Wolfman: "I can always make some marionettes that look like them after we're done killing them."
Evil Garrik: "It... wouldn't be the same." *Sighs.*
KitOrbel: "I'd possess the puppet and eat your soul. It'd probably taste good with red wine..."
Digifanatic: *Chuckles.*
Kenku seems stands still and seems to be focusing. (If I can, +2 TP Dodge, Charge a 9 TP Wild into next turn)
Metal Man (GM): Sure, but if you're hit it'll be destroyed charge-wise.
KitOrbel: *Once again in her creepy little possessed girl voice,* "Play with me Ian... Be my best friend... I'll love you- Forever." <3
Metal Man (GM): Yeah.
Digifanatic: *Sigh* "Kit, not now."
Metal Man (GM): A bunch, actually...
KitOrbel: "Fiiiine."
King Demon waits patiently... ish.
Kraela stays behind Metal Man and sends all of her energy to the cannon.
Jason: *Is he in Melee range right now?*
Metal Man (GM): Yes.
The Ninja: "Metal of Man... I have question."
Jason: *Having watched the last round of effects to the cannon, he's not quite turned on by the idea... so he moves back one unit (4 TP) and defends for 2 more. EoT.*
Metal Man: "Why doesn't the evil Garrick have a goatee?"
King Demon: "He knows how to shave?"
Kenku: *Jet attempts to drain energy off EW and feed it into the cannon.*
The Ninja: "Oh. he doesn't. Maybe Evil man of Wolf forgot details. Or maybe isn't real."
Evil Garrik: "I made the Garrickdex, you rude person."
Digifanatic: "So what was the question you wanted to ask, Ninja?" ;-_-
The Ninja: "But no. Question is, Should we get in way to protect cannon?"
Metal Man: "I'm not entirely sure... Evil Wolfman isn't really constrained by physical barriers."
The Ninja: "No, but maybe a countermeasure?"
Metal Man: "I'm unsure what kind of countermeasure it'd serve."
Metal Man (GM): Now... which one shall we use in this battle, TW: Rinith or Kesu?
The Ninja: "Like I stab him in eye when he tries and loses focus?"
Metal Man (GM): We're a bit crowded right now.
Metal Man: "Oh yeah, I can counter things... ...can you?"
The Ninja: "Nope. But I can hide and disable!"
Metal Man (GM): Rinith would appear, sucked in by the effects of Evil Wolfman's time-space warpery.
Valentine: "...They do have a point, Mewtwo. We need to have the people that can counter defend the cannon."
Mewtwo: "He's... somehow reaching through time and space. I don't know how he's grabbing the Smash Energy either... I'm unsure how people could block it, unless they're willing to risk their own smash power to protect the cannon's..."
Valentine: "It's the power or their lives."
Deloth weakly raises a hand. "...I'll do it."
Rinith: "WHAT THE F&@$."
KitOrbel: "WHAT? Daddy no!"
Evil Wolfman: "Welcome to DIE, Rinith."
Rinith: "Die?" *Looks around a bit, is in his street clothing* "Why would I do that? Last I checked I couldn't die, not permanently."
King Demon: "Tell HIM that." *Gestures to EW.*
Metal Man (GM): Rinith would notice he is beginning to disappear into thin air, slowly.
Valentine: "I can be your eyes, Deloth. I will open my scanners and try to detect the know power source. You block it when I tell you to. Do you disagree with this, Mewtwo?"
Evil Wolfman: "Well, I just erased a major part of your existence... nothing personal."
Rinith: *Griiin as he turns to EW, not noticing himself fading* "Oh...? did you now?" *He charges his hand with blinding holy light and fires it straight at EW* "Well I'll just recreate it and erase yours, you're not the only one who can kill an immortal."
Metal Man (GM): Roll it/announce attack/explody ice cream pops.
The Ninja: *Pick the third choice!*
Metal Man (GM): The meter above Evil Wolfman's head updates. (Its format is damage taken/max HP)
Evil Wolfman: "Not bad... now do it 1500 more times. Without somehow dying in the meantime."
Deloth: "..."
Digifanatic: .oO(I wonder if it's better we just don't look at it...)
Rinith: "I'm only warming up."
Evil Wolfman: "That cannon is a nuisance. Garrik, you take care of the others."
King Demon: "Thought you said it was pathetic and not worth your time."
Metal Man (GM): Garrik becomes reality, now floating with the help of his hover-boots. He isn't the most built of a person, but has a force field around it.
Evil Wolfman: "Of course it is. Why would I ever tell you the truth?"
King Demon: "Then why bother with it?"
Rinith: "Are you not telling the truth right now?" *He sort of just sits down where he is, annoyed... greatly annoyed, fading not seeming to be a big concern of his.*
Evil Garrik: "He won't tell you anything sensible. That would let you plan around his attacks. That is why I scoped out all of your weaknesses while I reformed."
Kraela: "He's a cracked powerhouse who doesn't know left from right."
Evil Garrik: "I have finished my analysis. Terminating annoying troublemakers."
Rinith: "That be a flaw, by avoiding the sensible you can figure out what's being avoided."
Metal Man (GM): His arm-things pop out, revealing laser cannons.
Evil Garrik: "LF, Activate!"
Metal Man (GM): The fields power up and fire a carpet of green lasers at all of you! Threatens all. 50, overpower, piercing damage.
Metal Man: "Ow!"
Deloth: *zap*
The Ninja: *Skillful Ninja dodge!*
Metal Man (GM): It's a piercing laser. It goes through people. However you will take half damage, due to the person in front of you, Krae. Resist did not reset. Val did not buff you last I checked.
Evil Garrik: "Enemy health has been depleted."
KitOrbel: *Is unable to dodge it, so she absorbs it into her charged marble instead.*
Valentine: *The Doll is damaged.*
Evil Garrik: "I have detected some sort of countermeasure on the field."
Jason: *He's gone again.*
Rinith: *Suddenly presses down at the ground and flings himself up in to the air right over the laser and landing on his feet* "Hmph."
Digifanatic: *Only 50 damage for Digi... he'll deal with it.*
Metal Man (GM): Evil Garrick points his computing devices at Val's doll.
Evil Garrik: "Disabler, activate!"
Metal Man (GM): Dodge check, Val. If hit... you can't use the doll again for the rest of the fight, due to freaky techno-energy jamming you. And the current doll is jammed out of existence.
Evil Garrik: "Threat neutralized. Recharging..."
Valentine: "...Now I'm annoyed."
Metal Man (GM): Another silhouette appears beside Evil Wolfman, as he focuses on the cannon.
KitOrbel: "Crap, crap, crap..."
Kraela: "That stung. Thanks for the block, Metal."
King Demon: "Well FUCK!" *Dies.*
Rinith: "What I miss Kit?"
Metal Man: "Don't mention it. I mean, go ahead and mention it! I mean... ow... I'm feeling weak..."
Rinith: "And there went Demon."
Evil Wolfman: "Now to take down that pesky cannon. I mean NOT take it down. Or perhaps both at the same time. Let's have Deloth judge that. Deloth, I challenge you to withstand THIS!"
Metal Man (GM): He reaches at the cannon with a glowy astral hand. Will Check, Deloth. Evil Wolfman considers using his 13 will to blow it off entirely, but then decides not to, for instead he steals 1 of Deloth's SP.
Evil Wolfman: "I guess I can just absorb your soul instead. It's not as interesting though."
Deloth: "Gngh!" *He fizzles for a second from that. Apparently, his will's about all that's keeping him here.*
KitOrbel: "Daddy, are you okay?" ;-;
Kraela: "Left or right. Overbloated fool."
Evil Wolfman: "No, he is not okay. Here, this is what it feels like!" *He then does the same move at Kit!*
Metal Man (GM): Will check, again, this time for Kit.
Valentine: "Just hold in just a bit longer."
Rinith: *He tries to defend Kit with his own will.*
Metal Man (GM): Very well. Roll Will check, Rinith. Again, he steals 1 SP, but this time from Rinith.
Rinith: "Hmph, don't touch her."
Metal Man (GM): The energy empowers him.
Evil Wolfman: "Okay." *He powers up.* "I'll just use this energy instead."
Metal Man (GM): He summons another massive black hole, then rolls it at Rinith. 100 damage, overpower.
Evil Wolfman: "The forces of existence are my playthings, but I can always play to my audience."
Rinith: *Quickly summons his blade to his hand when he realizes there'll be impact and slices the black hole with 2 resist points* "That was still pathetic."
KitOrbel: "..." *She frowns and takes a small step back...* "Everybody... Always gets hurt for me..." ;-;
Evil Wolfman: "You know, I'm beginning to feel like Dragoshi about your predictable dialogue."
Evil Garrik: "The next arrival will happen in about 3 minutes."
Rinith: "I'm tired of not talking, Half my time fighting seems I just don't say a thing, like you could fill half of what I say with dots or something."
Evil Wolfman: "Good, good. You alone can't possibly take them."
Evil Garrik: "My Lord, why have you failed to convert them? Only a few holdouts refused us in our time."
Evil Wolfman: "They are... stubborn."
Digifanatic: "Whatever..." *rolls his eyes and charges the cannon some more* .oO(Remember, Mewtwo, wait for Rinith to make a move and them fire it...) *Splitting it 4 for the cannon and 4 for defense EOT.*
Mewtwo: *T* "...I will fire it on my turn, I do not know what Rinith will do. I have to fire it anyway, before they realize they let me get away with charging it."
Digifanatic: *Nods* .oO(I understand...)
The Ninja: "This battle very difficult. More simple back in day against Dr. Eggman."
Evil Garrik: "Dr. Eggman? He couldn't make a machine worthy of licking my boots."
The Ninja: "Metal of Man, you keep doing as planned, yes?"
Metal Man: "Yeah, but I can't punch psychic energy. It doesn't work out that way. If he physically attacks though, he's going down!"
The Ninja: "Right." *He then hops in front of Evil Garrik.* "Man who shaves. I can not fight you. You attack weakly and it is unfair."
Evil Garrik: "Victory is all that matters, primitive caveman."
The Ninja: "But you can not win. Not with me."
Evil Garrik: "Then show me what you can do."
The Ninja: "Come and fight me then... if you are not weakling Coward." *4 to the cannon and 4 to Defense.*
Evil Garrik: "The graveyard is full of courageous men. We sane people happen to populate this above-ground world you're in."
Metal Man: "Whatever, whatever! I'm going to shoot you!" *He takes out his guns!*
Kaine: "Explain him, then." *Gestures to Metal.*
Metal Man (GM): He takes out his TT33 and then fires violently at Evil Wolfman.
Kraela: "Sane? You actually think you're being serious, don't you?"
Metal Man (GM): Then Metal Man takes out a fancier, larger pistol and fires a crystal at Evil Wolfman's heart. He ducks it.
Jason: "Yeeeeah, I hardly think he's got it right most of the time..."
Metal Man: "Aw man. Now I know what Storm Troopers feel like!"
Evil Garrik: "What goes up in your world doesn't go at all in this one."
Deloth weakly sets up a barrier combo. EoT.
Evil Garrik: "Barriers detected, my Lord." *He types into his arm.* "I have determined how to delete them."
Metal Man (GM): The other figure begins to take shape. It's a guy of some sort, with a tail... with spikes on the end of it...
Evil Garrik: "ETA to arrival: 2 minutes."
Evil Wolfman: "About time. I can't continue doing all the damage by myself. My MP is low."
Valentine: "I think you should finish what you started first." *The small girl pulls out the rifle which is bigger than her, thanks to the Time Cops.*
Deloth: "Who is that?"
Evil Garrik: "The real Deloth. It would only make sense, since he was rivaled only by me for sanity and loyalty to Evil Wolfman."
Digifanatic: "Could be an alt of Dragoshi perhaps... maybe an alt of your draconic form... who knows..."
Evil Garrik: "And the prime damage dealer. Evil Wolfman... he was more of our all-around figure."
Metal Man (GM): Evil Wolfman moves in front of the attack and... He does a Matrix dodge, shoving Evil Garrik to safety!
Evil Wolfman: "You won't touch my teammates, b#$ch."
Valentine: "Feel free to stand in the way again. it amuses me."
Metal Man (GM): He does so, again.
KitOrbel: "..." o.o;; "That's my alternate daddy?"
Evil Garrik: "Evil Wolfman is the defensive master. And our leader, naturally. There was that Metal Man but his disturbing need to be 'right' caused him to split off and die."
Metal Man (GM): That shot misses, as Evil Wolfman blurs at Agent-Smith like speeds to both push EG out of the way and also then duck it himself.
Valentine: "I think I'll use this to my advantage then." *EoT.*
Rinith: "What would a negative me be? I'm already partly on the negative plane."
Evil Garrik: "To be honest, I don't think one exists. I don't remember there being one of you..."